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Where does the good go

Last Build Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2016 01:38:43 +0000


The End

Mon, 04 Jan 2016 00:28:07 +0000

Football season gets shorter every year. Whilst baseball season lasts till October. It’s crazy. I can’t believe I didn’t blog the Patriots winning the Super Bowl and the Mets going to the World Series. 2015 was bananas, let me tell you something.

Yes, please!

Sun, 03 Jan 2016 03:51:14 +0000

I finished Amy Poehler’s autobiography yesterday. I alternated between violently hating it and desperately wanting everyone in the world to read it. It’s better than Tina Fey’s Bossypants. She seems cool, but there’s a whole chapter about going to Haiti that seemed… i dunno…pretentious? But she admits as much, adding “who the fuck cares why […]

Happy 2016

Sat, 02 Jan 2016 01:03:54 +0000

Jesus Christ. It’s 2016. I can’t believe it’s 2016. Honestly, I have been in a state of light amazement every year since 2000. I mean, TWO THOUSAND! And then 2001! That was a WHOLE movie! 2016. My God. Well, anyway, hear we are. Or, I am, anyway. I can’t imagine, I have any readers left. […]

July Movie Reviews

Sun, 27 Jul 2014 01:17:10 +0000

The Big Chill This movie was okay. The best thing I can say about it is that they cut Kevin Costner. The movie is about friends whose college friend kills himself and they spend the weekend hashing out old grudges and deciding who gets to sleep with the dead guy’s twenty-year-old girlfriend next. The impotent […]

I’m obsessed with Passenger

Wed, 09 Jul 2014 10:33:34 +0000

Passenger – The Wrong Direction – Official video

Happy Birthday to me…

Tue, 08 Jul 2014 10:17:59 +0000

…the rooting tootingiest slack blogger!

Poetry Wednesday

Wed, 28 May 2014 15:44:44 +0000

The legendary Maya Angelou died this morning, watching TV alone. So much of her work has touched my life at various stages that it was hard to choose one to feature, or easy, I guess, since I can’t get it wrong. The Detached Maya Angelou We die, Welcoming Bluebeards to our darkening closets, Stranglers to […]

Mother, May I?

Thu, 08 May 2014 17:07:50 +0000

Get it? May? Mother’s Day! Mother May I? Why do I give you guys this stuff for FREE? So, my peoples what’s new? What’s happening? Your hockey team crapping out in the Stanley Cup Playoff? Yeah, mine too. It sucks. I’m also losing in the Stephane/Vinny hockey pool heads up match. Which, since I never […]

April movie reviews

Fri, 11 Apr 2014 12:29:11 +0000

I’ve been writing monthly movie reviews for too long, I’m literally cycling through old titles now…but here we go! Austenland This movie is a modern day update of the Pride and Prejudice story. Homely spinster (eyeroll) Kerri Russell is all thirty and unmarried, so she spends her life savings to go to “Austenland,” a live […]

House of Cards

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:48:32 +0000

Omigosh! There was a whole discussion in my comments section and I TOTALLY missed it, so now I’m going to write a post about it. House of Cards. Hmmm I binge watched both seasons on Valentine’s Day weekend on consecutive years. Oh wait… I guess I don’t want to spoiler anything. So I’ll move my […]

Poetry Wednesday

Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:21:34 +0000

Someone on twitter linked to this poem. I really like it. So cute, simple, yet evocative. Poems like this make me think I can write poetry, but then I try and welp… If the ocean had a mouth by Marie-Elizabeth Mali I’d lean close, my ear to her whisper and roar, her tongue scattered with […]

March movie reviews

Mon, 10 Mar 2014 12:48:22 +0000

So weird, I thought I watched a ton of movies this month, but evidently, I just watched lots of House of Cards and Bunheads and Futuramas. Anyway, here goes.? 30 for 30: Price of Gold This is a rehashing of the Nancy Kerrigan knee capping. Nancy Kerrigan herself did not sit for an interview, but […]

Dog kills boy

Mon, 10 Mar 2014 11:57:30 +0000

Nobody ever listens to me.

