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Late Night Funny #4'

Nov/17/2017

Astronomers announced today that they have discovered an earth-sized planet in our corner of the galaxy that is potentially habitable by humans. Yeah, they think the planet may have breathable air and drinkable water, which is impressive because ...





Late Night Funny #3

Nov/17/2017

North Korean state media today called President Trump a coward for canceling his visit to the demilitarized zone during his trip to Asia. Listen, President Trump is a lot of things, but a coward is just one of those things. Seth Meyers





Late Night Funny #2

Nov/17/2017

I read that Congress is debating if President Trump should have the power to order a nuclear strike. I guess right now it’s an even split between no and hell no. Jimmy Fallon








Late Night Funny #1

Nov/17/2017

We’ve made important progress in the entertainment industry, but it’s not enough. Everyone in Hollywood is patting themselves on the back for exiling Harvey Weinstein, but this week The Hollywood Reporter raved about ‘Daddy’s Home 2,’ ...





Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe, part 3

Nov/17/2017

... continued from above "If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field" "The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands" "I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)" "Don'...





Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

Nov/17/2017

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started ...





Questions of Logic

Nov/17/2017

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why do croutons come in airtight ...





What Movies Have Taught Us

Nov/17/2017

1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off. 2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a ...





Movie Renting

Nov/17/2017

Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When a young man stepped out the door, a group of officers pounced, cuffing him and hustling him into a squad car. Seeing my astonished frozen expression, ...