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Published: 2017-10-19T04:45:00-05:00

 



“If you have ever eaten chocolate money, you have bit coins”

2017-10-19T04:45:00-05:00

Chocolate money had nothing to do with “bitcoin”—which is not a “bit” coin—but there have been several jokes. “The last time I Bitcoin, I was eating chocolate money my grandmother bought me for my birthday” was posted on Twitter on April 12, 2013. “Bit coin makes me think of chocolate money (gold and silver ones). I don’t know why” was posted on Twitter on March 30, 2013. “If you have ever eaten chocolate money, you have bit coins” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on October 18, 2017. Wikipedia: Bitcoin Bitcoin is a worldwide cryptocurrency and digital payment system called the first decentralized digital currency, as the system works without a central repository or single administrator. It was invented by an unknown person or group of people under the name Satoshi Nakamoto and released as open-source software in 2009. The system is peer-to-peer, and transactions take place between users directly, without an intermediary. These transactions are verified by network nodes and recorded in a public distributed ledger called a blockchain. Twitter Tyler Maas‏ @TylerJamesMaas The last time I Bitcoin, I was eating chocolate money my grandmother bought me for my birthday. 9:18 AM - 12 Apr 2013 Twitter Corinna Spencer‏ @Corr_ Bit coin makes me think of chocolate money (gold and silver ones). I don’t know why. 7:26 AM - 30 Mar 2013 Twitter A Literal Griffin‏ @mattgriffin I don’t understand this bitcoin thing at all. It’s like chocolate money right? 4:06 PM - 2 May 2013 Twitter Graham Hutson‏ @ghutson I’m asking for chocolate money for Christmas. It’s the new Bitcoin for sure http://bitcoincharts.com/charts/mtgoxUSD#rg60ztgSzm1g10zm2g25zv … 9:10 AM - 27 Nov 2013 Twitter JayFly‏ @JayFly What’s better bitcoin or Chanukah gelt? And do anonymous murder-for-hire guys take chocolate money? 5:30 PM - 6 Dec 2013 Twitter John Slater‏ @melonforecstasy How long before Bitcoin is exposed as chocolate money from HomeBargains? (Twitter photo filter...’Antique’ 6:39 PM - 6 Dec 2013 from Liverpool, England Twitter Rich‏ @Joe_Hallenbeck Bit coins. I love chocolate money. 3:25 PM - 25 Jan 2014 Twitter London Live Events ⭕️‏ @LondonLiveEvent What do you call a bag of half eaten chocolate money? bit coins #GoldCrackers 9:34 AM - 7 Oct 2014 Twitter Jeremy Cash‏ @jeremyscash My grandma thinks bitcoin is that edible chocolate money 11:01 AM - 15 Oct 2016 Reddit—Shower Thoughts If you have ever eaten chocolate money, you have bit coins submitted October 18, 2017 by nonoyesyesyesyes



“A quesadilla is essentially a grilled cheese sandwich”

