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“Sir Patrick Stewart will be playing Poop Emoji in ‘The Emoji Movie’” links

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 16:00:03 +0000

Sir Patrick Stewart will be the voice of the poop emoji in The Emoji Movie. [Dlisted] Pres. Obama granted a lot of pardons & commutations. [Jezebel] Should Brad Pitt & Halle Berry date? [LaineyGossip] Ruby Rose’s ensemble doesn’t make much sense, but sure. [Go Fug Yourself] Anne Hathaway in the Colossal trailer – this looks […]

Inauguration Open Post: Hosted by a short-fingered, baby-fisted vulgarian

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 15:20:50 +0000

The inauguration of Emperor Baby Fists is upon us. He Who Shall Not Be Named, The Orange One, Cheeto Mussolini, Twitler, whatever you want to call him, that’s fine with me. Starting at noon today, fascism will have won. Vladimir Putin won, although I think Putin is in for a dangerous lesson about getting what […]

James McAvoy on the inauguration: ‘I’m not American, so it’s your f–king problem’

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 13:15:47 +0000

Here are some photos from Wednesday night’s New York premiere of Split, the horror-thriller movie from M. Night Shyamalan. I’m including photos of Night, star actresses Haley Lu Richardson and Anya Taylor-Joy and of course the lead, James McAvoy. Variety went to the small-ish premiere and they asked McAvoy, who is a Scotsman, if he […]

Michael Douglas: We should give Emperor Baby Fists a chance, ‘he’s not an idiot’

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 13:00:24 +0000

Embed from Getty Images Many celebrities knew Donald Trump before he ever ran for president. They thought he was tacky, of course, but they still invited him to parties back then, and they liked playing on his golf courses. Michael Douglas was one of those celebrities. He’s known Trump for years, and they’ve been social […]

Will Duchess Kate ‘host’ Pippa Middleton’s bachelorette party in Switzerland?

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 12:40:31 +0000

Embed from Getty Images One thing to look forward to in this, our year of the apocalypse, is that Pippa Middleton is finally getting married to Terribly Rich James Matthews. The wedding is going down on May 20 in Berkshire, with a small church wedding and then a reception to follow at Middleton Manor, where […]

Andrew Garfield: Trump has ‘sickness, toxicity’ emanating out of every pore

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 12:30:29 +0000

Andrew Garfield is considered American and British, did you know that? He was born in LA and raised in England, thus his posh British accent (although he can also do a perfect American accent). His mother in British and his dad is American. I believe that means he gets to vote in both America and […]

Tom Ford: The Trumps should only wear inexpensive, American-made clothes

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 12:25:35 +0000

As I’ve said before, I enjoy Tom Ford’s interviews. I enjoy the fact that Tom Ford does a normal promotional tour for his films, which he’s doing right now for Nocturnal Animals. Tom is funny, bitchy, judgy and he never really speaks without thinking. Nocturnal Animals will probably rack up some Oscar nominations this year, […]

Was Serena Williams ‘rude’ for asking a reporter to apologize to her?

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 12:20:30 +0000

Embed from Getty Images It seems like no one can just let the Williams sisters just LIVE. Yesterday there were dual kerfuffles about Serena and Venus Williams. Venus’s controversy wasn’t even anything she did – ESPN commentator (and American) Doug Adler used the word “gorilla” to describe Venus’s tactics. Adler came under fire, he apologized […]

Moby: Donald Trump is ‘this un-evolved, feral, self-interested man-baby’

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 12:05:41 +0000

Emperor Baby Fists’ inauguration will hopefully be a disaster. And we’ve seen, it wouldn’t be so funny and painful if Baby Fists didn’t actually care. He cares, BIGLY, about having cool people and celebrities at his inauguration. Too bad that his people kept inviting celebrities who want nothing to do with him. One of those […]

John Mellencamp is singing about Black Lives Matter now, just FYI

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 12:01:31 +0000

It’s been a really long time since I’ve actually listened to a John Mellencamp song, which is why it was out of character for me to click on this story. I think it was because I saw “John Mellencamp” and “Black Lives Matter” in the same story and I was like “???” Mellencamp is a […]