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Published: Sat, 30 Mar 2013 03:27:29 +0000

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410 - It's Time

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 03:27:29 +0000

"A man's got to know his limitations." -Clint Eastwood, Magnum Force. A man has to know when it's time to let something go. And our time has come. Our appololgies for our long absence, and for the much longer absence to come. It's been a great ride. We'll see you for our final episode in a month or so.

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409 - The 7th Circle

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 04:06:20 +0000

4 More years. That's how long it felt like it was going to take when I was sitting in line at the Special Collections Unit at the Maryland DMV. Also, what would you give to go back and do your 4 years of High School all over again? And, oh yeah. Obama.

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408 - Back from the Grave

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 03:52:25 +0000

Sorry for the delay. Between a baby, a lost episode and general ineptitude, we have been gone for a while but we hope to be back on a more regular basis. This episode deals with sophisticated topics like blowjobs from two headed girls, and mentally challenged people fighting lions for your entertainments. It's good to be back. Side note: the embedded photo for the episode is the result of shooting hollowpoint bullets into water. Fucking rad.

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407 - The New Arrival

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 04:35:03 +0000

Sorry about that folks. We had to take a little bit of time off for the arrival of a new member of the GC family. But we're back now and the episodes will hopefully continue to flow. Not much else to say here. But I hope you enjoy.

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406 - Raptor Week

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 04:13:15 +0000

Today is a day of a couple of hypothetical scenarios. Also, we posted a picture of an apparently "innocent" young American girl that one of our European listeners happens to have met. $30K for doing nothing? Maybe not as easy as it sounds. Wanna see the original Reddit thread where this came up? You can find it here:

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405 - Vegas Redux

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 05:23:21 +0000

Other Jeff joins us for what turns out to be a review of some of our Vegas exploits. What would you give up to hang out with a group of 5 girls for several hours? Good question.

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404 - Zombie Nation

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 23:22:44 +0000

Work on your cardio gentlemen. The end is near.

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403 - Live from Vegas

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:45:00 +0000

The title kind of said it all doesn't it? This is from night 2 of Anonymous' bachelor party from Las Vagas. It's got many of the characters you know and have come to love, and a new one who fucking hate's his new nickname. Fair warning, it was recorded via voice memo into open air through the iPhone, so quality isn't as good as usual, but I was fairly impressed. Hope you enjoy.

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402 - The Team

Fri, 11 May 2012 04:20:09 +0000

This week, we open with a few items of note and then get immediately into some of our nominations for the The Team. You guys came up with some great ideas for our international death squad, what was most suprising was how many similar nominations there were. We'd love to hear any other ideas that you have, send them on to

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401 - Checking Off the Boxes

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:43:18 +0000

We open with some sports. NHL Playoffs, NFL Draft, America's wild and uncurable addiction to racism. Well, that's not technically a sport. Yet. But give fox a few years. They'll figure out a way to format it. Also we crown a GuyCast Ultimate Guy of the Week (Which is long. Excuse us on that one) and talk about reason's women don't like you. Or us, for that matter. Enjoy.

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400 - A Scenario for Your Consideration

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:10:18 +0000

We would like your feedback on a hypothetical question contained within. E-mail us your response at Need clarification? Drop us a line. Enjoy.

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399 - Welcome to GC6

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 07:11:56 +0000

So this is the first episode from the sixth official Guycast Studio. So it's cheating a little. Same house different room. But this does mark the beginning of a new era here. The new studio has a new layout and a different vibe. Also we saw Hunger games at midnight because we're teenage girls.

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398 - GuyCast Book of Sexual World Records

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 05:09:10 +0000

It's always been a dream of mine to hold a competition in which people come from around the world to compete in events of the upmost sexual depravity. That's probably because I'm a weirdo who things about these things. But tell me that wouldn't at least get a few million hits on youtube. Also, finding an image for a show about "Sex Records" is really difficult.

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396 - GC Fantasy Wrap Up

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 05:08:37 +0000

We go through our 2011 GuyCast Fantasy Football champion's final email, and talk about some of the issues that came up and might be fixed next year. If you're interested in this, please enjoy. If you don't like sports or are from Europe, feel free to skip this one.

