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Can you fly with the Vultures? The Reg news desk is hiring

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 09:32:09 GMT

Experienced reporter wanted

The Register is looking for an experienced reporter to join its lively London news desk.…

The Register's Top 20 Most-Commented Stories in 2016

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 15:02:54 GMT

This is what got you stoked

Brexit and Windows 10 stories dominated reader discussions in 2016.…

The Reg seeks online community manager

Wed, 09 Nov 2016 09:13:07 GMT

Are you a well Reddit Face Linked Twittorist? Apply here

The Register is looking for a digital ninja the right person to manage the Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn presence of our tech news website and interact with our communities on other mobile and social platforms.…

Reg Programming Compo: 22 countries, 137 entries and... wow – loads of Python

Wed, 21 Sep 2016 08:39:07 GMT

We have a winner, ladies and gents

Roundup Our latest programming competition was our most popular yet in terms of the number of entries – 137 in all once we'd de-duplicated them.…

Got a genius enterprise tech idea? Tell the world about it

Wed, 03 Aug 2016 11:28:05 GMT

Vultures line up with Tech Trailblazer Awards

We hear plenty about genius startups that might change the way we communicate, shop, or date. We hear a lot less about the genius startups that are focused on innovating in the enterprise - you know, the place where you spend most of your lives.…

Need a Brain Lift? Welcome to the Reg Summer School

Thu, 21 Jul 2016 09:00:12 GMT

12 videos to help you top up your grey cells

Reg Events Whether you’re getting ready to hit the beach, or just hit the sofa, holidays needn’t necessarily mean turning off your brain for the summer.…

Reg readers head to pub to hear about the digital home

Wed, 20 Jul 2016 10:00:08 GMT

Building internet mousetraps and enchanted umbrellas

Reg Lecture Every inventor wants to build a better moustetrap, so it’s no surprise that IBM master inventor Andy Stanford-Clark make sure he applied his IoT expertise to inflicting mayhem on his unwanted mursine visitors.…

Things ain't what they used to be... Find out how at The Reg Lecture

Fri, 24 Jun 2016 11:37:07 GMT

IoT prof will open your mind, and maybe even connect it

However it might look today, the world is not actually full of dumb, inanimate objects. Things might not be alive, but they are certainly digital, and this has profound implications for all of us.…

Geek's Guide to Britain – now a book. Permission to geek out granted

Thu, 02 Jun 2016 12:55:37 GMT

Towers, tunnels, museums - your pocket-sized guide

In 2013, The Register began its travel series Geek's Guide to Britain. Today, that series is available as a book.…

Could you deploy a new version of your business – EVERY WEEK?

Mon, 18 Apr 2016 23:26:21 GMT

Learn how it's done in this Reg webinar with Mark Pesce, NetApp and ING Bank

PROMO ING Bank can deploy a new version of its systems ever week, agility that's a result of investments it's made in storage infrastructure from NetApp and plenty of hard work developing a DevOps culture.…

Who are you lot, anyway? The Register Profiler 2016

Mon, 18 Apr 2016 11:26:06 GMT

Tell us all about yourself, dear readers

Survey Welcome to our annual reader profile survey, for which we would really appreciate your participation.…

The Register to publish Mindful Sysadmin adult colouring book

Fri, 01 Apr 2016 06:01:11 GMT

The power of 'routed thought' will packetise and harmonise your personal neural network

The Register is proud to announce a new venture: we're getting into the self-help business with The Mindful Sysadmin Colouring Book.…

The Register's entirely serious New Year's resolutions for 2016

Mon, 04 Jan 2016 11:10:09 GMT

We've made a few changes we'd like to share

We launched as an email newsletter in 1994, hit the web four years later and are now a multinational media entity operating on three continents. Millions of people read us every month, which is humbling.…

Spooks, spyware, Ashley Madison and Windows 10: What you read in 2015

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 16:07:11 GMT

Ten of the best from your favourite tech site (and ours)

The last 365 days (give or take) have produced more than 11,000 articles on The Register. We covered the biggest tech purchase in history (Dell/EMC for $67bn), the trashing of the US-European Union safe harbour data export deal by European judges, the Ashley Madison hack, and, well, so much more.…

El Reg picked a pack of ace pic-titlers

Tue, 22 Dec 2015 15:01:05 GMT

Readers win prizes for witty captions

We spent so long chortling at your entries to our WD "Caption This" competitions, we forgot to tell you who the winners were.…

You’re clever? But are you clever enough to give a Reg lecture?

