Sunny Crittenden, Textibitionist Extraordinaire

Still the same Sunny, just doing a lot less advertising.

Last Build Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2018 11:28:49 +0000



Tue, 30 Jan 2018 11:28:49 +0000

I will *NEVER* link 3rd party content on this site at the request of said 3rd party, ESPECIALLY if it’s holistic mumbo jumbo that the world could do without. I believe in science and pharmaceuticals. Sorry. I see people who e-mail me for self-promotional favours like this as vermin, internet cockroaches, and they are the […]


Thu, 24 Aug 2017 14:47:56 +0000

On Friday, September 22nd, I will be displaying my original colouring pages and mixed media art at Green Sprouts Cafe & Vapor Lounge in beautiful downtown Barrie, Ontario. It would be AMAZING if you could come! Exclusive posters will be available at the show that evening! Details can be found here!

NEW! Cheapie Buttons! Only $5 each!

Tue, 23 May 2017 17:33:27 +0000

Go to for more art/life stuff! Go to for handmade art! And go to Zazzle for merch!

New! $65 commissions! (For now.)

Tue, 23 May 2017 17:28:21 +0000

$65 commissions now available! CLICK YONDER! Go to for more art/life stuff! Go to for handmade art! And go to Zazzle for merch!


Fri, 21 Oct 2016 11:09:39 +0000

Not taking commissions until at least the New Year, but will entertain ideas for them from patrons for potential work this winter. Here’s the last commission I did (prints will be available soon, click to enlarge): Visit for art/life stuff! Visit to buy art! Or @SunnyCrittenden for all my socials! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! <3 <3 […]

Hey, World!

Fri, 29 Apr 2016 17:47:10 +0000

Wow, I haven’t composed in WordPress in a while. I just updated it and some stuff is different, like apparently I can set my homepage to a static page instead of all my posts, for example, which is pretty cool. Maybe you could do that before and I just didn’t know about it. I was […]


Fri, 12 Feb 2016 23:51:53 +0000

NSFW #TBT: Good Sister/Bad Sister

Thu, 19 Nov 2015 21:21:50 +0000

Hola comrades. was still images only, but that didn’t stop us from having members-only shows. A members-only show at CW in the early days meant that the girl doing the show at her pre-determined time would occupy the first cam image slot on the portal for the duration of her show and then she […]

Warts & All: The Whole Story

Mon, 19 Oct 2015 00:55:33 +0000

Madison moved out in May. She’s my daughter. She’s 17. She’s decided that the best way to rebel against us is to become an independent, responsible adult, so she lives at the beach now and checks in every now and then and that’s just the deal with Madison. Her boyfriend is significantly older. He is […]

Best Thing Ever #2: “The Womanizer”

Fri, 16 Oct 2015 20:00:33 +0000

If you’ll recall, a while back I said that if I found anything I considered to be the best thing ever, I’d tell you all about it. The first Best Thing Ever was the Philips Wakeup Light, which I still use, and Best Thing Ever #2 is this lovely little gadget, “The Womanizer“. The greatest […]