2016-09-29T04:56:00-05:00"Karma is a bitch” probably relates to the sayings “life is a bitch” and “payback is a bitch.” The “karma” in the saying is a combination of “life” and “payback.” “Karma’s a bitch, it really is” was cited in the Philadelphia (PA) Daily News on September 17, 1992. The saying became popular by the late 1990s. 17 September 1992, Philadelphia (PA) Daily News, “Sweet revenge: Annette DeBella tells of split with John” by Stu Bykofsky, pg. 39, col. 2: “Karma’s a bitch, it really is,” said Annette, “and I truly believe in karma.” OCLC WorldCat record Karma’s a bitch : a novel Author: J Gail Publisher: Brookhaven, PA : Truth Hurts Publications, 2007, ©2006. Edition/Format: Print book : Fiction : English : 2nd edView all editions and formats Database: WorldCat Summary: Tony Jackson things nothing of having other women in his girlfriend’s bed, robbing and stealing. When will Tony figure out that you can’t hold onto money when you get it the wrong way? OCLC WorldCat record Karma’s a bitch : a novel Author: Shannon Esposito Publisher: [Florida] : Misterio Press,  ©2011 Series: A Pet psychic mystery,  Edition/Format: Print book : Fiction : English Google Books Karma’s a Bitch: The Sergio Pages Story Nikki Sinclair CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Oct 21, 2011 - Fiction - 232 pages OCLC WorldCat record Karma is a Bitch Author: Katrin Knecht Publisher: Norderstedt Books on Demand 2014 Edition/Format: Print book : German : 1. Aufl Google Books Karma Is a Bitch Angela Hairston Highland Park Publishing, Jun 7, 2015 - 200 pages Stack Exchnge—English Language & Usage Why is karma a bitch? (...) Charles Doyle, Wolfgang Mieder & Fred Shapiro, The [Yale] Dictionary of Modern Proverbs (2012) gives a first occurrence date for “Karma is a bitch” of 1995, suggesting that this saying is very young: Karma is a bitch. 1995 Hollywood Reporter 7 Aug.: “Hello? Hello? HELLO? Nobody answers ... Did somebody say Tommy on line 2? Karma is a bitch” (ellipsis dots and capitalization as shown). ... Cf. “PAYBACK is a bitch” and “LIFE is a bitch.” In the Dictionary of Modern Proverbs, “Payback is a bitch” has a first cited occurrence from 1970, and “Life is a bitch” has a first cited occurrence from 1940 (and subsequent variations “Life is a bitch and then you die”  and “Life is a bitch and then you marry one” ). It’s unclear whether “Payback is a bitch” is an outgrowth of “Life is a bitch,” but I think it’s likely, given the similarity in their focus on retribution, that “Karma is a bitch” is a mutation of “Payback is a bitch.” answered Jul 25 ‘15 at 21:10 Sven Yargs Google Books Karma Is A Bitch: ( And So Am I ) Candace Mumford A.N.C. Media Publishing, Apr 3, 2016 - Fiction - 20 pages
2016-09-29T03:47:00-05:00A saying about the attractiveness of money is: “If I had a dollar for every time I was told I was unattractive to women, I’d be attractive to women.” “If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive, I would suddenly become more attractive to all of them” was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2014. The jocular saying has been printed on many GIFs. Twitter Colemania @colemanahoyt If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive, I would suddenly become more attractive to all of them 1:36 PM - 17 Oct 2014 Twitter Neza @Quazi_Gabriel If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive then I would suddenly be attractive to them 2:47 AM - 18 Oct 2014 Twitter Griffin @griffin_weinkam If I had a dollar for every time a girl thought I was unattractive, suddenly they’d all find me attractive 10:53 AM - 18 Oct 2014 Twitter JReap92 @modernhippiee If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive, they’d all be attracted to me 10:53 AM - 21 Oct 2014 Reddit If I had a dollar for every girl that didn’t find me attractive… submitted March 8, 2015 by ThatIronyTho They’d eventually find me attractive.. Reddit If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. submitted May 3, 2015 by rafay_M ba dum tsss Reddit If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive… submitted June 4, 2015 by Austin4488 They’d find me attractive. Reddit—Shower Thoughts If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive they’d find me attractive. submitted April 13, 2016 by Richard_Hanglow Reddit If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive submitted July 28, 2016 by hayden_cb Reddit—Shower Thoughts If I had a dollar for every time I was told I was unattractive, I would be attractive. submitted August 14, 2016 by CallahanWalnut
2016-09-29T03:47:00-05:00It’s an old saying that if government ran something (such as a casino or the racetrack), it would lose money. American economist John Rutledge said on Fox News on May 27, 2006: “Congress is the only whore house in America that loses money on a daily basis.” “Congress is the only whorehouse in America that loses money” was repeated by Rutledge on other occasions and has also been used by others. Wikipedia: John Rutledge (economist) John Rutledge (born August 16, 1948) was one of the principal architects of the Ronald Reagan economic plan in 1980-81 and was an advisor to the George W. Bush White House on tax policy in the United States. Rutledge is the Chairman of Rutledge Capital, a private equity investment firm that has invested more than $150 million in middle market manufacturing, distribution, and service companies. He is a member of the Advisory Boards of venture capital firms, hedge funds, and real estate investment firms. Rutledge is a visiting professor at the Chinese Academy