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Mon, 04 Jan 2016 00:28:07 +0000Football season gets shorter every year. Whilst baseball season lasts till October. It’s crazy. I can’t believe I didn’t blog the Patriots winning the Super Bowl and the Mets going to the World Series. 2015 was bananas, let me tell you something.
Sun, 03 Jan 2016 03:51:14 +0000I finished Amy Poehler’s autobiography yesterday. I alternated between violently hating it and desperately wanting everyone in the world to read it. It’s better than Tina Fey’s Bossypants. She seems cool, but there’s a whole chapter about going to Haiti that seemed… i dunno…pretentious? But she admits as much, adding “who the fuck cares why […]
Sat, 02 Jan 2016 01:03:54 +0000Jesus Christ. It’s 2016. I can’t believe it’s 2016. Honestly, I have been in a state of light amazement every year since 2000. I mean, TWO THOUSAND! And then 2001! That was a WHOLE movie! 2016. My God. Well, anyway, hear we are. Or, I am, anyway. I can’t imagine, I have any readers left. […]
Sun, 27 Jul 2014 01:17:10 +0000The Big Chill This movie was okay. The best thing I can say about it is that they cut Kevin Costner. The movie is about friends whose college friend kills himself and they spend the weekend hashing out old grudges and deciding who gets to sleep with the dead guy’s twenty-year-old girlfriend next. The impotent […]
Wed, 09 Jul 2014 10:33:34 +0000Passenger – The Wrong Direction – Official video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvRVu78IHHo&sns=tw
Tue, 08 Jul 2014 10:17:59 +0000…the rooting tootingiest slack blogger!
Wed, 28 May 2014 15:44:44 +0000The legendary Maya Angelou died this morning, watching TV alone. So much of her work has touched my life at various stages that it was hard to choose one to feature, or easy, I guess, since I can’t get it wrong. The Detached Maya Angelou We die, Welcoming Bluebeards to our darkening closets, Stranglers to […]
Thu, 08 May 2014 17:07:50 +0000Get it? May? Mother’s Day! Mother May I? Why do I give you guys this stuff for FREE? So, my peoples what’s new? What’s happening? Your hockey team crapping out in the Stanley Cup Playoff? Yeah, mine too. It sucks. I’m also losing in the Stephane/Vinny hockey pool heads up match. Which, since I never […]
Fri, 11 Apr 2014 12:29:11 +0000I’ve been writing monthly movie reviews for too long, I’m literally cycling through old titles now…but here we go! Austenland This movie is a modern day update of the Pride and Prejudice story. Homely spinster (eyeroll) Kerri Russell is all thirty and unmarried, so she spends her life savings to go to “Austenland,” a live […]
Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:48:32 +0000Omigosh! There was a whole discussion in my comments section and I TOTALLY missed it, so now I’m going to write a post about it. House of Cards. Hmmm I binge watched both seasons on Valentine’s Day weekend on consecutive years. Oh wait… I guess I don’t want to spoiler anything. So I’ll move my […]
Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:21:34 +0000Someone on twitter linked to this poem. I really like it. So cute, simple, yet evocative. Poems like this make me think I can write poetry, but then I try and welp… If the ocean had a mouth by Marie-Elizabeth Mali I’d lean close, my ear to her whisper and roar, her tongue scattered with […]
Mon, 10 Mar 2014 12:48:22 +0000So weird, I thought I watched a ton of movies this month, but evidently, I just watched lots of House of Cards and Bunheads and Futuramas. Anyway, here goes.? 30 for 30: Price of Gold This is a rehashing of the Nancy Kerrigan knee capping. Nancy Kerrigan herself did not sit for an interview, but […]
Mon, 10 Mar 2014 11:57:30 +0000Nobody ever listens to me.