Mon, 21 Dec 2015 11:02:09 GMT

Smart speakers, smart readers

Reg Lectures The Register is looking for speakers who are as fascinating and knowledgeable as our audience and as good at story-telling as our writers.…

Cash'n'Carrion Xmas goodies - last delivery dates loom

Fri, 11 Dec 2015 09:02:15 GMT

Still 10 per cent off everything in our big Yule sale

If you were thinking of grabbing a bit of Xmas gift joy from El Reg merch tentacle Cash'n'Carrion, then be aware that next Monday - 14 December - marks the last shipping date for stuff going out worldwide.…

HPE's private London drinking club: Name that boozer

Wed, 09 Dec 2015 09:52:09 GMT

Reader suggestions invited for IT party central moniker

Our recent shock exposé on plans by Hewlett Packard Enterprise to open a private drinking club in its new City of London HQ led to speculation as to what exactly the boozer might be christened.…

Kick off the festive season, with Reg-style hijinks in Sydney

Wed, 18 Nov 2015 21:38:27 GMT

We've got a plan to get you wet and excited … about hyperconverged infrastructure

Christmas is nearly upon us, and Vulture South has a little party planned in concert with SimpliVity.…

Subscribe to your free El Reg newsletter and save 95% on Wired (UK) mag

Mon, 16 Nov 2015 09:45:08 GMT

‘Three issues for £1’ offer

Promo We are running a little recruitment drive for The Register’s daily email newsletter.…

Reg Winter Lecture: Former Iraq hostage talks survival and tech

Thu, 05 Nov 2015 12:44:05 GMT

That SQL background may be more useful than you think...

Reg Events If you’re dreading the pressure cooker of a family Christmas, we challenge you to change your perspective by coming to our 1 December lecture with SQL specialist and former Iraq hostage, Peter Moore.…

Back to the Future caption compo - and the winners are...

Fri, 30 Oct 2015 12:15:01 GMT

Give it up for our five reader laureates

The jury has deliberated, and it's time to announce the winners of our Back to the Future caption competition.…

What would you give to create Vulture Sweat?

Mon, 26 Oct 2015 19:16:08 GMT

We'll make a fair bit of it this weekend on a charity bike ride

What would you give to create Vulture sweat? We're hoping you'll give a few dollars because this is a very good cause.…

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Fri, 23 Oct 2015 09:34:11 GMT

Yoga woman exercised readers' minds

Caption Competition Wow, what bumper crop of captions this week, it seems that El Reg readers are pretty flexible when it comes to posting thoughts on gymnastic computer users.…

El Reg celebrates Back to the Future Day

Wed, 21 Oct 2015 11:02:10 GMT

Fancy winning a flux capacitor watch? Click here

COMPETITION In case you hadn't noticed, today is Back to the Future Day, being the date on which – in Back to the Future II – Doc Brown, Marty McFly and his girlfriend Jennifer arrive from 1985 to save the couple's future son from ending up in jail.…

Vulture-branded LYCRA can be yours, if you're feeling charitable

Tue, 06 Oct 2015 23:02:47 GMT

Back our lads as they tackle a 90km bike ride

Multiple Sclerosis (MS) is a very nasty disease. It takes most of its victims young and attacks their central nervous system. Severity and symptoms vary, but the disease progressively disables sufferers and eventually kills them.…

