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My Butterfly Guy

2007-06-06T00:23:38.966-07:00

You may have heard about this bait from various newspaper articles recently.This was one of the very first baits I tried, and I think every baiter has a go at the church bait. So, without further ado.. The Narudeen Al-Islam Society meets The Church of the Sacred Butterfly. There is some audio that goes with this bait, and it is kinda funny stuff, in the context of the bait.. :) This bait ran for some time - it began on the 16th of November 2004 and ran till the 21st of March 2005 - but the Chief still calls from time to time, I think he still thinks the money is there and he can get it eventually.. ;)Emails from Narudeen are in this colour text. Emails from Sister Anukah are in this colour text. Narratives are in this colour.*BISIMILAHI RAMONI ROHEEM**NURUDEEN AL-ISLAMIC SOCIETY OF NIGERIA (NAISFAT)*MOTTO: LIGHT COMES, DARKNESS VANISHEDHQ Address:22 Mathew Street,Agege, lagos State,Nigeria.Tel: 234-1-9720626, 2348052413800Email: naisfat@yahoo.comDear breathen In Islam,*LETTER OF ASSISTANCE FOR LAUNCHING CEREMONY OF $500, 000 US DOLLAR BUILDING ULTRA MODERN FUND*Asalamaleikum, we are here by directed to inform you that our society tagged NAISFAT of Nigeria, kindly request your aid assistance for NAISFAT Mosque and Arabic Trainning centre ultra Modern building fund, which will Insha _ Allah take place on Saturday 11 December 2004 at Asalatu playing ground by 9 a.m prompty Islamic time.Again, we are sure through Allah Subuana Watahala and your support donations, it shall be an August one. Special invitation of the day The President of Rep of Nigeria : His excellency General Aremu Olusegun Obasanjo, The Vice Preseint Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Ahmed Bola Tinubu the Lagos State Governor, Alhaji Abdulahi Akinbode, Cheif Mission Nasfat Alhaji Mudir Sheik, Baba Adini of Nigeria Alhaji Iyanda Folawiyo CFO, Sheik W. Adam Ilori MORICAS, Her excelency Alhaja Titi Abubakar, Alhaji Arishekola Alao, Alhaji Adeginte, Alhaja Bolajoko Kadri, Alhaja Abibat Mogaji Iya Adini of Nigeria.Quran 1 vs 11: Oh ye who believe shall guide you to a commerce that will save you from a pinful chastisenant? It's you that believe In Allah and His messenger and strive in the cause of Allah with your belonging and your person, that is the better for you. Did you but know.Quran 2 vs 21, The case of those who spend their wealth in the cause of Allah is like that of a grain of coins, which grows seven ears, and in each ear there are 100 grains. Allah multiplies it even more for whom so ever he pleases.Allah is Lord of vast bountry, giver never lack, all known. It is also said that in the month Ramadam it is good to give out to needys as in FISEBILILAHI.Please, we beg for helps and donations from NGO, Government, Priavte Sector, Populace, Missionaries e.t.c. nothing is small.May Allah reward you abundantlyFor: more enqiries Please contact us Above address.MasalamYoiurs faithfullyChief MissionFadilak Sheik Suleiman B.SAnd so we're off, the Sheik has made this mistake of emailing a scambaiter! Character Sister Anukah gets back to him.My thanks for your very interesting email. I would dearly love to help you however my ministry forbids me from entering any business deal with partners who are not part of our faith. I am sorry but there is nothing more I can do for you. If you ever decide to join our faith then of course I could help you both with my experience and financial support. Our church is very helpful to many Christians the world over - and I have travelled to many locations - in Africa, in South America, in Australia and to Europe as a part of our worldwide ministry. I wish you well in your endeavour my sister in Christ. Blessings, Sister Anukah Boneham Financial Development - Holy Church of The Sacred Butterfly. PO Box 2226 San Diego CA 92192 Phone - Fax : So a quick lesson about church scambaiting - you need to give them a reason to convert to your religion. The general idea with this kind of bait is that there is some procedure they must go through in order to be a member of your church and be sent th[...]



Ok then!

2007-01-03T04:10:51.908-08:00

Reading through today's mails, this badly spelt one caught my eye..

Subject: DON'T WITER ME ANIGN OK

Dear Sir,
You said that i am a chat you.
Thanks

Well ok then! ;) I'll keep writing till I get me a death threat.. :)



A stone fox!

