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Wed, 17 Jan 2018 11:55:13 +0000

  BUT DON’T DESPAIR, THIS DAY WILL BE THEIR DAMNEDEST DAY Nah, nah. Nope. Nu-uh. No way. Noooooooo sirreeeee. Nup. No-ew. Nein, Not in the slightest. No thanks. Nup. Not feeling this blurb today. No. It’s a magical week boys and girls! A special week. A SILENCE! week! And Gary Lactus & The Beast [...]

Batman ’66: Shoot a Crooked Arrow/Walk the Straight and Narrow

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 00:01:39 +0000

What’s The Story? The Archer, a Robin Hood-themed criminal who uses trick arrows to perform his crimes, has been stealing cash from the rich, including from Bruce Wayne, and then giving it away to get the public to support him. After he’s caught, the poor people of Gotham gather together their pennies in order to [...]

Batman: The Movie

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 15:54:27 +0000

(I stopped posting these a year and a bit ago, due to health stuff. I’m doing better now, so I’m going to post the ones that I only posted to Patreon here, then continue with the rest of the series as I intended to). What’s The Story? Batman and Robin are called out to investigate [...]


Thu, 04 Jan 2018 11:59:05 +0000

  BY THE TIME WE GOT TO OSLO, THE SNOW WAS GONE My New Year’s Resolution: 1) Write better blurbs Ok…let’s… Ok. No wait. Here we go…no. Wait. I GOT IT! It’s… No hold on. Ummm. Ok. Scrap that. Can I make a different resolution. My New Year’s Resolution (Take 2): 1) Quit this blurb-writing [...]

The Crisis Project: Issue One

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 21:12:05 +0000

I’ve — sort of — fallen out of love with comics. I’ve had periods like this in the past — in my late teens/early twenties I didn’t read any comics for a few years. Then I started again in 2003ish, and the weekly trip to the comic shop became an important thing. And then… it [...]


Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:20:13 +0000

 IF THERE’S A HELL BELOW, WE’RE ALL GONNA GO Whaddya looking at? What?? You write a blurb, I’m busy. I’ll blurb you mate. Go blurb yourself. What? What did you say? HOW DARE YOU! You can take your blurb and shove it right up your {REDACTED} “Okay bud, I think it’s probably time you clocked [...]


Wed, 22 Nov 2017 11:17:11 +0000

 I HEAR WE HAD A GOOD TIME, I HEAR I WAS A RIOT. I WOULD’VE LIKED ME A LOT LAST NIGHT Forty years I been a blurb-writer y’know? My father before me was a blurb-writer and his father before him. And he started the blurb-writers union and all – every blurb-writer worth their salt still [...]

This Paranoid Fear is Classic: #Comics280 Reviews!

Sat, 18 Nov 2017 09:27:53 +0000

Daniel Furnace is the Devil’s Boy – Paul Jon Milne The shaggiest of shaggy dog stories, which turns out to be the perfect excuse for a stroll through Milne’s aesthetic. Craggy glam, baying crowds, dissatisfied parents – it all resonates on the same weird frequency. Ida Henrich – Minor Side Effects A paper paradox, this. [...]


Wed, 15 Nov 2017 21:06:03 +0000

 PUT YOUR HAND IN A PARTY WAVE, PASS AROUND 010110010010001000011000100010000100010000001001010100010 1011110010010010010101000100010101010101000111101010101010010 10010100100100100101000101010001010100011100100010100010100 1010100101001010011001010010100101011101010101010010000101010 (That’s computer-speak for ‘write your own blurb jerkbag’) It’s a big dollop of SILENCE! right up in your mush. So get used to that. Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die bringing it in the only way they know how: on [...]

