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Last Build Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2016 12:26:51 +0000


Don’t Come Home From Book Group With Lovin’ on Your MindCon ChapmanImage result for don't come home from drinkin with lovin on your mindImage result for book groupImage result for book group

Wed, 28 Sep 2016 12:07:47 +0000

(with apologies to Loretta Lynn) Well you thought I’d be waitin’ up when you came home last night You’d been out with all the girls and you ended up half tight. But books and chardonnay… More(image)

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Juan Jose Guiraldes, Boston Jaywalking CopCon Chapman

Tue, 27 Sep 2016 11:37:49 +0000

BOSTON. This city, often referred to as the “Athens of America,” sometimes by non-residents, is famous for many things; the invention of the telephone by Alexander Graham Bell, the first use of ether to remove… More(image)

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Big Book of Presbyterian Humor Due in Stores TodayCon Chapman

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 12:00:26 +0000

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. Molly Yardnal is a stocking clerk at the Barnes & Noble book store in this suburb of Boston who’s finding it hard to do her job now that students have returned to local… More(image)

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SUV Skills Give Soccer Moms Monster Truck EdgeCon Chapman

Sun, 25 Sep 2016 13:33:31 +0000

STAFFORD SPRINGS, Connecticut. Tori Carrington is a mother of three with a black labrador retriever named “Boots” and a pick-up and drop-off schedule that reads like a cab dispatcher’s log. “I’ve got so much stuff to haul… More(image)

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Releasing Your Inner BigfootCon Chapman

Sat, 24 Sep 2016 15:36:01 +0000

Dorothy Parker once observed that Katherine Hepburn’s emotional range ran the gamut from “A” to “B”.          “A”                 “B”   The average man’s mid-life crisis doesn’t even get that far. There is the Automotive (sports cars),… More(image)

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Consuela Translates the Languages of LoveCon ChapmanImage result for spanish fanImage result for colored paper clipsImage result for little rascals high sign

Fri, 23 Sep 2016 12:41:00 +0000

Dear Ones– In olden times–much oldener than Consuela–lovers used secret languages to communicate in order to escape detection.  Thus in the XIX century, or maybe it was the XVIII, I don’t remember which, languid ladies… More(image)

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Among the Stoned Lab RatsCon Chapmanmouseaudenbarryhendrixtennyson

Thu, 22 Sep 2016 11:39:12 +0000

An experiment at the University of British Columbia found that tetrohydrocannabinol (THC), one of the active ingredients in marijuana, turned even hard-working rats into slackers.                     The Wall Street Journal It was Sunday night and me and… More(image)

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A Day on the Campaign Trail With the Fruit-in-Bra CandidateCon Chapman

Wed, 21 Sep 2016 12:58:11 +0000

               A Cambridge man who has appeared on local cable access TV wearing a white brassiere filled with fruit is running for office.                                                   The Boston Globe Just forty-eight days until election day.  It sounds like… More(image)

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The Last Days of the Lab RatsCon Chapman

Tue, 20 Sep 2016 11:42:47 +0000

               Bioengineers are trying to replace the lowly lab mouse with insentient but biologically sophisticated substitutes.                                                                             The Boston Globe It was getting late, and I was getting frustrated.  I’d been stuck in a blind… More(image)

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