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Don't Say This To A Cop

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 07:50:19 GMT


Today's category: Cops

Don't Say This To A Cop

      1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
      2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in..
      3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
      4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
      5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
      6. I pay your salary!
      7. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
      8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
      9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
      10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
      11. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of money from the bank robbery, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
      12. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
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