2006-12-14T03:54:56.107-08:00

A little inspired by a bait by Makizzle over on scambaits.com, I decided to make a saucy new character who does not speak much english but knows all the words relating to sexual activities. :) I can't really put what I am saying to the lads here, but let's just say it's X-rated. The lads did not seem to be taking the bait, so I have recently been tempting them with early photos of a quite sexy Heidi Klum. You can't really recognise her, she looks nothing like the current Heidi, they're so old. The results have been somewhat mixed. Many lads like to keep their eye on the main prize, which is the money..i got your mail and pics that you sent, you look very prety and i will like to meet you in person but my problems now is to make sure that the bank transfer the money into your account, if you can help please do. i want to move this money to your account to enable us invest the money and live as one big family. You are just a good looking girl and i will love to love you more, i don't know the reason you dont want to call me, please call me if you are serious to deal with me.What is the pictures about? Are you the one in the pics? The bank is now ready to transfer the money to you. So you need to send your account information and the transfer fee of $3000 dollars. You have to be quick with it. I believe they have sent you the name you will use to pay the money through western union money transfer. Thanks and good luck. I will be waiting to here that the money has been sent to you safely. So make sure you let me know immediately you send the $3000 dollars. ThanksHmm, this lad seems to think appearance will help him decide - I love you so much ,please send your photo because i dont see any of your photo here before i will decide how to make love with you. Err, I think not, buddy! - I saw your mail, have you sent me the money do so immediately and also provide me with the password of your email address so as to enable me upload my picture in itHow are you today? infact all the photos are very nice i like that but i want to assured you that i will offer you more than that photo when we meet face to face ok. please did you see the information of the diplomat i told you about that want to help us secured the documents? please i will apreicate if you can send the money to him in Spain via western union money transfer system before friday this week please, so we can get this concluded.I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PHOTOS BUT IN THIS TRANSACTION PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAKthanks, what i mean is this,i have a cheque in the amount of $850,000 which my director instructed me to send to you,i know this was why you contacted me in the first place ok. now i want to send the cheque to you so that you will cash it from your bank and since then i told you to give me your house address where i will send it to. and i told you that i will need the deliverying fee from you ok.so that is what i mean by the question you asked. on the other hand you mentioned ,you are very rich and you wanted to love me,that is ok,but i wanted you to receive this cheque first ,and after that i will come over to your country and spend as much time as you wanted me to spend with you,if possible marry you .I saw your picture you are a beautiful woman.It is not your failt,God knows why all this happen to me that is why you are saying all solt of insultive words to me,only GOD will take control of my situation and i know becuase he lives i can face tomorrowI am willing to give my best to you but the most important thing now is for you to visit the security house and have the consignment cleared, then we will talk of how you and I will meet to share our love together in such a lovely way that the you will always remember. Expecting to hear from you soon and you readniess to meet the security houseI have seen your photos but i want you to understand that this is not a joke therefore if you are truely interested please try to be very committed and open so that we can carry out this transaction with[...]



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2006-12-08T02:12:23.987-08:00

Sorry you guys, I may not be available for Christmas parties and celebrations this year, it seems I am to be arrested.. ;)

3rd December, 2006

Reg Order No:SH234581282

GOOD DAY:GILLESPIE,

WE HAVE REPORTED YOUR CASE TO THE METROPLITAN POLICE HERE IN THE UK AND THE INTERPOL FOR TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ONE OF OUR WINNERS.

YOU ARE ALREADY BEEN INVSTIGATED AND MAY BE ARRESTED SOON IF YOU DO NOT IMMEDIATELY SEND PROOFS TO US THAT YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE LOTTERY PROGRAM.

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND TO US YOUR VALID IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENTS LIKE THE INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT, NATIONAL IDENTITY CARD OR THE DRIVER'S LICENCE ISUED BY YOUR GOVERNMENT TO GUARANTEE THAT YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO CHEAT.

YOU WILL BE CONTACTED SOON BY THE METROPOLITAN POLICE.

WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO CONTINUE WITH THE CLAIMS PROCESS AS WE HAVE ALREADY REPORTED YOU TO THE NATIONAL LOTTERY COMPANY FOR DISQUALIFICATION FROM ANY FURTHER PROGRAM.

YOU MAY SEND US A REPLY IF YOU LIKE.

GOOD DAY AND HAVE A NICE WEEK.

Mr.WILLIAMS GOZNEY



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2006-12-05T06:40:45.476-08:00

Why do I suspect this Rev is lying to me? ;)
DEAR SIR,

YOU ARE GETTING ALL WRONG,
I CAN NOT CHEAT YOU. AM A SERVANT OF GOD, THE BIBLE SAYS , A CHEATER MUST ONE DAY BE CHEATED. IF I DO THAT ,WHAT WILL I GO TELLING THE CONGRIGATION.

TRUST ME IS FOR REAL. GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR PAYMENT. I GIVE YOU MY WORD WITHIN 48HOUR OF YOUR PAYMENT, YOUR MONEY WILL GET TO YOU.

THANKS,
REV WILLIAM



Will the real Charles Soludo please stand up?

2006-12-04T23:16:38.108-08:00

Apparently this lad thinks he's the real Charles Soludo, Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria. Seeing that I had said to him (and a few other lads) that I had sent money to Mr. Soludo, this particular lad wants a piece of the action.

Now, you don't think that he's really one of those impostors he speaks of? ;)
Dear Sir,

It is with great indignation and sadness that I inform
you that the so called Pro. Charles Soludo you have
been dealing with is fake and dose not represent this
office in anyway at all. It is a well known fact that
the name Prof. Charles Soludo is the most impersonated
name in the Nigeria by fruaster and other African
countries. We have been doing our best to sincitize
the whole world of the existence of a syndicate that
specilises in defrauding people with the name of
charles Soludo in Nigeria and otherASfrican countries.
Actuall we received a complain recently from some
beneficiaries of this group and their escapedes so we
decided to contact you to let you that you are dealing
with him on your own risk. The Federal Governement of
Nigeria through the Central Bank of Nigeria have been
spending millions of dollars to inform people of other
parts of the world to beware of this group. Perhaps it
is because you don't speak English language as your
first language that you did not hear of this group
however, government are making more plans to expand
the message to other languages soon.

As it is now, there is nothing you can do to recover
your money because government is finding it very
difficult to apprehend this so called Soludo and his
group because of the system the you to perpetrate
there dirty acts. You are therefore adviced the
contact the Secreatry in the Foreign Department on his
email or his phone number
234-1-8141301 his name is Dr. Steven Eze to give you
more infomation on this matter and to tell you when
you payment shall be effected. You are not even
suppose to spend such an amount of money before you
receive your money as government have waived all those
charges for contractor in your catigory whose payment
have been long overdue. All you aresuppose to do is to
authenticate yourreceiving bank account and the funds
will be transfered as we aresatisfy with your payment
and have received all the necessary approvals to this
effect.

