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Supaman Dat Hoe-Explanation
I HAVEN'T POSTED IN A WHILE FOR PERSONAL REASONS, BUT I HAD TO POST THIS BECAUSE IT IS THE FUNNIEST MESS I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME. LMBAO-FA SHO~ I REALLY MUST BE GETTING OLD, BECAUSE THIS IS FOREIGN TO ME.
"HATERS GET MAD CUZ I GOT ME SOME BATHIN' APES!" LOL
Supaman Dat Hoe-Explanation(image)
Do y'all really know what "Superman Dat Ho" means? I know I didn't and
the answer is some of the most shocking and funniest sh*t I've heard
since I first learned what a "Dirty Sanchez" is or when my boy told me
about "Riding The Bull".
So here's the deal. Most dudes (myself included) has been in the
situation when you've been trying all night to sleep with a certain
young lady. Y'all have been messing around for hours and you've tried
everything from "I'll still respect you in the morning" to "Just let me
put the head in" but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car
- Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soldija Boy, now's the time
to give up and "Superman Dat Ho"!!!
I'll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read
this at work . So basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence
.......... "take things into your own hands", you know, make it a party
for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then "release" on her
back while she's sleeping.
- Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers
still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part!
Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking the
sheet to that lovely lady's back. When she awakens the next morning,
she'll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape!
My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! I will say that I've never done it but, I can't front, I kinda want to now LOL LOL!!!
She has a cape!!!
Beyonce's New "Upgrade" Video
In case you missed the premeire last week on 106 & Park, here it is.
More Oscar Pics
Here's a few more pics of Forest Whitaker and his wife, J.Lo and Mark Anthony, Jennifer Hudson, Will Smith and family, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds, Dijmon Honsou and Beyonce.(image) (image) (image) (image) (image) (image) (image)
Everyone looked fabulous! I'm just not os sure abotu J. hud's little jacket thingy. Oh well.
Anna Nicole Smith Dead @ 39
I'm blaming Trimspa. But that's just me. (image)
Anna Nicole Smith's media-hyped journey of celebrity, marked by dubious successes and all-too-human tragedies, ended Thursday at a venue as colorful as her life when she collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and died at a Florida hospital. Nearby residents and casino patrons said Smith, a former stripper turned Playboy playmate, diet maven, reality show star and prospective multi-millionaire, frequented the hotel on the Indian reservation and was known for partying loud and late.
Five months after the birth of her daughter and the death of her 20-year-old son, Smith, 39, was found unconscious around 1:39 p.m., when her private nurse called hotel staff for help, Seminole Tribe Police Chief Charlie Tiger said. At 1:45, Tiger said, a bodyguard started CPR in Smith's hotel room, No. 607.Complete story(image)
New VH1 Shows!
I just picked up the latest edition of Vibe Magazine with Ciara on the cover. I was shocked when the magazine revealed VH1's 2007 lineup! Did ya'll know that VH1 has the following shows planned for its 2007 according 2 Vibe:Irv Gotti Project:
Six months with the INC's CEO as he gets back on trackCharm School:
Comedian Monique gives 13 Flavor of Love losers some good old fashioned home training. The most improved contestant wins. I wonder if Pumpkin, Hottie and Hoops will join the cast!Rags to Riches:
For this show's pilot episode, Snoop Dogg visits his hometown of Longbeach, CA and provides a 12 year old with one year of college tuition.
I guess I Love New York is only the begining of the madness on VH1 this year...I'll be watching!
Caution: Danger Zone--Pootie Cracks Up!
In case any of you missed this. It is my duty to bring you the "Dillusional World of Pootie!" And just so you know, Pootie was an extra in War of the Worlds! LOL But seriously, I hope he works that situation out with the repo man! Not a good look....
Mariah Poses for Playboy
I'm not sure if this is good or bad, but the Queen of airbrushing is featured in the March 2007 issue of Playboy. Howver, she doesn't go totally nude but according to reports, she does bare a lot of skin.
