Mon, 11 May 2009 09:43:03 -0800Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One da
Fri, 08 May 2009 12:35:05 -0800Where everything is going wrong!Well, at least the sun is shining
Tue, 05 May 2009 09:31:05 -0800Don't do this...(note: if picture doesn't appear, it was quite cute)
Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:14:13 -0800- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?- Why is it that doctors call what they do "p
Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:02:28 -0800Need a Paddle?
Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:39:27 -0800The Saga of Public Bathrooms ... When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under th
Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:46:37 -0800The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. -Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like
Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:18:31 -0800Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 130 years old if he were alive today.Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage d
Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:01:12 -0800All You Pervs and Pervettes!
Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:24:39 -0800A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replied,"Don't even go there! From what little I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!
Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:01:49 -0800The US Economy (unlike Europe, where there is more financial responsibility)is based upon individuals spending money they don't have on things they don't need...The events of the past six months have
Thu, 26 Mar 2009 07:36:18 -0800It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a ma
Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:35:25 -0800Now that Dubya is out of office, researchers can get on about their business of advancing science into the 21st century, more specifically advances using stem cell research.This morning, I watched the
Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:20:45 -08001. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin.. How many mofos can Ramon ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?2. Ler
Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:14:09 -0800About a month ago, I decided that I no longer could stomach watching TV or cable news. It was as if my brain had reached overload and I simply found the news each day to be terribly depressing. So her
Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:52:50 -0800I'm never online at night anymore ....But it did dawn on me tonight that I have been a member here for almost 4 1/2 years .... and I knew so many people from here who have come into and gone out of my
Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:03:34 -0800A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and
Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:51:52 -0800Onlytwomoredays!
Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:15:08 -0800Xanax
Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:05:16 -0800The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man rep