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Published: Tue, 24 Jan 2017 00:07:42 +0000

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Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched...

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 00:07:42 +0000

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his
barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
        "One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure
knows when to stop."



Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic...

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 02:51:16 +0000

Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
                -- E.F. Benson



We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls...

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 05:38:54 +0000

We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do.
                -- Walter Summers



What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? --...

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 08:14:59 +0000

What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
                -- J.D. Farley



When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank,...

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 11:12:28 +0000

When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance
the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!", and pull the starter knob.
                -- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual