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Test Tubes

Sat, 10 Dec 2016 16:57:39 GMT


Today's category: Science

Test Tubes

      We have two test tubes here," said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University. "They contain two carefully synthesised ingredients that we can now use to create human life. Solution A is a genitically engineered copy of all the ingredients in the female ovum, while Solution B replicates the active ingredients in male spermatozoa.

      "If I mix them in this aseptic glass container a new human life will be conceived. Now any questions?"

      "Could you possibly give us a demonstration?" asked an awed member of the audience.

      "I'm sorry, not tonight," said the professor, "Solution A has a headache."
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