As we employ you to use this opportunity of political
stability to invest more ion Nigeria, I on behalf of
the Federal Government apologies for the unfortunate
situation. Because of this, I have directed the
Secreatry of Foreign Operation Dr. Steven Eze to
expidite action on your payment as soon as possible.
It is unfortunate you did not tell me your languge
otherwise, this message would have been interpreted to
you in your languege if it is a language we have
interpreter for.

Thank you.

Professor Charles Soludo,
Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria.



Leave me alone!

2006-12-03T02:20:49.722-08:00

I just saw this in one of my inboxes. After 15 emails, the scammer is saying this.. it's making me fall off my chair laughing.. ;)

Please i dont want further mails from you anylonger or else i will report you to the INTERPOL.I advise you stay away from me for your own Good.when i say interpol you know what i mean right



Believe, you must..

2006-12-02T16:50:17.808-08:00

ATTN SIR,

WE DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY QUESTION AS REGARDS THE QUESTION YOU ASKED ABOUT THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS LOTTO DRAW.

IF YOU DO NOT BELEIVE IN THE LOTTERY THEN IT IS BETTER NOT TO RESPOND TO US THAN ASKING QUESTIONS.

TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING PRIZE YOU ARE TO BE HERE IN AUSTRALIA FOR YOUR CLAIM.SO SEND TO ME YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT COPY TO ENABLE ME PREPARE YOUR WINNING DOCUMENTS.

REGARDS,
JOSUHA



A bit of a bait..

2006-12-01T03:42:51.504-08:00

This is a lad who is getting quite frustrated with me.. ;) I can't imagine why! Can you suggest what I might be doing wrong? I will post a bit of our discussion here. My text will be this color, and the scammers text will be this color. I'll indent my text, too.I would love to help you?I already pay US5,400 fees to Charles Soludo this why you contact me yes or no?English is not my first language, sorry. Dearest, I'm sorry but i don't know Charles Soludo. We are from Ivory Coast we never know Charles soludo.We(me and my sister) are french speaker but,we learnt english in the past english and spanish at school.Please help us.Here is our number please call us so that you could know that we are in Ivory Coast(cote d'ivoire).S'il vous plait,ici nous parlons le français. Thank you very much, Looking forward heard you very soon, Pierreok, it sound good. now what? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais. Hi dearest madam Helling, I thank you for your knid reply.May GOD blessed you and your family. In fact,if i don't write you back it dues to what i told you.A person named Emmott use to write me.So i think that you're the same person that's why i ask you to bring me your picture but untill now,nothing.I'm very disappointed because this person doesn't regard me as humain been.How can i trust to another who has the same email address like yours? You see,it not easy for me instead of tell me truth,he still insult me,tell me none sense. So mum,if you're ready to help me bring me your picture before to see you serious because i'm faced hell here and i will send you mine and also give you the contacts of the compagny so that you could call them to see what you should do to help me. I want to quitt this my country which seing the political situation as myself has not future. I'm orphan,African orphan situation is too different from yours. As soon as you receive this message,do what i ask you to show your heart.Do you remember what you told me before in your last response sent to me?Please mum,be honnest i tell me true are you the same Emmott or not? Everything we're doing,we should know that GOD is above and watcth us. Have a good day and i espect you will write me back very soon, Pierreok what is mean by this " knid reply.May GOD blessed you and your family. In fact,if i don't write you back it dues to what i told you.A person named Emmott use to write me.So i think that you're the same person that's why i ask you to bring me your pict" please explain what this mean? Dearest madam, Since i receive your first reply,different persons starting by miles,emmott ...write me back.Some insult me at moment and diseappear.So,i think you are the same person : I said you that i'm never heard about Charles soludo,i do not know him and i give you a number in whatyou could call me to verify.You don't call me ,you don't write me untill now and i was very very discouraged. Madam,today my house owner sent me away because i don't pay him his money and ligth and water bils(about 1000 Euro about 700.000francs cfa) and i'm oblige to wander to live because no job ,no parent at all.Now,i live in the market with the market guards. Mum if,you are not the same persons,i'm very sorry but it is because after your first reply those persons contact me.I'm not also english speaker i speak french. Mum,please i beg you try to see what you can do for me because i'm alone and my parents love miss me. GOD keep you in safe,looking forward to heard you,Pierre.probably i can do, ja? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais. Dearest madam, I would like to know what you can efford to do for me now. Thank you very much and GOD bless you.PierreSO WHAT I NEED DO NOW? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais.I have no idea why I keep telling him I can't speaka da French[...]



Tell me a bit about yourself...