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397 - A Man Has Got to Know His Limitations

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 07:23:34 +0000

First thing's first. New Website! . That it all. Anyway, other Jeff joins us to discuss male birth control, Snookie (kinda), The 2012 Oscar winner for best picture (SPOILER ALERT: It sucks balls). Full Metal Jousting, banging hookers, porn staring cops, and probably some other shit I don't even remember. Enjoy.

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395 - Baby on Board

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 22:50:18 +0000

It's amazing how this show has remained a constant in our lives over the last several years. I can't even imagine what it's been like waching from the outside. Anyway, contained within is yet another step on the path that has been Guycast. Enjoy.

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394 - That's right, Woodchuck-chuckers

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:37:34 +0000

This may be the most absurd sketch, and I use that term very loosely, that we've ever done on here. There was rum involved, and I appologize in advance for the results.

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393 - The Sixth Element

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:36:44 +0000

It's what has become a semi-annual tradition around here where we spend the better part of an hour droning on about this years movies. This is the one where we talk mostly about movies that suck.

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392 - The Year of the Pope

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:22:08 +0000

The final results from the 2011 GC Fantasy Football league are in. And we may have an upset. Other than that, it's mostly Tristan screaming about Tim Tebow. Mostly because he's dissapointed in his idiot friends. Can you guys see through the thin guise of my writting these in third person yet? You can, can't you. Shit.

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391 - Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:20:27 +0000

Other Jeff joins us for what could have easily been a trip down memory lane, had we done massive doses of cocaine and been unbeleivable retards in our youth.

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390 - Big Booty Bitches

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:02:46 +0000

Let's put this on front street: Skyrim may not help the delivery rate of this show. But you get this one, at least, so be thankful for that. YOu ungrateful prick. Also, we talk about the raddest innovation in future gaming we've seen in a long time. Any a guy who injected roofing tar into someone's ass. That too.

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389 - We're Too Old for This Shit

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 02:28:03 +0000

So Skyrim came out last week, and I'm gonna be up front on this one: This may be the last one of these. Cause it's really good. In other news: Penn State. Ugh.

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388 - MVDs - Most Valuable Drinkers

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 02:27:20 +0000

Sometimes you gotta take it upon yourself to take the whole party up a notch. Some people call that Charisma. Other's call it alcoholism. Whatever it may be, the GuyCast heroes have it. It's frankly amazing they made it back from New Orleans alive.

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387 - Insert Lame Steve Jobs Joke

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 02:26:32 +0000

Lets play good news bad news. Good news is: the iPhone 4s is out. The bad news is: It's battery life is less that half of the previous generation. It will require twice daily charging. Just kidding. But wouldn't that be awful? Seriously though, Steve Jobs is dead. That's the bad news. But it doesn't seem quite as bad now right?

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386 - And so it begins...again

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 01:12:42 +0000

The NFL season is here once again, so we talk about that a little bit. But if you're not a sports fan, no worries! Pretty soon we make fun of a disabled kid, so you have that to look forward to!

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384 - Earthquakes, Hurricanes and Race Wars, oh my!

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 04:38:45 +0000

Question: What if Michael Vick were white? Answer: Who gives a shit? I guess that's technically another questions. But these and other burning questions answered on this weeks riveting episode of the GuyCast.

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385 - GuyCast Fantasy Draft 2011

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 04:30:55 +0000

Other Jeff and Susan join us once again for this years GuyCast Fantasy Football Draft. 9 out of 10 of our guys were there to make their picks. Mr. Wizzard was a dick and decided not to show. If he hadn't been such a quality contributor over the years, we would be disbatching a high level assasin or homeless guy to take his life. Enjoy.

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GC Fantasy Football 2011 Announcement

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 02:51:15 +0000

Draft - Thursday August 25, 2011. 9 PM Eastern Standard Time. Want in?

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383 - Applause

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 04:08:48 +0000

We recap a weekend filled with man shit, but more importantly, Mr. Wizzard asks us for advice on breakups. And with a room full of fucked up individuals like this one, there's plenty of "advice" to be had. And drunkeness. And mostly just lots and lots of bullshit.

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382 - Shoulda Maybe Gone to Rehab

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 04:07:31 +0000

Amy Whinehouse is dead. Suprise suprise. We talk some movies. Pretty standard stuff here. Almost 400 episodes. Why do I even still write these?

