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Humor Columns, Limericks, Haiku, Light Verse & Satirical Poems By Madeleine Begun Kane (MadKane.com)



Last Build Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2018 00:23:24 +0000

 



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by Jeremy M Glass

Fri, 20 Apr 2018 00:23:24 +0000

A lady by the name of Ms Pease, Contracted mad bovine disease. From eating tainted meat, she now had clovened feet, And the urge to give her tits a little squeeze.



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by Lisi Nortman

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:37:37 +0000

HOOKED ON GOLF While in VOLVED in my SAL ient TEES I NO ticed a HEARSE near the TREES We were MAR ried twelve YEARS Then she JUST disap PEARS A MOM ent of SIL ence, Men, PLEASE



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by Tim James

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:22:19 +0000

If it's brains that you want, I'm the best; And my wit far outshines all the rest. But you'll soon come to see What's the best about me: I'm so humble. You'll be quite impressed.



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by Lisi Nortman

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 14:52:44 +0000

I have NO use for "LOVE Match Dot COM" All I WANT is a DATE for the PROM ! There is NO one, you SEE Good en OUGH for just ME So I'll STAY home with PER fect a PLOMB



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by Lisi Nortman

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 14:18:15 +0000

My MAIL order BRIDE was Miss " TEES" I SURE ly hoped THIS gal would PLEASE But THEN I had DOUBT Cause she WAS n't " checked OUT" And ar RIVED with damn WORMS, ticks and FLEAS



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by Lisi Nortman

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 13:56:13 +0000

"I'm REAL ly not TRY ing to TEASE So just GIVE me a C-note, Sir, PLEASE We've more CALL girls in TOWN And I'm START ing to DROWN Thus, I've HAD to in CREASE all my FEES"



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by Tony Holmes

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 07:13:59 +0000

As a lover Don Juan had no peer; He was feted by dames far and near. They would scold him, “Don’t tease! You’re so naughty! Now, please, Come and focus attention down here!”



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by Bob Dvorak

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 04:54:12 +0000

My son, in his 2's, pushing 3's Begs me, "Daddy, please help me out, please! "It's the AY-BEE-CEE song "That's just awfully long! "I can never get past AR-ESS-TEEs!" Actually, it's my grandson, who just turned two. And he's not singing the song yet. He's figured out that letters have names and that when you put the letters together they make a word (he adds a few new words each day). But if I stayed with reality I'd either not have a limerick, or I'd have a limerick with lousy meter! Hahaha.



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by P Diane Schneider

Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:09:30 +0000

THE EGO The Don exclaimed "Oh Jeeze!" "This job is such a breeze!" "I'll fix this place, 'Cause I'm the ace!" "That Mueller's such a tease!"



Comment on Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TEASE or TEAS or TEES at the end of any one line by Nate Levin

Wed, 18 Apr 2018 21:26:02 +0000

Some rich folks like elegant teas With napkins just so on their knees--- But other types still Take a posture more shrill And plague us--I mean our chief Sleaze.