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Last Build Date: Fri, 19 Jan 2018 21:21:40 +0000

 



Jim Carrey Still Says He Doesn’t Exist, May Be Thinking of His Sanity

Fri, 19 Jan 2018 21:21:18 +0000

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Back in September, Jim Carrey gave a bizarre interview at Fashion Week in which he implied he doesn’t believe that any of us are real. It was kind of insane in an entertaining way. Apparently he says this all the time. According to Metro, playing Andy Kaufman broke Jim’s brain, because he said this to […]



President Trump Got Spanked by A Porn Star With His Own Face

Fri, 19 Jan 2018 21:15:57 +0000

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Man, we have just been learning more and more about the time Donald Trump fucked porn star Stormy Daniels. It’s basically the last thing I want to think about, because it involves imagining our septuagenarian president stripping naked and mounting a porn star when she was in her 20s. Oh yeah, you think this is […]



Morons Eating Tide Pods Have Now Ruined Pizza

Fri, 19 Jan 2018 21:13:18 +0000

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People are still eating fucking Tide Pods. How did this become a thing? I know little kids might mistake them for candy because they’re so colorful and whatnot, but adult humans who know that they’re laundry detergents are eating these things. It’s so bad that Rob Gronkowski made a PSA about not eating them. What […]



Ashley Hart Is a Hot Yoga Teacher, Chantel Jeffries Cameltoe and More

Fri, 19 Jan 2018 08:01:32 +0000

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Ashley Hart is a hot yoga teacher, Chantel Jeffries cameltoe and more



Olivia Munn out in Public in a Bra, Michelle Williams Gonna Marry 50-Year-Old and More

Fri, 19 Jan 2018 00:39:34 +0000

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Olivia Munn out in public in a bra, Michelle Williams gonna marry 50-year-old and more



‘Party of Five’ Reboot No One Asked for to Air on Freeform, a Network No One Watches Anyway

Thu, 18 Jan 2018 23:13:46 +0000

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The parade of terrible relaunches of terrible television shows is about to add another float as Freeform announced it’s moving forward with a reimagined version of Party of Five. Yes, Party of Five, the melodramatic Fox show from the 90’s that we only watched to see Neve Campbell and Jennifer Love-Hewitt is coming back with […]