2017-10-19T04:45:00-05:00

The Mexican “quesadilla” has been compared to the American “grilled cheese sandwich.” “The quesadilla, a Mexican version of a grilled cheese sandwich except that flour tortillas are used instead of bread, takes on new forms here” was published in the book Best Restaurants of San Francisco (1991). “A quesadilla is a grilled cheese sandwich made with tortillas” was printed in the book Nuevo Tex-Mex: Festive New Recipes from Just North of the Border (1998). Reddit—grilledcheese held a poll on July 2, 2017—“Is a cheese quesadilla a grilled cheese?” Wikipedia: Quesadilla A Quesadilla (/ˌkeɪsəˈdiːjə/, Spanish: [kesaˈðiʝa]) is a tortilla, usually a flour tortilla but also sometimes made with a corn tortilla, which is filled with cheese and then grilled. Other items, such as a savoury mixture of spices or vegetables, are often added, then they are cooked on a griddle. A full quesadilla involves two tortillas filled with cheese and stacked on top of each other. Halves are a single tortilla filled with cheese and folded into a half-moon shape. Wikipedia: Cheese sandwich A cheese sandwich is a basic sandwich generally made with one or more varieties of cheese on any sort of bread, such as flat bread or wheat bread, that may include spreads such as butter or mayonnaise. A grilled cheese sandwich is made by grilling the sandwich with butter or toasting it. Google Books Best Restaurants of San Francisco: The San Francisco chronicle guide to fine dining By Patricia Unterman San Francisco, CA: Chronicle Books 1991 Pg. 226: The quesadilla, a Mexican version of a grilled cheese sandwich except that flour tortillas are used instead of bread, takes on new forms here. Google Books Nuevo Tex-Mex: Festive New Recipes from Just North of the Border By David Garrido and Robb Walsh San Francisco, CA: Chronicle Books 1998 Pg. ?: A QUESADILLA IS A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH MADE WITH TORTILLAS. Twitter Kameron Hoffs‏ @IvoryTiger Rhion’s home from school “Daddy, I had a grilled cheese sandwich, but instead of bread, it had a tortilla!” You mean a quesadilla? YES! 4:32 PM - 27 Nov 2007 Twitter 🎃Chris MISKA-Tonick 🎃‏ @Chris_Tonick Didn’t feel like cooking so I just made Quesadillas; & really, what is the quesadilla, if not the Mexican incarnation of a Grilled Cheese? 8:43 PM - 4 May 2009 Twitter Keenan Jones‏ @KeenanAJones A grilled cheese sandwich is like an American Quesadilla… 9:18 PM - 5 May 2009 Twitter Shane Kearns‏ @grilledshane Can a quesadilla be considered a grilled cheese? Thoughts? 9:09 PM - 26 May 2009 Google Books The Tex-Mex Grill and Backyard Barbacoa Cookbook: More Than 85 Sizzling Recipes By Robb Walsh New York, NY: Ten Speed Press 2010 Pg. ?: A quesadilla is a grilled cheese sandwich made with tortillas. Twitter Yukon Cornelius‏ @willfersher a quesadilla is just a mexicans version of a grilled cheese 2:03 PM - 17 Aug 2012 Reddit—Shower Thoughts A cheese quesadilla is just a Mexican grilled cheese sandwich submitted July 14, 2015 by crotchknees COMMENTS twoheartedgal I work at a Latin restaurant and this is literally what I tell picky children that come in so they’ll still eat their food. Reddit—grilledcheese Could a quesadilla be considered a grilled cheese? (self.grilledcheese) submitted May 14, 2017 by KittyKeesh I mean, it’s grilled cheese between bread. No additives, so it’s not a melt. I argued this point for half an hour with a friend and now I’m asking you, dear subreddit Reddit—grilledcheese Is a grilled quesadilla a grilled cheese sandwich? (self.grilledcheese) submitted June 22, 2017 by Daesthelos context If a grilled cheese sandwich consists of bread and cheese, and if a tortilla by definition is bread, then would not a ‘sandwich,’ consisting of cheese and two tortillas, which has been grilled, be a grilled cheese sandwich? COMMENTS [...]



“Why did the Jewish man walk into a stop sign?"/"He wasn’t an observant Jew.”

2017-10-19T04:45:00-05:00

A non-observant Jew doesn’t follow all Jewish laws (such as kosher laws), but it doesn’t necessarily mean that a person is not observant to all details. “Has there ever been a joke about a guy who didn’t realize his wife was having an affair because he wasn’t an observant Jew?” was posted on Twitter on January 24, 2014. A joke was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 18, 2017: Q: Why did the Jewish man walk into a stop sign? A: He wasn’t an observant Jew. Twitter Capt.Willard‏ @BenjaminWillard A man walks into a synagogue: he wasn’t an observant Jew. #5kgag 5:21 AM - 23 May 2010 Twitter shueytexas‏ @shueytexas Replying to @yaeltime @yaeltime Has there ever been a joke about a guy who didn’t realize his wife was having an affair because he wasn’t an observant Jew? 2:26 PM - 24 Jan 2014 from Austin, TX Reddit—3amjokes Why did the Jewish man walk into a stop sign? self.3amjokes Submitted October 18, 2017 by mrawesomesword He wasn’t an observant Jew. COMMENTS HardlyNetworking Why didn’t the Jewish violinist succeed? He was non-practicing Twitter LOL Tweets™‏ @lolmgco Why did the Jewish man walk into a stop sign? He wasn’t an observant Jew. 4:54 PM - 18 Oct 2017 Twitter 3AM‏ @3AM_Jokes Why did the Jewish man walk into a stop sign?... He wasn’t an observant Jew. 4:59 PM - 18 Oct 2017



