2017-01-18T04:57:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P.
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2017-01-18T04:00:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P. Twitter Adam Melancon @melancon I entered a local paper’s pun contest. I sent in 10 different puns hoping that at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. 10:31 PM - 29 Jun 2008 Twitter WestleyAnnis @WestleyAnnis there was the guy who sent 10 different puns to friends, with the hope that at least 1 of the puns would make them laugh.No pun in ten did. 9:02 AM - 28 Jul 2008
2017-01-18T01:03:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P. Twitter Sara @2SpookyMC My valentine. We have a special connection...... its called WiFi 3:57 PM - 13 Feb 2012 Twitter paige @weyheybatman Oh yep, I have a valentine… his names wifi, we have a connection. c; 10:06 PM - 2 Feb 2013 Twitter chlo @_chloewarren My wifi will be my valentine we have a strong connection 1:55 AM - 5 Feb 2013 Twitter käterinä @katerinasage12 I think my valentine this year will be my wifi. We have a strong connection 11:57 AM - 5 Feb 2013 Twitter dgimedianyc @DukeGordoneInk RT @Pink_Steel: So I’ve decided that my wifi will be my Valentine. We just have this weird connection… 6:07 AM - 5 Feb 2013 Twitter Alex @Alexander_xoxo so i’ve decided that my wifi will be my valentine. idk, we just have this connectionヅ 12:12 PM - 5 Feb 2013 Twitter McLovin @tbhmclovin So I’ve decided that my wifi will be my valentine. I don’t know, we just have this connection. 4:50 PM - 5 Feb 2013
2017-01-18T00:36:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P. Wikipedia: Smarties Smarties are a colour-varied sugar-coated chocolate confectionery popular primarily in the United Kingdom, the Isle of Man, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Portugal, Romania, Spain, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Germany, Austria, the Netherlands, Belgium, France, Italy, Greece, the Nordic countries, South Africa, and the Middle East. They have been manufactured since 1937, originally by H.I. Rowntree & Company in the UK. They are currently produced by Nestlé. Wikipedia: M&M’s M&M’s (styled as m&m’s) are “colorful button-shaped chocolates” produced by Mars, Incorporated. The candy shell, each of which has the letter “m” printed in lower case on one side, surrounds a filling which varies depending upon the variety of M&M’s. The original candy had a milk chocolate filling which, upon introducing other variations, was branded as the “plain” variety. (...) M&M’s originated in the United States in 1941, and are now sold in as many as 100 countries. Twitter Wayne Mansfield @WayneMansfield Xmas cracker Joke:Q. Why did the jelly baby go to school? A. Because it wanted to be a smartie. Courtesy: Marlene http://bit.ly/a3UG 1:13 AM - 17 Dec 2008 Twitter Prongo kids games @Prongo Joke of the day: Q: Why did the jellybean go to school? A: Because he wanted to be a smartie! Submitted by: smiley 7:44 AM - 4 Jun 2009 Twtter Lisa LaJoie @ClairvoyantLisa Why did the m&m go to university? It wanted to be a smartie ! 8:53 PM - 10 Jun 2009 Twitter star @starinmelbourne @charliegirrrl Q: why did the m&m go to school? A: he wanted to be a smartie! 12:37 AM - 8 Feb 2010
2017-01-17T18:22:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P. Wikipedia: Meadery A meadery is a winery that produces honey wines or meads. Particularly in Cornwall, a meadery can also refer to a type of restaurant that serves mead and food with a medieval ambience. A meadery would typically be in the style of a banquet hall, having wooden flooring, heavy wooden tables, and lit by candlelight with white-painted granite walls. Eater—New York Former Tween Star Will Open a Meadery, Madame Vo Debuts, a New Indian Spot, and More Intel Nix serves lunch, a Taiwanese chain slated for Elmhurst, plus more NYC news by Melissa McCart Jan 17, 2017, 9:31am EST (...) Former child star, twin Dylan Sprouse (Big Daddy, Disney’s “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody”)is the brewer at All-Wise Meadery set to open in the William Vale Hotel (111 N. 12th St.) in Williamsburg by spring.
2017-01-17T09:20:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P. “The doctor told me that I need to lose some weight, so I bought a dog, named him ‘Some Weight,’ and lost him” is a similar joke. Twitter Jamie Capria @MrFornicator I named my dog 5 Miles so I can tell people I walk 5 Miles every day. 8:55 PM - 2 Nov 2012 Twitter So Cal Pet Sitting @SoCalPetSitting Joke of the day: I named my dog Five Miles, so I can tell people everyday I walk Five Miles. 1:16 PM - 2 May 2013 Twitter Du-par’s Restaurants @DuParsRestauran Joke of the Day: I named my dog “Five Miles.” That way, I can tell my friends everyday I walk five miles. 3:14 PM - 6 May 2013 Lite Rock 105 Music Brian’s Corny Joke of the Day Posted on September 11, 2014 (...) Why did the guy name his dog 5 miles? SO EVERYDAY HE CAN SAY “I JUST WALKED 5 MILES”
2017-01-17T04:42:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P. Pun.me April 15, 2016 40 Best Dad Jokes which are embarrassingly awful! (...) 40. People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.
2017-01-17T04:42:00-05:00eBay.com is an online auction and shopping website. A joke is: “eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.” The joke was first posted on Twitter on July 18, 2016. Wikipedia: eBay eBay Inc. is an American multinational corporation and e-commerce company, providing consumer-to-consumer and business-to-consumer sales services via the Internet. It is headquartered in San Jose, California. eBay was founded by Pierre Omidyar in 1995, and became a notable success story of the dot-com bubble. Today it is a multibillion-dollar business with operations localized in over 30 countries. The company manages eBay.com, an online auction and shopping website in which people and businesses buy and sell a broad variety of goods and services worldwide. Twitter Tom Kardon @tomkardon eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. 7:10 PM - 18 Jul 2016 Twitter MR.FLEXXCELLENT™ @MRFLEXXCELLENT eBay is so useless. i tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches 2:40 PM - 19 Jul 2016 Twitter Amanda Barbara @amanda_puhleaz Mothers text goes a follows: Joke of the day...eBay is so useless. I tried looking up lighters and all I got was 13749 matches...😂🙃😂 6:20 PM - 8 Aug 2016 Reddit—Dadjokes eBay is so useless… (self.dadjokes) submitted December 8, 2016 by madazzahatter I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. Reddit—Jokes eBay is so useless submitted January 16, 2017 by therap321 I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
2017-01-17T04:42:00-05:00Entry in progress—B.P. Twitter Alice @AliceAguera @joelchapman hm yes I do.could possibly be even more dad jokeish then urs.goes like this:’Dad I’m hungry’..’Hi hungry I’m dad’*boom boom ch* 6:06 AM - 24 Oct 2009 Twitter andy steele @andysteele I’m Hungry! “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad” #Dadjoke 12:50 AM - 10 Feb 2010 Twitter ❤️ @Tiiarna_Louise RT @JessicaSlurpee: “dad, i’m hungry.” hey, hungry.” “dad, i’m serious.” “i thought you were hungry?” “are you kidding me?” “nope, i’m dad.” 12:57 AM - 1 Mar 2011 Twitter Zoveoriel McGrumpy @zoveoriel epicRT@nurfianana :"Dad, I’m hungry” “Hello, hungry” “Dad, I’m serious” “I thought you were hungry?” “Are you kidding me?” “No. I’m dad ” 8:20 AM - 12 Mar 2011 Odyssey At Widener University 10 Great Dad Jokes Sep 12, 2016 (...) 10. “I’m hungry” Hi hungry, I’m Dad.