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Bassomatic: daily experimental bass podcast



It has been more than ten years since the first zand o matic bass guitar podcast, let's try something again but with a few extra comments! Once again the same crappy sound, only and only bass for my part, the same unfinished and unedited grooves as I reco



 



Yeeehaaa

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

This is the start of a new day, a new month, a new year, everything is fresh, except the bread.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070101_110_yeeehaaa.mp3




Botty grump

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

This figure can impress anyone withtout enough knowledge of tape-dispenser uebersurfing, but the 'botty grump' is indeed very technical and needs many years of practice for perfect realization.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070102_120_bottygrump.mp3




Horse and a radish

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

I will exchange my boombox with your horse and a radish. I guess that will feed him for the rest of the day and I don't have time to go get groceries before the day ends.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070103_90_horseandaradish.mp3




Slow static

Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Tttttttthhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss iiiiiiiiiissssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa ssssssssssllllllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwww sssssssssstttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccc, grththhzzsssthgrrrrrrrrkkkllrrreeeeeiiisssstthzzz.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070104_85_slowstatic.mp3




Rio und dist ya gern

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

What do you want to drink? A beer? They make great cocktails in this joint, sex on the beach? Martini? Something else? Heard their speciality was the Rio Und Dist. Ya, gern.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070105_120_rioundistyager.mp3




This wasn't so simple

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Get down with it. If you have a grievance regarding the coup from yesterday, tell me. I'm all ears, this wasn't so simple and you know it. We could have lost them if we hadn't been as prepared. Come on, tell me, I'm starting to get impatient.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070106_77_thiswasntsosimple.mp3




Random agony

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Yes, Jules was ready for any kind of death. He was confident anything that might happen would have not brokn his nerves and that he would die serenely. He was however not prepared for a random agony, how could he have prepared for anyways?


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070107_135_randomagony.mp3




The funky rabbit was the king of the town

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

The funky rabbit decided it was time to turn the idle on and go for a ride downtown. Today was a great day and it wasn't close to being finished.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070108_102_thefunkyrabbit.mp3




Hop la hop yoho

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Hop la hop yoho where the last word he screamed as he jumped feet first into the raging ocean. The sun was up, the sky was blue, it was warm, and this was really the best day to go surfing.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070109_125_hopelahopyoho.mp3




The sun, the moon, too soon

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

The sun, the moon, both at the same time but a little too soon are flying through the sky. Nothing very unusual, daily business as ordinary. Just another random title.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070110_107_thesunthemoont.mp3




Robert the palmyc

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Robert was a palmyc and he new it, it it why he didn't mind to go to the emphfpagad coffee shop once in a while.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070111_80_robertthepalmyc.mp3




Third and Fourth

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Not only did he run fast but he managed to be in the best of the crew. He maybe wasn't first or second but he did make it to be not only third but also fourth, at the same time.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070112_124_thirdandfourth.mp3




Something not so

Sat, 13 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Common knowledge says there is such a thing as this. But no, this is not something you can so easily define, this is something not so.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070113_100_somethingnotso.mp3




Take me to the playa

Sun, 14 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Everytime I think about winters, I think about ski. But this time it is too hot, the sky is so blue, the water almost warm, this time I want you to take me to the playa.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070114_106_takemetothepla.mp3




Hammer the nail and go

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

At a time where coats are so valuable, where there is nothing else to protect you from the unknown, you better hammer the nail and go before you think of hooking it up to.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070115_124_hammerthenaila.mp3




The machine

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

While you're at it, just go down butlington street and go get one of those new, enhanced, inoxidable machines. Or better, just go get one unique one, the machine.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070116_130_themachine.mp3




Castor bouncing

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

One of the smartest animals around is the castor. It has a furry coat, sharp teeth, and a formidable flat tail, ready to bounce.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070117_125_castorbouncing.mp3




Tumble dry carrot

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

After the avocado, the tomato, the potato, the artichoke, and the cucumber, there is the carrot. And you must tumble dry the carrot.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070118_82_tumbledrycarrot.mp3




