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Hollywood voicemails



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Monty Python "Oooh hello, you've reached theMonty Python silly voices preservation society....."



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Movie Trailer "From the person you've tried to reach comes..Answering Machine, The story of a phone that just kept ringing....."



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Homer Simpson "Hello, you've reached the home of whoever you're calling. We can't take your call right now because we're at Moe's tavern with a frosty mug of Duff beer....."



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John Wayne "Hold on there pilgrim, just because this is an answering machine doesn't give you the right to hang up....."



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Stayin Alive "Whether you're brother or whether you're my mother speak after the beep, after the beep......"



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You Sexy Thing "I believe in miracles, when you call, you sexy thing....."



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Austin Powers "No one's home baby. leave a message and we'll be sure to get back to you...Oh behave..... 01"



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Mission Impossible "Hello, your mission should you choose to accept it is to leave your name, number and a brief message after the beep. This recording will self destruct..... "



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In the space time continuum has connected you to a channel in the 21st century .....



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Congratulations You are the 5,000,000th caller today. You have won a brand new car, providing of course that you can answer these questions.You have 15 seconds to tell us your name, number and to name all the victims on the Titanic.....



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Bogart Of all the answering machines in all the world, you had to call ours, We'll get back to you, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow.....



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Kermit the Frog "Hello, Kermit the Frog here, testing 1 2 3, ahem, Gee, I must have a frog in my throat .."



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Hi and welcome to our fun phoneline where you can talk to our voicemail machine for only 2.99 per minute, please leave you credit card details after the tone.....



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Dame Edna "Well hello possums, I'm sorry that I'm unable to pick up the megastar hotline.."



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Elvis Hey there baby, this is the king. I am a little busy right now...



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In Japan the hand can be used like a knife.....



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Hi there and welcome to the easy listening sounds of this voicemail device, coming to you every day .....



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Incidental music Hello.... Have the lambs stoppped screaming Don't bother with a trace, I won't be on long enough.....



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Incidental music "And now....From the household you tried to reach, the untold story about how they missed your call. Relive the exciting drama of a return call.."



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Well, howdy. Since there's noone here 'cept Smith, Wesson and me, I bet you're dying to hang up and not leave a message.....



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Mick Jagger "'ello, yeah, awight. Ere, how you all doin' out there .."



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The sweeping saga of love and war in the old South, comes to a voicemail box near you. It's 'Gone from the phone'.....



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Hello there and welcome to the show. Todays topic is voicemail devices and why we love to hate them .....



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Get ready for action as NonStop Fox brings you 'The World most Scariest phone Messages 4....



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Pulp Fiction Theme Hi telemarketers. One big phone scam. It's Quentin Tarantino's, Resevoir Phones.....



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You, 'sup. Make sure that you leave a message that's funky.....



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Arnold Schwarzenegar "Asta la vista baby. Don't terminate your call, leave your message after the tone, I'll be back.."



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Hello and welcome to telephone tag time again, here's how we play. First, you leave a message .....



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Hello....May I say who's calling Oh yes, I've heard alot about you, you must be someone very special.....



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The Young Ones "Now, will you get that bloody phone...Ooo, I just did Vivien. Well, Neil, could you kindly tell them that we can't get to the phone.."



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Del Boy and Rodney "I'm afraid there's nobody available to take your call at the moment....oi gimme that you little tart....."



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Homer Simpson "Hello, you've reached the home of whoever you're calling. We can't take your call right now because we're at Moe's tavern with a frosty mug of Duff beer....."



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James Stewart "Eh, eh, listen carefully, I, I, have only ten seconds to explain to you how to leave a message on one of these machines....."



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John Wayne "Hold on there pilgrim, just because this is an answering machine doesn't give you the right to hang up....."



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Julian Clary "Hello, yes, it's an answering machine, I've just slipped out......"



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Monty Python "What is it you great pillock, why do you persist in bothering us......"



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Ned Flanders "Well howdillydoodleeydooo, caller hangs up hello, hello, hellodleyodley."



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Absolutely Fabulous "Alright sweety, I'm not in at the moment, I'm out with Patsy darling, out with Patsy we've gone to Harvey Nicks....."