Looking Glass Heights: portal #2

Wed, 15 Nov 2017 20:24:22 +0000

Labyrinths – a haunting  *** As with the last issue of Looking Glass Heights, this issue is free.  If you enjoy the comic please consider giving some time or money to Living Rent (Scotland’s Tenants Union) or another similar group closer to home – thanks, David Share on Facebook Tweet This Post

Pluto vol.2 – Naoki Urasawa

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 07:38:55 +0000

A remake of an older comic/a detective story about robot emotions, what could be footery & reflexive finds anguished form in a series of haunted faces & ruins. Q: If there’s nothing to life but what we know & have done, what do we value? #Comics280 Share on Facebook Tweet This Post

A Temporary Situation – Julia Scheele

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 08:30:56 +0000

A collection of fragments and illustrations by an artist in motion. There’s no narrative as such but there’s a story here – it’s in every line, every depiction of the body, every evocation of place and mind. #Comics280 Share on Facebook Tweet This Post

Counting Stones: A hymn of Castlerigg – Douglas Noble

Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:26:48 +0000

A song in mythic time/a poem stuck on some pictures of rocks – as always, Noble forces us to confront the relation between what we’re seeing and what we’re being told. Trick works: we are now bound in the circle. #Comics280 Share on Facebook Tweet This Post


Fri, 03 Nov 2017 10:09:08 +0000

 WE’RE SORRY TO INFORM YOU, TONY ORLANDO HAS BEEN POSTPONED HHKHRrrrhhhHtttchhhhh…HHHHWWWWRAAALLLPPPSSH *kaff* Sorry. Had to clear that hairball. That’ll teach me to lick Lockjaw’s blanket. Hoo-hah! It’s only anuvver faakin’ SILENCE! innit bruv? With those two town gadaboouts Gary Lactus and the ever-lovin’ blue-eyed Beast Must Die! Double barrelled. You are the quarry. Admin, [...]

What Real People Do: On Steve Dillon’s Legacy

Fri, 27 Oct 2017 12:13:48 +0000

The first time I read Preacher, I was 20 years old on the other side of the world. My year abroad at Oxford was coming to an end – and about time, too, because for this socially awkward kid from Hawaii with extremely working-class parents, the Oxbridge milieu was confounding. Before coming to England I’d [...]

The Fear That Made Me: An American Werewolf In London

Thu, 26 Oct 2017 10:29:29 +0000

An American Werewolf in London is, for many people, a textbook horror film. It’s routinely name-checked as a stock favourite by fans and directors of the genre, successfully combining, as it does, visceral scares and belly laughs in equal measure. What’s odd though is that the film is a complete anomaly – rather than providing [...]


Wed, 25 Oct 2017 14:00:19 +0000

Hey Kids – Stop snogging and listen to me! Silence is back! And it’s smaller, longer and more claustrophobic than ever before! Welcome to The Temple of Lactus where the atoms of reality are comics and batman really is the god of my two fathers. Cursing silver, Das Biest Muss Sterben drags his bloody pelt [...]


Sun, 08 Oct 2017 09:06:23 +0000

    MELON-RISING CALIFORNIA SUN, DRIFTING IN A DAY NOT YET BEGUN SORRY! SO SORRY! We’ve neglected you dear listenoids, with our foolish ‘responsibilities’ to our families. Can you forgive us? Would you? Could you? Would you, could you, in a pod. Would you could you with a Furry Man and a Space God? Well, [...]


Tue, 19 Sep 2017 22:56:47 +0000

About fifteen years ago, I had the idea to write a comic script about a shapeshifting superhero, and in particular to have that superhero be trans. Perhaps they could be one gender in their secret identity, and another as their superhero identity? Thankfully, a trans friend quickly persuaded me that this would be a really, [...]


Thu, 31 Aug 2017 10:04:22 +0000

  MY NAME IS CHIP AND I’M DIFFERENT Bit of a change of pace here dear listenoids. While Gary Lactus tutors Little Barry Lactus in the ways of cosmic righteousness, The Beast takes a solo sojourn into the 4-colour wastelands outside your window, till he finds himself knee deep in the comics slurry. There he [...]