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Little Did He Know


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A young teenage girl was making a living as a prostitute


and for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck em dry!"

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LPT: Never give out any personal information on an inbound call


I just received a call today from the "National Student Loan Services of Canada" (I have a student loan). Turns out it was a scam caller.

If it is an important call, and personal information is required, tell them that you will call their service back after googling their proper phone number; don't call them back on a number that they give you.

Even if it's a legitimate call, it's better to be safe.

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We are Elijah Wood and Samuel Barnett from the BBC America series Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Ask Us Anything.


Hi there. It's Samuel and Elijah.

Our new series, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency premieres this Saturday October 22nd at 9/8c on BBC America. Watch the trailer

We're here to answer your questions because Everything is Connected.


More proof:


Elijah: Thanks Reddit community. It's always a good time! The diversity of questions is often very entertaining and it's been a lot of fun today. Thanks! And watch our show, check it out.

Sam: Thanks for having us Reddit community. Love your questions, love your sense of humor, and take care of yourselves.

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