This was a bit last minute

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Everyday is another day, but the last time he had had a bit more time to get down to it. This was a bit last minute, and it could be well heard.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070119_110_thiswasabitlas.mp3




Oil in boiling water

Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

You can put it in salad sauce, you can use it to make french fries, and you can even use it to make your car runner smoother. But noone never heard of oil in boiling water, maybe except to cook pasta.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070120_97_oilinboilingwat.mp3




The road is full of rocks

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Full drive is an interesting option, the ride gets much smoother in the mud, the snow, and on the sand. But the price tag is a bit steep for an option you'd seldom use if you're from the city. Well, the road is full of rocks and you might well get 4x4.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070121_140_theroadisfullo.mp3




Slow truc

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

The large v8 engine roared with a powerful background hum. The gaz pedal went down, the tires screetched, the race was on, but this truck, definitely, was a slow truck. Or as the French say, a slow truc.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070122_69_slowtruc.mp3




Manamanomamumo

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

He had a large beard, strong eyes, a angular mouth, and he moved his head as if he was made of steel. The locals commonly referred to him as 'the steel giant', 'muscles', or, sometimes, and maybe by the more intimates 'manamanomamumo'.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070123_96_manamanomamumo.mp3




South of the sea it is dry

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Take the sun. It goes up, stays a while at top, returns down on the other side, and while there are other stars, he is the only one that really warms our atmosphere. And south of the sea it is dry.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070124_140_southoftheseai.mp3




La la la bra la la

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

"La la la bra la la" she sang, "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until the sky became dark. Then it rained. But she wouldn't stop singing "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until she drowned.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070125_95_lalalabralala.mp3




The fun house is nothing but gern

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

His English speaking got better and better. As years went by, his accent was less marked, his words better carved, but when he went to the casino and got a little excited, he couldn't manage not saying gern at the end of his now traditional phrase. Yes, indeed, the fun house is nothing but gern.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070126_118_thefunhouseisn.mp3




There are no rules

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

One, you stand up, two you jump, up, and down, three you wiggle, four you scream, five you go nuts, six you smile. Because there are no rules.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070127_122_therearenorule.mp3




While you where home I was out

Sun, 28 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

It isn't very complicated to understand. You stayed home, to work, I went to get some things to eat tonight. While you where home, I was out. That's it.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070128_102_whileyouwhereh.mp3




Rusty convertible trailer

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Rollin', rollin', rollin', it was a jumpin', runnin', growlin', it was a super, fantastic swingin', a nice and cosy, a fun and rusty convertible trailer.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070129_098_rustyconvertib.mp3




Bouncing and bouncing rolling to town

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

She just gotten twenty five years old, she was fit, she was slim, but she definitely could maintain some plumpyness at some places, and they where bouncing and bouncing, rolling to town. She wanted to dance.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070130_135_bouncingandbou.mp3




Boring

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Not the first, not the last, one in the middle, one that just is boring.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070131_106_boring.mp3




Zobelburger runtime error

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Definitely can't understand what has happened. My computer just crashed indicating a zobelburger runtime error. I don't get it.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070201_102_zobelburgerrun.mp3




Hi I'm here wainting for the bus

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

It's cold outside, it's not raining, but it's freezing. I keep my hands in my pockets, I want to feel worm. Hi, I'm here waiting for the bus.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070202_90_hiimherewaintin.mp3




Sleepy woman steep hill

Sat, 03 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Yo can go for a win, you can hope all your sin, you might dream or fantasize the moment, but be prepared, before sleepy woman, steep hill.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070203_136_sleepywomanste.mp3




Just throw your butt out

Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

It's cold out there, it's very cold, but you know it, or must I say butt you know it, you have to have enough courage, just throw your but out, or must I say just throw your butt out.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070204_123_justthrowyourb.mp3




Tea time while in the moonlight

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Four o clock in sweden, it's winter, it is night, it's tea time. There is no choice, this is tea time while in the moonlight.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070205_120_teatimewhilein.mp3




It's the static invasion

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

All over the place, no reason to hide because it's too late. There was an escape, but now it is too late. It's the static invasion.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070206_120_itsthestaticin.mp3




