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LOKi's Log

My name is LOKi, and I am a cat. I am the love-child of my mother and father. I have a sister, Sprankeltje, aka Bean, who is a calico.

Updated: 2015-09-16T22:54:14.587-07:00


Oh! Fur the Luv of Heet!


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My Tante's Kitty



My Mom has been looking at some of owr pitchers, and she fownd the most wunnerful shot of one of her sister's cat. This is Tiger, and he is stylin' in his bed. Pleese take note of how carefully he tucks himself in.


Now, me. I'm a more laid-bak, devil-mae-kare kind of guy. I like to grunt, moov my paws, shake, rattle and roll wile I'm sleepin'. I also luv to tok and stik my tung owt.

According to Mom, I even rolled off the cowch wunce.




I no we haf been out of tuch for qwite awile. We are getting cot up, and we see that many of owr blogging buddies haf gon to The Bridge. We are furry saddend by this, and we want efurry one to no that we miss them furry much.
R.I.P., all owr old frnds

The Joy of a Cleen Howse



Mom cleened (fownd) the coffee table, and she fownd sum reely cool stuff. There were at leest two nip bananas, Orgasmic treats from Trader Joe's, some string, sticky tape, and some battery candles! The candles are kool becuz we can walk on them and not light ourselves up. Neeto!

I'm hoping she cleens next behind the fridgefrature. I'm shure there are snakes, spiders, and my favorite, big edible wasps. It's fun to watch Mom compleetely lose it when I get them in my mouth.

It's too bad Mom and Dad don't get thare milk in plastic bottles ennymore- the bloo rings frum them were the best!

Burfday Clock



For Mom's 50th burthday- she screams EEEEEK- she got a wonderful anteek clock from Holland. I no it is broken at leest a little bit becuz it duzn't have a tail for the pen-du-lum.

It rings reely nice when it is hour-thirty and when it is hour. It has the dubble-feeture of keeping Mom and us awake, at leest efurry 30 minutes.

It even tells us when the moon will be smiling. *Please excuse picture quality- clock high, Mom short*

Mom is so happy with it! Her Oma had one, and so now her howse is that much more a little Dutch.



I am jus' trying out writing agin. Rite now I am hogging the heter and becoming a noodle. We have had snow here for the last week, and it is reel pretty to look at. Bean is sittin' in the kitchun, as usual.
I haven't kept up with my frend's blogs, so I haf to start up agin.
We hope efurry one has a happy new year, wif lots of peace!

Good-By Mu Shue


We are so vary sad about Mu Shue going to the Bridge. He was owr oldest and best frend on the innernet. Mom's eyes are leeking vary bad. Mu Shue was the best man-cat, and Mama Laura loved him so.
We know you will always look over Mama Laura, Lilly and Iris, and the twins.
Til we see you again...Love LOKi and Bean

We Are Fine


Hi Effuryone!
Thanx for all yor messages. Bean an I are fine, but Mom has bin furry lazy and not helpping us blog. We haf also been checking owr frends' blogs but Mom hasn't even helped us comment! She got a new compyooter, and is still transfurring all the pixures and files frum the old wun. This all goes furry slow fur hur.
We will try to make Mom behave, but yoo know how hard that is!
Hope efurryone is doing well! We luffs yoo!

My Krissmass Tree!


Here I am, admiring my beyootifull Krissmass tree. I helped Mom with efurry aspekt, inclooding placement of ornamints, hanging of garland, and chekking of lites. It took a furry long time, becuz I am furry pikky abowt whare things go.
Bean has bin cot sleeping underneeth it and messing up the tree skurt. I kno bettur than that.
We haf until the day aftur New Yeer's to enjoy it. YAY!

Fangk Yoo!



My Mom's eyes leeked frum all the messuges frum owr frends. Fangk yoo furry much fur yur warm welcome bak!

Mom has bin haffing a lot of migrane hedakes, so we haff bin bizzy keeping hur company. The wether has bin sort of depressing also. We had a cupple days abowt a week ago ware we had sum sun, and we all sat out on the balcony and enjoyed it furry much. We haff much to be thankfull fur. We are warm and fed (altho not enuf!), owr Mom and Dad are furry happy together, and we all luff eech other furry much.

I Think I'm Bak


I hope sum kitties remembur me. Mom has taken a long brake frum almost efurrything. We are dooing fine, and thanks for efurrywun that aksed aftur us. We are trying to get bak in the game! Obviusly, I am furry serius- yoo can tell by my pose.

I unnersatnd frum Mom that we are putting up owr krissmass tree next Friday. This is furry exsiting! Mom got a new fat cat ornament that I can't wate to take down. I'll be shure to take lots of pikshures!

Hope efurrywun is well, and tok to you soon!

Owr Frend Mr. Hendrix


Owr furry good frend Mr. Hendrix nominated us for the Schmoozing Award! We haf neffur been nominated fur anything befur! We gladly accept!
Thank yoo fur this onner, Mr. Hendrix!