of Sciences and Chief Advisor for Finance and Investment to the Governor of the Haidian District in Beijing. He is a board member of the Progress and Freedom Foundation, the Heartland Institute, and a senior fellow at the Pacific Research Institute. Google Groups: cakewalk.coffeehouse Quotable Quote BlackHawk 4/28/06 Just heard on FOXNEWS Cavuto show guest: “Congress is the only whorehouse in America that loses money.” SoonerFans.com Congress is the only Whorehouse around THAT LOSES MONEY! RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone! 4/28/2006, 03:38 PM hilarious quote...talk amongst our/yourselves. Fox News Recap of Saturday, May 27 Published May 29, 2006 Forbes on FOX In Focus: Congress or Corporate America: Which Is More Corrupt? John Rutledge, Forbes contributor: Congress is the only whore house in America that loses money on a daily basis. When something goes wrong in the corporate suite it’s because there is a problem with governance. There’s no adult home in the chairman’s chair. But Congress does this stuff every day. The real test is, would you let your kids go spend a summer at a congressman’s house? I wouldn’t. Rutledge Capital (Dr. John Rutledge) How big is your plane? February 7, 2007 (...) PS: This is not a knock on Democratic politicians. They are still amateurs in the abuse department compared with the Rebublican leaders they ousted. It’s a knock on Congress, the only whorehouse in America that loses money. National Review China Bashing Baloney by LARRY KUDLOW, August 2, 2007 10:19 AM (...) JOHN RUTLEDGE: Baloney. That’s how I respond. Larry, Congress is the only whorehouse in America that loses money. Twitter Dr. John Rutledge @johnrutledge -Farm Groups Blast McCain On Anti-Subsidies Stance ...As Do Dems And Agri. Committee Leaders. WDC, the only whorehouse that loses money. 1:37 AM - 7 Oct 2008 Twitter ارررررسلان årsªlán @Arsalanism Lol RT @USDayofRageFL: Congress is the only whorehouse that LOSES money. 4:29 PM - 28 Nov 2011 OZY September 28, 2016 THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF AMERICAN POLITICS: GREED By Sean Braswell WHY YOU SHOULD CARE Because the U.S. Congress, as the old saying goes, is the only whorehouse that loses money.
2016-09-29T03:47:00-05:00It takes two to tango, and it is said that it takes two to make an auction. It’s not known where the auction saying began. “It takes two bids to make an auction sale” was cited in a 1912 newspaper. “Two bids make an auction” was cited in 1932. “Don’t ever forget only two people make an auction” was cited in 1979. “It takes two to make an auction” was cited in 1983. “It only takes one to make a sale and two to make an auction” was posted on Twitter on August 25, 2016. 8 March 1912, The Tiller and Toiler (Larned, KS), “Only One Horse Was Sold,” pg. 5, col. 4: Only one bid, of $1,000, was received on the threshing outfit, and as it takes two bids to make an auction sale the machinery was not sold. 21 August 1932, Boston (MA) Sunday Globe, “Don’t raise your eyebrows during an auction sale” by Joseph Dinneen, pg. B3, col. 4: Two bids make an auction, and no matter what you think, it doesn’t hurt the auctioneer’s feelings a bit to see articles passing under his hammer which are worth 10 times the bid he receives for them. 9 March 1970, The Morning Herald (Hagerstown, MD), “Chambersburg Reacts Cautiously To Its First Art Auction” by Wayne A. Bromfield, pg. 13, col. 5: The ground rules were simple: “It takes two bids to make an auction.” 24 March 1979, Philadelphia (PA) Inquirer, “Auctions: Going, going, gone—right down to the final spoke” by Dick Pothier, pg. 11-A, col. 5: “Don’t ever forget only two people make an auction...you only need two people to make the price go up—fast.” (Ikram Choudhri, owner of an art gallery.—ed.) 4 September 1983, The Sun (Baltimore, MD), “What am I bid for Sotheby Parke Bernet?” by Lita Solia Cohen, pg. T8, col. 1: It takes two to make an auction and Sotheby’s John Marion is a pro at finding bidders. Google Books German Expressionist prints from the Ruth and Jacob Kainen Collection: An Exhibition By Andrew Robison and Jacob Kainen Washington, DC: National Gallery of Art 1985 Pg. 22: Of course, had we bid on the Heckel, the price might have escalated; as the old saying goes, “It takes only two to make an auction.” Google News Archive 30 March 1994, Southeast Missourian (Cape Girardeau, MO), “Man’s hobby becomes a unique museum” by BIll Heitland, pg. 2A, col. 5: Of course, it takes two to make an auction. Google Groups: comp.sys.ibm.ps2.hardware my god...has he no shame? Tony Ingenoso 1/24/02 All it takes is two to make an auction Google Groups: alt.autos.studebaker Coming soon O.T. studegary 10/8/02 (...) It only takes two to make an auction. Twitter InvestorsHub @IHub_StockPosts $ASAP : It takes two to make an auction. If what ever, is the only offer, its a damn good play on their part. Now if t http://bit.ly/hEs3Fa 4:28 PM - 10 Dec 2010 Google Books The Fool Who Invented Kissing: Shorties by Long By Doug Long British Columbia, Canada: BizNet Communications 2012 Pg. ?: After he third lot went for $2,00, I yelled, “Whoa! That’s way too cheap!” “Takes two to make an auction,” sneered the auctioneer. Twitter Irene Goodman @igagency It only takes one to make a sale and two to make an auction. 4:08 PM - 25 Aug 2016 Crested Butte (CO) News Plute trophy elk sells at auction but will remain at CB Visitor’s Center September 28, 2016 By Mark Reaman (...) “There’s an old saying in the auctioneer business that it only takes two to make an auction, and that’s what we had.”
