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Looking for the best cat on earth? Well you found him(updated).

2017-10-27T18:13:29-04:00

I am probably the only person on Craiglist right now posting an ad about a pet like this one. You will realize this cat is so much more than a pet. He is someone special. This is a big novel so if you have 15 minutes sit back and relax and read my story. I want to tell you the whole thing so you know where I am coming from. Pardon my terrible grammar I typed this all on a phone and am not going back to proofread it. My cat's name is Oskar. With a k yes. You will see why later. He has quite the incredible story. I'm going to tell you his story and if you are the right person for him hopefully it means something to you, or strikes a chord. I got Oskar back in college in May of 2008, so yes he is 9 now. I was working at a wildlife rehabilitation facility in Southern Illinois because I wanted volunteer experience to help build my resume as a zoologist. Which is what I was going to school for. I had worked at this place off and on for years and loved it, they had everything from a cougar named simba to vultures and baby deer. The baby deer once they are big enough are put in an outdoor enclosure where they can browse on their normal plants. It is a rather large enclosure of about half an acre in size. This entire facility was in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by farmland and forest. Well one day the owner of the facility was bottle feeding baby deer in this enclosure and she looks down and sitting by her foot was a tiny orange and white kitten the size of a cell phone. He was looking up at her meowing. She said " Well where did you come from!" That was the day Oskar saved himself and his life would take a very drastic turn. Loving all animals she took him in and placed him inside a pen normally reserved for baby raccoons. I walk in one day and visit all the 10-15 baby racoons stacked up in their cages and then I see a tiny kitten with milk all over his face staring back at me in one of them. He stuck out like a sore thumb. Very out of place. I was quite surprised at the sight. I asked Beverly the owner what was his story. She told me and also said the girls all love him to death. So even in this short time he was stealing hearts. I asked if I could keep him and take him home. She said please do! So I walk over to the tiny kitten who was just about 4 weeks old and look at him, paused for a second and said quietly "I can give you a good life." So I grabbed him, some kitten milk replacer and some wet food and headed home. That night when I brought him home all I can say is he was like a little pin ball. He went into that crazy kitten mode where thier eyes get all wild and started running all over the place chasing everything, even if there is nothing to chase. He would run up my leg, my furniture and everything. He was so happy. He knew something was different. I knew he was at the age where he feared nothing, and I had a chance to bombard him with all things that normally scare cats so he wouldn't learn to read them. As long as the encounters went well the logic was sound. I had just recently graduated college and the next thing I did was take him to a boarding kennel where I worked. I knew it was the perfect place to socializ so he would not fear dogs, traveling, other cats and people. I would take him back to meet the dogs and would just walk through and while all the dogs barked and went insane he just looked at them. Like, why so much noise?? I let one of our office cats meet him too and they actually liked him. And if course all the staff there which were all women except me adored my nameless kitten. And he ate up the affection. So after about 2 weeks of visiting work and taking him to public places like Petco I still didn't have a name. Everyone in the store came up to pet him too. He was learning the world was an incredibly loving place. It was time for a name. That name came after I watched Schindler's list. This man, Oskar Schindler was one of those people who's presence would light up a room. Within minutes everyone would be best friends with him and he brought out the ver[...]



Osteologist near Clark Park - w4w

2017-10-15T13:12:12-04:00

You are studying osteology, but I think not in Philly. You and your girlfriend admired the plastic dog skeleton on my porch, and you thought it was extremely amusing that its scapulae were on backwards. We tried unsuccessfully to repair it. If that's not enough for you to know I'm talking about you, then you will also remember that you identified a mysterious skull I found in the ocean. I forget now what kind of fish it's from, so please tell me again what it is, though this is not why I am trying to find you.
You may recall I mentioned a dead groundhog I buried last summer and that I was hoping to put its skeleton together somehow and I believe you two wanted to help. I think I might see if it's sufficiently decomposed now to do this project. If you're still interested, please get in touch.
Just to be clear: This is a platonic request for help to reassemble the skeleton of a dead groundhog.







Vintage Chuck E Cheese Showbiz Pizza Animatronic Band w/ Stage

2017-09-29T16:35:05-07:00

This is a 4 piece Beach Bowzer's Band on a Cabaret stage. Hasn't been used in a few years. Have Cyberamics Control System Parts Manual, Preventative Maintenance Program Outline, Tech Manual. Tapes include Beach Bowzer's Ed Sullivan Cabaret, Beagles #3 Cabaret, and Beach Bowzer's Diagnostics Cabaret. Tapes are dated 1985. Don't know how to operate. As is.




