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Published: Sat, 16 Dec 2017 00:00:14 +0000

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"Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said...

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 00:00:14 +0000

"Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the
dog] is good for almost every kind of game.  He went duck hunting one time
and did real well at it.  Then Papa bought some ducks, not wild ducks but,
you know, farm ducks.  And it...



On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down...

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 02:59:23 +0000

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.



Once there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem...

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 05:07:28 +0000

Once there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem.  You see, during
a portion of Beethovan's Ninth Symphony in which there are no bass violin
parts, one of the bassists always passed a bottle of scotch around.  So,
to remind himself that the basses usually required...



One thought driven home is better than three left on base.

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 07:29:39 +0000

One thought driven home is better than three left on base.



One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 09:40:33 +0000

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.