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381 - Follow the Bouncing Ball Pics

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 03:20:53 +0000

Marc with a 'C' from the Face Off Hockey Radio Show joins us for an hour long festival of rape jokes and general frivolity. Warning, stories involving penis removal and batman are contained within.

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380 - Grumpy Old Men

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 03:38:34 +0000

So the guys pretty much complain about modern culture for a half hour. Google plus. The Justice System. And the modern system for cutting movie trailers are on the firing line. I hope you enjoy Curmujins. I don't know i that's how you spell that. I'm gonna go with "probably not".

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379 - F*ck Bitches, Get Money

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 03:23:36 +0000

A $25K bar tab. An epic drunken weekend by our friend Steve. War Dogs. And in in depth discussion on the deep dark depression that has for too long clouded Sports Bird's life. What the fuck else could you want?

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378 - The Internets iz Not Wut it Seemz

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 03:21:11 +0000

Ryan Dunn got drunk and got dead. Beyond that, we talk about a documentary Adam saw called Catfish. Discussion ensues.

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377 - A Bold Manuever

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 01:31:11 +0000

Admitting that you quit your job over tension with your previous boss? Risky. Admitting that you spent the last year running an online Head Shop? Bold. Very, very Bold.

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376 - Failure to Terminate

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 01:25:42 +0000

Arnold Schwarzenegger had a kid with an ugly hispanic house maid. That's pretty much all there is to this one.

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375 - Tasteless part duex

Thu, 19 May 2011 00:32:26 +0000

We finally get to the old inbox. Talk a little more about the PSN hacking. Recap the Childish Gambino Show. And, oh yeah, Osamba Bin Laden is dead. We may chat about that for a minute or two.

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374 - Title Creation Error 8801 - User Sucks

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:37:27 +0000

I couldn't come up with a good title to this weeks episode. What follows is the rambling sentence that came about as a result of the process...We Lost an episode because it didn't save to The Social Network that was probably hooked up to Playstations Network that failed because it was probably attacked by ZOmbies and they couldn't get any help because their cellphones were all jammed by Cage Fighters...

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373 - The Great Divide

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 00:53:09 +0000

Is between those who remember Disney Afternoon, and those who are young enough not to.  The divide is vast. For those of you who don't, I highly reccomend picking up the first season of Darkwing Duck on DVD, at least.

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372 - My Name is Richie

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 04:50:12 +0000

Strap in. What begins as a standard recap of animal escapes from New York zoos and such, but culminates with one of our favorite stories from our mispent youth. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

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371 - The Day the Laughter (And Some Japanese People) Died

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 02:08:33 +0000

Phoenix is back from the brink of death. Charlie Sheen continues on his warpath. Tristan made it back from PAX East. And Japan is falling into the god damn ocean. And Gilbert Gotfried loast his job as the voice of a cartoon duck because of some jokes. Way to go, pussies.

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370 - Haven't you Sheen My Movies?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 02:07:19 +0000

This one may have been better enjoyed in the days following Charlie Sheen's epic public meltdown. In the weeks following, maybe not so much. I'm gonna go ahead and take a shot and say by the time you hear this, he's dead. And this comedy is no longer in good taste.

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369 - Welcome Our New Robot Overlords

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 02:05:16 +0000

Our Post superbowl show. Wow...This late posting has really gotten out of hand hasn't it... My Bad.

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368 - Charles, No!

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:16:00 +0000

We talk a little about why nice guys suck, and Charlie Sheen helps illustrate our point. Susan joins us to talk about why girls hate everyone. And the Superbowl is this weekend. But really, who gives a fuck?

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Fri, 04 Feb 2011 02:04:31 +0000

Sony has "launched" their new portable gaming system. And by "launched" I mean "Let the awesomeness of it's features wash over us for a few weeks" before announcing that it's "going to be powered by a small nuclear battery and cost a billion dollars". Wait, that last part shouldn't have been in quotes. Because that's actually true.

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366 - Three Way Onramp

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 01:40:33 +0000

I have written and re-written what was meant to go in this space at least 5 times now, and I realized. It's just not that important. So this, instead of my ramblings, I present to you the first entry that comes up when you search for "Blowjob Joke" in google: One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?" The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."

