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Published: 2017-09-20T04:58:01-05:00

 



“What does a Jewish pirate say?"/"Ahoy vey!”

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Entry in progress—B.P. Twitter Tami‏ @bcre8uv Replying to @lindawoods @lindawoods Maybe you could do a combined Jewish/pirate day - ahoy vey! 12:26 PM - 18 Sep 2009 Twitter Capt. John Swallow‏ @captainswallow Replying to @thecapnslappy @thecapnslappy - hope yer stay in Alaska be a fine one, this be the 1st ever Talk Like A Jewish Pirate Day - Ahoy vey, ye scurrilous goyim! 9:03 AM - 19 Sep 2009 Twitter Michael Tseng‏ @Gravitational Q. What does a Jewish pirate say? A. Ahoy Vay! 8:09 PM - 7 Jun 2010 Twitter Peckishly‏ @peckishly Q. What was the greeting of the little-known Jewish pirate, Long John Silverman? A. Ahoy veh! 6:20 AM - 19 Sep 2011 Twitter Charlie Weeks-Bell‏ @junglexpat For International Talk Like A Pirate Day: what does a Jewish pirate say? Ahoy vey! 1:30 PM - 19 Sep 2011



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“What do you call a pirate who skips class?"/"Captain Hooky.”

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Entry in progress—B.P. Twitter Deanna Stall‏ @dstall What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!  arrrrgggg! 11:38 AM - 19 Sep 2008 Twitter My Creative Team‏ @MyCreativeTeam what do you call a pirate who skips class? - captain hooky! 1:18 PM - 19 Sep 2008 Twitter Twigg‏ @MikhailBuer what do you call a pirate that skips class? captain hooky! 2:31 PM - 12 May 2009 Twitter Adventure Bytes LLC‏ @adventurebytes Kid approved joke of the day:  Q.  What do you call a famous pirate who always skips school?  A.  Captain Hooky. 2:02 PM - 31 Mar 2011



“Lubbock is in the middle of everything” (joke)

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Entry in progress—B.P. Wikipedia: Lubbock, Texas Lubbock (/ˈlʌbək/ LUB-ək) is a city in and the county seat of Lubbock County, Texas, United States. The city is located in the northwestern part of the state, a region known historically and geographically as the Llano Estacado and ecologically is part of the southern end of the High Plains. According to a 2015 Census estimate, Lubbock had a population of 249,042, making it the 83rd-most populous city in the United States of America and the 11th-most populous city in the state of Texas. The city is the economic center of the Lubbock metropolitan area, which has a projected 2020 population of 327,424. Lubbock’s nickname, “Hub City”, derives from it being the economic, educational, and health care hub of the multicounty region, north of the Permian Basin and south of the Texas Panhandle, commonly called the South Plains. The Ringer Kliff Kingsbury Gets Defensive Texas Tech’s offensive wunderkind built his reputation on points and flash. Now, as the one-time golden boy’s seat grows ever hotter, he’s trying to save his job and reboot the Red Raiders by widening his focus to include something new: defense. BY SAM FORTIER SEP 13, 2017, 2:27PM EDT (...) The argument used most often by those in favor of keeping Kingsbury is rooted in an old joke about “The Hub City.” Lubbock is in the middle of everything: roughly five hours north of San Antonio, five hours east of Santa Fe, five hours south of Oklahoma City, and five hours west of Dallas.



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“Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?"/"Because they can spend years at C.”

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Entry in progress—B.P. Twitter Dale‏ @stlsaint Why can’t the pirate finish the alphabet? He always gets lost at “c” #DumbPirateJokes 6:09 AM - 19 Sep 2017 Twitter Tim Prikkel‏ @tprikkel Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?  Because he was always lost at C!  #TalkLikeAPirateDay #Smile 8:06 AM - 19 Sep 2017



“Why did the pirate go to college?"/"To become an arrrrrrchitect!”

