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Holy fucking shit, kid

Wed, 15 Nov 2017 12:16:39 +0000

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Caption Time, No. 558

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:11:38 +0000

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Call me Treebeard

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 22:00:34 +0000

FOUR YEAR OLD: “You know what would be so cool, Daddy?” ME: “What?” FOUR YEAR OLD: “If instead of a beard, you could grow a tree on your face.” THREE YEAR OLD: “That would not be good.” ME: “No?” THREE YEAR OLD: “It would be amazing.”

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People we can safely dislike #26

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 13:01:10 +0000

People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it’s always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly slows down. That lady who refuses to admit she misdialed you… again. Men who wear Crocs with business suits. Young men who think wearing a vest with a porkpie hat …

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Because Florida.

Fri, 21 Jul 2017 18:06:26 +0000

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Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging

Fri, 07 Jul 2017 21:56:48 +0000

COMPANY: Adobe UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes REVIEW: Brevity, thy name is Adobe. Such an economy of words that even punctuation was deemed unnecessary. One thrills at the prospect of knowing with certainty that bugs will be fixed, lives will be spared, and hope restored to mankind. COMPANY: Mint UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes. REVIEW: The glove …

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Scout Manure

Sat, 20 May 2017 11:50:33 +0000

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These are your choices

Fri, 19 May 2017 13:09:50 +0000

These are your choices. What was the question?

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Velociraptor, James Velociraptor

Sat, 29 Apr 2017 10:45:58 +0000

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Caption Time, No. 557

Fri, 28 Apr 2017 10:43:22 +0000

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