2017-04-28T04:50:00-05:00"Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one” is a one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2014. Twitter runhers women’s assn @runhers Overheard on the run, “Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one!” #runhers #running 9:03 AM - 30 Jun 2014 Twitter Michael @RunNossiRun Running is like a coffee. I’m much nicer after I’ve had one 1:25 PM - 8 Jul 2014 from Hamburg, Germany Twitter Jackson @gpway Running is like coffee, i’m much nicer after i’ve had one. 11:22 PM - 9 Jul 2014
2017-04-28T04:50:00-05:00"Don’t just chase your dreams. Run them down” is a motivational saying that has been printed on an image. “Best t-shirt saying at Green Lake this morning: Don’t chase your dreams. Run them down. Amen!” was posted on Twitter on January 3, 2010. Twitter Rebecca Leone @RebeccaLeone Best t-shirt saying at Green Lake this morning: Don’t chase your dreams. Run them down. Amen! 2:19 PM - 3 Jan 2010 Twitter bonnie hughes @bonnhughes Don’t chase your dreams - run them down! 5:23 PM - 1 Sep 2010 Twitter ES Camp Challenge @CampChallengeBC Relay Slogan? “Don’t chase your dreams… Run them down!” We like it! 1:10 PM - 13 Sep 2010 Twitter February 12th @SoIKnoWiiTsReal Don’t just chase your dreams run them down.! #TrackStar 6:32 PM - 18 Apr 2011
2017-04-28T04:50:00-05:00"Monday is one of my favorite days of the week—my 7th favorite” is a jocular one-line saying about Monday that has been printed on several images. “Monday is one of my favourite days of the week--my 7th favourite” was posted on Twitter on May 3, 2010. Twitter blondediva11 @blondediva11 Monday is one of my favourite days of the week--my 7th favourite. 3:58 PM - 3 May 2010 Twitter FunTweets.com @fun_tweets RT @blondediva11 Monday is one of my favorite days of the week--my 7th favorite. http://funtweets.com 11:44 AM - 4 May 2010 Twitter Luke Road Carver @Jahmikez Monday is one of my favorite days of the week....my 7th favorite 6:24 PM - 7 Jun 2010 Twitter Sam @SamOropesa Monday is one of my favorite days of the week--my 7th favorite. 12:34 PM - 23 Aug 2010
2017-04-28T04:50:00-05:00"While I was running today, I heard someone clapping. Then I realized it was just my thighs cheering me on” is a jocular running saying that has been printed on many images. Twitter . @_bellybesos LMAO my coworker and I were jumping rope and I could hear some clapping noise so she was like “its your thighs cheering you on” I died! 11:52 PM - 25 Apr 2012 Twitter Felicia C. @FeliciaC10 While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on. http://some.ly/JK6fR7 via @someecards 1:13 PM - 8 May 2012 Twitter Bacon & Kids @Baconandkids While I was running today, I smiled when I heard someone clapping for me and then I realized it was just my thighs cheering me on 5:06 PM - 10 May 2012 Twitter mrsne05 @mrsne05 “When I was running today, I heard someone clapping. Then I realized it was just my thighs cheering me on.” #fatty 10:12 AM - 11 May 2012
2017-04-28T04:50:00-05:00“Persevere/Persist/Pray/Press Until Something/Success Happens” is a backronym (back acronym) of the word “push” that has been printed on many images. Twitter Gary Ford Jr @mrg4djr02 Nudge RyoRuns * PUSH! Pray until something happens* 10:50 AM - 4 Feb 2008 Twitter ←SumGurl07 ¯_(ツ)_/¯ @SumGurl07 PUSH: Persist Until Something Happens 9:41 AM - 14 Mar 2009 Twitter Jennifer L. @AURAAUNLIMITED Reconstruction: Day 4 of 21-day self reconstruction process__PUSH: Persevere Until Success Happens. 10:58 AM - 8 Apr 2009 Twitter Jennifer L. @AURAAUNLIMITED Persistence beats resistance. PUSH__Persist Until Success Happens 5:41 PM - 8 Jun 2009 Twitter Andrea Jones @ayjones08 PUSH = Persist until something happens, pray until something happens, proceed until something happens 8:49 PM - 14 Aug 2009 Twitter Mike Williams @pastormikew There’s 4 hours left in 2009( PUSH) to the end.(Press Until Success Happens) 6:53 PM - 31 Dec 2009 10 June 2011, Philadelphia (PA) Daily News, “At a Glance,” pg. 7: On-site registration begins at 9 a.m. tomorrow. Class begins at 10 at Finnesey Field on the Saint Joseph’s University campus. Local dance and Zumba instructor Jena Renee Rogers of PUSH (Push Until Success Happens) will teach dance moves and steps. Twitter #LetItBe @kea_lim God always answer prayers......only at the right time......Be patient and keep on praying.....PUSH((Pray-Until-Something-Happens)) 5:04 PM - 31 Dec 2011 (Trademark) Word Mark P.U.