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Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page



Published: 24 Apr 2018 23:25:01 -0000

Last Build Date: 24 Apr 2018 23:25:01 -0000

 



Edward Teller

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution."



Jane Wagner

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it."



Oscar Levant

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"So little time and so little to do."



Paula Poundstone

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name."



Evan Esar

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."



Bertrand Russell

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way."



Oscar Wilde

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers."



Dave Barry

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."



Benjamin Disraeli

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me."



Richard Feynman

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers."



Alfred E. Wiggam

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time."



H. L. Mencken

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another."