“Speed bumps are just expensive inverted potholes”

2017-10-19T04:45:00-05:00

Speed bumps are sometimes called “inverted potholes.” “ Does that refer to the inverted pot holes, otherwise know as speed humps?” was posted on the newsgroup aus.transport on March 13, 1999. “Humps are inverted potholes” was posted in The Guardian on March 25, 2008. “Speed bumps are just expensive inverted pot holes” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on October 18, 2017. Wikipedia: Speed bump Speed bumps (or speed breakers) are the common name for a family of traffic calming devices that use vertical deflection to slow motor-vehicle traffic in order to improve safety conditions. Variations include the speed hump, speed cushion, and speed table. The use of vertical deflection devices is widespread around the world, and they are most commonly found to enforce a low speed limit, under 40 km/h (25 mph) or lower. Google Groups: aus.transport Dim Jim Soorley claims credit for 50km/h limit - Is he crazy!? Seppo Renfors 3/13/99 (...) What the hell is “traffic calming”? Does that refer to the inverted pot holes, otherwise know as speed humps? The Guardian (London, UK) They give us the hump Harry Phibbs Tuesday 25 March 2008 05.30 EDT Recent figures show that road humps may be doing more harm than good. The next mayor of London should have the good sense to flatten them (...) Humps are inverted potholes and as such a daily source of irritation to motorists. Twitter potholes.co.uk‏ @potholesuk Speed humps are just inverted potholes, purposely built into the road. Here’s a site against them. http://www.joincrash.com 7:55 AM - 16 Mar 2010 Twitter Dustin Treinen‏ @SilverBlizzard Follow Follow @SilverBlizzard @gabek those aren’t speed bumps, they are inverted potholes. some call them “outties” 3:15 PM - 5 May 2010 Twitter Mkenya Daima‏ @japho1 A bump is an inverted pothole! 11:22 PM - 20 Jul 2011 Twitter Padstersdad‏ @padstersdad Follow Follow @padstersdad @VictoriaCoren speed bumps are of course merely inverted potholes 2:17 PM - 24 Dec 2011 Twitter Douglas Reid‏ @douglasreid Speedbumps are sort of like inverted potholes. #idea 11:57 AM - 14 Feb 2012 Reddit—Shower Thoughts Speed Bumps are just expensive inverted pot holes. submitted October 18, 2017 by Combatxlemming They are everywhere and make you slow down and sometimes you don’t see them. Twitter Shower Thoughts‏ @atshower Speed Bumps are just expensive inverted pot holes. 8:09 AM - 18 Oct 2017



“If you have ever eaten chocolate money, you have bit coins”

