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Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:42:03 PDTIt's no secret that I'm a fan of Twitter.Well, I was, until it started being so unreliable. Now, I'm caught with some golden handcuffs. I find myself using Twitter because that's where the people to whom I want to speak tend to reside. And yet, Twitter's ever faltering set of features has me struggling to find ways to workaround its fickle architecture.But that got me to thinking. Maybe this is my problem to fix. Maybe? I mean, I already have to use tricks to stay on top of Twitter content. Why couldn't I come up with a trick to replace the Twitter functionality that I find truly valuable?Maybe I can.Let's take Twitter's track feature. Anyone who spends much time in Twitter eventually happens upon track. It's a really easy way to make sure that you're staying on top of Twitter conversations that are important to you.Long story short, Twitter track uses the Jabber/XMPP interface to send messages to your IM (instant message) or SMS when a term you're tracking pops up. The beauty and elegance of the solution is that it knows whether your online or not. Online? IM. Offline? SMS.Elegant.There's only one problem: Twitter track has been broken for quite some time. And it's showing absolutely no sign of being repaired anytime soon.But, I've come up with a workaround that's helping me compensate for the lack of track. So I thought I'd share the hack. (I'm a poet.)So, why now? It's been broken for ages. Well, three things:Replies were broken for awhile (fixed!) which led me to use Summize pretty activelyI just read an inspirational post from Marshall Kirkpatrick on RSS magicAnd a recent post by Corvida on IM Feeds sparked a bit of an epiphany for meSo let's get on with it, shall we?Faking Twitter track by jumping through some hoopsLet me start out with some caveats.First, this isn't perfect. It doesn't capture everything. But it grabs far more than what you're seeing right now.Second, this isn't as elegant as the Jabber/XMPP thing. If you choose to do both IM and SMS, you're going to get both IM and SMS. It's not an intelligent or elegant means of alerting you. It's a hack.Third, this is some serious hoop jumping, relying on a number of services to function.Fourth, this isn't instantaneous. I've seen anywhere from a few minutes delay to 30-minutes delay.And finally, fifth, if you're tracking your username, you're going to get an echo of the tweets you send.That said, it's still better than nothing.So, how do you build a pseudo Twitter track?Go to Summize (or TweetScan or another preferred Twitter conversation search that provides an RSS feed) and search for the term you want to track.Look in the left sidebar for the "Feed for this query"Right-click or Control-click to copy the URL of that feed.Okay. Now, you've got the golden nugget. That RSS feed for the important term you want to track on Twitter. Now, you need to decide: Do I want to be alerted via IM? Do I want to be alerted via SMS? Do I want both?(Actually, before you do anything else, another thing you might want to do is go ahead and add this feed to your preferred feed reader, too. I mean, just as a fail safe.)If you want to build a fake Twitter track via IM:Head on over to IM Feeds (or a similar RSS to IM service)Add the appropriate account to your IM softwareWait for the instructions to arriveSend the contact the message "sub [feed URL from Summize]" (or through its prescribed subscribe mechanism)Congratulations! You now have a half-assed Twitter track solution for IM. Bravo! When that term pops up on Twitter, give it a few minutes for Summize to catch it, then give it a few minutes for IM Feeds to process it, and then you'll get it.If you want to build a fake Twitter track for SMS:Head on over to Pingie (or a similar RSS to SMS service)Enter your particulars and the feed URL from SummizeVerify the account when the message hits your phoneVoila! You now have a half-assed Twitter track solution for SMS. Now we're cooking!Use both IM and SMS and maybe you'll actually catch all of the messages that Twitter is supposed to be tracking for us. (And, again, add that RSS feed t[...]
Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:13:58 PDTI know. I know. Hypocritical is getting all dusty from lack of use. I apologize.But I have excuses.I've been spending a great deal of my time working on Silicon Florist, a blog about under-the-RADAR startups in Portland, Oregon, and the surrounding areas.But what about the snark? The venting of my bile that used to occur on hypocritical rather regularly? Well that, gentle reader, has been occurring—for the most part—on Twitter, where I found that I can exorcise my demons in 140 characters or less.If you haven't tried Twitter yet, I would highly recommend you do.Which brings me to this post's topic.I got into a discussion today about "influence" and "attention" on Twitter. And while I don't have good answers to those questions, I do have a decent answer to one little tangential question that was asked, "How do you use RSS feeds to manage Twitter?"Now, I follow more than 1,000 people on Twitter. So sometimes the information can get a little deep. To help me manage the information flow (and to help you if you're interested), I have three simple ways that I use RSS feeds and a feed reader to make Twitter more manageable—and exceedingly valuable. (For more thoughts on using Twitter, I highly recommend Marshall Kirkpatrick's "Twitter is paying my rent.")Enough lead in, let's get to it.You've got a feed reader, right? If not, go get one. Google Reader will suffice. And you've got your Twitter account already, right? And you're following me? Oh wait. That last one is appreciated but not required.So let's dive in.Add your Twitter "with_friends" feed to your feed reader. (That's the feed that's available off of http://twitter.com/home when you're logged in.) Why add this feed when this is the stream you see all the time? Trust me. You're going to miss stuff once you start following a few folks. And having a backup is going to help.Choose a few friends who are "must reads" and add each of them to your feed reader. (This would be the feed from something like http://twitter.com/turoczy.) Once the tweets start flying, you'll find that the person who seemed to dominate your Twitter stream in the early days will suddenly seem practically silent. Cut through the clutter by making sure you've got a trail of his or her tweets.Use a Twitter search engine to capture feeds of important topics, your username, and common misspellings. I use both Tweetscan and Terraminds (if it ever recovers) for my Twitter searching. Both offer RSS feeds. Pick a term, search for it, and snag the RSS feed. For what do I search? Well, I search for my username, for one. Because unless someone uses your @username at the beginning of a tweet, it's never going to appear in your replies. And, I know this may come as a shock, but some people misspell "Turoczy" from time to time. I know. Crazy. So, I also have feeds on "turcozy," just in case. You can use Twitter's track feature for this, as well. But I find having a feed makes it easier to process this info at my convenience. (Okay, I use track too, but the RSS feed is a good backup.)So those are my three basic ways to use RSS to help manage your Twitter stream and your sanity.If you're interested in more advanced techniques, just let me know via comments. I'd be happy to highlight some more.And I look forward to chatting with you on Twitter. [...]
Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:47:35 PSTSo, I went back to Starbucks, today. For the first time in a long time. And, yes, you know me. I fell for the hype about the retraining.And that's why I went back. Because I just had to see.Took it. Hook, line, and sinker.And while the cynic in me was really hoping to be able to report an "epic fail" on my first attempt, I have to admit that wasn't the exactly the case. And yet, in some ways, it was.Now, I have frequented various Starbucks establishments for more than 13 years. I've been a barista (although not at Starbucks). I drink a lot of coffee. And I'm in marketing. Which means I have to drink a lot of coffee. (It's like a prerequisite.)So the hype about the now infamous "Starbucks retraining" that closed down stores to bring the "partners" back to a common understanding of their roles in the organization? Loved it. Ate it up. Brilliant marketing move.But it only becomes a brilliant marketing campaign if it actually has a pay off.So I went back. To the worst offender of the "Starbucks way" in my neighborhood. (Please bear in mind that I have at least--at least--six Starbucks within a mile or so of my house that I could call my "neighborhood Starbucks.")The service was noticeably better. A revived sense of politeness. A willingness to help. Chatty without being too chatty. Really a nice experience, personally.But, then there's the thing that I