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Published: 2016-12-03T14:48:54-05:00

 



COWARDS

2016-12-03T14:48:54-05:00

A small-town P.E.I. police department has issued a public apology to Nickelback, and taken down a social media post that threatened to force drunk drivers to listen to the Alberta band's music. (Thanks to The Perts)



WE CAN ALWAYS GIVE UP WALKING

2016-12-03T14:42:57-05:00

Australian study recommends criminalizing drinking and walking (Thanks to funny man)



NOBEL PRIZE, DUDE

2016-12-03T09:06:57-05:00

This Machine Grows Marijuana For You And Then Sends You A Text When Your Plant Is Ready (Thanks to Rick Day)



FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2016-12-03T09:02:57-05:00

Jupiter woman throws squid at boyfriend outside bagel shop (Thanks to The Amazing Steve, Renee the First and Jeff Meyerson)



MEANWHILE IN BIZARRO WORLD

2016-12-02T11:38:18-05:00

Nation’s worst drivers: Utahns The study said the nation's best drivers are in Rhode Island, followed by Florida and Mississippi. (Thanks to wiredog)



APPETIZING

2016-12-02T11:35:12-05:00

Shopkeepers caught blowing up raw chickens with their mouths to make them seem more plump (Thanks to Le Petomane)



NAME THAT STATE!

2016-12-02T11:33:47-05:00

Dead man found inside SUV with pile of parking tickets on windshield (Thanks to Dave N.)



FLORIDA WILDLIFE REPORT

2016-12-02T11:26:39-05:00

Ravenous 14-foot python caught with 3 deer in its gut It was released after producing three valid Florida drivers' licenses. (Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Unfortunately, it didn't eat any squirrels.")



CSI: BELLEVUE

2016-12-02T06:25:25-05:00

Is this your dog? Caught by Officer at Robinswood Park. Was wearing a sweater and blue pants, and very angry. (Thanks to L. Raymond)



WITHOUT THE MIRACLE OF THE INTERNET, WE WOULD NEVER BE AWARE OF THIS

2016-12-02T06:23:50-05:00

This campaign will help bring to life a piece of home decor created from the 3d-scanned scrotum of the Balls Contest's third place winner. (Thanks to ScottMGS, who says "It's probably good that the gift guide is already done.")



MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

2016-12-02T06:20:12-05:00

Public poo pandemic leads to call for 24-hour toilet services (Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who saw them open for Marilyn Manson)



THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

2016-12-02T06:15:53-05:00

Here it is, tasteful as ever.



MAKES SENSE

2016-12-01T14:13:20-05:00

Naked man says he was looking for a wife at Mormon temple (Thanks to Gordon Anderson)



THEY HAVE THIS BLOG'S FULL SUPPORT

2016-12-01T14:11:55-05:00

Women in London protested for Free the Nipple on Sunday (Thanks to Veee)



YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

2016-12-01T14:06:52-05:00

Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it (Thanks to A.C., Steve K and wiredog)



GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

2016-12-01T14:04:46-05:00

The new company Luminoglow has pathed the way for 21st century innovation in underwear, and have designed a range of lace bras and panties which glow in the dark. "Pathed?" (Thanks to Jim [formerly] of Perth)



THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

2016-12-01T10:44:36-05:00

The guide comes out tomorrow, but you can see the video now.



IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

2016-12-01T06:22:34-05:00

“Why? There’s no rules about driving around with cocaine,” Ignasiak declared. (Thanks to Roberto)



'WINNIE THE POO'

2016-12-01T06:17:12-05:00

Angry bear rescued from septic tank (Thanks to Ralph)



WE KNOW WHO WE'RE ROOTING FOR

2016-12-01T06:13:35-05:00

Incredibly vicious SQUIRREL takes on a SNAKE in an epic battle that doesn’t end how you would expect (Thanks to Jeffrey Brown) Related: Scottish brewery releases $20,000 beer in taxidermy squirrel (Thanks to Andrew Mendez and Another Ralph)