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Updated: 2017-10-04T09:17:23.365+01:00

 



Donn, you are being mislead. I have never met an u...

2007-05-02T17:50:00.000+01:00

Donn, you are being mislead. I have never met an ungenerous Scot. This does not, however, prevent me from reminding them of the stereotype in all possible ways.



I just knew that Braveheart would stir up all sort...

2007-05-02T15:42:00.000+01:00

I just knew that Braveheart would stir up all sorts of trouble.
Damn you Mel Gibson!

According to urban mythology the 'uppity northerners' are far too parsimonious to incur any costs associated with nationalization.

Personally I cringe whenever I hear Flight of the Valkyries on the Bagpipes...OUCH!



...I deny emphatically that I have ever HAD Sue Po...

2007-05-01T20:02:00.000+01:00

...I deny emphatically that I have ever HAD Sue Pollard! I doubt anyone has. Besides, I really did like Joe Orton.



Aight, thx ViScu.

2007-05-01T14:44:00.000+01:00

Aight, thx ViScu.



Raincoaster:They ain't no way them uppity northern...

2007-05-01T09:55:00.000+01:00

Raincoaster:
They ain't no way them uppity northern faggots gonna get their own place, y'all.
Reg. And you have Sue Pollard, so I guess that makes us even, culturally speaking.
ILTV. There are areas south of Watford Gap that are also in the Midlands. I suspect you meant Watford. Watford is a town in Hertfordshire whose only redeeming feature is that it is used as a geographical landmark to help to identify southerners, most of whom still manage to get it wrong.



When is all of this going to be translated into so...

2007-05-01T09:36:00.000+01:00

When is all of this going to be translated into something more generic, like American? I can't make out a word.



There's nothing wrong with a bunch of grown men li...

2007-04-30T21:36:00.000+01:00

There's nothing wrong with a bunch of grown men living together in the woods and wearing tights so lay of the Lincoln Green guys.
Ok, you have a point. Us against the world. You do, after all, lay claim to Mr Orton - a fine man.



oh! you're from North of the Watford Gap - no wond...

2007-04-30T09:12:00.000+01:00

oh! you're from North of the Watford Gap - no wonder I don't understand what you're going on about half the time. . .

;-)

*smiles sweetly as she exits rapidly*

(you're still invited to my birthday party tho!)



Cherrypie. I am not sure what you are saying here....

2007-04-29T11:54:00.000+01:00

Cherrypie. I am not sure what you are saying here. We seem to have so much in common.
Richard. I knew Eng when he was known as Doris Golightly, and had a van from which he/she sold ladies cosmetics.
Ziggi. I refer you to the comments I made to Cherrypie above.
Zoe. Again, I seem to have difficulty understand you girlies today, for which I apologise. Are you suggesting that Gordon Brown makes a good pet? Is he resident in your house?
Reg. Let me clarify that my misanthropy is not limited nor defined by nationality, class, gender, religion, sexual preference, age or hat size. Yes, I was born in Leicester, although I see that as no reason to fall out, you great Robin Hood shagging tosser. Shove your DHLawrence up your Trent Bridge. I firmly believe that we Midlanders should band together. We could be as effective in giving a third choice in the great North South divide debate as the Libdems are in the political sphere.



Dear Vicus, A number of things. I can assure you t...

2007-04-29T11:12:00.000+01:00

Dear Vicus,

A number of things. I can assure you that there is not enough alcohol in the world to tempt me into writing for the Buggered at Boardingschool Club - my lawyers are in the post.
Secondly, while I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiments on nationalism of any form (together with what passes for patriotism these days - the scoundrels' home), I must admit that I tend towards the Terry Collier view of the peoples of the world (in Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads) - "So, Terry, from the wide, blue, distant Pacific, across the barren wastes of Manchuria and back to 127 Inkerman Terrace, you can't abide anyone?" "That's about the strength of it!"
Finally, and by way of somewhat undermining our views on nationalism and parochialism, please tell me you're not from Leicester? Dear God! Although I no longer live there, I was born and brought up in Nottingham! I think we could be about to fall out.



just because you don't like gordon brown doesn't m...

2007-04-29T11:11:00.000+01:00

just because you don't like gordon brown doesn't mean that everybody else dislikes him too. his goldfish is very fond of him and is a friendly and loyal pet. mr brown has a fine set of teeth, too.



you're just soooo jingoistic

2007-04-29T09:53:00.000+01:00

you're just soooo jingoistic



You're not in any way vexed by the ex Mr Dorsey's ...

2007-04-28T15:15:00.001+01:00

You're not in any way vexed by the ex Mr Dorsey's adoption of the Pearl of the East Midlands as his home town? He will get his blue plaque before yours but probably only by virtue of him being older.



How opportune I should venture by at this very mom...

2007-04-28T15:15:00.000+01:00

How opportune I should venture by at this very moment as if to affirm your membership of the fat, ugly, ginger twats gang.

Hail, fellow well met x



Dunno, old banana, perhaps if I knew what the thin...

2007-04-28T11:45:00.000+01:00

Dunno, old banana, perhaps if I knew what the thing was I might be able to locate its origin for you.



Is this a Leicester thing?

2007-04-28T10:38:00.000+01:00

Is this a Leicester thing?



And the version where he sang it together with Tom...

2007-04-28T09:29:00.000+01:00

And the version where he sang it together with Tom Jones and Sheena Easton.



Thank you, ILTV, my particular favourite track of ...

2007-04-28T09:28:00.000+01:00

Thank you, ILTV, my particular favourite track of his is "I'm a slimy deformed git who ought to top himself now for the sake of humanity". I am especially fond of the chorus.



I was going to make a really pertinent comment, bu...

2007-04-28T09:21:00.000+01:00

I was going to make a really pertinent comment, but have been totally side tracked by the delightful thought of Engelbert Humperdinck

*saunters off singing*

(your choice of: A Man Without Love - Quando M'innamoro, Love Me With All Of Your Heart, or Can't Take My Eyes Off You)