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Late Night Funny #4'

Oct/18/2017

Early last Thursday morning at 1:42 a.m., an asteroid passed by the Earth, missed us by 26,000 miles. Which in space terms is close. In fact, the asteroid was planning to hit us, then it saw what’s going on down here and said, “You know what? ...





Late Night Funny #3

Oct/18/2017

The president’s inexplicable battle with Puerto Rico rages on. Trump fired off a trio of early-morning tweets saying Puerto Rico’s infrastructure was a disaster before Hurricane Maria, blaming them for their own financial problems, and warning...





Late Night Funny #2

Oct/18/2017

Trump is basically like an old Christmas sweater. He’s unraveling and you have to pretend you like him in front of your grandmother. James Corden





Finnish Fake News

Oct/18/2017

No body





Late Night Funny #1

Oct/18/2017

I saw that Ikea’s teaming up with Amazon to sell its furniture online. They say it’s perfect for couples who want to argue in the comfort of their own home. Jimmy Fallon





The Book

Oct/18/2017

As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets. That changed when a kitten adopted me. The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They covered for me by calling my kitten "the...





The Witness

Oct/18/2017

An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Richard, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Richard , "I saw him plainly take the goods." The lawyer asks Richard again, "Richard, this happened at ...





The Perfect Man

Oct/18/2017

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny ...