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Lawyer Quiz

Wed, 18 Jan 2017 20:26:06 GMT


Today's category: Lawyers

Lawyer Quiz

      Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
      A: Professional courtesy.

      Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?
      A: Because deep down, they are all nice guys!

      Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
      A: No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.

      Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
      A: An offer you can't understand.

      Q: What would happen if you lock a cannibal in a room full of lawyers?
      A: He would starve to death.

      Q: Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
      A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

      Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
      A: The lawyer charges more.

      Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
      A: You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

      Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.
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