Wed, 05 Feb 2014 04:05:22 +0000The Hunger Games I rewatched this movie because it’s been a year since I’ve seen it and two years since I read the books. It holds up. It’s a good movie, much better than… The Hunger Games: Catching Fire This flick was okay, I guess. I’m not a fan of movies without endings –obviously, I […]
Wed, 05 Feb 2014 04:03:05 +0000And now my header disappeared again! *throws all the throwable things*
Wed, 05 Feb 2014 03:44:14 +0000Spommers are the worst. I’m voting for the first political party to add cyberterrorism to the list of capital offenses. I swear I’ve been trying to revive my blog. But every time I try to post, wordpress is under attack. All hail and gratitude to Mary and her elves for getting me through the worst […]
Mon, 27 Jan 2014 20:11:29 +0000I had a whole 2014 blog resurgence plan, but WordPress is not cooperating. I try to login, but all I see I a stupid white box and it won’t let me do anything. Cry. I’ve got my friends looking into a fix, but may have to hire a wordpress guru and just fix everything wrong […]
Sun, 29 Dec 2013 20:01:20 +0000You can’t even really tell from that photo, but baby Rose is THEEE mostest gorgeousest person on the planet. AND this year’s Clareified person of the year. I want to say it’s because she was born in 2013, but I’m not sure, nobody told me when she was born cause I’m not important and nobody […]
Fri, 13 Dec 2013 22:58:44 +0000My laptop has a horrible virus that’s killing it and my car is in the shop with a flat tire. The last time these things happened, two of my childhood friends died. So…sorry. And I’ll miss whichever of youse it is.
Mon, 09 Dec 2013 16:22:54 +0000Yesterday, I was at Dawn 2’s birthday gathering for her 29th, 29th birthday —wait… that’s not right — anyway, so it was Patriots sunday, but I was on the road headed to New Jersey. Thankfully, I have paid an undisclosed amount of money to be able to watch Patriots games on my phone. Of course, […]
Mon, 09 Dec 2013 15:31:07 +0000Gets owner charged with murder!
Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:57:37 +0000I went away on a week long road trip through the American south. I was very nervous about being pulled over by a cop in my BMW and getting shot to death. Or being hijacked at a gas station in my BMW and getting shot to death. Or cheering a Patriots win in Bank of […]
Thu, 14 Nov 2013 15:35:01 +0000A whole story about what (mostly) visitors from other countries find surprising about (mostly) America. (I do believe there’s an entry from Jamie Moreno about Canada and another lady about Toronto. Dude. Two different countries.) Here it is. My favorite is the one about the country where there’s no such thing as dog food. I […]
Thu, 14 Nov 2013 15:32:49 +0000I’m not great about fixing things. And by “not great,” I pretty much mean I’m awful about it. Once a thing stops working, I chuck it in the back of a closet somewhere and buy a new one. I feel like there might be a story about how my lamp stopped working, so I bought […]
Fri, 01 Nov 2013 15:17:46 +0000Ugh. Not to be confused with that Movember thing where savages walk around with hairy faces like cave people. Gross. You get running water, electricity and flat screen TVs, in exchange you shave your face. THAT IS CIVILIZATION, PEOPLE!!! Okay, rant over, movie time! It’s the holidays and stuff, so I planned to focus on […]
Fri, 25 Oct 2013 14:57:43 +0000And fun.
Tue, 22 Oct 2013 12:58:21 +0000There is a video circulating of a dude in a Jets jersey punching a Patriots fan in her face. After some searching, the guy was identified and it was discovered he had served time for stabbing a teenager to death. Anyway, they interview the guy’s mom and she says, not surprisingly, that he was a […]
Tue, 22 Oct 2013 01:20:08 +0000SHEESH.
Wed, 16 Oct 2013 15:28:42 +0000Or is everyone involved in this question the very worst of all humanity?
Wed, 02 Oct 2013 02:42:07 +0000I watch people get flayed on twitter all the time for asking questions like “if you have a chubby, bald dark skinned baby and are looking for costume ideas, please DM me!” This really happened. I promise, she’s since deleted the tweet, but it happened. Anyway, today I had an honest-to-goodness “Do white people _______” […]