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Published: Tue, 27 Jun 2017 00:07:15 +0000

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Actor: So what do you do for a living? Doris: I work for...

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 00:07:15 +0000

Actor:  So what do you do for a living?
Doris:  I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
        dishes for Chinese restaurants.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"



Actresses will happen in the best regulated families...

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 02:33:19 +0000

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
                -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
                New Cynic's Calendar", 1905



Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 05:06:08 +0000

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.



Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will...

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 07:45:10 +0000

Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator
will be going in the right direction.  Proof by induction:

N=1.    Trivially true, since both you and the elevator
        only have one floor to go to.

Assume true for N, prove for N+1:
        If you are on any of...



Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars by aspiration.)

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 10:33:04 +0000

Ad astra per aspera.  (To the stars by aspiration.)