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365 - Keep the Ball Pics Coming

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 01:29:41 +0000

The word is in, and dozens of pictures of guys balls have found their way to Jeff's phone. Please do not stop this. If I die tomorrow and the only thing I contributed to society is that Jeff gets pictures of sack sent to his phone for the next decade, I'll consider it a life well spent.

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364 - Distractions

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 01:28:11 +0000

Look. I'm gonna level with you. I've been trying to put together shows for the last hour, and watch The Wild Wonderful Whites of West Virginia at the same time. This shit ain't happening, cuz this film is completely out of hand. I'm sure this episode was good. Just enjoy it, along with the embeded picture of this hot cowgirl chick, and then go watch that movie. Immediately.

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363 - Cultural Sensitivity

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 01:26:49 +0000

What's in a word. If that word is faggot. Apparently a lot. Today the boys discuss a point that originated on The Joe Rogan podcast. It's not the first time a point like this was discussed, and the last time we discussed it in regards to the N word, a very nice man called in and threatened to kill my dog, I think. This should go well. Oh, and Mexico is an abandoned Hell hole.

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362 - Unanswered Questions

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 01:09:00 +0000

Sometimes the journalists of our times get it right. They ask all the right questions. They probe and followup in a way that gets all the answers. But sometimes, they don't ask the important shit. That's where we come in. I mean, that's where they came in. The miners, I mean. Just listen.

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361 - Send Balls to 410-570-4714

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 18:40:39 +0000

This is not a joke. You need to send picture messages of your balls to that number. 410-570-4714. Your balls, your friends balls, your girlfriends balls. It doesn't matter. Or just call and tell him to suck your balls, I don't care. The point is, he must be punished for what he has done.

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360 - Big Hits and Big Pussies

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 18:39:26 +0000

Tristan and Fenix disagree about the importance of big hits and football. Fenix is clearly wrong. And it's good to be the one who writes the show descriptions.

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359 - The Panel.mp3

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:35:55 +0000

Susan brings over a couple of her lady friends to sit in for this week. And they pull no punches. Not sure about the audio quality on this one, but we had a good time, and that's really all that matters, isn't it?

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358 - Mommy and Daddy Are Fighting.mp3

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:33:18 +0000

This is a weird one.  It starts out incredibly nerdy, discussing the oddities of the universe and our own mortality, etc. And then we take a break. And things get awkward. The explanation lies within. Enjoy.

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355 - 2010 GuyCast Fantasy Draft Show.mp3

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:31:04 +0000

We had a couple of requests for this one, so we put it up anyway. Might be interesting to listen to who we thought made good picks, now that we're 6 weeks into the season...

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357 - Halo Reach Around

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 00:37:35 +0000

The NFL has begun again, and between that and the release of Halo:Reach, we haven’t really done a whole lot with our lives lately. Oh wait. Absolutely nothing has changed.

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356 - Backup Your Shit

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 00:34:08 +0000

When I think back at all the computers that have failed during the short and illustrious lifespan of our show, I do nothing but shake my head and cry. I guess what I’m saying here is the hard drive on my computer failed. We saved the show, but the file that tells me what we talked about is gone. And I can’t remember a thing. Hope it doesn’t suck...

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353 - Two Guys Awful Things

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 05:18:00 +0000

So it starts off nice. Fantasy Football. The Guycast Dick Sucking Weight Loss Challenge begins. And then it just goes to terrible, terrible places.

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352 - Premature

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:52:00 +0000

Well ain't that a bitch. We did a solid a half hour on old school video games and you guys only get the first 10 minutes. Life's a bitch sometimes.

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351 - If He Was President

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 00:38:00 +0000

So a guy who used to get high and write music with Lauren Hill thinks that because he mentions Haiti on the radio a few times that he's qualified to run a small country in the midst of Disaster recovery. I heard next year Jude Law wants to be queen of england, and the lead singer for Ramstein is running for Fuhrer of Germany. That's what they have right? A Furher? Or is each leader just called Hitler something. Y'know, like Ceaser? 

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350 - Farewell JTMJS

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 00:37:00 +0000

Josh the Mad Jew Scientist joins us before his move out to join the likes of the Kansas Jay Hawks for grad school. Along the way we discuss some things. alot. I hope you like talking about Dave Matthews and rape. Cause that's what you get here...