Update Lost home in fire

2017-10-10T13:51:59-07:00

"Update" Thank to everyone who has graciously offered my parents a place to stay. Luckily my brother's home has survived, and they have decided to stay with him while they rebuild their lives.
When this first happened my mom said she felt she had been erased and no one noticed. She has been in much better spirits seeing these responses.

My parents lost their home in the Tubbs fire yesterday. They almost did not make it out alive and left with their dogs and what they were wearing. They have nothing left. Both of them work in Santa Rosa full time. They are not looking for anything for free. They are just looking for some hospitality or some privacy. They are currently staying at the Sheraton in Petaluma. After searching all day yesterday they were lucky to book this hotel after many reservations were cancelled. In their worst or times the hotel and many who were not affected by the fire have not been at all hospitable. If anyone reading this has an air bnb rental or anything my parents can rent, they would greatly appreciate it. I am hoping there is someone out there who can make them feel welcome or just give them as much privacy and space as possible. They were homeowners who had just finished remodeling their home themselves, across from Coffey park, when it was all taken away within hours. Seeing my mother cry while she closed her burnt mail box, the only thing left standing, was something I will never forget. Please contact me if you have an available rental outside of the evacuation areas or know someone that does. Thank you.




Beautiful Italian Paperweight!

2017-09-28T13:26:08-04:00

Don't need a 16k Paperweight? Of course you don't! How about an Italian money toilet!

Some of you may recognize this as a 2004 Maserati Coupe' (also known as the 4200 GT). Don't let that gorgeous Italian body fool you though, this car is Satan's chariot to Hell (or bankruptcy).

I do not exaggerate when I say that this car has been in the shop HALF the time I have owned it. In the last 6 months, I have put ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS into it in parts and labor and the thing still isn't right.

I'm not rich. I'm just an average dude that always wanted a Maserati. Since I was a kid I lusted after those Italian curves and exhaust note. Now my own kids come to me and ask me why there's no food to eat and the electricity has been turned off and I have to tell them it's because Daddy's car is sick again.

This car has a new clutch, new clutch actuator, position sensor, F1 pump and relay, gear selector switch (a 2k SWITCH) new tie rods and new tires. It has the miraculous F1 transmission. As in if it works, it is a miracle. It is also seemingly inhabited by evil spirits.

The voodoo priests at the Maserati dealer insist it's fixed. But it's not. And I've seen their facility. There's no tools, just an altar to Alejandro DeTomaso where they place the still beating hearts and smoking wallets of Maserati owners and ask for a vision of what the @#$$ is wrong with their clients' cars.

Come take a look at it! It's Beautiful! It WILL let you down. You might think that since I poured so much money into it, that there must just be one more thing and then it will be perfect. You can drive it home and laugh at the poor slob that you bought it from who did all the work for you. Nope. Not gonna happen. This car will make you cry.

So why am I asking 16 grand for it? Good question. I'm taking a HUGE loss at that price and that's the lowest price I can let it go for and still be able to pay my mortgage. If that's too much, don't buy it. I don't blame you.

Come look at it! Bring a witch doctor and maybe, just maybe, if the stars are aligned just right you can drive it. DO NOT DRIVE IT. If you drive it, you will want it. It is fast. It is beautiful. It makes a sound like angels revving their angelmobiles.

I want this thing out of my sight. I'm tired of sitting in it at night drinking and making engine noises with my mouth while I pretend it is not a huge pile of disappointment and debt.

Do not offer me 5k for it. The Trident badge alone makes it worth more than that. I don't have to sell it. It can sit in my garage and I can continue to hate it. I don't HAVE to sell it. I WANT to. There's a difference.




U was da ultrasound tek at Bronson Cox hospital - w4w

2017-08-22T00:30:15-05:00

It was Thursday night I had a UTI and you was like hermione from Harry Potter with your ultrasound wand and cast a spell on me. I was there with my boyfriend but would leav him for u cuz you know how to work it girl. If you wanna go get mcdonalds sometime hmu. Tell me how big the cyst on my ovary was so I know it's you




A trip down Analog Lane- 27 years of video taping American history!!