actually came for: the coffee.Now, I drink the same drink practically every time I go to Starbucks. I mean sure, sometimes I fall for the Cinnamon Dolce Crack Latte or a seasonal Peppermint Mocha. But day-in and day-out, it's a quad Con Panna that will fit the bill.Okay. I realize that thinking of "tastiness" as one of the benefits of a Con Panna is like thinking of "weight loss" as one of the benefits of meth. I get that. But I've been drinking these things for years and years. All over the country. At Starbucks and otherwise.I mean, I was drinking them when they were still on the Starbucks menu. So I know what they should taste like. I know what's good and what's bad.And the one I got today? Still tasted like ass.Now, it doesn't help that I've had a couple of meetings at Stumptown Coffee, this week. Where I've had the opportunity to have a really, really good quad Con Panna or five.I mean, that's not really fair. That's like eating your grandma's homemade apple pie for a few days and then expecting a McDonald's apple pie to compare.It's not fair. It's not fair to expect miracles overnight, either. But then again, I'm not generally rational or fair.And continuing the McDonald's analogy, at least with McDonald's the apple pie would be the same apple pie, no matter where I bought it. At Starbucks, the consistency is all over the board. A million different flavors of crappy, with some bright spots of tastiness in between.So service? Great. But coffee? May still be a problem.So, I've now officially given up. Despite the convenience and the history. I'm done. I mean, I'm an addict, so I'll go if it's the only option. But if I have a choice? I'm done with Starbucks.You see, there's a reason that I go to coffee shops. And it's not for atmosphere.There's a reason that I'm willing to play the role of "completely uncool old guy" at Albina Press or Village Coffee or Urban Grind or Stumptown or Ugly Mug.And that reason is because of the coffee. Good coffee.And I'm willing to put up with pretty surly service to get it. Because that's why I go there.If I can get great service and great coffee? Then you've got me.And Starbucks, in my opinion, still has a ways to go before that happens.But, please keep working at it, Mr. Schultz. And maybe I'll be back. [...]
Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:30:53 PSTI know, I know. You're busy.
Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:51:22 PSTThere must be a glut of money and a lack of thought up in Seattle.
Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:46:30 PSTIt dawns on me that I have failed to mention one of my little side-projects to the hypocritical reader base. Hypocritical, I may be. Rude? Not usually. So, please allow me to share...
Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:48:08 PSTUseful insomuch as its mere existence is a reminder of how 99.9% of things claiming to be "branding" focus on being pretty, while being, in actuality, relatively useless.
Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:41:14 PDTOopie.
Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:37:06 PDT[Full disclosure: I have been an Apple Macintosh user since the late eighties and I bought an Apple iPhone the day it was released.]For those of you who know me or for those of you who read hypocritical, you realize there is an evil, evil marketer buried within me. One with whom I have to battle. One I have to keep at bay.I'm a Darth Vader in the making, if you will. Even if you won't.So when I see the whole Apple iPhone price-drop-rebate thing? The evil marketer cackles with morbid cacophony.It's the same kind of cackle that erupts when people say things like "How did Prince get to play the Superbowl halftime show?"And then, it changes into a sad, sad headshake. Pawns we are. All of us, pawns. P0wned.Oh, I'm sorry. What Apple iPhone thing?Well, in case you didn't hear, Apple recently cut the price of the iPhone by $200. And then, all of the early adopters whined. And then Steve Jobs became Mr. Magnanimous and gave us all $100.Wow. What a heartwarming story.If only it hadn't been planned from the beginning.Here's my hypothesis about what really happened:The Apple rebate? It's all marketing, people. Marketing.And I'm willing to bet the price-reduction-rebate tango has been part of the product launch plan since day 1. Or at least day 2.Apple wanted... nay needed to hit a certain number for the financial community. That number was based on the "new" price of the iPhone ($399). That number was not based on the "original" price of the iPhone ($599).The original price provided Apple with a good deal of float. So that, if they could sell more than they expected, it was all gravy.They were pocketing $200 above and beyond the required price of the product.