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Technical Support

Tue, 25 Oct 2016 14:21:57 GMT

Today's category: StupidityTechnical Support      This is reportedly an actual phone dialog of a former WordPerfect customer support employee:      Support: "Hello, Technical Support; may I help you?"      Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."      S: "What sort of trouble?"      C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."      S: "Went away?"      C: "They disappeared."      S: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"      C: "Nothing."      S: "Nothing?"      C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."      S: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"      C: "How do I tell?"      S: "Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?"      C: "What's a sea-prompt?"      S: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"      C: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."      S: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"      C: "What's a monitor?"      S: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"      C: "I don't know."      S: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"      C: "Yes, I think so."      S: "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."      C: "Yes, it is."      S: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"      C: "No."      S: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."      C: "Okay, here it is."      S: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."      C: "I can't reach."      S: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"      C: "No."      S: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"      C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."      S: "Dark?"      C: "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."      S: "Well, turn on the office light then."      C: "I can't."      S: "No? Why not?"      C: "Because there's a power outage."      S: "A power?!? A *power* outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"      C: &quo[...]