2017-08-28T11:24:20-07:00



**** 9-16-2017 Attention everyone! Video collection now appears to have an owner (also from Beaverton) and awaiting an appointment for him to come and have the collection hauled off. Thank you to all who've participated. And I'll try to find you that Texas Chainsaw Massacre video tape Ryan from Arkansas! ****

Greetings all!

My name is Don; from Feb, 1987 [left the Navy in January,'87 USS Saginaw (LST-1188)- I got my 1st VCR from Circuit City in Norfolk Va. in November/December of 1986] to very early 2014 I video recorded (VHS) television shows of all kinds- news, magazine shows, David Letterman, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, It's Gary Shandling's Show (the 1/2 hr. comedy show where he was a condo/home owner and had fun with HOA), Siskel and Ebert movie review broadcasts, lotsa' MTV, etc. etc.- using my bank of 12 VCRs and being a virtual slave to VHS purchasing, labeling, and programming. Videotaping was everyday, not just sporadically. I kept the taping continuous and constant.

The tapes are arranged in both chronological and numerical order (for example, you can see what the world was doing on a particular date). They are divided into categories, ie, Jay Leno, News, News & Nightline, Today Show, etc. Sports? Just x-games, superbowls, and some Olympics coverage. I feel my video tape collection has some worth, ie, its fascinating to look at TV shows of the past when they were originally presented and see the "outdated" commercials or simply to see living history; I am not married and have no one to really pass them on to (I'm 62). I'm looking to give the collection- free of charge naturally- to someone who would appreciate owning this collection and giving it some "TLC." NOTE: Due to feedback I'm getting I guess I must state I'm pretty much requiring that the collection be taken as a whole- not just part of the collection be taken, i.e., I've had interest in just Johnny Carson tapes or early MTV (before it went south). What you do with the collection after that is your business.

Do you have enough room/shelving in your home or storage for these tapes? Tapes are stored in boxes (mostly bicycle boxes); shipment/transportation is at receivers expense. I advise U-hauling.

Number of tapes: approx. 23-24,000 (consists primarily of 6 and 8 hr Sony and TDK tapes).

Some more pictures of my collection:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/52611635@N06/sets/72157624674915460/

Search terms: David Letterman, Johnny Carson, MTV, Headbangers Ball, Beavis, Petaluma




Man of my dreams! - w4m

2017-08-05T21:45:30-05:00

This afternoon, you pulled up Bayou Beer Garden in your kayak just to grab a cold one. You sir, are the man of my dreams. You're not the kind of guy who just throws in the towel on perfectly good day off. No! You're the kinda man that grabs the bull by the horns and carpes the shit out of the diem. Have that beer baby. You deserve it. While airbnbers cower in their shotguns, awaiting word from the national guard, you sir, glide through the streets like a gondolier in the canals of Venice; a beacon of hope and comfort during these post K times. I don't care where you may be from because you are a true New Orleanian and a real man! Your photo will go down in infamy. And when it does, remember who truly loved you first. This girl. Oh, and is that a mullet? Sexy.




Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR

2017-08-08T22:39:06-07:00

I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.

My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.

I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.

Exact place not set.

If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.

When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.

We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun.
Everything will be aligned in the local universe.
Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.

In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love...

You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.






Lets Move To ALASKA - m4w

2017-08-03T13:40:49-07:00

I am a 55 year old man or I should say young guy I am looking for a wonderful woman to move to Alaska with me and live off the land let's make our own reality show come join me in the wilderness hopefully you're into freaky sex call if you're interested also must love children come on girl let's do this call your future hubby think about it wouldn't Alaska be awesome we build it all on our own we fuk our brains out and have a blast and maybe some children will come out of the situation it's nice to dream you never know what hat God has in store to my future sweetheart dial that number




To The Father Of My Husband

2017-08-02T20:32:34-07:00

To the Father of my Husband:

My husband was conceived in San Francisco. His mother doesn't remember much more than that due to brain damage from epileptic seizures. He will be 28 years old this October.
I am not writing to try to find you.
I am writing to let you know that he is doing fantastic and has turned into a pretty amazing human being, no thanks to you.
His mother moved to Yuba City where she gave birth to him and then over the next few years gave him a little brother and two little sisters. All the while she raised them as a single mother. She taught him to be strong and take care of his family. When she became ill he stepped up to help care for her and his siblings, who as a result are also doing very well.
I met him in High School and we have been together ever since. He's my best friend and the love of my life.
We share a small apartment in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, with a few pets and lots and lots of books.
He loves to read and research. He wants to attend college to study technical sciences and has through his own study built the computer I'm typing this on. He works harder than anyone else I have ever met. His attitude is a thing of true beauty. He smiles, he makes corny jokes, he laughs, and loves everyone. Very rarely do I hear a negative word come from his mouth. He cares for nature with great magnitude and loves his family and friends (of which he has in abundance). He treats me with the love of a magnitude immeasurable and the care of his mother has crossed over through him.
He's magnificent, and no grand gesture could ever be made to measure him.