2006-11-28T13:45:23.504-08:00

One thing that I've done for a while now is to ask the lads 4 questions about themselves -When and where were you born?Do you have any pets?What is your favourite food?What is the last novel you read?Some lads got asked what their favourite TV show was as well. If the lad claims to be a barrister, I ask them about Quite a few of them have given their details. Here they are:Barr. Richard Knowles - I ATTANED MY PRIMARY AND SECONDRAY SCHOOL AT ENUGU IN EASTERN PART OF NIGERIAN WHERE WE ORIGINATED, THEN I GOT ADDIMISSION INTO UNIVARSITY IN 1960 SEPTEMBER AFTER OUR INDEPENDENT AT UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NSUKKA WHERE I READ LAW.AFTER MY YOUTH SERVICE, I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL IN LAGOS WHERE I WAS PICKED BY THE FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL OF JUSTICE IN NIGERIA JUSTICE ALEX COKER TO WORK IN HIS CHENMBER FOR 4YRS, LATE JUSTICE ALEX COKER WAS THE JUSTICE THAT SATISFEIED ME FIT AND I WAS CROWN THE YOUNGEST LAWYER TO BE CALLED TO BAR ON 6TH OF OCTOBER 1982 TILL DATE.I WAS RANKED SECOND BEST AND YOUNGGEST.Mussa Hassan - I was born in Harare Zimbabwe,i do not have any pet,i have never trained or lived with any pet,right now i am under political assylum in this country and not living a good life,i hope that i will leave this country as soon as the bank in London transferes the money to your bank account.I like all kind of foods because i easily adapt,but my favuorite food is rice and stew,pizza,the last book i read was the bible,when i was in school i used to be a good novel reader but since i had this problem i turned on to God and often read the bible.It is so nice to read these words from you and hope that some day we will get to meet and live as one family.May God bless you for your kindness towards me,i have to stop so far and hope that i will hear from you again after you finish communicating with the bank.J. Mataya, Esq. - Where did you receive your law degree from? University of Ghana, Legon, Accra. Ghana. But now resided in Republic of Togo.Stanly Abuchi - For your questions l am from Abidjan Cote D'lvoire in west africa and l work in the bank as you can also see from my first mail to you.On us meeting half way please do note that l will immediately relocate to your country or any country of your choice at the end of this busienss for sharing and investment purposes with your kind assistance.l am born in the year 1952 and l have worked as a banker for many years.Other questions you asked is irrelevant as it has nothing to do with this our business.Jerald Lawal - Most questions you are asking me at this point is irrelevant as far as I am concerned, this is because they have no link to this transfer, however, I will answer the ones I know should be answered in other to move on.I was born about the same year as you, 1964 in Lagos-Nigeria and in the General Hospital. I got your contact from the Nigerian Chamber of Commerce Gazette.Mahim Ali, who also noted the proverb I included in my mail - I was born on the 26th. Of April 1960, at Yalgado Hospital, Ouiagadougou(The General Hospital). For your second question, yes, I have a dog(my “Eve” she’s beautiful), It is common here in Burkina faso. Rarely will you find a house that does not have a dog, it comes from a long time story about our ancient mother. Following your third question elizabeth, should I say, you are kind of expensive there, I will go or a good, well prepared vegetable soup and garri(Grinded casava stired with hot water), very good eh! That is my favorite. The last book I just finished is a best seller novel, “Flesh and Blood” Horror. I enjoyed it too. Beth(you make me sound as if I know you close just that, I have a cousin by the name elizabeth), I need your explanation to this phrase “WHY BE DIFFICULT WHEN YOU CAN BE IMPOSSIBLE”.Rev. Simion George - I was born in 196[...]



Ooh, how nice!

2006-11-28T00:39:43.329-08:00

George Michael wrote to me! I dreamed of this day for many years until he announced he *ahem* was into men. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. ;)
Mesage from George Michael
Ivory Coast - West Africa,
Goodday my dear,

In a brief introduction, my name is George Michael from Africa. I loss my Dad a couple of months ago. My Father was a business man until his death . He was assassinated by the rebels following the political uprising in my country. Before his death, he deposited the sum of US$12,600,000.00 (Twelve million six hundred thousand united states dollars) with a bank here in Ivory Coast - West Africa, which was for the importation of cocoa processing machine. Now, due to the present political crises in Ivory Coast which will not be save for me investing the money in the country, I have decided to move the money to your country for a business investment which made me contacting you because I need your assistant in directing me into a good business field that is fast in your country. Urgently confirm the receipt of this proposal with your direct telephone number to enable us discuss orally on the telephone regarding your percentage for your humanly assistant.

I wait for your reply.
Best Regards,
George Michael
If you would like to get you a famous man as a penpal, shoot him an email here. george_michael@pobox.sk



It's like a little poem..

2006-11-23T04:20:54.945-08:00

Do you stand what i mean now
are you ready to go to CANADA
to clear these funds from the security valt
with the Documents of the funds.

If you are ready let me know
i am going back to that neigbouring this weekend
i will be back next week.

i want to know how serious you are to cooperate with me
to move these funds from the security to your country uk.
if you indicate the zealousness in you will give the Docments of the funds
and send your information to security personnel to contact you.


Why of course, I am ready to go to Canada, they have snow and cute guys. But I don't know if I have the zealousness in me.. ;)



A Money Recovery Scam

2006-11-23T03:57:50.044-08:00

Hmm.. they scam you once, and then they want to scam you this way!

FROM {EFCC}
ECONOMICS AND FINANCIAL
CRIME COMMISSION NIGERIA

Goodday

This is HUGES MOORE of the economics and financial crime commissoin {EFCC}.

This body {EFCC}is band to help you apprehend all those who have engage themselves in scamming people through the computer internet so as to help you recover all you have lost to this scammers in nigeria.

so please help us to help you discover all you lost ta any of such scammers in nigeria through this processes and other moro

{1} CHATTING

{2} NEXT OF KIN

{3}LOTTO

{4}PRIDE PRICE

{5}CHEQUE

{6}TRANSFER

{7}COMPENSATION

{8}RENTING OF ROOM

{9}CURE OF AIDS

AT this point i will like you to coperate with the body {EFCC}to help you apprehend people or person who have scam you and recover all you have lost and most especially put them behind bar

THANKS
YOUR REGARDS
HUGES MOORE



Have you been scammed lately?

2006-11-20T21:18:58.838-08:00

I would hope not, but if you want to lie and say that you have been scammed, this fella is seeking your help in catching the scammers and making them serve martinis and tequila sunrises...

This is HUGES MOORE of the economics and financial crime commissoin {EFCC}.

This body {EFCC}is band to help you apprehend all those who have engage themselves in scamming people through the computer internet so as to help you recover all you have lost to this scammers in nigeria.

so please help us to help you discover all you lost ta any of such scammers in nigeria through this processes and other moro

{1} CHATTING

{2} NEXT OF KIN

{3}LOTTO

{4}PRIDE PRICE

{5}CHEQUE

{6}TRANSFER

{7}COMPENSATION

{8}RENTING OF ROOM

{9}CURE OF AIDS

AT this point i will like you to coperate with the body {EFCC}to help you apprehend people or person who have scam you and recover all you have lost and most especially put them behind bar


THANKS
YOUR REGARDS
HUGES MOORE



Now they're offering loans?

