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You Need A Sticker

Tue, 28 Mar 2017 16:30:39 GMT


Today's category: Military

You Need A Sticker

      A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

      The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

      "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."

      The general said, "Drive on!"

      The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

      The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"

      The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
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