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Published: 2018-02-20T21:01:40-05:00

 



‘DOOBIES MKE BOOBIES’

2018-02-20T21:01:40-05:00

The York Regional Police Service says they are sorry after a police officer told a number of Catholic high school students that smoking marijuana leads to lower testosterone and growth of male mammary areas. (Thanks to The Perts)



WHICH FRANKLY MAKES THEM EVEN MORE DISGUSTING

2018-02-20T20:58:17-05:00

The Portland Press Herald reports soon after the Unicode Consortium released proposed images of 157 new emojis to be made available this year, Maine residents took umbrage at the lobster emoji's eight legs instead of the correct 10. (Thanks to...



IF THAT DOESN’T WIN HIM BACK, WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL

2018-02-20T20:52:38-05:00

Woman Tases man who tries to leave her (Thanks to Ralph)



THEY MAKE ‘JA-JA’ SOUNDS

2018-02-20T20:48:59-05:00

Snake alert sparks great imagination among great tits (Thanks to Another Ralph)



UPDATE

2018-02-20T20:43:45-05:00

Suspected drug dealer has now gone 34 days without taking a poo (Thanks to Le Petomane)



ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

2018-02-20T17:49:23-05:00

Tourists caught smuggling gold into Japan inside their rectums (From the Asahi Shimbun! Get it? Ha!) (Thanks to Le Petomane)



IN OUR VIEW, IT DEPENDS ON THE DOG

2018-02-20T17:44:54-05:00

Bill to prevent minors, or a dog, from becoming Kansas governor moves forward (Thanks to Kevin Smith)



THEY BOOST ATTENDANCE

2018-02-20T15:11:02-05:00

China wages war on funeral strippers



NIGHTS ARE LONG UP THERE

2018-02-20T13:02:00-05:00

Saskatchewan family adorns farm fence with nearly 100 colourful bicycles (Thanks to John Lobert)



FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

2018-02-20T12:51:32-05:00

Corndog Poke Leads to Criminal Charges (Thanks to Brian Duval)



THE SCIENCE IS (burp) SETTLED

2018-02-20T06:09:26-05:00

Drinking alcohol key to living past 90 (Thanks to Barry Nester)



AND STAY OFF THEIR LAWN

2018-02-20T06:07:34-05:00

Women took axe to truck blocking their driveway Names We Are Not Making Fun Of: Alongkorn Sirisongkhram, Rachanikorn Lertwasana, Ratanachat Saengyoktrakarn and Ranee Saengyoktrakarn. (Thanks to Phil McAvity)



SEEMS LOGICAL

2018-02-20T06:00:50-05:00

Farmer believes this massive poster of a porn star in his field has boosted his crops (Thanks to Le Petomane and Ralph)



SHE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE PARAKEET PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

2018-02-19T14:46:16-05:00

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A woman in her 70s who was allegedly impaired has been arrested after leading police on a short, slow chase and evading arrest while holding a parakeet. (Thanks to Bill Hudgins)



CURLING UPDATE

2018-02-19T14:43:05-05:00

Olympic curler’s husband double-fisting his third and fourth beers at 9 a.m. is a legend (Thanks to Jane Linderman) Russian curler reportedly fails doping test after winning bronze (Thanks to Matt Filar and Al Barkafski) This blog can totally relate.



EW

2018-02-19T14:39:00-05:00

Police: Woman tries to steal camera, hurls feces in escape (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)



CLASSY!

2018-02-19T14:37:20-05:00

Female passenger is filmed drying her KNICKERS beneath an overhead air vent for 'at least 20 minutes' while on a flight to Moscow (Thanks to Clayton Carroll)



GUY HOMEOWNERS IN ACTION

2018-02-19T12:57:00-05:00

Man sets San Diego house on fire trying to kill weeds with torch (Thanks to Jane Linderman)



OOPS

2018-02-19T11:40:00-05:00

Atlanta theater accidentally plays ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ at a ‘Black Panther’ screening (Thanks to Not my Usual Alias)



RETURN OF BATMAN

2018-02-19T10:45:02-05:00

Twenty years ago, my wife talked me into dressing as Batman and making a surprise appearance at the fourth birthday party of a young man named Alexander Forjan. Here's the column I wrote about that day, and here's a picture...