2006-11-20T09:20:09.548-08:00

This is new for me! I'd never seen a lad offering loans, and with such low unpublished interest rates!

DEAR PROSPECTIVE INVESTTORS OF OUR DYNAMIC WORLD.
HERITAGE FUNDS IS AN INSTITUTION THAT GIVES SHORT TERM FINANCIAL LEVERAGE FOR SMALL SCALE BUSNIESS VENTURE AND CAPITAL INVESTMENT PROJECT WITH LOW INTREST RATE(%).
THE TECHNOLOGICAL TREND AND GLOBALISATION HAS ENHANCED INVESTMENT AROUND THE GLOBE SO WE DECIEDED TO BRING BUSINESS OPORTUNITY TO YOUR DOORSTEP.

IF YOU ARE PROSPECTIVE TO A TAKEN A LOAN FROM OUR ORGANISATION WITH LESS INTREST RATE, YOU CAN CONTACT THE COMPANY'S ACCOUNT

OFFICER WITH HIS CONTACT DETAILS VIZ;

NAME: HERITAGE FUNDS
COUNTRY: NIGERIA
EMAIL: [snip]
TEL: +234 805 525 4371
HERITAGE FUNDS LEVERAGE.

WELLCOME TO HERITAGE FUNDS, WE ARE INCORPORATED IN NIGERIA WITH THE COMPANY'S NAME AFOREMENTIONED AND GRANTED LICENCE BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO RUN THIS LEGITIMATE LOAN OFFER. WE HAVE MET WITH PROSPECTIVE CUSTOMERS OBLIGATION AND ATTAIN THE COMPANY'S OBJECTIVES AND GAINING PUBLIC CONFIDENCE WHICH SHOWS THE STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT OF ANY FINANCIAL INSTITUTION. WE GIVE OUR CLIENTS PREFERENCIAL TREATMENT SINCE BANK OIL THE WHEEL OF BUSINESS, THEY ARE THE BLOOD OF BANKS.

WE ASSIST YOU FIND A LASTING SOLUTION TO :

• Purchase of Additional Inventory
• Provide Working Capital
• Completing a Turnaround
• Improving Cash Flow
• Executing an Acquisition
• Meeting Growth Requirements
• Emerging from Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

WE PROVIDE FINANCE WITHIN THE RANGE OF $5,000 to $3,000,000

We provide financial solutions that suit your particular needs. Quicken Loans makes it easy;
1. Save time. No long forms to fill out.
2. Expert Advice. We find the right loan for you.
3. Fast. Close your loan in weeks.
4. Convenient. Closings that come to you with no pre-payment penalties

I ANTICIPATE YOUR PATRONAGE

MR. EBALU JAMES
Financier
+234 805 525 4371



You *must* see and hear this.. :)

2006-11-16T14:48:43.753-08:00

What will a lad do in order to get what he wants? Anything theFailure tells him to do.. :)

theFailure, the baiter who brought you Anus Laptops, and the Martins Cole saga (you need to register to see this one but it is entirely worth it, you'll laugh for hours) has currently got a bait going with a lad. Much of it has been posted on scambaits in the members area so if you want to see it all you can click here and register. But if not, make sure to check the following out. Wilson's place (mostly work safe, all genitalia has been censored, the murder scene is all red paint thanks to the lad) is the website theFailure's character has created and the lad is none to happy about it, as you can hear in this audio here with theFailure's character Wilson and audio death threats! And this audio here where theFailure is playing 3 characters at once including Butch Driveshaft, one of his other very famous characters, too and then Butch goes nuts and hurts Wilson, one of his other characters. Be assured, no scambaiters were shot in the head during the creation of this audio, it's all to mess with the *lad's* head! Be warned the audios contain language of a non-work/kid-safe nature.

In my opinion, theFailure is very badly named. He should be called theSuccess!



A new record?

2006-11-15T13:22:43.288-08:00

I think this is the longest mail I've ever received from a lad; and it has some very interesting thoughts about the world we live in today (I had gotten it a couple of weeks ago and had forgotten about it until just now):Subject: RE: URGENT URGENT TO REPLYDear Mabilla Livermore,Thanks for your mail,I understood all you said thanks for your trust and Ipromise not to let you down from date tell the end of this transaction andhoping to have a continue business relationship with you.The IFFCC warning information has been in existence for some years now. It isnothing new. Furthermore, for your information, there is also an organisationknown as "The 419 Coalition" in the U.S.A. This organisation is jointlyfoundedby both the Governments of the U.S.A. and Nigeria; though the American andNigerian Government will not openly admit it. This two governmentagreed to usethose business proposal found on internet is to discourage internationalbusiness men like you not to assist Nigeria citizens from moving fund out ofthe country because alot of fund has been snatched out of the country throughthis way by the past government. / and is still being comfirmed by theNigerianGovt. as a means of reducing(discouraging) the rate at which foreign companiesand individuals were and are still assisting Nigerian top ranking officails intranferring huge sums of money(foreign currency usually in US dollars) out ofNigeria. It can only be reduced but not stopped for it is still going on evenas you read this mail. Please go to www.thisdayonline.com/ and go to therecent papers' editionYou will find enough materials to proof how people from your "Holy andSaintlyWest" and their "Snow-white clean Banks" assisted the late and former Head ofState of Nigeria, Gen. Sani Abacha in looting billions of Nigeria's oilmoney(petrodollars). I am sure you can find other publications and materialsin Europe(London) and the U.S. to buttress this point further. Much of thelooted funds are still in various banks in Europe and America,Asia,Hong kongand probably Indonesia ;.....oiling and fueling their economies.I do not know of any country in Africa, Middle-East, Latin America(except Cuba)and Asia (remember the case of late President Marcos of thePhillipines?) whereher leaders and some of their top government officials/politicians do nottransfer millions of dollars abroad. All these tranfers have been and willalways be with the active participation of people and the banks in America,Canada,Europe and to some extent,the former Soviet block countries . Onlyformer presidents MANDELA of South Africa and NYERERE of Tanzania stand out asclean and clear EXCEPTIONS. Truth is bitter but must be said ; like you haveforced me to doTHE HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE".It is very interesting to see how you Americansand your Government accuse other people of all sorts of things ranging frominsincerity,dishonesty,outright fraud and even terrorism. Butunfortunately andironically,these same vices are the hallmarks of American life, society andAmerican Government Foreign Policy decisions.They also happen to be America'smajor exports to the rest of the world at a time when Japan (plus her AsianTigers) and some European countries are busy exporting useful products,appropriate useful technologies and of course, peace. Just see for youself;The only American President in the recent past that meant good toAmericans andto the rest of the world (particularly here in Africa) was President BillClinton. He was honest,sincere, unselfish and forthright. He is regarded as aHero in most of Africa, except perhaps in Libya and this is quiteunder[...]