2016-09-28T23:13:00-05:00A popular children’s joke is: Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he never lands. “Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he can Neverland!” was posted on a Disney-themed bulletin board on June 27, 2006. “Time for a stupid Disney joke. Do you know why Peter Pan always flys? Because he never lands!” was posted on Twitter on June 17, 2009. “How come Peter Pan has so many frequent flyer miles? Cause he Never Lands” was posted on Twitter on August 15, 2009. Sometimes this is made into a joke about a bad boxer (Peter Pan or someone else like him) who throws a punch that “never lands.” “Turns out Peter Pan isn’t a very good boxer. His punches would Neverland” was posted on Twitter on April 9, 2012. “@sabaduduLord decipher dis one:wen peter pan punches,he neverlands!” was posted on Twitter on April 18, 2012. “I love this joke because it never gets old” is an additional piece of humor that is often added at the end. The joke has been printed on many GIFs. Wikipedia: Peter Pan Peter Pan is a character created by Scottish novelist and playwright J. M. Barrie. A free spirited and mischievous young boy who can fly and never grows up, Peter Pan spends his never-ending childhood having adventures on the mystical island of Neverland as the leader of the Lost Boys, interacting with fairies, pirates, mermaids, Native American Indians, and occasionally ordinary children from the world outside Neverland. In addition to two distinct works by Barrie, the character has been featured in a variety of media and merchandise, both adapting and expanding on Barrie’s works. These include a 1953 animated film, a 2003 dramatic/live-action film, a TV series and many other works. DISboards.com Your best Disney Jokes! Discussion in ‘Welcome to the DIS’ started by Thinktinknpixiedust, Jun 26, 2006. (...) Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he can Neverland! mmlovers90, Jun 27, 2006 Twitter Stuart Sternberg @wdwfanzonestu Time for a stupid Disney joke. Do you know why Peter Pan always flys? Because he never lands! 9:23 PM - 17 Jun 2009 Twitter Ash M. Dey @ashmcdey How come Peter Pan has so many frequent flyer miles? Cause he Never Lands. 9:10 PM - 15 Aug 2009 Twitter Mona∞Halim @mona_halim “Why does peter pan fly”? “Cause he never never lands” lol 12:57 AM - 18 Aug 2010 Twitter jigglypuff’s vevo @d7i Top cantadas disney: “you know why peter pan is always flying? Cause he never never lands” 2:51 PM - 19 Jan 2011 Twitter Cody Laramy @CodyLaramy Turns out Peter Pan isn’t a very good boxer. His punches would Neverland. #pun 8:43 PM - 8 Apr 2012 Twitter Sapio_Sexual @bakkojay @sabaduduLord decipher dis one:wen peter pan punches,he neverlands! 2:29 AM - 18 Apr 2012 Twitter Pete Rampino @PeteRampino Peter Pan would make a terrible pro boxer because his punches NeverLand. 9:12 AM - 25 Apr 2012 Twitter Sopa 🎃 @sophiaaelizaa Why is Peter Pan always in the air? He Neverlands xD hahahahahahahahaha tht one never gets old x) 7:58 PM - 12 Dec 2012 Twitter Kate Allen @kaate852 Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never lands. I love this joke because it never gets old @HollieMayWilson 1:30 PM - 14 Jan 2013 Google Groups: Corny joke of the day by Karan 7/29/13 Karan Hirani 7/29/13 Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. The Punnery SEPTEMBER 14 2013 thatsridicarus 03:31 why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys… “beats Smee how you didn’t understand that” “maybe this is why tinkerbell is always fuckin pi[...]