Tagged by Flynn


I got tagged by Flynn for this meme. I haf put on my thinkin cap, so heer we go:
What were you doing 10 years ago?
I weren't born yet.
What were you doing a year ago?
Probly eeting.
What are your five favorite snacks?
French Fries
Ginger Snaps
Perfume and toofpaste (just had to squeez in dat last wun!)
Five songs you know all the words to:
Bean does most of the singin rownd here, but Mom says I'm reely good at flirty singing.
Five things you would do if you had a million dollars:
Make shure efurry animule has a grate home.
Pay off Mom and Dad's mortgage (I'm not shure wut this is, but thay tawk a lot abowt it.)
Wurld peece.
Make shure all trips to the V-E-T are paneless and affurdabul.
Let Dad retire.
Five bad habits:
Dis is mor Bean's department, but since I was the wun tagged,
Constunt hunger and begging to fill it up
Runnin reel, reel fast under Mom's feet
My luv uf the computer (Mom's ishue, not mine)
I onestly can't fink uf anuther wun, and I'm not going to ask Mom!
Five likes:
Five things I'll nefur wear again:
I don't do clothes enny fafurs, so Mom duzn't put them on me. I'm surt of the "naked' type.
Five favorite toys:
Nip tiger tail
Bean's tail
Most kitties have alreddy bin tagged, but if yoo haffunt, yur tagged now!

Only Rumers


(image) Thare haf bin sum nasty rumers (I fink Bean started them) that I don't haf good pursunal hygene. Heer are sum akshun pikshures that shoe that I reely doo wash myself. Mom says that thees pikshures wur furry diffikult to take becuz I purrform this task at the speed of lite.

Owr New Squllion!



We finally adopted a Squillion! Hiz name is "Pompoen," witch meens "pumkin" in Dutch. He is named in memory of a ginger cat that Mom fownd sleeping in a pile of durt in thare garden. Thay tried to adopt him, but he tarrorized the uther too kitties thay had. Thay traded him to Mom's parents (Oma and Opa) for one of thare cats, hoo was feral and at the bottom of a five-kittie totem pole. (She thrived wif Mom and Dad.) Pompoem then tarrorized Oma and Opa's four kitties, and then Pompoen ended up being deported to Canada in 1999 to live with Oma's sister. That was a purrfect fit. Tante L and Pompoen wur furry happy toogether, and Pompoen never tarrorized anuther kittie.

This is all furry impurrtant wif tooday's Homeland Security. I don't think Pompoen, wif his tarrorist record, woold haf bin allowed offur the border now.

So, Pompoen lives on!

A New Howse!


Look wut Mom bot us- sum new reel estayte! It has eers, whipskers and a tale!
It's reely sturdy- I haf conducted sum comsumer tests on it. Yoo can get inside and make it bownse arownd, yoo can scratch at it, yoo can attak Bean and other Beans, and yoo can sleep in it. Yoo can put yur toys in thare and beet the crap owt of them. All-in-all, a vary vursatyle abode.
Bean likes to sleep in it- yoo can bearly see hur in thare. She's surt of lazy.
Mom sed she got it at Ikea fur just $6.99 (she's sort of a cheep-skate.) It is eezy to assembell, and furry lite-wate.
Mom is the best when she puts owr needs furst. She just has to remane furry fokused on that.



When it's raining owtside,
When I haven't had a good nite,
When Bean is being partikularly bothersum,
When I don't get enuf food to sustane my lifestile,
When I can't find my toys,
When my faforitt jaket is noware to be fownd,
When Mom isn't arownd,
I just like to pretend life is not happening.

Layzy Days


I've had a purrty layzy last munth. Mom made it thru the surjery fine- but she has been purrty tired. Bean and I have made furry sure that she hasn't bin lonely. We haf an arrangement that Bean gets Mom's left knee and I get efurryware else. Dad has becum a wee bit more impurrtant becuz Mom can't bend down to feed us, so he has been the Food Dude. We now regognise the sownd of his car and get off Mom's lap (for ushually the furst time of the day) and run to the kitchen fur owr vittles.
Mom wint on hur furst unsupervised drive yesturday. She didn't take any pain medisin so she cud drive. It seemed to be suksesful becus she got home in wun peece, with no tikket.
I hope she stays home still- I've become akusstummed to hur presens.

I've Been Tagged!


(image) Tiger Lily tagged me to tell you seven random facts about Bean and myself.

First, here are the rules:

* Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves.
* Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules.
* You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names.
* Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

Second, heer are seven random facts abowt me:

1) I like to spy on the naybors.

2) I love digging, and I haf almost fownd China.

3) I love taking cheep shots at Bean.

4) I forget to roll my tongue up into my mowth, and wok arownd with it hanging out. I think I

look furry dignifyed.

5) I wud sumday like a gurlfrend, but not if she says I haf to haf my tongue in my mowth.

6) I see things that nowun else duz.

7) I wokked on a wet shower flor, and I survived!

Thurd, heer are seven random facts abowt Bean, as told by Bean:

1) I love to hang offur Mom's knee and get my butt slapped.

2) I love to clime up high ladders and sit way up on top.

3) I throw up in sum reely weerd places.

4) I have a speshul meow to let Mom know when I'm gonna hurl.