Some more quotes from lads

2006-11-14T14:38:45.645-08:00

Mr. James Nolan apparently thinks that when it comes to phone numbers. The thing is that all of these numbers are freely available to anyone, and they can point to anywhere:Mr James Nolan,(Director of Operations)Nat West Bank of London.Email: Phone Number:+44-702-402-5092Phone Number:+44-702-402-5094Phone Number:+44-702-402-5085Phone Number:+44-702-402-5087Phone Number:+44-703-183-2834Fax Number: +44-87-0912-4661Mr. Johnson Peter's company has this for a motto - SO WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?WAITTING FOR YOUR RESPONDS.WE DO ALWAYS MAINTAIN OUR MOTTO. MAKING YOU HAPPY AS WELL KEEPING YOUR SECREETS FOR YOU.I don't get Mr. Smith, he was told that I was told by this other lad to mail him so that he could talk to me....I got your mail and did not like as you really sounded. But all the same I do not blame you as many things are happening on the Internet.Ekene Cy - WE the high court of nigeria 234 acknowledge your email today and we are so happy for you patronize .we have had all the email the you forward to us . now thank god that you contact the real high court of nigeria 234.Adams Osei - However, scam mails which people send to various individuals and companies on the internet have also made it so impossible for one to do business reliably with other internet users all over the world. I solicit and hope that this letter will not be considered of treated like one of those letters.If you didn't think this guy was strange before, here's more proof, in a letter purporting to have $11,400,000 (11.4 million dollars only). And yes, I do acknowledge that his name is spelt wrong, but some lads don't really know how to spell too well ;)Mr. Tom Matine Cruse (Credit Officer Caja Mar Banco Plc Madrid España)Mr ado's had some problems (probably a fake site shut down, or an email shutdown ;))This is to inform you that we are under going serious repairs to our domain and it has caused our Dear customers not to reach us through our main id successdeliverydiplomaticcourier... so you are hereby advice to send your entire correspondent via this mail box till we ratify the problem. We sincerely regret any in convinces this might have caused you. We shall notify you once the repairs are over. Thanking your for your anticipated cooperation.He don't get German I think... (Gruss Gott means Great God)Who are you and what you talking about. Who is Gruss Gott.Ray M Carter explains everything - I receive your mail, as i explained to you in my mail, the owner of the account is dead and every big deposit/account in the bank has next of kin, next of kin means the person that will inherit the money when the real owner is dead. So i want you to be the next of kin to the account, i have all the details of the deposit which i will send to you. If you do understand now let me know so that we can start.[...]



Kola Ibrahim is testy

2006-11-13T14:17:32.418-08:00

As with every relationship, it starts out so sunnily.
My name is Mr Kola Ibrahim; I am the regional manager of International
Commercial bank of Ghana Koforidua branch in the Eastern region of Ghana.

I got your information on a recent bank conference with other West African
countries held in Lome the capital city of Togo in West Africa . I write you this proposal in good faith; I am 47 years old married with two lovely kids. I am a devoted Christian and a man of peace.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit you and me, as the regional manager of the International Commercial bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each business year. on the course of the last year 2005 business report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made sum of Twenty - seven million four hundred thousand united state dollars($27,400,000.00) which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have placed this funds on what we call fixed call account with no
beneficiary. As an officer of this bank

I cannot be directly connected to this money, so my aim of contacting you is to assist me receive this money in your bank account and get 30% of the total funds as commission. There are practically no risks involved, it will be a bank to bank transfer, and all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of these funds who made the deposit in my branch so that my head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.

If you accept to work with me I will appreciate it very much. My private phone number is 00233 244 875346 call me if you think we can work together so that we can go over the details. Thank you in advance and May God bless you and your family. Please don't forget to send me your personal contacts, addresses and phone numbers.

Yours Truly
Mr. Kola Ibrahim
A few nonsequitors is all it took to get Kola a little miffed. Peeved even.
Please if you interested in this business you let me know and if you are not interested please still let me know so that I know what to do.
I didn't like his attitude. Not one bit. And I told him so.
Listen, I don't like your attitude at all. NOT ONE FUCKING BIT!!!!!!!!! His heart is upheld, he will not fear, until he looks with satisfaction on his adversaries.