2017-10-19T04:45:00-05:00

Chocolate money had nothing to do with “bitcoin”—which is not a “bit” coin—but there have been several jokes. “The last time I Bitcoin, I was eating chocolate money my grandmother bought me for my birthday” was posted on Twitter on April 12, 2013. “Bit coin makes me think of chocolate money (gold and silver ones). I don’t know why” was posted on Twitter on March 30, 2013. “If you have ever eaten chocolate money, you have bit coins” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on October 18, 2017. Wikipedia: Bitcoin Bitcoin is a worldwide cryptocurrency and digital payment system called the first decentralized digital currency, as the system works without a central repository or single administrator. It was invented by an unknown person or group of people under the name Satoshi Nakamoto and released as open-source software in 2009. The system is peer-to-peer, and transactions take place between users directly, without an intermediary. These transactions are verified by network nodes and recorded in a public distributed ledger called a blockchain. Twitter Tyler Maas‏ @TylerJamesMaas The last time I Bitcoin, I was eating chocolate money my grandmother bought me for my birthday. 9:18 AM - 12 Apr 2013 Twitter Corinna Spencer‏ @Corr_ Bit coin makes me think of chocolate money (gold and silver ones). I don’t know why. 7:26 AM - 30 Mar 2013 Twitter A Literal Griffin‏ @mattgriffin I don’t understand this bitcoin thing at all. It’s like chocolate money right? 4:06 PM - 2 May 2013 Twitter Graham Hutson‏ @ghutson I’m asking for chocolate money for Christmas. It’s the new Bitcoin for sure http://bitcoincharts.com/charts/mtgoxUSD#rg60ztgSzm1g10zm2g25zv … 9:10 AM - 27 Nov 2013 Twitter JayFly‏ @JayFly What’s better bitcoin or Chanukah gelt? And do anonymous murder-for-hire guys take chocolate money? 5:30 PM - 6 Dec 2013 Twitter John Slater‏ @melonforecstasy How long before Bitcoin is exposed as chocolate money from HomeBargains? (Twitter photo filter...’Antique’ 6:39 PM - 6 Dec 2013 from Liverpool, England Twitter Rich‏ @Joe_Hallenbeck Bit coins. I love chocolate money. 3:25 PM - 25 Jan 2014 Twitter London Live Events ⭕️‏ @LondonLiveEvent What do you call a bag of half eaten chocolate money? bit coins #GoldCrackers 9:34 AM - 7 Oct 2014 Twitter Jeremy Cash‏ @jeremyscash My grandma thinks bitcoin is that edible chocolate money 11:01 AM - 15 Oct 2016 Reddit—Shower Thoughts If you have ever eaten chocolate money, you have bit coins submitted October 18, 2017 by nonoyesyesyesyes



“Raviolis are like lasagna pockets”

2017-10-19T04:45:00-05:00

Raviolis have sometimes been described as “lasagna packets.” “Ravioli is just lasagna pockets” was posted on Twitter on February 10, 2017. “Raviolis are like lasagna pockets” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on October 18, 2017. Wikipedia: Ravioli Ravioli [raˈvjɔːli] (plural form; singular: raviolo) are a type of dumpling composed of a filling sealed between two layers of thin pasta dough. Usually served either in broth or with a pasta sauce, they originated as a traditional food in Italian cuisine. Ravioli are typically square, though other forms are also used, including circular or semi-circular (mezzelune). Other related filled pastas include the ring-shaped tortellini and the larger tortelloni. Wikipedia: Lasagna Lasagne (/ləˈzænjə/ or /ləˈzɑːnjə/ or /ləˈsɑːnjə/, Italian pronunciation: [laˈzaɲɲe], singular lasagna) are wide, flat-shaped pasta, and possibly one of the oldest types of pasta. “Lasagne”, or the singular “lasagna”, commonly refers to a dish made with several layers of lasagne sheets alternated with sauces and other ingredients, such as meats and cheese. Twitter kimmi & jayson mroz‏ @KimmiSpangler Grubbed out on stuffed sausage & cheese ravioli/lasagna pocket things, parmesan & garlic bread and freshly cut pineapple & apple soda. WHOA. 11:01 PM - 16 Jan 2012 Twitter Mareesha 🎈‏ @Mareeeshaa Ravioli is just lasagna pockets 😱😱 11:57 AM - 10 Feb 2017 Twitter Spooky Daddy ☾‏ @K_Daddy44 Kris: “yeah frozen lasagna pockets.” Hannah: “you mean ravioli?” 😂😂😂 8:25 PM - 12 Sep 2017 Twitter VORE! IS! VALID!!!‏ @yetintrepid just saw a recipe for “lasagna pockets” thats a ravioli my friend 12:02 PM - 17 Oct 2017 Reddit—Shower Thoughts Raviolis are like lasagna pockets. submitted October 18, 2017 by TheKingofVTOL



“Leadership requires a vision of the world that doesn’t yet exist and the ability to communicate it”

