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Published: 2017-07-23T12:35:55-04:00

 



STEEPLY DISCOUNTED

2017-07-23T12:35:55-04:00

When she got in the car, the arrest warrant says Thomes introduced herself as the “Million Dollar Ho.” (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ralph)



HE WAS TRYING TO BLEND IN

2017-07-23T12:33:39-04:00

Escapee from Washington state arrested in Ponchatoula (Thanks to Andrew Mendez, who asks "How can they be sure it's the same guy?")



OR POSSIBLY DARTH VADER

2017-07-23T12:30:35-04:00

Exposed wood next to a church bears a remarkable likeness to Mother Teresa (Thanks to funny man)



WE STOPPED READING HALFWAY THROUGH THIS HEADLINE

2017-07-22T12:09:36-04:00

Millennials only have a 5-second attention span for ads (Thanks to Le Petomane)



IT IS STILL AT LARGE

2017-07-22T12:05:29-04:00

Crazed squirrel goes on biting rampage in Prospect Park (Thanks to John Murphy)



SHE HAS THIS BLOG'S FULL SUPPORT

2017-07-22T12:04:01-04:00

Why an Ontario woman is fighting for her right to swim topless (Thanks to The Perts)



HARD TO ARGUE

2017-07-22T12:02:20-04:00

Justin Bieber banned from China in order to 'purify' nation (Thanks to Jay Brandes and Jim Kenaston)



WE WORRY THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY STUDIES

2017-07-22T11:58:41-04:00

Worrying You Don’t Get Enough Exercise Can Cut Lifespan Short, Study Finds (Thanks to Jim Kenaston)



THEY HAVE A TANK FOR SMART FISH?

2017-07-22T11:54:33-04:00

According to a new report from cybersecurity firm Darktrace, hackers recently tapped into a smart fish tank at a North American casino in efforts to steal data from other areas of the network. (Thanks to Patty Villanova)



WE SAW DEMON GOAT OPEN FOR THE CLASH

2017-07-22T11:48:57-04:00

Birth of 'demon goat' terrifies town; police are called (Thanks to Al Barkafski and Matt Filar)



WE DON'T THINK SO

2017-07-22T11:37:10-04:00

"In case of emergencies, please wrap your stools in newspaper and leave on your desk. Brenda will come round with her trolley and collect them at 5.30pm." (Thanks to Le Petomane)



YOUR WASHINGTON JOKE HERE

2017-07-21T16:36:06-04:00

Houses of Parliament 'crawling with bed bugs' as pest control called in (Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)



FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2017-07-21T16:31:41-04:00

Florida man livestreams his police chase as he runs over beach chairs and swigs whiskey



SEAN SPICER

2017-07-21T12:26:06-04:00

If only he'd followed his original instinct...



THIS MAN HAS A FUTURE IN WASHINGTON

2017-07-21T11:06:38-04:00

Manitowoc Common Council Alderman Michael Howe was arrested in the early morning hours of July 4 after trying to mount "Bernice," the giant cow statue in front of Cedar Crest Dairy on South 10th Street. (Thanks to Car Ramrod)



IT'S PROBABLY IN ICELAND

2017-07-21T11:01:26-04:00

Drove to Canada, rocked out to Metallica, but can't find the car Update: He found it. And now he loves Canada. (Thanks to The Perts)



THIS COULD RADICALLY CHANGE THE COLLEGE-ADMISSIONS PROCESS

2017-07-21T10:59:21-04:00

The Poop Of Babies Reveals How Smart They'll Be (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)



IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

2017-07-21T10:55:52-04:00

Man caught on highway driving stolen Walmart cart (Thanks to Todd Lawson, who says "Probably headed to Florida.")



WAKE UP

2017-07-21T10:51:00-04:00

Coffee recalled for containing 'active ingredient in Viagra' (Thanks to funny man, Le Petomane, MOTW and ImNotDave)



MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

2017-07-21T10:43:58-04:00

Students at prestigious Melbourne school posts note explaining why she defecated on bathroom floor (Thanks to Kevin Smith)