Short piece

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

It's large, it's fat, it's huge, it's enormous but it's a short piece.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070207_110_shortpiece.mp3




Shampoo for all

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Once every few days, you feel a bit sticky and unclean. There is a specific reason: your hairs are greasy. No matter how hard you treat yourself to keeping the sebum away, you hairs have no escape. Cheers, shampoo for all.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070208_80_shampooforall.mp3




Beuarg

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

While you stay strong in the face of human insanity, you can't stay still and steady while your heart gets to figure out stupidity. You must scream, and this is it: beuarg.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070209_133_beuarg.mp3




This is my hat respect it

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

You know how it is. The sun, the rain, the wind, they all make you feel like your head is bare naked. This is why I always have one at disposal. This is my hat respect it.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070210_122_thisismyhatres.mp3




Thank you all for coming

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

This is a special night tonight, it is a special occasion that we must share together and this is why I would like to thank you all for coming.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070211_110_thankyouallfor.mp3




Don't forget the lasso, it could serve

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

When the cows are a bit too frantic, when the blizzard is up, when the hills are golden and the grill is red, the urge for a steak is unbarable. So gals and guys, don't forget the lasso, it could serve.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070212_95_dontforgetthela.mp3




The donuts will get you

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Then again he had to run over the corpse. There was fear in the air, the night was dark and there where nobody around to seek help. What could he do? To run was the only hope. Far away he could guess the lights from the freeway, but hey the hope is nothing, they are too fast. The donuts will get you.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070213_140_thedonutswillg.mp3




Sam the big old bearded sheppard

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Bee, beee said the small white and soft quadrupedes. Moo, mooo said Sam the big old bearded sheppard in a try to stay convincing. The sheeps however did not understand cow-speak well, and therefore they all jumped off the cliff into the ocean. The water was pretty warm, they spent the rest of the afternoon sun bathing.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070214_112_samthebigoldbe.mp3




The graveyard is full of fun

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

This is a fact. There graveyard is full of fun, there are so many things to do. It is a quiet place with space, many nice plants, lots of stones, peaceful trees, benches (important, never forget), sometimes even small bridges and false wells. Yeah, yeepee.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070215_100_thegraveyardis.mp3




Orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

As common knowledge would put it, the objects one states can sometimes be incorrect and thus induce comprehension errors. It is also true that orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit. Some would even go further as to state it is of a fruit, but I would reply that it is in fact in the fruit.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070216_113_orangejuiceisn.mp3




My right ear scratches

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Really, it's true, I've got that itch. It's really bothering, the more I feel it, the more I want to grab it and scratch it, my right ear scratches me.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070217_107_myrightearscra.mp3




I like to hide

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Since I was aware of myself, I liked to stay at a distance. It is much more confortable to stand away, to stare at the scene while the others move in and ramble. I like to hide, I like it that way.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070218_126_iliketohide.mp3




Trumpets of Zunglob

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Handy as can be, a brass ensemble can not be as powerful without the trumpets of Zunglob. They are mighty loud and mighty good.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070219_117_trumpetsofzung.mp3




Romantism is back in trends

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

That's a happy fact. After years in the no-foreplay zone, we are back on the good tracks with loads of smooth and mellow, tons of pink and purple. It's true romantism is back in trends.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070220_120_romantismisbac.mp3




Soap Box Sausage

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

No, it is impossible to make a sausage using only a soapbox. It has been tried many times, that is indeed true, but for each time a failure. This is sad but realistic.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070221_81_soapboxsausage.mp3




A vacuum cleaner

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

The broom is nice, but it isn't as efficient as what modern technology has acustomed to. There are many new technologies for us modern-men that make our daily life much easier. The vacuum cleaner ain't one of them. It's noisy and still has to be strolled around the house. What we modern homo-sapiens need is A vacuum cleaner for the true revolution to begin.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070222_114_avacuumcleaner.mp3




A sunset and a kiss

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

The animals only come out of the darkness at night to drink at the pond. The predators are however not asleep, and the risk is high for one to come out of the bush and satisfy his hunger. But all the animals want is a sunset and a kiss.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070223_148_asunsetandakis.mp3