I'm writing just to let you know, that you really missed out.
Regardless of whatever reason you had to not follow through and be with your child, I pity you.
I pity you for not witnessing his smile, hearing his voice, and laughing with him.

We make day trips into SF to enjoy the city and spend time at the beaches and just watching the people. I sometimes find myself looking around wondering if you are in the crowd. I catch myself when I realize that it doesn't matter.
He's doing just fine.

You really missed out.




An Open Letter To All Posting In Housing

2017-07-22T03:16:37-04:00

Vermonters, please understand the following:

A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

1 BEDROOM IS NOT A STUDIO.

STUDIOS ARE EFFICIENCIES AND SHOULD NEVER BE LISTED OR DESCRIBED AS A 1 BEDROOM.

A 1 BEDROOM MEANS A SEPERATE ROOM BIGGER THAN A CLOSET INTENDED TO BE A BEDROOM AND HAS A DOOR THAT CLOSES.

IF THE UNIT YOU'RE ADVERTISING DOES NOT HAVE THIS seperate ROOM, ISOLATED FROM THE REST OF THE APARTMENT, IT IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM. IT IS A STUDIO, WHICH IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

ALSO, A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

ALSO, A 1 BEDROOM IS NOT A STUDIO.

Please, for the love of everything in the world, stop posting studios as a 1 bedroom. Just because a person sleeps in that space does not mean it's a 1 bedroom. It's still a studio, even if someone sleeps in it, if it's not a seperate room with a door.

Pop Quiz:

Is a studio a 1 bedroom as well?

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You should know the answer now. Go ahead, say it with me:

A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

Thanks.




Learn to impersonate Tom Cruise!

2017-07-12T16:18:19-05:00

Would you like to wow friends and family with your uncanny Tom Cruise impersonation?

Now you can learn how to be Tom Cruise, in just one afternoon! A PROFESSIONAL Tom Cruise impersonator is developing a one-hour crash course where you can learn to do YOUR OWN impression of the TOP GUN star. He needs "beta testers" who are eager to learn the tricks of the Tom-Cruise-impersonator trade.

ALL genders/body types/ethnicities are welcome. You don't have to look like Tom!

The class will be filmed for review. Participants will be given footage for their participation in this trial run of the "Learn To Be Tom Cruise" session.

Please reply with the following:

Name
Age
Photo
Email address
Phone number (and best times to reach you)
AND a sentence or two about why you want to BE LIKE TOM CRUISE!




Cadillac DeVille SMOKER!

2017-06-29T13:33:13-05:00

Cadillac Deville Smoker
ONE OF A KIND!!!!!
This is an custom homemade BBQ trailer grill. 1988 Cadillac Deville Smoker weight 2600 capacity 1300 heavy duty & gagged steel great for parties, weddings or family unions. Has it's own hitch to pull anywhere. Great investment! SERIOUS buyers only!!!
Thank you!!!!



Free 18' Sailboat

2017-04-22T16:33:19-07:00

Free 18' Sailboat. Grandpa was a sailor, missed the open water and so he hired a crane to drop a sailboat in his swimming pool. Time to get the boat out. Free to anyone who can remove the boat without damaging the block wall or landscaping. Serious inquires only. No trailer, no boom, no sails or rigging. Rudder? Yes. Still free. Thank you.




BEER SEEDS

2017-05-25T13:11:06-04:00

GROW YOUR OWN BEER GARDEN !

Beer seeds available for purchase. SPRING SPECIAL - 10 for $5.00 !

Pick-up in Lakewood or shipping available.

Email for more info.

Have a great day !
(results not typical but fun to try)




Does mold turn you on? - w4w

2017-04-14T17:03:50-07:00

Do you like to get down and dirty around decay? Do you wanna fuck among some fungi? The title says it all. I'm just a cold babe livin a moldy bedroom lookin for a lady. The jury's out on whether or not this musty love nest might be hazardous, but what's the fun in doin it without a little danger? The mattress isn't directly on the composting carpet so while you won't be manhandling the mildew, you'll still be having sex while swimming in spores.
You bring a jacket, I'll make a mix tape. I'm hot to trot and surrounded by rot.