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349 - CrackJack

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 00:50:00 +0000

Fenix has returned from yet another gambling binge (yes we're trying to get him help) and this time he shed some light on some of the finer points of being a dick at the Blackjack table.

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348 - I Have No Idea

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:30:00 +0000

You thought the last one was bad. I don't even have notes on this one. It could just be the sound of Adam jerking it next to the mic for 40 minutes.  Haha, yeah right. Like he could go that long. Here's to hoping it doesn't suck.

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347 - Mel And Lindsay I Think

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:29:00 +0000

I'm gonna be honest here. Normally after we finish a show, I take the notes from my master sheet and move the topics we talked about to another document specifically to the episode. Long story shot. I got drunk and kinda didn't do that. What I'm left with is a shee that says two names. Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan. odds are good we talked about these people, but I don't really remember. Here's to hoping it's not 30 minutes of silence.

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346 - TwiHard with a Vengenge

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 23:56:00 +0000

We're such assholes. Somehow we allowed talk about the new Twilight movie to hijack, like, 15 minutes of our show about Guy stuff. We should just put guns in our mouths and end it. We are SO BAD at this sometimes. Anyway. The iPhone 4 came out. and we saw splice. But in the face of the first part of the show, who really cares?  Thanks for listening, we understand if you don't come back.

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345 - Post Mortem

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 23:55:00 +0000

The GC Gentlemen are back from vacation/Vegas/being lazy.  Among other thigs, we wrap up out OBX Exploits, Adam recaps a "Work" week in Vegas. Tristan bitches about the World Cup (Suprise!). Gary Coleman is dead. And Adam introduces a new rating system for girls in the wild.  Enjoy

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344 - Ice Ice Baby

Fri, 28 May 2010 04:46:00 +0000

A new game is discovered. The "Guy Code" is examined. And we finally saw Iron Man 2. AKA The greatest sequel ever made. well, that's cleary not true. I guess that's probably Terminator 2, followed by Empire Strikes Back, and then Spiderman 2. And Rocky 4. Then maybe Iron Man 2. But Probably not. Hmm...maybe we should discuss this on the show instead of me writting about it stream-of-consciousness style in the description. Oh well, next time maybe. Enjoy!

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343 - Get Back in The Game

Thu, 27 May 2010 00:32:00 +0000

One hour and Forty Minutes. Orignal Jeff is here. Drinks are flowing. We're talking about chicks. I can't be any clearer about this. If you can fight through the part about health care, it's one of our best shows in a long time.

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342 - Pwnd

Thu, 20 May 2010 01:24:00 +0000

An audio file about an hour in leangth created by two idiots for your enjoyment. Proceed.

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341 - Don't Call it a comeback

Tue, 11 May 2010 23:46:00 +0000

We've Been Here for Years...

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340 - A Terrible List of Date Movies

Mon, 03 May 2010 01:41:00 +0000

We go back to the well one too many times. We try to cover top ten date movies. But this list fucking blows. They can't all be winners I guess. Our appologies in a advance.

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339 - Ten Signs You're Dating a Homeless Person

Mon, 03 May 2010 01:40:00 +0000

In addition to a little bit of draft talk, we get into a discussion based on a article from What begins as "Top Ten Signs You're Too Good for Her" quickly degrades into top ten signs that you're dating either a) a bitch or b) some kind of feminine hobo.

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338 - The Most Dangerous Prey

Mon, 03 May 2010 01:39:00 +0000

If there was a no penalty, and the guy was a prisoner or a hobo or something, would you hunt a human? Like, in the wild. He's armed with a handgun with one clip and is on foot. You get a jeep, an AR-15 and 50 rounds. Would you do it? I don't think we actually discuss this scenario in the episode. I just thought of it and thought it was interesting. See, further incentive you read these descriptions. Moments of introspection.

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337 - Dear John

Mon, 03 May 2010 01:38:00 +0000

We dedicate this one exclusively to some of your farewell e-mails. I don't really have anything else clever to add to this one. Ummm, Fenix died last night. In a fiery car wreck. No, no. Don't be sad, he's in a better place now. Unless he's in hell. That's probably not better. Fingers crossed I guess!