Oyster heaven in an aquarium

Sat, 24 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Impossible! It is impossible to have you be freed when you get eaten. You're a trained city oyster, you will never be able to be happy in the open sea. For a sea molusk, oyster heaven is geographically limited, in an aquarium, oyster heaven in an aquarium.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070224_115_oysterheavenin.mp3




Sam the sesame salesman

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Anyone that sold little seeds in the twenties was automatically catapulted to the higher ranks of society. One of the prosperous ones was named Sam. It was Sam the sesame salesman.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070225_90_samthesesamesal.mp3




Lions and a panda

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Right here in the savannah, there where many Lions and a panda. No, not Zebras and a panda, not crocodiles and a panda, not elephants and a panda, not monkeys and a panda, no, but maybe giraffes and a panda. No, just kiddin', it was lions and a panda.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070226_130_lionsandapanda.mp3




Four wheels and a turbo

Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Wooh that felt good. Riding and cruising across the lands, driving in a straight line, the slow motion of the cylindrical idle, the purring and the growling where only symphony to me. And I forgot the best, the wheezing of the turbo, fast and nervous, all my mind needed where four wheels and a turbo.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070227_120_fourwheelsanda.mp3




Hell yes

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Hell yes, you bet. I'm in.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070228_92_hellyes.mp3




Small lady bug but dead

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Red with little black dots on the back, she flies through the skies. From one flower to another, she bounces and bounces up as a fly. In a few minutes she will meet the crow. She then will still be a small lady bug but dead.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070301_98_smallladybugbut.mp3




Around the world and the seas go away

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

They had a few years before of them. The crew was prepared both physicaly and mentally, they had enough citrus to fight scurvy, they knew the prize they could expect if they did make it alive until the end of their journey. They where sailing around the world, and the seas go away.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070302_107_aroundtheworld.mp3




You've got black hairs, no blond, yes blond

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

When you look at yourself in the mirror, it's as it had never been. Your eyes are far, your mind is too, you see your skin and it cracks, it scratches too. The aches, the pain, and your hairs are dark. You've got black hairs, no blond, yes blond. Times change, you too.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070303_129_youvegotblackh.mp3




False tune is out

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Ten years ago it was pretty hip to be out of tune. It was sort of a way to express one's individuality and uniqueness. Now the times have changed, it isn't hip anymore, false tune is out. Out, period.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070304_106_falsetuneisout.mp3




Sour grapes nd blueberry juice

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Breakfast being te most important meal of the day, it is important to have an adequate amount of ll the daily nutrients. Sour grapes and blueberry juice are important in the balancing of your diet. To be fit, this is a good start.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070305_79_sourgrapesandbl.mp3




Bull parade and slug cruisade

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

As every first tuesday of the month, the festivities will include some of the most daring acrobats, the fantastic bearded twin swede top models, and as once and always, the ever popular bull parade and slug cruisade, straight from the old tradition of the stubudoriunostaveros tribe.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070306_169_bullparadeands.mp3




Eightyfive kilometers an hour

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

The whistling of the turbo was constant, the rumor coming from the exhaust pipe added the rest. What a sensation you did get with this fantastic convertible. The roar of the eight cylinders, back and forth, sliding and thumping like precisely. Eightyfive kilometers an hour where nothing, what was left was plentyful.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070307_85_eightyfivekilom.mp3




This is not a snail even if it looks like

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Slow, brown, with two telescopic eyes, making bubbles along its path, going forth like a snake but without all of its glory, this is not a snail even if it looks like.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070308_111_thisisnotasnai.mp3




Rumble in the basement, stay home

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Like when in an earthquake, the earth was vibrating. The windows didn't break but the distorted views through the glass gave some weird appearance to the usually calm neighbourhood. Outside, it was chaos. Rumble in the basement, stay home.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070309_124_rumbleinthebas.mp3




The cactus was not where it should

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

The desert is dry, is hot. The sand followed the wind. A few birds of prey where cruising around in the search of some carcass. Everything was as usual, except for the cactus. The cactus was not where it should. Someone had to do something.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070310_88_thecactuswasnot.mp3