$.H. PERSIST UNTIL SUCCESS HAPPENS Goods and Services IC 041. US 100 101 107. G & S: Audio and video recording services; Entertainment services in the nature of recording, production and post-production services in the field of music. FIRST USE: 20140201. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20140201 Standard Characters Claimed Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK Serial Number 86054789 Filing Date September 3, 2013 Current Basis 1A Original Filing Basis 1B Published for Opposition January 21, 2014 Registration Number 4638229 Registration Date November 11, 2014 Owner (REGISTRANT) P.U.$.H. Music Group LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY NEW JERSEY 108 South Dover Avenue Somerset NEW JERSEY 08873 Attorney of Record Justin M. Jacobson Type of Mark SERVICE MARK Register PRINCIPAL Live/Dead Indicator LIVE
2017-04-28T03:59:00-05:00"My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “My neighbors listen to good music whether they want or not” was posted on Twitter on January 31, 2011. “My neighbors listen to good music.... whether they like it or not” was posted on Twitter on June 19, 2011. Twitter Katie @Katie0307 ♩♪♫ My neighbors listen to good music whether they want or not ...♩♪♫ :D 10:49 AM - 31 Jan 2011 Twitter purpose @sexaykidrauhl My neighbors listen to good music whether they really want or not :D 12:01 PM - 29 Mar 2011 Twitter Tom @tomjohnforch3 my neighbors listen to good music.... whether they like it or not 8:59 PM - 19 Jun 2011 Reddit—Jokes My neighbours are listening to great music, submitted April 27, 2017 by videospak Whether they like it or not.
2017-04-28T03:59:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P. Twitter Mary Kilberg @Mary_Contrary The driver is safer when the roads are dry. The roads are safer when the driver is dry. 6:51 PM - 10 Sep 2009 Twitter Scotty V. Casper @pulpe The driver is safer when the roads are dry, and the roads are safer when the driver is dry.--author unknown 7:22 PM - 3 Oct 2009
2017-04-28T02:50:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P. Wikipedia: Big Bill Broonzy Big Bill Broonzy (June 26, 1893 or 1903 – August 14 or 15, 1958) was an American blues singer, songwriter and guitarist. His career began in the 1920s when he played country blues to mostly African-American audiences. Through the 1930s and 1940s he successfully navigated a transition in style to a more urban blues sound popular with working-class African-American audiences. In the 1950s a return to his traditional folk-blues roots made him one of the leading figures of the emerging American folk music revival and an international star. His long and varied career marks him as one of the key figures in the development of blues music in the 20th century. Wikiquote: Louis Armstrong Louis Daniel Armstrong (August 4, 1901 – July 6, 1971) was an American Jazz musician. Sourced quotes “All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song.” Simple: All music played and sang by people, I have never heard a horse sign a song. 12 September 1956, San Diego (CA) Union, “Point of View” by Donald Freeman, pg. A-16, col. 2: Louis Armstrong, who’ll star on an NBC spectacular this Monday, was asked what he thought of folk music. “Folk music?” Satchmo repeated. “Why, daddy, I don’t know of no other kind of music—I never heard a horse sing a song!” 26 October 1959, Fort Lauderdale (AL) News, “Rover Should Be Wary Of Child With Mumps” by Hal Boyle, pg. 5-A, col. 2: What kind of music do you like best?...says trumpeter Louis Armstrong: “All music’s gotta be ‘folk’ music: I ain’t never heard no horse sing no song!” Fretboard Journal Bob Shane, Big Bill Broonzy, Louis Armstrong and Horses and the Best Correction Ever Michael John Simmons April 2012 At the end of my Bob Shane story in issue 23 I quoted Louis Armstrong as saying, “All music is folk music: I ain’t never heard no horse sing a song.” Not long ago I got nice note from Chris Walz, the Department Chair of Bluegrss, Old-Time and Bluegrass at the Old Town School of Folk Music informing me that it was actually another music legend who said it. “The quote is actually from Big Bill Broonzy,” Walz wrote. “There are a couple of recordings where Big Bill uses that quote. One from a Studs Terkel radio interview, and one from a live concert recorded in England.” In his next email he identified Trouble in Mind as the CD that included the quote (it’s track 21, the spoken intro to “This Train") and he kindly included a snippet of audio that included the quote, which you can listen to at the top of this post.
