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Published: Wed, 28 Sep 2016 00:07:09 +0000

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DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

Wed, 28 Sep 2016 00:07:09 +0000

DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!



Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, ...

Wed, 28 Sep 2016 02:12:38 +0000

Dark and lonely on a summer night
        Kill my landlord,
        Kill my landlord.
The watchdog barkin'
Do he bite?
        Kill my landlord,
        Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window.
Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck
Got no reason,
What the heck?
     ...



Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to...

Wed, 28 Sep 2016 04:27:55 +0000

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the
opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
                -- Oliver Herford



Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold! --...

Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:52:04 +0000

Darth Vader!  Only you would be so bold!
                -- Princess Leia Organa



Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

Wed, 28 Sep 2016 09:26:13 +0000

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.