Overly Aggressive Couch/Futon

2017-04-12T14:38:42-06:00

Get this satanic fucking couch out of my home. It's free and has made multiple sexual advances on me at times. There is a spring poking out the one end through the fabric and it will give you dirty looks when you are alone with it. Dry clean only, house broken. Email for mission briefing.




Looking for Smash hater from 1991 WWF House Show

2017-04-09T20:37:16-05:00

Dear sir,

You were at this show (which must have been of the last pre-Repo Man performances for Smash) in about 1991 or so; the main event was Ultimate Warrior vs The Undertaker... which roughly lines up with that years Summerslam and the WWF's then-habit of just recycling those main events for months after on house shows.

Anyway, Smash was on the card as a low midcarder, having seen the Demolition push completely destroyed by the arrival of LOD/Road Warriors. But, I was still a pretty big fan of Smash so when he came out, I wormed my way through to the aisle to get a good look at him. You sir, were obviously no fan of Smash and took it upon yourself to yell "Smash, you suck!"

Now, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion, but you did however, leave me in the lurch when Smash stopped his ring walk and approached the aisle to confront who he assumed had insulted him: Me.

You were clearly much older than me, as you had a loud adult voice. And I'm not sure why he thought a 12 year old could have yelled that powerfully, but who am I to judge. I'm willing to completely let bygones be bygones on this... I just need you to come clean to Smash and admit it was you and get me off the hook.

I now live in Philadelphia and Demolition is coming here to wrestle in what is probably a very small and depressing venue. If he recognizes me, there's a very strong chance he, like a tiger backed into a corner, feels he has nothing to lose and attacks me. I'm pretty sure he's an old man and I could probably take him PHYSICALLY, but mentally I would rather it not come to that.

I will do what I can to put you both in touch. I think it's time we all made our peace. Thank you.




FUNKY LAWN SEX ... (just kidding it's a yard sale)

2017-04-07T19:12:54-04:00

Ahhh, Spring in Georgia! The weather is infuriatingly unpredictable, ants are preparing their assaults on our kitchens, and pollen has us by the nads. So we're having a yardsale! Or really, Mom is having a yard sale and I get to write the CraigsList ad. They used to let me make signs, too, but I kept zoning out and writing "YARD SARD" by accident and wasting all their poster board. Seriously, fam... Mom has an entire storage building primarily allocated just for all the crap she doesn't need but refuses to get rid of if she thinks she can get a quarter for it, and that crap has your name on it. Just think. . . our stuff. . . it could be your stuff. And it's good stuff. It's great stuff. IT'S STUFF THAT YOU NEED. HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW: DATE: This Saturday! LOCATION: [address] TIME: 8am-3pm HOW WILL THE WEATHER BE: Amazeballs. IS THERE PLENTY OF PARKING: Sure. CAN WE DRIVE ON THE GRASS: Yes. ARE YOU NICE: Usually. DO YOU LIKE DINOSAURS: Yes. DO YOU HAVE ANY LORETTA LYNN ALBUMS: Unlikely. ARE THERE DOG TURDS IN THE YARD: There shouldn't be, but if there are, blame the neighbors. ARE YOUR KIDS GOING TO BE OUT SNEAKING BACK INSIDE ALL THEIR STUFF YOU'RE TRYING TO SELL? Probably. Come early! WHAT WE GOT: Goodies. Loot. Swag. Prizes. Fabulous, fabulous treasures. Really though, I've only seen most of her crap in neon sticker covered mountains (see attached photos) and I'm still not done tagging all of my stuff that's been piled in my office forever because I just spent the last three hours jumping on a trampoline and arguing on the internet and bailing out my son in Minecraft. Mom was supposed to send a list but forgot, so based on 30 years of yardsale experience, you can expect awesome stuff like... - Stuff - Bigger stuff - Kid stuff - Baby stuff - Things - Pieces of things (she's all about the 10 cent box) - Doodads - Kitchen stuff - Ugly stuff - Toys of varying quality (some even with batteries!) - At least one weed eater, chain saw or similar yard appliance - A basket of partially used soap and hygiene products, some likely with glitter - Breakable things - Fancy things - Leftover Avon - VHS tapes - Trashy romance novels - Probably some Harry Potter books too - Something that looks like a boob that isn't actually a boob - Things decorated with or having to do with cats - Crap she cleaned out of my brother's old room (sorry Bud) - Christmas stuff - Chairs - Kinky boots - Probably something I'm forgetting that Dad will remind me of about noon tomorrow - School supplies - Weird movie soundtracks on CD - Your mom - Napkin rings that look like fish EDIT: So it turns out Mom sent me a list like 4 days ago and I forgot. My bad. We also have... - Motorcycle lift (new) $50 - Stacks of freeweights (10lb / 25lb) - Vintage bubble gum machine, purses and dinosaur cookie jar - Chairs and stools and other stuff you can sit on - Like an antique rocking chair - Hand blown glass, crystal, silverplate - Ironing board! - Old microwave! - Small charcoal grill! - Baskets omg - New Cabalas hiking boots (10.5) and Rock steel toed boots (9.5) $25/ea - Antique two-man cross cut saw and maybe some other vintage tools if Dad gets around to finding them - Bicycle pump - Victoria Secret bikini separates (size M), only worn a few times before my offspring destroyed my bikini body - "D2: The Mighty Ducks" on VHS - Heavy duty car/floor jack - Boys shoes and clothing size 6m-7 (name brands and in good condition, some new) - Queen size wooden bed - D[...]



