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Published: Sun, 30 Apr 2017 00:01:41 +0000

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This system will self-destruct in five minutes.

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 02:44:21 +0000

This system will self-destruct in five minutes.



* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 05:30:01 +0000

* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *



Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not...

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 07:30:41 +0000

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised)
are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse
at are called software.
                -- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological
                   Literacy for...



Those who can't write, write manuals.

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 10:17:30 +0000

Those who can't write, write manuals.