I want you to send me 3,250USD immediately if not sooner. If you don't then May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons.. Call me immediately at +447092882462

You are a fucknut.
Oh Kola, what happened?
I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE A JOKER.
I DON'T DO BUSINESS WITH JOKERS
BYE
By this point I got down to brass tacks. I wrote simply:
certainly fucknut
Maybe I gave myself away with that though.
I SAID YOU CAN DO YOUR BUSINESS ELSE WHERE NOT WITH ME ANY MORE. YOU ARE NOT FOR BUSINESS.
KOLA
Come back Kola. Don't leave me this way. . . .



Some days it is great to be a scambaiter..

2006-11-13T07:53:21.066-08:00

Baiting can make opening your email box a whole lot of fun.. ;) It might be a funny email, it might be a lad telling you to leave them alone, or it might be some half naked pics of a scammer..

There's a young man in Spain who is a scammer, he likes to steal money from people. Unfortunately he somehow met up with me and my good friend Sephy, both of us like to bait people who steal money from people. I like to take their heart and crush it slowly in my hands, because that is really what they do to people - they make them hope and dream of a large sum of funds, and then steal from them. While I can't (and wouldn't) steal from them, I can make them hope and dream of life with a gorgeous woman in an expensive house with Ferrari's and what not (think K-Fed) and then smash their hearts into a million tiny pieces with a large meat mallet, after sending them to the airport a few times to pick me up when I arrive in my private jet..

Before you say it's cruel, I actually have spoken with victims of these scams on many, many occasions. I have spoken to people who have just sent off money to a scammer they will never see again. I have spoken to people arrested for cashing fake checks. I have seen enough to know these scammers are criminals and in a lot of cases they do it not because they need the money, but because they want the BMW's and mobile phones and laptops and gold chains that you can afford when you are a scammer and not spending your own money.

This young man thinks I am a world famous supermodel with her own talk show and he is madly in love with me. He thinks she is madly in love with him, and that she wants to marry him.
Please i love your photos and your proffesion, i love your program very much and i never know i could meet someone like you talkless of asking for maariage, i never know you are so successful before i email you and tell you that i love you, i tell you that i love you before you open your self to me and let me know who you realy are even if you did not reveal yourself to me, i will still stand on my words that i feel in love to you. Babe girl, do you still love me or not? i still love you and will keep on saying that. Please i will like to hear from you today so that i can know my stand but i pray, i will win your heart and love again. Have a nice and wonderful day, God bless you.
The last time I spoke to him on the phone I said to him I had spoken to some of my modelling contacts and they wanted some photos of him with only underwear on so they could book some jobs for him. And today, they arrived. And here they are, for your viewing pleasure.. ;) If you like you can click for a bigger image.. ;) Or not, as the case may be..
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I have no explanation for the deodorant or the tongue. Perhaps he thinks he can get a commercial? ;) It's a shame, he's not a bad looking guy and he seems to be working on a nice six pack there, but the guy is a criminal.. If you see him around, run! ;)



Lottery Scammers

2006-11-13T07:20:27.592-08:00

The lads have trouble receiving attachments and faxes from me - possibly because I did not send them any.. ;)Your mail is recieved but i'm sorry i never see any attached file please can you check it and resend it,due he told me about your transfer so sir i need the form i gave him to send to you for the processing of the fund transfer.I acknowledge the receipt of your mail. but honestly i have to tell you that i have not recieved any fax from youYou said you have made the payment but i did not get any fax in my machine so i would advise you to send me the confirmation recaipt to this email address immediately. Got your mail but pls do not complicate issues here because you have said it before that you sent the attachment abd i replies you that i dint see it and i also advised you to resend the details,once more for your own good resend the informations needed,thank you and have a nice dayWE DID NOT SEE ANY ATTACH DOCUMENT YOU SENT TO OUR OFFICES IN YOUR PASS EMAIL YOU HAVE BEING SENDING TO US,WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO FOR YOU PARTTAINING TO YOUR CLAIM.FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE DONT HAVE ANYTHHING TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY.WE ARE ACTING ON INSTRUCTIONS.TIME IS FAR FROM US.WE WAIT YOUR REPLY BEFORE SENDING YOUR WINNIGS BACK TO THE UNITED KINGDOM LOTTERY BOARD UK. if you do not wish to follow up the proceedures please let me know, i said that i did not get any fax from you, or you do not understand english well? if you really want our help is proccessing your calim kindly send me the form if you did fill it up,I got your email and I will like to inform you that know details or attachment was sent by you according to the content of your mail.Amazing, this lad has received attachments from me when I did not send any! - I have received your email and it is my pleasure to inform you that we have your personal informtion so what is needed now is for you to make the delivery fee payment to our cash office in the name of our account officer for payment confirmation.You are to make the payment through MONEY GRAM to our account officer's name below. I got you mail, but i must let you know that i really do not understand you well, you said that you faxed back the form, but i did not get any thing from my fax, you can send it as an attachment to my mail, first you must understand that you are not doing me any fevor ok, cos i have alot to attaind to not only you, so if you really wish to claim this fund you have to follow the prceedures if not im sorry i can't help you.The lads have trouble getting me on phone.. ;) I call you today agian it was in voicemail please you also can cal me it is your duty to do thatI tried to call you but your line is not connecting.I want you to call me 2:30 pm your timeI CALL YOU TODAY IS WAS NOT GOING PLEASE YOU CAN CALL ME FROM YOUR SIDEI call your telephone number it is always in voicemail but that is no problem if you like you can call me if it is necessaryThe lads have trouble getting me to cooperate.. ;) I WILL STOP EMAILING YOU BECAUSE YOU DID NOT WANT TO COMPLY WITH MY DIRECTIVES. I don’t know anything about Honda whatever. you are talking about I think you have to be carefull. We work by procedure here. It seems you really need someone to talk with, for me a have alot to take care of so im very sorry we can not continue,We received your mail and the content was not understood. However, We want you to know that we cannot be dilibrating on one issue every day because this is an entity not just a body. The only advice we want to give[...]



