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Uncensored rants from a disgruntled internet marketer.



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Why A/B Testing Will Call Out the Online Marketing B.S. You’ve Learned

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:43:43 +0000

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Is your website optimized for your target audience? With a large amount of competition on virtually every industry, it’s important to tailor your website to immediately meet the needs of your audience. For visitors to get the most out of it, they must be satisfied with both the design and usability. A/B testing is a […]

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Did You Partner with Paul? Better Call Saul!

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:37:28 +0000

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Did you know that a $10 bill gets you books, and these books get you stacks of Benjamins and massive cleavage? Continue reading to discover how the Partner with Paul scheme works. If you have ever been scammed by a self-proclaimed guru, I have three words for you: “Better call Saul!” Saul Goodman will know […]

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Isn’t It Sad We Get Emails Like This?

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:15:05 +0000

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Here’s an email I received from MaxBounty not long ago: Hi Tim, News abounds in our industry of more networks either not paying their affiliates or closing their doors permanently. If you were working with one of these networks, I’d like to give you some peace of mind and invite you to move that traffic […]

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3 Keyword Research Strategies That Will Piss Off Your Competitors

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:09:55 +0000

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One of the very first steps when building a website or beginning an SEO campaign is keyword research. Offline, you don’t want to create a product that no one wants. Online, you don’t want to create content that no one wants. So you need to figure out what people are actually searching for and create […]

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MicrositeMasters: The Perfect Example of a Superior Product

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 19:51:29 +0000

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Plotting your SERP ranks, much like plotting crime locations in a movie, is essential. Ever since it was profitable to rank in search engines, people have been wanting to track their ranks. No matter if it was a clever computer programmer attempting to reverse-engineer Google’s algorithm, or a shady SEO charging clients $$$$ to rank […]

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MyBlogGuest – The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:37:15 +0000

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The concept of “guest blogging” has been around for many years, far longer than any gurus have been preaching it. It’s the online equivalent of submitting an article for your school’s newspaper where you reveal where the cafeteria food really comes from, making you the most popular kid in school (if you exclude jocks, good […]

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Fake It Till You Make It: The Best Deals on Tweets, Facebook Likes, and More!

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:33:47 +0000

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Internet marketing has come a long, long way in the past few years. Just contrast today to what it used to be like… Back when I was a kid, I had to walk 3 miles in the snow, uphill, to get to the library where I could use a computer. I had to read real […]

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I Hate Gurus!

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 03:15:36 +0000

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I really hate self-proclaimed internet marketing gurus. That’s why I blog. So I can make fun of them at my leisure. If you read my blog, you’ll save money and have a good laugh. And then your bank account will be overflowing and there will be a Rolls Royce parked in the driveway of your […]

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What Book Actually Contains Internet Marketing Advice for Beginners?

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:07:05 +0000

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[Warning: This post contains actual advice, rather than my typical sarcasm. If not being offended offends you, read a different post.] Since I berate every book released by a self-proclaimed internet marketing guru, I’m often asked, “is there any book out there that will teach me the basics?” It’s a fair question. Books are a […]

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The Tale of Goldilinks and the Three Google Pandas

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:33:41 +0000

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Once upon a time, there was a young webmaster named Goldilinks. One afternoon after work, she decided to go for a walk in the metropolis. After walking all through the San Francisco Bay Area, she made it to lovely Mountain View. At this point, she didn’t know what her websites were doing, so she was […]

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