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Published: 2017-04-28T11:35:26-04:00

 



LOCAL MORNING TV

2017-04-28T11:35:26-04:00

It's the best. Update (via Mr. Gene Weingarten): The station is suing! Despite the fact that this is probably the highest-quality entertainment it has ever broadcast!



GUYS IN ACTION

2017-04-28T06:12:41-04:00

Man drinks 13 beers during a half marathon he didn't train for (Thanks to Ralph, which we're guessing is also what this man did)



FLORIDA POOPING WILDLIFE REPORT

2017-04-28T06:10:22-04:00

A neighborhood covered in poop is at war over whether majestic peacocks should stay This is happening near where this blog lives. (Thanks to Doug Hamilton and Ranald Adams)



LET'S EXTEND THIS CONCEPT TO GOLF

2017-04-28T06:07:02-04:00

Watch as man sets possible record on bowling fastest perfect game Autoplay. (Thanks to James Flynn)



THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

2017-04-28T06:04:22-04:00

Picking your nose and eating it is good for you, study claims (Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)



THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE 911

2017-04-28T06:01:56-04:00

Police say an Ohio man called 911 to request a police dog to help track down heroin allegedly stolen from him. (Thanks to Jon Harris, Layla and Le Petomane)



SMOOTH

2017-04-27T14:00:55-04:00

Man snorts cocaine in front of deputies evacuating Golden Gate Estates (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)



DEFINITELY FLORIDIAN MATERIAL

2017-04-27T13:58:25-04:00

Anchor Point woman allegedly strips naked and fights an Alaska State Trooper (Thanks to Allen at Division)



FINALLY, AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE BLARNEY STONE

2017-04-27T13:56:17-04:00

Ireland's bizarre genital sculptures revealed: Interactive map plots mysterious medieval carvings of women exposing their privates (Thanks to James Flynn)



ONE FINAL HUMILIATION

2017-04-27T13:51:31-04:00

'Overly obese' body starts funeral home fire (Thanks to Patty Villanova and Le Petomane)



THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

2017-04-27T06:24:24-04:00

Mystery man dumps two CHICKENS inside a crowded peak-hour train carriage before fleeing (Thanks to Ralph)



YOUR MAN IS *THINKING*, THAT'S WHY

2017-04-27T06:20:23-04:00

Why every mammal (including humans), takes 12 seconds to poop - but no word on why your man spends 15 minutes in the loo (Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Craig Roberts)



'I DON'T THINK THAT WAS THE BEST THING TO DO AT ALL'

2017-04-27T06:18:52-04:00

Dozens of snakes dumped in Arkansas Walmart parking lot (Thanks to Le Petomane and Patty Villanova)



YET CONGRESS REMAINS LEGAL

2017-04-27T06:15:15-04:00

Backyard chickens could soon be banned in the nation's capital (Thanks to The Perts)



CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

2017-04-27T06:09:15-04:00

Fat beaver stuck in fence freed by Hamilton city worker Impossible icicle spotted in Newfoundland (Thanks to Jan in Grimsby and The Perts)



FIRST THE MUD, AND NOW THIS

2017-04-27T06:07:45-04:00

British fashion retailer Topshop was met with criticism and confusion from shoppers after offering clear plastic jeans for sale. (Thanks to Ron G.)



HEY, AT LEAST IT WAS DEAD

2017-04-27T06:05:28-04:00

Pennsylvania student finds dead worm in school lunch (Thanks to Jon Harris)



GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

2017-04-27T05:58:12-04:00

Dolphin vaginas no longer a total mystery, thanks to Dal scientist (Thanks to funny man)



FLORIDA WILDLIFE REPORT

2017-04-27T05:57:04-04:00

Hawks attacking residents in Oviedo neighborhood (Thanks to DaninDallas, coscolo and Le Petomane)



HE CLAIMS IT 'HAPPENED ACCIDENTALLY'

2017-04-27T05:54:44-04:00

Patient didn’t realise he had a glass BOTTLE up his bum until he went to hospital with stomach pains and spotted it in an X-ray (Thanks to Le Petomane)