Terrible extra midget slug

Sun, 11 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Slugs have a strict code of conduct. According to their individual talent and caracter, they will expect to have a job position where they can express themeselves best. The terrible extra midget slug could readily expect to sell soft ice at the local luba park.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070311_110_terribleextram.mp3




This is Jake walking

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Dreaming that she might be coming tonight, he does have a few hopes. He already had tried a few times to get to know her better, but the occasion has never been comfortable enough. Today he felt more confident. This is Jake walking, he is happy end hopes well.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070312_87_thisisjakewalki.mp3




A bear with ears is a bear that hears

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

The little white rabbit was confident he could get along with the old Joe bear. He thougt he could go on farting his little carrot farts, the odorless ones, without bothering him. But, wrong he was, oh so wrong, he heard him and a bear with ears is a bear that hears.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070313_106_abearwithearsi.mp3




Twentyfive and all the chives

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Getting old is an everyday job. Today Joe is going twenty five. It is the golden age for an active businessman like him. His carreer is wide open to him and his expectation can be high. It's twentyfive and all the chives.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070314_125_twentyfiveanda.mp3




Fantasy made of playa and islands

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

The smiling faces of tourists are what makes the travel agent purr with content. All they need is a bit of a dream come true, all they want is a bit of a fantasy made of playa and islands.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070315_81_fantasymadeofpl.mp3




The week has been rude

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Monday started rather well, with all the usual work from the week-end easily wiped off. Tuesday was as usual, with no real surprises, calm. Wednesday a bit more surprising with a few last-minute appointments to clear. Thursday was hopeful as the week-end got near. Friday is here to tell us all the week has been rude and the next might be too.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070316_131_theweekhasbeen.mp3




He won her playing poker

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

No romantism here. He liked her, she didn't care. There where a few pretending men. They played and he won her playing poker. Simply, and she still didn't care.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070317_87_hewonherplaying.mp3




Ugly duck cantonese style

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Fables and culinary art can mix. Yes, does anyone know about these few receipes that can make all your guests oh so happy. Let's take the ugly duckling cantonese style, or the lesser delicatessen ugly duck cantonese style. They are always a success.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070318_90_uglyduckcantone.mp3




Pancakes are made of flour

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Today, most of us think pancakes grow on trees. No. Let's be clear about this. Pancakes are not made out of old recycled tires neither. They aren't made in hard steel, pancakes are made of flour, essentially.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070319_78_pancakesaremade.mp3




Samba libre move your babay

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

When you want to say something stupid, something that means nothing but sounds cool, try the following phrase: samba libre move your babay.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070320_120_sambalibremove.mp3




Mojito on the rocks with lemon

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Thirsty? We have what you need to satisfy you. Get down to our fantastic bar, say hello to our wonderful barmen and barmaids, and check out that radical mojito on the rocks with lemon.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070321_115_mojitoontheroc.mp3




Live to your full potential or take a glass of milk

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Be serious. Stop talking nonesense. Get your stuff together and do it. This is the time. Live to your full potential or take a glass of milk.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070322_84_livetoyourfullp.mp3




Snakes in the banana box

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Moving from a flat to another, every once and then, to get your mind some fresh air, to clean all the angry souvenirs, to make things seem so much better, at least for a few weeks. And even thought sometimes there are snakes in the banana box.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070323_126_snakesintheban.mp3




Impossible monophonic note

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Take two trumpets, one saxophone, a tuba, a few clarinets, and try this out. You will find it rather impossible to get that impossible monophonic note. Impossible.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070324_109_impossiblemono.mp3




The program was too dry or hot or both

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Programming takes a lot of dexterity, even from Dexter. This guy was shallow. He thought big of himself but couldn't fool his roommates. He did some programming on his time off, but the program was to dry, or hot, or both.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070325_96_theprogramwasto.mp3




Take a slice of pie

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

You're hungry, don't be shy. Take a slice of pie. It's full of meat, cheese and onion. It was freshly baked and still has the crusty feeling to it, just waiting for your teeth to bite.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070326_93_takeasliceofpie.mp3




