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People we can safely dislike #26

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 13:01:10 +0000

People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it’s always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly slows down. That lady who refuses to admit she misdialed you… again. Men who wear Crocs with business suits. Young men who think wearing a vest with a porkpie hat …






Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging

Fri, 07 Jul 2017 21:56:48 +0000

COMPANY: Adobe UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes REVIEW: Brevity, thy name is Adobe. Such an economy of words that even punctuation was deemed unnecessary. One thrills at the prospect of knowing with certainty that bugs will be fixed, lives will be spared, and hope restored to mankind. COMPANY: Mint UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes. REVIEW: The glove …



Scout Manure

Sat, 20 May 2017 11:50:33 +0000




These are your choices

Fri, 19 May 2017 13:09:50 +0000

These are your choices. What was the question?



Velociraptor, James Velociraptor

Sat, 29 Apr 2017 10:45:58 +0000




Caption Time, No. 557

Fri, 28 Apr 2017 10:43:22 +0000




In Russia, you don’t ski corn, corn skis you

Thu, 27 Apr 2017 10:40:43 +0000




Pudding

Wed, 26 Apr 2017 10:36:45 +0000

Millennials and Silent Generation: This is a Pink Floyd joke. As you were.



If not splush, then what is?

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 10:18:04 +0000