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336 - Jessica Simpson is a Lying Liar

Mon, 03 May 2010 01:36:00 +0000

We begin our dark spiral toward the end with an examination of the latest issue of Marie Claire Magazine and their latest issue in which they insist Jessica Simpson is not wearing makeup. We're here to let you know, that's bullshit, and Jessica Simpson is a bitch. That is all.

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335 - The Beginning of The End

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 00:56:00 +0000


No Description this week. I'd ruin the suprise. Answers are contained within. Listen at your own risk. Better to burn out than to fade away.


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334 - Consensual Assault

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:53:00 +0000

Can you rape someone who's okay with it?  The answer lies within. The Oscars happened. And St. Patrick's day is upon us. And one of the Cories from that shitty eighties vampire movie is dead. I don't remember which one. The one with drugs. Whichever one that is. Nothing else to see here, the goodness is contained within.


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333 - Fistful of Butterflies

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:23:00 +0000

Sad Pheonix is back. Fuck. The boys discover Chat Roulette. A Killer whale fucking kills someone. Imagine that. A guy named Boner is dead now. And Mr. Wizzard write a review on I Hope Serve Been in Hell.

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332 - Its a Stupid Sport Anyway

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:22:00 +0000

Tristan goes a little off of the rails this week in denouncing lugging (Louging?, Lugeing? who the fuck knows. it's not a real word anyway) as some kind of suicide sport. He says some things he probably shouldn't have. Kevin Smith has been deemed too fat to fly. And Tiger has finally appologized for his addiction to white girls.

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331 - 40 Minutes on the iPad

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:21:00 +0000

Well, the title pretty much says it all. Sometimes our inner nerd just reaches up and grabs a hold of a show and doesn't let go. Enjoy anyway.

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330 - Define Phantom

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:09:00 +0000

Marc extends his stay with us as we dip into the GC Male bag. We've recieved a slew of first time e-mails from listeners around the world complaining about how we don't do enough shows. I suppose they also provide a few stories, but all we hear is criticism. We're fragile like that, though. Also, by this point we'd been drinking for almost a full half day, and this is one of the most horrifyingly graphic shows we've done in a while. But here we just call it Old School.

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329 - The Knuckle Puck

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:08:00 +0000

Marc from the Faceoff Hockey Show joins us for an impromptu Sunday show. And it goes a little something like this...

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328 - Tales From The Electronic Gaming Emporium

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 02:38:00 +0000

Welcome back from the holidays. We start of the new year with actual new content, unlike most other media outlets who spent the last two weeks running Best Of's, we skipped the middle man and provided no content at all. But now we're back and ready to provide details of Tristan's work history. Fascinating. How often do you finish an Episode of Guycast and ask yourself 'Was that really the best thing I could've done with my time?'. Me? I ask myself that all the time. Enjoy.

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327 - Bump and Grind Redux

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:43:00 +0000

Exactly 100 episodes ago, we did one of my favorite segments in GC History. We read the story of young man who loved to fuck his car. Yep, no typo there. Thank god BBC America decided that this subject deserved it's own Documentary. And it's worth every minute of your life you spend watching. Enjoy. Oh yeah. Chris Henry is probably dead now. Wow. Weird.

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326 - Man Date

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:58:00 +0000

It's been a while but we're back. I can't even begin to describe some of the places this goes, but let's just say that Fenix and Tristan shared a very special moment late on normal Saturday night. It still makes me shiver when I think about it.

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325 - AntiSocial Networking

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:57:00 +0000

Anonymous and Other Jeff join us this evening. It's an interesting study in listening to worlds oldest young men rail against social networking in all its past, present and future forms. But these guys barely like people in really life, so it's not hard to figure out why they hate facebook

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324 - One Shining Moment

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:21:00 +0000

We take the time to highlight college basketball's gayest moment every year. And then for the rest of the time, we try and help one of our loyal listeners navigate the densly populated minefield known as the friend zone. And we talk about putting your dick in hot buttery popcorn. Not gay at all.

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323 - Out of His Gourd

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:15:00 +0000

We once again revisit the semi-coherent ramblings of one of Fenix's favorite drunken aquantences. Aaaand a bunch of people got killed in Texas...that's not funny at all. But, Gourds though. That makes it better, right. Gourds? HA! It's comedy folks. It's a coping mechanism. Fucking relax. I hope you get killed.