Catch up yes time

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Be quick to respond. This is only a limited time offer. If you send an email fast with your coordinates to the underscribed unknown non-functional address, and we get it, you will catch up yes time, yes, yes time.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070327_120_catchupyestime.mp3




Mucho grando biggo enormusso

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

In most anglo-european langages, it is simple to say something is great. In Hoppoleggononoyoho dialect it is a bit longer, but this is a langage poets love. You want to tackle a poet carreer, try: mucho grano biggo enormusso. This is how to say it.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070328_136_muchograndobig.mp3




Take your tooth out of my leg

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

You know I don't have anything against you, I even do enjoy your sense of humor sometimes. You do have a chic sense of party, but this is too much, please take your tooth out of my leg.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070329_122_takeyourtootho.mp3




Pineapple confettis and cream

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

True, there is no s at the end of confetti. It is already plural in italian. Ok, but this is not very important. What is is that fantastic dessert that are pineapple confettis and cream, or if you prefer, you purist, pineapple confetti and cream.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070330_122_pineappleconfe.mp3




Road to yellow tank brigade

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0100

First on the left, 12 miles north, 100 yards on the left, follow the dotted red line, up the mountains, down on the other side for about 7.3 miles, turn after the big dead tree (there is only one), look for an old rusty tractor abandoned on the right side, this is the road to yellow tank brigade.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070331_144_roadtoyellowta.mp3




Drums are a plenty

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

In a symphonic orchestra you will rarely find anything like it. You can expect some mean grouping of violins and other stringies, but rarely a complete set of modern drums, double pedal and all. While this holds true for a chamber orchestra too, in a funk band drums are a plenty.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070401_108_drumsareaplent.mp3




Sixteen times around town

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

This is a small town. But hey, sixteen times around town isn't nothing. If you calculate the total length of one, it comes to approximatively 15 kilometers, so wow, just multiply this by sixteen and think how boring this must have been for them.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070402_86_sixteentimesaro.mp3




Latin rabbit

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Need say more. He's a latin rabbit. There is however an spelling problem. Does rabbit take one or two b's? Hmm.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070403_123_latinrabbit.mp3




Airplanes to go where ever you want

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

This is really a neat feature. She was impressed. Nowhere else did she found such an attractive offer. For long had she been unsatisfied with her week end club life, but know she had learnt that in Zeberzuviskovinskevia there where airplanes to go where ever you want, and for less too.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070404_111_airplanestogow.mp3




Porcupine dreams of sweet pumpkin

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Working on the field for an impressive twenty years, doc Smithymomokaskoviak has been able to dig deep into the porcupine's unconscious mechanism. Using his models and behavioural tools to go beyond our common knowledge, he was able to state for sure that the porcupine dreams od sweet pumpkin. No less.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070405_112_porcupinedream.mp3




Take the third door after the elevator

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

I knew you wanted to go and visit Alphonso the royal oak alligator. He works at the top of the Stanley Humby liver building. Just take the third door after the elevator, there he'll be.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070406_95_takethethirddoo.mp3




Rap the carrots

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

In no other langage than French can new musical trends be of such an arrogance to rabbits. For example if you say rap the carrots to a French rabbit, he will show you what it means to mess around with his pride.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070407_123_rapthecarrots.mp3




Crunch the herd

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

To gain a substantial amount of space you have a few practical options. First, you can reduce the size of your herd. Take a few out and you'll get something lighter for your out in the prairie rundowns. Otherwise there is the always fun to do, crunch the herd method. A little sadistic, but so, oh so efficient and humorous.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070408_133_crunchtheherd.mp3




Level it up with mjama

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Common man, you know you where a bit harsh on him regarding the affair. Still you should have made things clear. You should definitely level it up with mjama. But stay cool.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070409_109_levelitupwithm.mp3




High heels and a baguette

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100

French and sexy is not a goal so hard to reach for most women living in the hexagonal country. Simply wear your high heels and a baguette, and you'll just look as good as you can get. Just beware that the baguette needs to be held with class as many other possibilities could be thought of but not very polite.


Media Files:
http://bassomatic.info/20070410_137_highheelsandab.mp3