Getting ready for Oscar…

Wed, 05 Feb 2014 04:05:22 +0000

The Hunger Games I rewatched this movie because it’s been a year since I’ve seen it and two years since I read the books. It holds up. It’s a good movie, much better than… The Hunger Games: Catching Fire This flick was okay, I guess. I’m not a fan of movies without endings –obviously, I […]


Wed, 05 Feb 2014 04:03:05 +0000

And now my header disappeared again! *throws all the throwable things*

Grrr arrrgghhh

Wed, 05 Feb 2014 03:44:14 +0000

Spommers are the worst. I’m voting for the first political party to add cyberterrorism to the list of capital offenses. I swear I’ve been trying to revive my blog. But every time I try to post, wordpress is under attack. All hail and gratitude to Mary and her elves for getting me through the worst […]

Technical Difficulties

Mon, 27 Jan 2014 20:11:29 +0000

I had a whole 2014 blog resurgence plan, but WordPress is not cooperating. I try to login, but all I see I a stupid white box and it won’t let me do anything. Cry.  I’ve got my friends looking into a fix, but may have to hire a wordpress guru and just fix everything wrong […]

Everything’s Coming Up…

Sun, 29 Dec 2013 20:01:20 +0000

You can’t even really tell from that photo, but baby Rose is THEEE mostest gorgeousest person on the planet. AND this year’s Clareified person of the year. I want to say it’s because she was born in 2013, but I’m not sure, nobody told me when she was born cause I’m not important and nobody […]

Oh noes

Fri, 13 Dec 2013 22:58:44 +0000

My laptop has a horrible virus that’s killing it and my car is in the shop with a flat tire. The last time these things happened, two of my childhood friends died. So…sorry. And I’ll miss whichever of youse it is.

Never give up!

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 16:22:54 +0000

Yesterday, I was at Dawn 2’s birthday gathering for her 29th, 29th birthday —wait… that’s not right — anyway, so it was Patriots sunday, but I was on the road headed to New Jersey. Thankfully, I have paid an undisclosed amount of money to be able to watch Patriots games on my phone. Of course, […]

Dog eats toddler

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 15:31:07 +0000

Gets owner charged with murder!

December Movie Reviews

Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:57:37 +0000

I went away on a week long road trip through the American south. I was very nervous about being pulled over by a cop in my BMW and getting shot to death. Or being hijacked at a gas station in my BMW and getting shot to death. Or cheering a Patriots win in Bank of […]

Interesting read

Thu, 14 Nov 2013 15:35:01 +0000

A whole story about what (mostly) visitors from other countries find surprising about (mostly) America. (I do believe there’s an entry from Jamie Moreno about Canada and another lady about Toronto. Dude. Two different countries.) Here it is. My favorite is the one about the country where there’s no such thing as dog food. I […]

Stuff in my head

Thu, 14 Nov 2013 15:32:49 +0000

I’m not great about fixing things. And by “not great,” I pretty much mean I’m awful about it. Once a thing stops working, I chuck it in the back of a closet somewhere and buy a new one. I feel like there might be a story about how my lamp stopped working, so I bought […]


Fri, 01 Nov 2013 15:17:46 +0000

Ugh. Not to be confused with that Movember thing where savages walk around with hairy faces like cave people. Gross. You get running water, electricity and flat screen TVs, in exchange you shave your face. THAT IS CIVILIZATION, PEOPLE!!! Okay, rant over, movie time! It’s the holidays and stuff, so I planned to focus on […]

Why does the New York Times hate Jesus, America and babies?

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 14:57:43 +0000

And fun.

Jets and their fans suck so hard

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 12:58:21 +0000

There is a video circulating of a dude in a Jets jersey punching a Patriots fan in her face. After some searching, the guy was identified and it was discovered he had served time for stabbing a teenager to death. Anyway, they interview the guy’s mom and she says, not surprisingly, that he was a […]

BMW drivers get such a bad rep

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 01:20:08 +0000


Is it just me?

Wed, 16 Oct 2013 15:28:42 +0000

Or is everyone involved in this question the very worst of all humanity?


Wed, 02 Oct 2013 02:42:07 +0000

I watch people get flayed on twitter all the time for asking questions like “if you have a chubby, bald dark skinned baby and are looking for costume ideas, please DM me!” This really happened. I promise, she’s since deleted the tweet, but it happened. Anyway, today I had an honest-to-goodness “Do white people _______” […]