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Entry in progress—B.P. Twitter Kohi‏ @KohiSparkleman Why did the pirate go to college? To major in ARRRRRRRt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 12:58 AM - 8 Jan 2015 Twitter Џ Lou Џ‏ @louis_gdl Why did the pirate go to college? to become an arrrrrrchitect! 8:32 PM - 24 Oct 2016 Twitter Ærchie‏ @archiearchive Why did the pirate go to college? To become an arrrrrrchitect! 9:35 AM - 5 Nov 2016 Twitter Melinda Howard‏ @MelindaHoward4 Today is Nt’l Talk Like A Pirate Day! Let’s hear your best Pirate jokes!! Why did the pirate go to college? To become an arrrrrrchitect! 6:42 AM - 19 Sep 2017



“How do pirates communicate with each other?"/"With an aye phone.”

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Entry in progress—B.P. Twitter Bruce‏ @cheesehed007 What kind of cell phone does a pirate have???  Wait for it .... An “Aye Phone” 8:39 PM - 14 Sep 2009 Twitter Chris Hunter‏ @cjhunter79 Replying to @Robert_Bailey_ @Robert_Bailey_ what do pirates use to make ransom calls from sea? An aye aye phone 4:53 AM - 20 Jun 2012 Twitter james welch‏ @redorchidman2 What phone is used by pirates ? An aye aye phone 3:35 AM - 16 Sep 2012 Twitter Josh Stapley‏ @KingStaples What kind of phone do pirates have? The Aye!phone 10:48 AM - 20 Mar 2013 Twitter Kristen Crowley TV‏ @Kristencrowley3 In honor of #NationalRumDay & #NationalTellAJokeDay How do pirates communicate with each other? With an Aye phone! 6:41 AM - 16 Aug 2016 Twitter Bar-Z Mobile Dev.‏ @barzmobile How do pirates communicate with each other? With an Aye phone.  #TalkLikeAPirateDay #dadjokes 5:07 PM - 19 Sep 2017



“I know HTML (How To Meet Ladies)”

2017-09-19T04:35:00-05:00

"HTML” usually stands for “Hypertext Markup Language,” the standard markup language for creating web pages. A backronym (back acronym) joke has been printed on many images: “I know HTML (How To Meet Ladies).” A photo of this T-shirt was posted on flickr on March 2, 2006. Wikipedia: HTML Hypertext Markup Language (HTML) is the standard markup language for creating web pages and web applications. With Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) and JavaScript it forms a triad of cornerstone technologies for the World Wide Web. Web browsers receive HTML documents from a web server or from local storage and render them into multimedia web pages. HTML describes the structure of a web page semantically and originally included cues for the appearance of the document. flickr kris krüg Taken on March 2, 2006 I Know HTML Jer’s new shirt. Twitter Thejesh GN‏ @thej I know HTML ( how to meet ladies) 9:45 AM - 1 Oct 2007 Google Groups: comp.lang.php how to produce a tooltip ( like one we have in VB ) ? John Dunlop 11/18/07 (...) XHTML (How To Meet Ladies, X-Rated) is, ahem, different. Interesting and Beautiful Pictures Funny T-shirts December 31st, 2008 funny text on t-shirts. (T-shirt shown.—ed.) html-how to meet ladies 6 June 2013, The Clarion-Ledger (Jackson, MS), “Nerd Culture Explored: MPB: Geek the new cool?” by LaReeca Rucker, pg. 3B, col. 1: Do a quick search on Google, and you’ll pull up a variety of geekery, including T-shirts with sayings like: (...) * I know HTML (How To Meet Ladies) Google Books Icarus By Deon Meyer New York, NY: Grove Atlantic 2015 Pg. ?: It showed Ernst Richter in jeans and a blue T-shirt with H.T.M.L. on it, and below that (expert in) How To Meet Ladies. Fast Company 06.08.15 MY CREATIVE LIFE How To Meet Ladies: Decoding “Silicon Valley” Player Erlich Bachman’s Zen-Bro Look Aviato’s founder is more than the sum of his amazing T-shirt collection. Here, Silicon Valley‘s costume designer unpacks his style. BY EVIE NAGY (...) Then there are Erlich’s T-shirts, emblazoned with nerd humor like the element “Nintendium,” the message “I Know HTML (How To Meet Ladies),” and the binary code for bitcoin. Twitter gross ass baby hands‏ @gross_hands Worried that I’ll make a “How To Meet Ladies” joke in a job interview when asked about my HTML experience 8:49 AM - 6 Sep 2017