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Published: 2018-01-22T06:12:23-05:00

 



CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

2018-01-22T06:12:23-05:00

12:35 p.m. A chicken was wandering around a local parking lot and a crowd of spectators was gathering to see what it would do next. (Thanks to funny man)



AND IN SPORTS

2018-01-22T06:10:11-05:00

A goalkeeper's water bottle was urinated in during a match, prompting police to arrest an opposition fan. (Thanks to Matt Filar)



FROM PIG INTESTINE

2018-01-22T06:06:58-05:00

A SURGEON is working to create a bionic vagina in a groundbreaking medical project We saw Bionic Vagina open for... wait, that sounds bad. (Thanks to Michael Parry)



IT'S CIA

2018-01-22T06:03:49-05:00

Russian police face the unexpected: crocodile in basement (Thanks to Patty Villanova and Jeff Meyerson, who notes that it was released after producing a Florida driver's license.)



'WHAT THE HECK! I DIDN'T ORDER THAT!'

2018-01-21T12:33:15-05:00

Kid Orders Bong Online, Mom Makes Him Open It In Front Of Her (Thanks to John Lobert)



TERRORISM UPDATE

2018-01-21T12:23:11-05:00

Dozens dressed as Tyrannosaurus rex descend on public square (Thanks to The Perts)



AND IN SPORTS

2018-01-21T12:15:21-05:00

City crews dubbing themselves the Crisco Cops were greasing light poles around Philadelphia Sunday morning to prevent Eagles fans from climbing after the NFC Championship game. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)



MEANWHILE IN MOUNDVILLE

2018-01-21T12:10:25-05:00

Fight over cheesecake portion leads to arrest (Thanks to Al Barkafski and DaninDallas)



WHEN FUTURE GENERATIONS TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW WE WENT SO WRONG

2018-01-21T06:25:00-05:00

They will start here.



BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A REAL THING

2018-01-20T19:49:04-05:00

Man driving a Tesla in San Francisco 'tries to get out of a DUI by saying his car was on AUTOPILOT' (Thanks to Patty Villanova)



THERE IS STUPID, AND THEN THERE IS CALIFORNIA STUPID

2018-01-20T19:46:52-05:00

California 'raw' water fans pay $9 a gallon for Oregon tap water (Thanks to Rob Simbeck)



'HAGGIS FACTORY BLUNDER' MAY WELL BE THE BEST BAND NAME EVER

2018-01-20T19:40:23-05:00

Four sacked after Macsween’s haggis factory blunder (Thanks to Le Petomane)



TAKE THAT, AUSTRALIA

2018-01-20T19:34:31-05:00

Huge Snapping Turtle in Frozen Arkansas Lake (Thanks to Steve Thompson)



CSI: SLIDELL

2018-01-20T19:27:36-05:00

Suspicious package at Slidell post office contained 70 pounds of feces (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Send it to Washington.")



OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

2018-01-19T15:59:06-05:00

Dr Pepper-Drinking Donkey Returns Home After Missing For 2 Years (Thanks to MOTW)



WE STAND CORRECTED

2018-01-19T15:57:36-05:00

I've gotten a number of hits from your blog, and I will never turn down traffic from someone I've admired for as long as I can remember, but unfortunately my site is pure, hyper-local satire. "Cold enough to chip a...



HE WAS TAKING THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA

2018-01-19T15:52:57-05:00

“He bought a vehicle this morning and as he was leaving, he accidentally drove the vehicle into the showroom through a large window,” Timmons said. (Thanks to Dave Emery)



YIKES

2018-01-19T15:50:09-05:00

Toxic Extract Used in Poison Arrows Could Be The Future of Male Contraception (Thanks to S.M.L. fractalist)



LEGAL TACTIC OF THE WEEK SO FAR

2018-01-19T12:58:22-05:00

Maine man punches self in face to avoid sobriety test (Thanks to Bill Carver and Le Petomane)



IF IT'S ONLINE, IT MUST BE LEGIT

2018-01-19T06:15:31-05:00

Man Claiming To Be Time Traveler From Year 6000 Releases Video Online (Thanks to Jon Harris)