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322 - Cross Section

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:15:00 +0000

World series? Meh. The continued collapse of Fenix's beloved Redskins? Eh. Cartoon Porn? Now THERE'S something we can all get behind.

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321 - Blowjobs FTW

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:16:00 +0000

This segment is going to sound just dry-asspoudingly-gay if taken out of context. But fuck you. This is important god damn work we're doing. This is one of the first segments I suggest cutting up, burning to CD, and giving to your girlfriend for Christmas. But title it like it's a cute mix CD "Mike and Diane's X-Mas 2009 Mix" or some shit. She puts it in to her cars CD Player on the way to return gifts with her mom, and boom! She's better at blowjobs, now. Your Welcome. You and your Dad.

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320 - SortaNormal Activity

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:15:00 +0000

Pretty straight forward here. Paranormal Activity. We saw it. We approve. The Redskins. We've watched them. We dissaprove. Da Ticklah is Undefeated in Fantasy. We approve. Susan is the Leading scorer. Remember what I said? Remember what I said if she wins. GuyCast. Over. See if I'm kidding. I might as well just rubberband up my nuts and slice them off with a whisk...or some other dull inneffective kitchen tool. I'll think about that. Since you guys can't seem to man up and get it done. Fuck.

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319 - Change of Plans

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:14:00 +0000

Well, we were all set for a great couple of show. Original Jeff, Other Jeff, Fenix and myself were all ready to get together, have some drinks, and say spray some wildly innapropriate shit out onto the interwebs...needless to say, there was a change of plans.

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318 - Drugs Part III

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:02:00 +0000

Let's play a game called Good News Bad News. Good News. Jeff is back. Hooray! Bad News. He's addicted to drugs. Booo! Anyway, what follows is a long, kinda painful conversation about hihs eventual decent into 3 days of drug indused madness. Wow. If you enjoyed part II, you'll probably love part III.

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317 - A Mans Home

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:16:00 +0000

These stories come across the news desk here at GC every once a while, but rarely do they end up with the intruder quite so...dead. Also we discuss a highschool teams 83-0 manhandling of a rival school, and Kanye West's kind hearted and thoughtfull treatment of Taylor Swift.

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316 - E Mailathon

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:14:00 +0000

Here it is, the longest episode in GuyCast history. What started as an innocent attempt at answering a few e-mails, ends up as almost a two hour trip down the road of more topics than I can write about here. We hope to one of these again soon, but until then. Enjoy this.

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315 - GuyCast Fantasy Draft

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:42:00 +0000

If you don't like Football, Fantasy Football, or GuyCast, Then you can probably skip this one. It's a recording of four out of ten of us participating in our innaugural Fantasy Draft. Hope it's marginally entertaining.

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314 - Killin Nazis

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:41:00 +0000

This one's all over the map. To Start off with, Adam's GF Ali is in the studio for this one, but you can't really tell. Susan, however is also in studio. And you can, in fact, tell. There is lively debate on the merits of Quinten "Cut Trailers to look like the movie is about something that it's not really about" Tarentino's new movie "Spelled Incorrectly because that makes me seem edgy", also known by it's french title "Not really about killing Nazi's at all, mostly about tense conversations over tables." And by lively debate, I mean Tristan thinking the movie was shitty, and Adam being suprised by how upset Tristan is by the whole thing. Also Ted Kennedy is dead. Big day.

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313 - Sportgasm

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:04:00 +0000

It's that time of year again where we get real, real deep into the world of sports.  News out of the NFL, NCAA, Jail, and of course, it's the time of year again where Bret "The Worlds Biggest Attention Whore" Farve has decided to come out of retirement.   So enjoy the update, and for those of you interested, stay tuned for the GC Fantasy Draft on Wednesday Sept. 2 at 10 pm EST.

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312 - Finally Fantasy Football

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:30:00 +0000

Big day here for the guys. Michael Vick signs with the Philly Eagles, Billy Mays was a drug addict.  John Hughes is dead now. Sad Face. Adam made it back from the third world in one piece. And Tristan takes a big hit for his convictions by swearing off Fox.  In other News, GuyCast will be starting up a fantasy football league this year.  Hit us up at if you wanna play.

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