20 lbs of FREE BACON

2017-04-05T08:14:44-05:00

I am a vegan and my (soon to be ex wife) went out and purchased 20 lbs of bacon as some sort of sick joke and I need it out of my fridge TODAY!! I don't want to throw away that much bacon but I will if it's not gone asap. Located in midtown. Call/text for address




Pet Spider

2017-04-04T21:06:47-07:00

I'm looking for a new home for my pet spider, it lost its mate and it's been lonely and depressed lately. It's an easy keeper and very quiet. Comes with a cardboard home. Offered to a good home only. Message me if interested.
FREE TO GOOD HOME.




Curb Alert - if you're lonely

2017-04-01T15:27:20-05:00

Curb alert! Saw this little lady hanging out.




Shop truck

2017-03-30T19:06:01-04:00

For sale is our shop truck. It used to be a pretty nice truck but now it's not so great. its not so great because I have beaten on it and done zero oil changes since I bought it and because one night some buddies and I got blasted ass drunk and drove it through the field. At one point we jumped it off a deck which tore some front end components off and ripped the steering apart. The hood, grill, and steering parts were replaced and I un wrapped the other front end stuff from around the drive shaft. everything works but I am pretty sure the AC got damaged by shards of deck piercing the radiator. After that the truck has been driven around for work pretty regular and actually drove well and reliable. This was for about 3 months. Then the clutch slave cylinder broke and while trying to fix it I got really mad and drove the truck back into the field. There was mud which didn't do much harm but then there was a small pond and now I am pretty sure the engine is either hydro locked or blown. Truck is currently in the pond in the field. I am willing to drag it out of the pond for serious buyers only. Possible trade for parasail or Honda 3 wheeler.




Polar Pop cup collection

2017-03-31T09:06:04-05:00

I have 1060 ( close estimate) of 42-44 oz Polar Pop cups that I have saved. These are at my office and now my boss has decided I need to get rid of them. I don't need that kind of negativity, but, he is a really cool boss, so I will accommodate.

I dunno if someone has a use for them, I mean we made a cool arch way that contains 100 cups to achieve, so, with a 1060, you can make 10 of them for a typical interior door.

These are all clean. I would get my daily soda and once done, I would fill the cup up with ice water to drink for the rest of the day. The following day, I would get a new soda and the old cup would be stacked in the office. This collection did come in handy for the incidental cup that would get a hole it it. I always had a back up cup.

This has been in the office for 2+ years. Believe it or not, I had more cups, but a year ago we had a weird smell in the office; later found out our wiring was smoldering, but at the time, my cups were getting the blame! I threw about 500 of them out..... But, when the smell didn't go away and we saw smoke, we knew there was a different issue. Again, these cups are all clean and I knew in my heart the smell wasn't coming from them.

Some of the cups have things written on them. I would use them sometimes as a reminder for myself to do things. I would lose post it notes, and since I ALWAYS have a Polar Pop cup with me, it was perfect to write my daily reminders on the side.

There may be an incidental cup from another soda stop. I believe there are a few Express Mart cups and a Sonic cup, but other than that....POLAR POP rules.

Come get ASAP.... I hate to throw them all away......