After 19 emails..

2006-11-13T06:54:56.493-08:00

Music to my ears.. ;)I really do not understand what you are up to.I have received your informations and it has been processed and verified.For you to get your money now is contact the dispatch officer of Carlos James and make your payments as regards the delivery of your winnings.Our affiliate courier company to to deliver your winnings to you is the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE otherwords known as Federal Express Courier.Without the payments of your delivery cost,you will not be able to get your winnings.Sir i must let you know that you are stressing me and your case is getting tiring.please do the needful so you get your money.Remeber your winnings is at stake and you have been given less than one week to claim your prize if not am afraid you might loose it and it will be distributed to various charity organisations.Hope to hear from you soon.This lad took only 11 emails to get a little annoyed.. ;) I think I might have said something wrong..Honestly,the contents of your mails looks very strange and awkward.What do you mean by NOT STUPID AS I LOOK? What exactly are you infering?I have served you with all diginity and respect and i'm convinced that i did and continue to do because of the realities of my job.I would like to inform you that i have no time for games.I guess you don't need your winning fund because you are so rich or what? If you don't need it,please write me an official note signed by you informing the Lotto Board of South Africa that you refuse the award.In that case,your money will be distributed to charities.On the otherhand,if you are interested in making your claims,then show some seriousness and willingness to that effect.Only when this is done would i look forward to assisting you receive your fund.kindly call me on my tel..Then we will discuss and find amicable solutions.If you do not do this,i will have no choice than to leave you visit S.A yourself and claim your money directly from the head office here in johannesburg.His next email to me - To be honest with you,your winng lottery fund was called back to the Lottery Board of South Africa trust account in Johannesburg Head office.This is due to your inefficiency to co-operate with me as your claims agent in arrangement towards getting your money transfered to you.I did my best in convincing you that you really won the money and did all i could so that you will receive your money. What did i get from all my efforts? You never tried to get back to me either buy mail or telephone.The telephone no. you gave me to call you was not functional.To me it looked as if you do not trust me or do not believe that you really won the money.I have informed you several times that my organisation is not affliated with any of the lotto companies you mentioned about.If those organisations are real,why haven't you received your money all along? Based on your non-challant attitude,i made recommendation to the Board and your fund was called back to the trust account. All hope is not lost,so what we can do now is for me to make a formal application on your behalf informing the Board that you where away out of your country for a business trip and you just came back and now you are ready to make your claims to receive your money.This can be arranged,but i'm not making any promise.I have to talk to my colleagues at the Head office.But remember that if i manage to convince them,you will now give me 20% from the total money.Is that okay with you?[...]



Some funnies.

2006-11-13T04:05:02.440-08:00

What, am I supposed to just keep mailing you when you don't mail me? - Please you always write at one time and disappear. Please I want to know what is your interest. This is not how to do somethings. Also you always use Idioms for me. I was not born in the age of idioms and in our house and our school we don't use idiom. Please you want to help me you should show a good interest them I will tell you what you should do. I don't like it when you write me at one and then I will not hear from you. After a long time you will send me another mail. We should mature in this business. Please i am waiting for your mail.Mails can get you pregnant? - Welli am really tired of telling you to ignore the mail you recieve from such people, you once told me about recieving such mail, i advice you to turn on spermguard how did you recieve such mails, it seems you choose to toy with my feeling and that is not right have i demanded any money from you? Why such mail, i recently went to asia to confirm about the money last two weeks i met Mr.Frank Toyota we discussed alenght and i was made to know that all the problem we are facing is actually from you. Please if you choose to listen to the mails you recieve it means you do not trust actuallisation of the project is it? and you have my number why didn't you call! mail me your resound. I am sorry to respond back to your long awaited response it was due official shake up in my bank by right now everything is normal to the brim. Please I would like you to respond back to me with all your details as indicated herein.What is so spactcial about the call if you atre not think we are playing please tell me that you dont need the price they are so many poeple who ned it i can not be westing my time writing always to please noted thati have answer you this qiutoin before and i am repecting it agian i dont have websit or is it becuase you was ask to pay money for the delivery charge remember you are not paying the money to me the money you are reqiusted to pay is for DHL that will delever you ckeck to in the address you will provid that is allI guess my patience is up. your winnings is no longer in my possession.ByeHow are you today.I have you made the payment? I am still waiting to hearing from you.May Almighty God bless you I have been knocking on your door,please open the door so that i will come in and eat with you.This offer is a dream but don't kill the dream. God will enrich you through it.AmenIt's like a virus, it's going around.. - Thanks for your mail.Mrs paulina Hassan has been a good person and please,this is not a mere proposal from all those scamers ok.It is left for you to think about the assistance in regards to save life because this woman been with cancer and she she going to die as the doctor has said.But let me tell i will make sure that i will do every perfect legal work on the documents to make sure that all is alright,You should not loose sleep over this offer,I am assuring you that all legal documents will ok,I know that there is alot of internet scam going around in the world today but someone can not use his health to scam because he he/she needs money no God forbid ok. i don't have anythin to say since you open your mouth called me a 419 over 3 mounts ago and rember that you are the one who contacted me for the fest time and now you now called me scammer wel i dont have shoys the onlythin i know is that i can't beg you to received your cheque untill you [...]



From a lotto scammer

2006-11-12T20:03:22.991-08:00

This must be their way of appearing to be generous. Of course, the money doesn't even exist...
PLEASE NOTE THAT WINNERS WHO RESIDE CLOSE TO PEOPLE WHO WERE AFFECTED BY THE HURRICANE KATERINA AND THE HURRICANE RITA
WILL BE REQUIRED TO DONATE TWENTY PERCENT OF THEIR WINNINGS TO THOSE VICTIMS