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Reg. You know that this is the love and peace chan...

2007-05-28T23:28:00.000+01:00

Reg. You know that this is the love and peace channel.
Ziggi. I am unfamiliar with that confection, so I cannot comment. Is it vegan?
Mark. You have been missed. I yearn for you tragically. You have left me with an image that will pursue me for several hours.



I wonder if he was a suicide pickaxeman?

2007-05-28T09:47:00.000+01:00

I wonder if he was a suicide pickaxeman?



A Barnoffee Pie would be a more arrestable offense...

2007-05-26T17:28:00.000+01:00

A Barnoffee Pie would be a more arrestable offense - so I've been advised.
On a need to know basis obviously.



Couldn't Betty Saxe-Coburg-Gotha have been charged...

2007-05-26T00:45:00.000+01:00

Couldn't Betty Saxe-Coburg-Gotha have been charged with incitement to violence, what with her having one head too many and being an inter-bred, Fascist, parasite?
Affectionately yours,
Lord Phillips,
Lord Chief Justice's Department.



Betty. I know you missed an "I" out. These bloody ...

2007-05-25T16:52:00.000+01:00

Betty. I know you missed an "I" out. These bloody Romans, eh? Not sure what they actually died of, although I doubt that Henry Junior would make the gymnastics final.
Shelley. 1) You fail to specify whether it is the watching or the being watched that would make you nervous. 2) I don't want to know which.
HE. My history lessons are wasted on folk of your ilk.
Richard. I think you are safe. Edward quite liked it.
Rol. Unless the Yorkshire constabulary have improved their practices since the last time I crossed their path, they were probably dumb enough to leave you the pickaxe, in which case you can probably find your own way out.



Being from Huddersfield myself, I have one thing t...

2007-05-25T16:39:00.000+01:00

Being from Huddersfield myself, I have one thing to add...

Can anyone here bail me out?



I am currently driving around with a very corroded...

2007-05-25T16:24:00.000+01:00

I am currently driving around with a very corroded gas poker in the car. I do believe that these tools are now illegal. Perhaps a belated response to the fate that befell the unfortunate Edward II. I expect incarceration presently



Sheesh! Michael Fagan should know better than to w...

2007-05-25T15:58:00.000+01:00

Sheesh! Michael Fagan should know better than to walk around with an axe.

I can no longer enjoy the 1970 film Cromwell because the voice of King Charles, Alec Guiness, is none other than OBE-Wan Kenobi.

"Those bloody awful lines" as Alec described his chatter in Star Wars made him and his nasal intonations ubiquitous throughout the known universe.

So now when I watch Cromwell, I fully expect King Charles to say "Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused",
pull out his light sabre, slice the executioner in half, and escape with C3PO and R2D2 close behind.



Perhaps the toilet death was because people were w...

2007-05-25T15:21:00.000+01:00

Perhaps the toilet death was because people were watching at the time. I know it'd make me nervous, and if I had a bad heart...well you know how that would end. Certainly ol' George II did.



Didn't Henry VII die from the side effects of eati...

2007-05-25T15:09:00.000+01:00

Didn't Henry VII die from the side effects of eating too much and putting it about a lot? Now there's someone who would have been an ideal guest on Jeremy Kyle's show ...



I see I was right: 'A man has been charged with po...

2007-05-25T11:04:00.000+01:00

I see I was right: 'A man has been charged with possessing an offensive weapon after he was spotted carrying a pick axe just yards from where the Queen was due to begin a walkabout, police said.

The 34-year-old man was arrested on Thursday afternoon, 30 minutes before the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh were due to walk around St George's Square in Huddersfield.

Uniformed police officers and royal protection officers swooped after seeing a man allegedly acting suspiciously in the crowd.'

Very observant of them. As I said before, a pickaxe isn't the most subtle of things to carry.



The way I heard it (on Radio 4, early this morning...

2007-05-25T10:33:00.000+01:00

The way I heard it (on Radio 4, early this morning) it was a pickaxe. It seemed to me at the time that this was rather an unwieldy weapon to use.

And a little unsubtle.

I stand to be corrected.