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Fri, 02 Oct 2015 14:02:05 GMT

Pop a cap on this WTF snap

Caption Competition The witticisms keep flooding in for our biblical-looking chap, who provided "divine" inspiration for a great collection of captions from readers.…

The Register WHEELY needs YOU to help raise charity funds

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:02:09 GMT

Join or support our cycling team: biggest fund-raisers score a "Vulture Velo" cycling jersey

The biggest event on Sydney's cycling calendar is the annual "Gong Ride", a 90km trip from Sydney to Wollongong.…

Join The Reg and SimpiVity for high-speed HYPER-LUNCH

Tue, 02 Jun 2015 23:06:39 GMT

Learn about a new approach to hyperconvergence and join us on a jet boat

Video Hyperconverged server vendor SimpliVity does the “lots of VMs, spun up fast, in a single box, with impressive scaling” thing.…

El Reg Summer Lectures Span Dark Net, Rare Earths, and Vintage Tech

Thu, 16 Apr 2015 11:31:10 GMT

Expand your brain for the summer…(yes, there will be pies)

Reg lectures If you’re the sort of Reg reader who likes to expand their mind as well as their tech arsenal, you’ll want to snap up tickets for our Summer series of Lectures.…

SPB brews up fetching beer + bacon t-shirt design

Wed, 15 Apr 2015 13:21:05 GMT

With a soupçon of rocket propellant, naturally

Those who live by the motto Ad Astra Tabernamque ("To The Stars And The Pub") – with the possible addition of "...and then home for a bacon sarnie"* – should proceed forthwith to El Reg's merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion to feast their eyes on our limited edition "SPB Equation" t-shirt.

Vultures victorious in virtual vote vis-à-vis virtualization views!

Thu, 09 Apr 2015 03:28:10 GMT

Reg named virty pros' number one news source

A small bottle of champagne has been opened at The Reg's globe-spanning virtualisation desk, as news has reached us that we're apparently virtualisation professionals' “Favorite News/Information Website”.…

Are you clever enough, and brave enough, to give a Register lecture

Tue, 17 Mar 2015 13:48:05 GMT

Got something to say? Tell us all about it

The Register Lectures The Register is looking for speakers who are as fascinating and knowledgeable as our audience and as good at story-telling as our writers.…

LOHAN unleashes 'waiting for the FAA' collector mug

Fri, 13 Mar 2015 14:14:58 GMT

Spaceplane launch delayed? Stick the kettle on...

It's fair to say that waiting for US Federal Aviation Authority approval for our Vulture 2 spaceplane launch is a bit like sitting blindfolded in a room twiddling your thumbs while trying to imagine what paint drying on the wall of an adjacent room looks like.…

Price slashed on Reg-branded Swiss Army Knife

Tue, 10 Mar 2015 17:58:10 GMT

Now just £15.99 at Cash'n'Carrion

We're pleased to announce that Vulture Central's merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion has slashed the price of our handsome Reg-branded Swiss Army Knife from £19.99 to £15.99.…

Cash'n'Carrion restocks atomic keyrings

Fri, 06 Mar 2015 09:02:04 GMT

More tritium-powered goodness now available

Having seriously underestimated Reg reader demand for atomic keyrings, Vulture Central's merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion has just taken delivery of another big box of the Nite Glowrings and Mini Glowrings - sufficient we're assured to meet the tritium-powered illumination needs of those who missed out on the first batch.…

Reckon YOU can write better headlines than us? Great – apply within

Fri, 27 Feb 2015 20:11:48 GMT

If you can proofread, edit and fact-check, we want to hire you

Job The Register is expanding in the States: we're seeking a full-time US Production Editor to work in our San Francisco bureau in California.…

BOFH in mugnificent return to Cash'n'Carrion

Thu, 26 Feb 2015 09:33:20 GMT

Ceramic celebration hits our virtual shelves

With the rebirth of El Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion, we asked readers just what they'd like to see stocked on our virtual shelves.…

