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Published: 2017-02-24T14:13:14-05:00

 



FOR THIS WE LEFT EGYPT?

2017-02-24T14:13:14-05:00

Along with Alan Zweibel and Adam Mansbach -- who are both actually Jewish -- I've co-written, just in time for Passover, a parody Haggadah called For This We Left Egypt? We'll be talking about it Thursday, March 9 at the...



IT'S A START, BUT THIS BLOG WOULD PREFER NUCLEAR WEAPONS

2017-02-24T13:39:22-05:00

Prince Charles has lent his support to a government-backed plan to sterilise grey squirrels and cut the population by more than 90 per cent in order to save the native red squirrel. The Prince of Wales is said to approve...



'HE GOT OVER IT'

2017-02-24T13:32:26-05:00

Dead body in Aldershot reported to police was actually a man sleeping (Thanks to Allen at Division)



THIS COULD CATCH ON

2017-02-24T13:27:09-05:00

Update: This is old. Judi has been fired for the second time in a matter of minutes. Woman ends up in hospital after 'confusing builder’s foam with her hair mousse' (Thanks to Bob Brogan)



GET RID OF IT *NOW*

2017-02-24T13:23:37-05:00

How your brain could be KILLING you (Thanks to Le Petomane)



WE WILL GET RIGHT ON IT

2017-02-24T13:20:04-05:00

You haven’t fired Judy for a while. Is everything okay between you two? Maybe you should fire her again just so she doesn’t feel like you don’t care. -- Bill Ostroot



'OFFICIALS SAID HE WAS LOOKING FOR HIS DOG'

2017-02-24T12:18:43-05:00

Man found hanging naked, upside down from Mississippi tree Autoplay. (Thanks to Mr. Tom Shroder)



PORNO PARSNIPS

2017-02-24T06:24:49-05:00

Hunt is on for Britain's RUDEST vegetable as gardeners encouraged to grow saucy crops (Thanks to Le Petomane)



ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

2017-02-24T06:19:46-05:00

Mystery as massive hairy blob-like ‘monster’ washes up on beach in the Philippines (Thanks to Dave D)



THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

2017-02-24T06:15:40-05:00

Texas A&M police arrested a man after he stabbed a woman in the backside with a pitchfork, police said. Carl Turner, Jr. was on the College Station campus gathering pitchforks on Tuesday when he got into a fight, a police...



THE ALLEGED LINGERIE THIEF WEIGHED 300 POUNDS

2017-02-24T06:12:22-05:00

A Winter Garden police officer is recovering after breaking his knee cap during a struggle with a man accused of stealing more than $750 worth of merchandise from a Victoria’s Secret store, officials say. (Thanks to Le Petomane)



WE SAW THEM ETC.

2017-02-24T06:07:52-05:00

Ball-rolling bees reveal complex learning (Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)



SACRILEGE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

2017-02-24T06:04:19-05:00

Police said a naked woman broke into a Connecticut church and went on a rampage with a fire extinguisher, destroying items inside Wednesday. We can't believe this didn't happen in Florida. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)



CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

2017-02-24T05:59:51-05:00

Wandering squirrel leaves 12,000 Canadians without power (Thanks to John Mayson and Ralph)



BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT SHE ONLY NEEDED FOUR DAYS

2017-02-23T14:54:44-05:00

Is there such a thing as Canadian cuisine? One woman went on a five-year quest to find out (Thanks to The Perts)



FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

2017-02-23T14:49:46-05:00

Man claims dog shot sleeping woman (Thanks to Chris Johnson and funny man)



'FREE THE NIPPLE'

2017-02-23T14:47:45-05:00

A federal judge has ordered the city of Fort Collins to stop enforcing a policy that bans women from showing their breasts in public. (Thanks to funny man)



NAKED CAME THE GIRAFFE

2017-02-23T10:46:59-05:00

Giraffe stream flagged on YouTube for 'nudity & sexual content', park says (Thanks to Roberto)



'SEX IS ALSO AN EXCELLENT FORM OF EXERCISE'

2017-02-23T10:44:37-05:00

Swedish politician proposes to give employees paid time off to have sex (Thanks to Le Petomane)



FLORIDA SPORTSPERSONS IN ACTION

2017-02-23T06:17:31-05:00

One Florida fishing pier is cracking down on vengeful fishermen who have gone as far as defecating on the piers in order to mark their space. (Thanks to DaninDallas)