2017-10-19T04:45:00-05:00

"Leadership requires two things: a vision of the world that does not yet exist and the ability to communicate it” is a quote that has been printed on several images. British/American author and motivational speaker Simon Sinek wrote in Start with Why: How Great Leaders Inspire Everyone to Take Action (2009): “All leaders must have two things: they must have a vision of the world that does not exist and they must have the ability to communicate it.” “Leadership requires two things: a vision of the world that does not yet exist and the ability to communicate it” was posted on Twitter on March 23, 2012. Wikipedia: Simon Sinek Simon O. Sinek (born October 9, 1973) is a British/American author, motivational speaker and marketing consultant. He is the author of four books including the 2009 best seller Start With Why: How Great Leaders Inspire Everyone to Take Action (2009). Google Books Start with Why: How Great Leaders Inspire Everyone to Take Action By Simon Sinek New York, NY: Portfolio/Penguin 2009 Pg. 227: All we have is the undying belief of this one person of a world that exists in the future and his ability to communicate it in a way that lets us imagine it as clearly. All leaders must have two things: they must have a vision of the world that does not exist and they must have the ability to communicate it. Twitter Jess Reed‏ @__jessreed Leadership requires two things: a vision of the world that does not yet exist and the ability to communicate it. 7:43 AM - 23 Mar 2012 Twitter John Rinaldo‏ @JohnRinaldo Leadership requires two things: a vision of the world that does not yet exist and the ability to communicate it. @simonsinek 4:24 PM - 27 Mar 2012 Twitter Tensley Almand‏ @TensleyAlmand “Leadership requires two things: a vision of the world that does not yet exist and the ability to communicate it.” @simonsinek 6:46 AM - 3 May 2012 Entrepreneur.com LEADERSHIP > CHARISMA August 7, 2017 The 5 Characteristics That Make a Charismatic Leader Personality and charm, not external power or authority, are what count most for the “it factor.” Sujan Patel VIP Contributor (...) In his book, Start with Why: How Great Leaders Inspire Everyone to Take Action, Sinek wrote “Leadership requires two things: a vision of the world that does not yet exist and the ability to communicate it.”



“Bacon Mac ‘n’ Cheese is basically just trashy Carbonara”

2017-10-19T04:45:00-05:00

"Bacon mac ‘n’ cheese” has been called a “sad Carbonara” or a “trash(y) Carbonara.” “I found that adding bacon bits to microwavable, gluten-free mac&cheese makes something akin to a sad carbonara” was posted on Twitter on October 8, 2009. “In shitty mood today. Combating it w/ white trash carbonara (mac n cheese w/ bacon & peas)” was posted on Twitter on December 10, 2010. “If you put bacon on a mac&cheese Can you call it carbonara?” was posted on Twitter on February 14, 2012. “Bacon Mac ‘n’ Cheese is basically just trashy Carbonara” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on October 19, 2017. Wikipedia: Carbonara Carbonara (Italian: [karboˈnaːra]) is an Italian pasta dish from Rome made with egg, hard cheese, Italian bacon, and pepper. The recipe is not fixed, with any sort of hard cheese, and any kind pasta acceptable. Cooks often substitute Guanciale (pork jowl) for the bacon. The cheese is usually Pecorino Romano. Spaghetti is the usual pasta, however, fettuccine, rigatoni, linguine, or bucatini are also used. Twitter Sean Bean‏ @notthatseanbean I found that adding bacon bits to microwavable, gluten-free mac&cheese makes something akin to a sad carbonara… 1:15 PM - 8 Oct 2009 Twitter Kate Bishop‏ @KatrinkaAl In shitty mood today. Combating it w/ white trash carbonara (mac n cheese w/ bacon & peas) & writing scathing email to Sen. Feinstein! w00t! 5:56 PM - 10 Dec 2010 Twitter Rita Branco‏ @brashandvulgar If you put bacon on a mac&cheese Can you call it carbonara? 5:13 PM - 14 Feb 2012 Twitter Daniel Verschelden‏ @D_HizzleDeluxe Made mac and cheese with bacon and called it carbonara because I just wanna go back to Italy 🇮🇹 4:19 PM - 10 Oct 2016 Twitter Hannah‏ @hanvictoria__ Guilty pleasure is Mac and Cheese with bacon! A kinda carbonara! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12:23 PM - 23 Aug 2016 Twitter 🌹Sturdy Chard 🌹‏ @Joey_LaRoo Last night: Trailer Trash Carbonara - Mac ‘n’ cheese with peas & Baco-bits. Tonight: English muffin pizzas w/carmelized onion & fresh basil 8:52 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Twitter Surly Gourmand‏ @surlygourmand Replying to @jenNick72 @ejwarfel If it had bacon it would be a white trash carbonara. 2:48 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reddit—Shower Thoughts Bacon Mac n Cheese is basically just trashy Carbonara submitted October 19, 2017 by stallionblade Am I the only one? COMMENTS themoderation I mean, I feel like the egg is a really important aspect of carbonate. It’s not just bacon pasta. stallionblade That’s why it’s trashy. Twitter ShowerThoughts Bot‏ @thoughtsbybot Bacon Mac n Cheese is basically just trashy Carbonara #showerthoughts 8:50 PM - 18 Oct 2017 (Posted after the above.—ed.)



