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New Teeth


Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago. The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour ...

Little Rabbit FooFoo


One day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads. A good fairy appeared. "Little Rabbit FooFoo, what you're doing is evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something ...

Frog Population


A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution: The frogs, ...

Four corporate presidents kidnapped by terrorists


Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies, and you ...

Safe to Swim Here?


While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any ...

Kids Books You'll Never See, part 4


... continued from above "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say It's Just That Way" "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" "You Are Different and That's Bad"

Kids Books You'll Never See, part 3


... continued from above "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America. Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "All Dogs Go to Hades" "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" ...

Kids Books You'll Never See, part 1


"Strangers Have the Best Candy" "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" "Bi-Curious George" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" Continued below...

All Numbers Are Equal


Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then a + b = t (a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4 (a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2 a - t/2 = b - t...

Reality T.V.


I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the church, he turned to me and asked, "Is this ...