The photos were shot by her long-time collaborates Markus Klinko and Indrani, who also helped with her Emancipation cover art. Source
Kimora Lee Simmons gets in Fight at Alicia Keys' Bday Party!
According to the New York Daily News
last week Wednesday...It was supposed to be Alicia Keys' 27th birthday party, but Kimora Lee Simmons took center stage when she got into a bizarre screaming fight with another woman Wednesday night.
The intimate fete at Bed started out mellow enough, with Keys hanging out with her boyfriend, Kerry (Krucial) Brothers, and pals like Clive Davis, Missy Elliott and Common. But minutes after everyone had sung "Happy Birthday," a shrill voice shattered the vibe.
"Get out of my face, b-!" shrieked Kimora, according to a witness.
Guests wheeled around to find the designing wife of rap mogul Russell Simmons yelling at a woman in jeans and a tan vest. "Kimora said that the woman had thrown a drink at her," says one attendee. "She didn't look wet to me. But security grabbed the girl and ushered her out."
Asked by another guest what the fight was about, the woman said, "She's jealous of me!"
The woman couldn't be reached yesterday. Kimora's rep described her as "a disrespectful fan" who "accosted" Simmons. One source added, "Kimora doesn't even know this person, but [the woman] constantly shows up at events where Kimora is expected. Frankly, it's a little scary. Kimora is looking into getting a restraining order."
Spike Lee's Version of Dreamgirls
I love Spike's movie School Daze. It's a classic movie that actually inspired me to attend my HBCU (shout out to Johnson C. Smith University). But when I ran across this video on Youtube just now it reminded me of Dreamgirls for some reason. Maybe it's the dresses???? Hmmmm....(object)
Trumpet Awards Pics
The 15th annual Trumpet Awards took place at the Bellagio January 22, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The awards show is a celebration of African-American achievement. Ummm..is it me or that a wet mop on top of Eric Benet's daughter India's head? NOT a good look. Where's Halle when you need her?
Robin Thicke's Wife is Paula Patton
Sorry Mom, but I just read this interview in Essence where Paula Patton (Think Denzel's Dejavu' & Outkast's Idlewild)was claiming her man Robin Thicke! They've been married for two years. So sweet. And get this, she's only been acting for 2 years!!! I find a secret joy in knowing that Robin, AKA the cutest white boy ever, is NOT married to an anorexic blonde, but that's just me. You go Paula!!(image)
Battle of the Morning Shows: Doug Banks vs Steve Harvey
Unfortunately, here in my wonderful city, our "hip hop & R&B" station WKKV V100, owned by Clear Channel, has decided to dump the hugely popular Doug Banks Morning Show
for the Steve Harvey Morning Show
. To put it mildly: People are PISSED! I've only listened to Steve's show a couple of times and it just wasn't funny-at all. It seems like it wants to be the Tom Joyner Morning Show (which already airs here on another station). Well, of course there is an online petition to bring the Doug Banks Morning Show back. Take a look at the petition HERE
which already has 1639 signatures. Despite the petition, I have a feeling we'll be stuck with Steve for a couple years. **sigh**
Who is Eddie Murphy's Real Life Character in Dreamgirls?
Folks keep emailing me and asking me who Eddie was playing in Dreamgirls. Here's the answer according to the Los Angeles Daily News...Character:
James "Thunder" Early (Eddie Murphy)Real-life counterpart:
Jackie Wilson/James Brown with a dash of Marvin GayeBackstory:
Early mixes the 1950s R&B of Wilson with 1960s soul power of Brown, with results that will be familiar to anyone who saw Murphy's Godfather of Soul sketches on "Saturday Night Live." Later, when Early attempts a social-message record a la Gaye's "What's Going On," he wears the same kind of crocheted hat that Gaye favored at the time.Complete Story
Miracle Bra or Boob Job?
It's hard for me to believe Paris JUST discovered the wonders of a push up bra. My gut is telling me somebody had a boob job, no? Spotted over at Dlisted