2017-04-27T09:02:00-05:00"Why can’t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?” is a jocular one-line pizza saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 5, 2012. Twitter ✿may✿ @veklig Why can’t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza? /: #pls 9:27 AM - 5 Dec 2012 Twitter ⋆sienna⋆ @siennafletcher why can’t someone look at me the same way i look at pizza? 2:57 PM - 5 Dec 2012 Twitter aimee @evxningcoffee Why can’t someone look at me the same way I look at bacon 2:58 PM - 5 Dec 2012 Facebook Ted’s Memes January 1, 2013 · Why can’t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza. don*t go WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14, 2013 ♡why can’t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza♡ Curated Quotes 47 AWESOME QUOTES ABOUT PIZZA Curated by: Tammy Lamoureux from lamourfoto.com Last updated: 11/24/14 (...) Why can’t someone look at me the way I look at pizza? - Unknown Twitter Eva Gutowski @lifeaseva Why can’t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza 8:54 PM - 14 Sep 2015
2017-04-27T00:37:00-05:00A pun on the name Whole Foods is: Q: What’s the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts? A: Hole Foods. This form of the joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on April 24, 2017. “Shopping at Whole Foods. Are donuts, Cheerios and Swiss cheese hole foods? Just askin’” was posted on Twitter on November 3, 2009. “I want to open a specialty grocery store that only sells donuts, swiss cheese, Cheerios, and onion rings. I’ll call it Hole Foods” was posted on Twitter on December 13, 2010. Wikipedia: Whole Foods Market Whole Foods Market Inc. is an American supermarket chain exclusively featuring foods without artificial preservatives, colors, flavors, sweeteners, and hydrogenated fats. It is the United States’ first certified organic grocer, which means it ensures, to National Organic Program standards, organic integrity of the heterogeneous products from the time they reach stores until they are placed in a shopping cart. It opened on September 20, 1980, in Austin, Texas, its current headquarters. As of September 2015, it has 91,000 employees and 431 supermarkets in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom, and has its main produce procurement office in Watsonville, California. Twitter Rob Paulsen @yakkopinky Shopping at Whole Foods. Are donuts, Cheerios and Swiss cheese hole foods? Just askin’. 2:10 PM - 3 Nov 2009 Twitter Betty F*ckin’ White @BettyFckinWhite I want to open a specialty grocery store that only sells donuts, swiss cheese, Cheerios, and onion rings. I’ll call it Hole Foods. 3:48 PM - 13 Dec 2010 Twitter Brilliantderrick.com @BriliantDerrick I want to start a donut, bagel, pretzel, life savers, and cheerios store called hole foods. #wholefoods #holefoods #donuts #cheerios 5:16 PM - 5 Jul 2012 Twitter Penalty Kicks @VocabuLarry Haha, no actually this is Hole Foods. We sell Cheerios, donuts, Swiss Cheese, onion rings, macaroni, Life Savers, bundt cake, Ritz crackers, 8:40 AM - 25 Mar 2013 Twitter Κ U S H • M O D Y @kushmody Hole Foods—a store that sells donuts, bagels, Swiss cheese, onion rings, Cheerios, Lifesavers, and black olives 12:37 PM - 18 Aug 2014 Reddit—Dad Jokes Where is the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts? (self.dadjokes) submitted April 24, 2017 by sauntering Hole Foods CollegeHumor 10 Awful Dad Jokes You’ll Hate Yourself for Laughing At WILLIE MUSE @Williesillie2 April 24, 2017 (...) Where is the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts? Hole Foods -- sauntering The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day Wednesday, April 26, 2017 What’s the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts? Hole Foods. Posted by Tim Wycislak at 10:33 AM