Sep/28/2016We all just watched Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton debate for an hour and a half. Coming into tonight’s debate, Democrats were divided between two strong emotions: panic and pants-crapping. Democrats have not been this nervous since Anthony ...
Sep/28/2016Madonna reportedly bought her son a Donald Trump piñata this weekend to celebrate his birthday. A Donald Trump piñata is just like a regular piñata, except there’s nothing inside. Seth Meyers
Sep/28/2016Facebook is expanding its campaign to combat online hate speech. In other words, Facebook is shutting down. Conan O'Brien
Sep/28/2016There were actually 1,000 people in the debate audience and they were instructed not to applaud or cheer during the debate. As people watching were like, “What about sobbing? Can we quietly sob?” Jimmy Fallon
Sep/28/2016What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
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Sep/28/2016Wisdom from Grandpa... - Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar. - Too ...