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Published: Wed, 26 May 2010 21:32:53 +0000

 



C’mon New York Times

Wed, 26 May 2010 21:31:53 +0000

So wait, am while I’m visiting the wellhead of the greatest oil-related catastrophe in history in my personal submarine, I can file a report with the New York Times? Thanks guys!!



What was tat last post all about?

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:25:28 +0000

WTF was THAT all about down there in that previous post? Off the meds I guess. Anyway, laugh your probably-soon-to-be-unemployed ass off at the below video from Vice and Street Boners founder Gavin McInnes.



A Fox in Africa

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:07:51 +0000

So, what the fuck, I’ve been in school for the past year, doing an internship in Africa for the whole summer, and Hedgehog . . . well, let’s just say that Hedgehog also flew the coop: both of us too busy to post, right? Wrong! This son-of-a-bitch has been posting here since god-knows-when without letting [...]



C-Nova’s 122: Custom Wine

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:44:50 +0000

C-Nova’s 122™ is a collection of highly creative things you can do to impress a woman you are dating. The 122 honors the 122 women Giacomo Casanova mentions having slept with in his book “Story of My Life.” This week, #37: Custom Wine Labels The best part of customizing wine bottle labels for your be-loved [...]



Dating, the final Frontier

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:40:10 +0000

[ May 25, 2007 9:00 pm to May 26, 2007 1:00 am. June 15, 2007 9:00 pm to June 16, 2007 1:00 am. July 27, 2007 9:00 pm to July 28, 2007 1:00 am. August 24, 2007 9:00 pm to August 25, 2007 1:00 am. September 14, 2007 9:00 pm to September 15, 2007 1:00 am. October 19, 2007 9:00 pm to October 20, 2007 1:00 am. November 30, 2007 9:00 pm to December 1, 2007 1:00 am. ] If you’ve never been in The Rose Center for Earth and Space at the American Museum of Natural History, it’s “glassy,” and cool as shit; it makes that new Gehry-designed InterActiveCorp building on the West Side Highway look like a giant space dump. This place is seriously impressive, outside and in; like walking around inside [...]



Holy Shit, is This what journalism feels like? It’s Tingly.

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:33:57 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen: Datehole is delving into a whole new area of journalism. Book author interviews. Please note: The following interview is NOT a parody. David J. Rosen is the author of “I Just Want My Pants Back,” a story that deals somewhat with dating in New York. He unwisely agreed to speak with us [...]



Duh Daaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. Dah! Duh! Duhnn!

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:57:12 +0000

[ August 16, 2007; 6:00 pm to 11:00 pm. August 23, 2007; 6:00 pm to 11:00 pm. ] Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Know a girl who even pretends to like baseball? This is the date for you. Brooklyn Bridge Fulton Ferry Park, as we have repeatedly stated, is our favorite NY park. It’s got grass, waterfront, and views of downtown NY and the Brooklyn Bridge. It is postcardian. And on Thursday [...]



C-Nova-s 122: The In-Flight Gift

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:10:20 +0000

C-Nova’s 122™ is a collection of highly creative things you can do to impress a woman you are dating. The 122 honors the 122 women Giacomo Casanova mentions having slept with in his book Story of My Life. This week, #67: The In-Flight Gift. If you happen to be flying with your gal, one way to make [...]



C-Nova’s 122: Postcards

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:02:32 +0000

C-Nova’s 122™ is a collection of highly creative things you can do to impress a woman you are dating. The 122 honors the 122 women Giacomo Casanova mentions having slept with in his book “Story of My Life.” This week, #8: The Postcard My Lord, this one’s so easy that we almost hesitate to include it; [...]



C-Nova’s 122: M-A-S-H

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:34:12 +0000

C-Nova’s 122™ is a collection of highly creative things you can do to impress a woman you are dating. The 122 honors the 122 women Giacomo Casanova mentions having slept with in his book “Story of My Life.” This week, #82: M-A-S-H You can actually play this game online, which seems retarded given the fact [...]



The Wonders of Jamaica Bay

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:25:58 +0000

You can call me flower if you want to. I don’t mind. So, this weekend, we planned a free-dom extravaganza. We got on the A train, planning to go to the Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge and then out to Far Rockaway for some lovely holiday beach going. Running on a holiday schedule [...]



Red Hook Sailing Boat Adventure

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:59:06 +0000

It’s taken as sacrosanct around the Datehole offices that dinner and drinks is the lamest thing one can do on a date. But there are ways to turn “dinner and drinks” into “Dinner. And Drinks!” As always, it’s all in the details, and in this case the details are all in Red Hook. We promise the [...]



Muppets Take Manhattan… er, Brooklyn

Thu, 29 May 2008 17:32:44 +0000

Oh summer outdoor movie gods, why have ye forsaken us? I mean, is this punishment for allowing Fantastic Four 2 Fantastic 8 to be made? Because of Rush Hour 3? Lohan? I mean, we gave Scorsese an Oscar this year. WTF?! Brooklyn Bridge Fulton Ferry Park, as we have repeatedly stated, is our favorite NY park. [...]



We used to love that site

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:14:16 +0000

What happened?



Speaking Truths

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:12:17 +0000

If you’re not reading the awesomeness that is xkcd then we have no time for you. Best online cartoons going. Or Friendster. Or MySpace. Or…