“How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?"/"You can almost hear them.”

2017-10-19T03:11:01-05:00

A clarinet riddle is: Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Klosi Jokes Category: Music jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Joke: Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them. Twitter Bollywood Sargam‏ @bollywoodsargam Music jokes - 7668 Joke: Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them. .... http://tinyurl.com/lh58v2 1:02 PM - 30 May 2009 Facebook Clarinet Jokes April 14, 2010 at 3:57pm (...) Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them. Google Books Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack: Humour Pack Series By Frank Paul BookBaby 2014 Pg. ?: Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them. Twitter Shit Band Kids Say‏ @Band__Member How do you know when a clarinet is playing too loud? -You can almost hear them 12:37 PM - 23 May 2015 Twitter Lucky Score‏ @LuckyScoreNet Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them. #Joke from #MusicJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire 8:25 AM - 17 Oct 2017



“My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy…so I got drunk”

2017-10-18T04:39:00-05:00

"My wife gave me £50 and said spend it on something that makes me look sexy. So I got drunk on Jack Daniels” was posted on Twitter on December 21, 2011. “Whilst out xmas shopping the misses said to get something that makes her look sexy....so i got drunk” was also posted on Twitter on December 21, 2011. “My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so i got drunk”—a popular form of the saying—was posted on Twitter on January 22, 2012. The saying has been printed on several images. Twitter Lee S Photography‏ @lee2174 My wife gave me £50 and said spend it on something that makes me look sexy. So I got drunk on Jack Daniels 9:04 AM - 21 Dec 2011 Twitter steven collins‏ @stecollins1 Whilst out xmas shopping the misses said to get something that makes her look sexy....so i got drunk 11:12 AM - 21 Dec 2011 Twitter David Ulliott‏ @devilfish2011 Went xmas shopping wife said get something to make her look sexy !! So I got drunk 5:33 PM - 24 Dec 2011 Google Books The Mammoth Book of One-Liners Edited by Geoff Tibballs London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd 2012 Pg. ?: For her birthday, my wife told me to get something that would make her look sexy. So I got drunk. Twitter The Best Jokes‏ @BestJoker My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so i got drunk. 5:30 AM - 22 Jan 2012 Twitter Luis F. Martinez‏ @luisfmjumper “My wife told me to go get something that made her look sexy. So I got drunk.” that’s bad. 2:27 AM - 22 Apr 2012 Thought Catalog 50 Brilliant Sarcastic Jokes That Will Crack You Up When You’re Feeling Snarky By Mélanie Berliet, March 4th 2016 (...) 23. My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk. Root Report FUNNY, QUOTES / MAY 25, 2017 75+ Best Funny Sarcastic Quotes You Won’t Believe (...) My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy… so I got drunk. Reddit—Oneliners My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy… so I got drunk. submitted October 18, 2017 by serenaa9