The Shock of the New: The Register redesign update 4

Fri, 19 Dec 2014 17:58:46 GMT

Some changes for your delectation

Readers, thanks for all the feedback. Here's a list of tweaks we rolled out today.…

The Shock of The New: The Register redesign update 2

Thu, 18 Dec 2014 14:14:58 GMT

One week in, and our thoughts on your thoughts

One week into our redesign and more than 800 comments so far. (Also a fair few emails, tweets and a bit of Facebook feedback). Let’s acknowledge straight away that our makeover has not received universal acclaim - although we have yet to receive a death threat.…

The Register website gets a lovely makeover

Thu, 11 Dec 2014 18:35:00 GMT

Readers! Please give us your redesign feedback

Site news The Register got a fresh lick of paint today, with the front page getting its biggest overhaul in six years.…

Mmmmffll-CHOMP: I won? Reg reader to have CHOC-TASTIC YEAR

Mon, 01 Dec 2014 07:05:06 GMT

Fortunately he didn't tick the no-publicity box

A choc-a-rific cheer for Reg reader Toby Fenton, who won The Register's compo prize of a year’s subscription to creamy confection dispensers Cocoa Runners.…

El Reg reanimates Cash'n'Carrion merchandising tentacle

Tue, 25 Nov 2014 13:00:42 GMT

It's alive!

We're pleased to announce that we've reanimated our merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion, so Reg fans can once again get a fix of top-notch Vulture Central kit.…

Join The Reg in Sydney for beers, ideas and Christmas cheer

Mon, 17 Nov 2014 21:15:09 GMT

Vulture South, futurist Mark Pesce and OpenStack's Tristan Goode explore the future of technology on December 2nd

The silly season is upon us and The Reg hopes Sydney-based readers will share one evening of it with us to explore what the future holds for your job, your industry and your region.…

The Register to boldly go where no Vulture has gone before: The WEEKEND

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 11:20:11 GMT

No more aching 2-day void to wait through each week

On the internet there are certain things you can be pretty sure of. Nubile young women lusting after you probably aren't (any of those things); free stuff almost certainly isn't free, and may not even be stuff; and after 5pm San Francisco time on Friday there probably won't be anything decent published on the Register until the Australian Vultures have had their first cup of coffee on Monday.…

Vulture South party: the winners and grinners from our limerick comp

Sun, 10 Aug 2014 21:49:25 GMT

Didn't enter? Didn't win? There's a last chance saloon if you want to party with Vultures

A couple of weeks ago Vulture South offered tickets to our exclusive Sydney party to readers who could hack out a clever limerick.…

FREE PARTY for TEN lucky Australian Reg readers

Wed, 30 Jul 2014 20:08:05 GMT

Vulture South is having a party and you can score liquid presents

The Register's Australian outpost is having a party and we want ten readers to come along.…

Vulture South wants FORTY of you to go BACK TO SCHOOL

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 22:09:02 GMT

CSIRO's ICT in Schools program needs IT pros like YOU to help teachers and kids

Okay, Australian Reg Readers: we need 40 of you to help out the CSIRO's ICT In Schools program. What is that program, we hear you ask? ICT in Schools is based on the Scientists in Schools and Mathematicians in schools programs that match professionals from both fields with schools that need some help.…

Reg hack scores coveted journalism prism

Mon, 12 May 2014 22:49:25 GMT

Vulture South comes up trumps at Australian IT Journalism awards

The Register's Asia-Pacific editor Simon Sharwood has taken home one of the striking polymer prisms on offer at the 12th Annual Optus Australian IT Journalism Awards.…

Reg readers wot won it: Five flee reality armed with smart strap-ons

Tue, 06 May 2014 09:51:06 GMT

Also worst Enid Blyton novel title ever

Thanks to all Reg readers who took part in our competition to win a Durovis Dive, which turns a smartphone into a virtual reality headset.…