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Alan Partridge "Ahhah And thanks for calling for Alan's big question....."



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Ali G 1 "Boyakasha This is Ali innit, aaaii, but me is too busy chillin' with me btches...."



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Ali G 2 "Boyakasha I can not be ere to take your call cos me is chillin' with Madonna innit....."



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Basil Fawlty "Ok, fine, no, no problem whatsoever, I mean I don't know exectly what you expected when you rang my answer machine, birds singing maybe....."



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Ben Elton "Of course, it's always a testing time when you're waiting for the answer phone message to finish, you're thinking Oh my god, what the hell am I gonna say....."



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Billy Connolly "Hii, its Billy. I'm having a few wee problems I don't even know how to work this bloody phone, mobiles are very much like women....."



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Boycey "Now if that's Marlene, I'm off down the Nag's head having a quiet drink....."



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Bruce Forsythe "Oh it's nice to hear from you, to hear from you nice. Now please leave a message after the tone, and if you play your cards right....."



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Chris Tarrant "OK, thanks for calling, and remember that you've still got the chance to phone another friend if you get bored of listening to my answer machine message....."



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Dev "Geena and I are far too busy to talk to the likes of you. So what I suggest you do is leave whatever stupid thing you've got to say after the tone."



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Dr. Evil "Thank you for calling Dr. Evil. I am unavailable to take your call as I am masterminding a plan that will end Austin Powers....."



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Elvis "Hey baby, this here's the King. I can't get to the phone at the moment, I'm too busy....."



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Fat Bastard "I know why you called me, it's cos I'm so sexy, I mean, look at my sexy body....."



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Frank Butcher "Oh baby, oh baby, oh Pat, oh Pat, please leave me a message darling....."



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Frank Skinner "Thanks, you've reached Frank Skinner's voicemail. Eh, basically eh I can't actually get to the phone at the moment....."



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Frank Spencer "Ooh. Betty told me to record a message for all our friends to listen to, so, here goes....."



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Gordon Brittas "Hi this is Gordon Brittas, and if you could leave me a message for the whole team, after the tone, that would be most excellent."



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Hugh Grant "Hi, um, this is um, this is Hugh, um, you know, some, well you know, um a little bit funny, try to leave a message....."



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James Bond "Hi, this is Bond, James Bond, 007. I'm out at the moment chasing Pussy, and then I've got to see Moneypenny after that....."



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Jimmy Saville "Now then now then. Thanks for calling, right, Dear Jim, now, now then, now, if you're a young man or young lady, please speak after the bleep....."



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Jonathan Ross "Hello, and what do you think you're calling me up for this time, I mean it's completely widiculous, you should be in bed by now surely....."



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Julian Clary "Hello punters, I appear to be strangely drawn into speaking onto this voicemail message....."



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Loyd Grossman "Sooo, let's look at the evidence, the mobile phone, the mystery caller, the dodgy answer phone message, who'd own a mobile like this....."



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Michael Caine "Now. My name is Michael Caine. And not a lot of people know that. Now this deal is big, in fact, it could be worth a bloody fortune....."



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Jonny Vegas "Come on monkey, we've got to do our message for the mobile phone, hey monkey, come on....."



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Mrs. Bucket "The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking. I'm unavailable to take your call as I'm out with my sister Violet....."



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Oasis "Hey, alright, hows it going Now fuin' leave a message right, otherwise I'm gonna be fuin' unhappy with yer aren't I eh....."



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Tommy Cooper "I went to the mobile phone repair shop the other day. I said 'excuse me sir, I've broken my phone in 4 places.' He said 'well don't go those places.'



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Trigger Happy "These mobile phones you know, sometimes, they talk to me they do. They say 'Kill, kill, kill', you know......"



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Victor Meldrew "I do not believe it. I mean what do think you're playing at. I'm trying to get some rest and all you can do is ring me up and leave stupid messages. Now sod off."



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Wallace and Gromit "You've reached the mobile phone of Wallace and Gromit, but Gromit can't get to the phone at the moment so it's up to me. Come on Gromit."



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John Major "Hello, I'm sure you miss me being Prime Minister, in fact, I have to say that I miss the job....."



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William Haguesinging "What do you get when you lose your job No banter with the Prime MInister....."