5) I walk like an armadillo.

6) My tummy is gold and furry, furry soft.

7) I haf the most beyootiful claws in the wurld, and wen Mom clips them, I run to the scritching

post and make them nue agin.

It looks like effuryone has bin tagged, and we haf enjoyed reeding the randum facts.

Mom wonts efurryone to know that we have been reeding effuryone's blogs, but she hasn't bin feeling well so she hasn't reelly ritten any comments. She has surgery tomorrow, so it mite be awile befour we catch up again.

Thanks fur all yur kindness!

Tortie Tuesday



This is Bean-In-A-Boks. Bean luvs to sit in a boks. Most kitties would curl up and sleep in thare boks, but not Bean. She can sit in thare with hur hed poking owt for offur an howr, in hur boks to noware.
She's furry weerd.

Thursday Thirteen- A Mom List


Thurteen Things Abowt Mom:
1. She wuz born in Victoria, Canada.
2. She has a dual citizenship wif Canada and Hollund.
3. English is hur secund language (she had to lurn it in kinnergarden) and Dutch
is hur furst.
4. She luvs us more than anybody else (don't tell Dad.)
5. She luvs to sail on sailboats- that's how she met Dad.
6. She luvs to make things.
7. She drove up to Alaska (2500 miles) in a 1967 VW bus with hur best friend, an 18-year-old
kitty and a big black dog.
8. She luvs to read (usually 2-3 books a week.)
9. She luvs old things.
10. She luvs to play the piano.
11. She's furry close to hur parents.
12. She luvs to comb us and play with us.
13. She's bin home fur the last five weeks, and we luv it (she will have spinal
fusion surjury on 18 May.)
My Mom is the best. She feeds us, plays with us and sleeps with us. We couldn't be lukkier!

We're in Catster!


We're in Catster now! Yay! Sorry fur being bad abowt keeping up with owr blog, but Mom has been in terrible pain and she needs surjury on her back (lumbar fushun.) She hasn't bin owt of the howse eksept fur bean V-E-T appointments fur three an a haf weeks. I've bin wurking hard at keeping her company, and I sit on hur all dae. She has bin reeding efurryone's blogs, but it's reely hard fur her to make comments, even with my instrukshuns. Her bak surjury isn't until 18 may, but she's trying to get it moved up.
Well, bak to wurk!

The Meme, Finully



I am finully reponding to the meme that has bin travulling arownd.

A) Four places I have lived:
1. Laurel bushes behind big old howse
2. Big, old (1906) howse
3. Brand new howse by lake
4. Brand new townhowse with balcony!

B) Four things I love to watch:
1. My computer!
2. Fud being put into fud dish
3. Fud going into my mowth
4. My furry mowse

C) Four places I have been outside my home:
1. The V-E-T
2. Noware else

D) Four websites I visit daily:
1. Skeezix
2. Cat Bloggysphere
3. All my bloggy frends
4. Mom's e-mail- so I can mess with the mail!

E) Four of my favorite foods:
1. Stroopwafels (Dutch cookies)
2. French Fries
3. Gingersnaps
4. Perfume/sunblock

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
1. On Mom's lap
2. On bak balkony in sun
3. At fud dish eeting
4. On computer

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
1. Shue lace
2. Furry mowse
3. Milk bottle top
4. Sprankeltje

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:
1. LOKi POKi Puddin-in-a-pot (EEEEWWWW!)
2. Bud
3. LOKer
4. Bigpainintheass
I) Regarding Catnip:
1. Love it
2. It's nice
3. Could take it or leave it
4. Don't like it or can't have it
Answer: 1, but I can stop ennytime

J) Regarding Cat Grass:
1. Love it
2. It's nice
3. Could take it or leave it
4. Don't like it or can't have it
Answer: 3

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:
1. Endless supplie uf my fa-fur-it fuds
2. A home on a private EYE-LAND so we can all sit in de sun
3. A home fur efurry cat in de wurld
4. A computer fur efurry cat in de wurld

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:
1. Use my computer
2. Sit on Mom
3. Dreem big
4. Tok en tok en tok en tok

M) Four things I want to do this summer:
1. Figger owt how to get Dad to agree on gettin a stroller (help, Skeezix!)
2. Get a reel gud tan
3. Maybe get a gurlfrend (any ideas?)
4. Sleep in de sun

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:
1. My shue lace
2. Mom's lap
3. Mom's purr-fume en sunblock
4. My card-bord

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:
1. Sleep
2. Wurk on computer
3. Use litterbox

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?
1. Paper bags
2. Plastic bags
3. Boxes
4. Other (please describe)
Answer: My tunnel

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:
1. Dad
2. Sprankeltje
3. Kitten (R.I.P.)

What Do LOKi and Sprankeltje Mean?



What LOKi Means

L is for Likeable

O is for Organic

K is for Keen

I is for Insane

What Sprankeltje Means

S is for Shy

P is for Peppy

R is for Relaxed

A is for Amazing

N is for Naughty

K is for Keen

E is for Energetic

L is for Lively

T is for Tame

J is for Juicy

E is for Energetic

Tortie Tuesday