$200.Because most of us iPhone buyers? We were going to buy it anyway. Price be damned.But not everyone is as rabid as we.They were planning to drop the price all along. And they knew people would squawk.They have to drop the price to make it through the holiday season. No one is going to shell out those kind of funds for gifts. It had to be done. Well, Apple users will. But the general AT&T customer?So, I guess the point, more correctly, is that Apple didn't need to drop the price. AT&T did.So, to get more folks, they have to make it appear that they have "substantially lowered the price" of the iPhone.Mind you, Apple is just moving the iPhone price to the required price now. (And I'm not even going to mention how the new iPod Touch has bolstered Apple's buying and production power, allowing them to make the iPhone at an even cheaper price than they could previously. Let's just ignore that thread for now.)But they still have $200 extra for every iPhone that has been sold.So now, as if by script, Steve Jobs comes out and says he's going to give us early adopters a $100 rebate.They dropped the price, waited patiently for the public outcry that they knew would come, and then provided the gift that they had always planned to give.Winning hearts and friends.$200 - $100 = Apple is still $100 up.What's more? That $100 rebate is a store credit. It's not cash folks. It's a gift certificate.You know what happens if you don't use a gift certificate, right? The company gets to realize that revenue after a set amount of time.And if we do use the gift certificate? They get that revenue back and move more product.And they're still $100 up.Genius. Marketing genius. Evil, but genius. [...]
Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:19:27 PDTAnd there was much rejoicing (inside the the NewsCorp and NBC Universal offices) as the name of the "YouTube killer" was finally announced.
Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:51:12 PDTJust saw word that Chrysler has likely hired a former Lexus marketing VP as their CMO.
Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:54:44 PDTPortland, Oregon. Call it the "Rose City." Call it the "Silicon Forest." Call it whatever you want. Point is you've heard all of the hype. Yes, yes. It's a cool place and it's where I happen to live. Bully for me.But there's one thing that I've noticed lacking.No, it's not sunshine. It's following-the-shiny-object tech coverage. You know, the "get all excited about the latest and greatest thing and then forget about it in a couple of days" tech coverage? Or, to be less snarky, the "I think I've built something really cool and I want everyone to know about it" tech coverage? I mean, I read a bunch of the "Web 2.0" blogs. Every morning. TechCrunch. Mashable. eHub. And they're great and all. But I really want to know about the cool stuff that's happening down the street from me. Or in my backyard. I've told you guys a hundred times. Get out of my backyard. NIMBY!Sorry. Forget about the guys in my backyard. I'm more interested in the stuff down the street.I'm talking about the folks who are doing great work, below the radar. They're not getting coverage in The Oregonian or the Silicon Forest blog. Although those folks are interesting to me, too.But I'm thinking primarily about that other group.You know those folks. They're all interested in "building standards-compliant tools" and "making cool products." They're busy being developers and not marketers. So they often don't have time to toot their own horns. Well, luckily, I have time to toot their horns. So I will. So to speak.So, being the industrious type that I am, and needing somewhere to remind me of all the cool Portland developers and bloggers doing cool stuff, I started another side project.At this point, I have more sides than a dodecahedron. Yes, it's a blog. Shocking.It's called Silicon Florist. And it's designed to bring recognition to the great work being done in the Portland community. Small scale startup work. Thoughtful big company work. Good thinking and good building.With Silicon Florist, I'm hoping to help a thousand flowers bloom here in our little Silicon Forest. If it sounds interesting to you, why not subscribe or at least stop by for a visit?And, if you're one of the aforementioned companies. And you live or work in the Portland metropolitan area. And you're busy doing good work. Feel free to drop me a line and I'll keep an eye on you. [...]
Mon, 06 Aug 2007 13:08:01 PDTPlenty has been already been written and broadcast about the Michelle Madigan DEFCON incident, so I won't bore you with yet another rundown.
Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:24:46 PDTI've written, nay griped, about Monster spam on several occasions, most notably here and here.But this one? This one seems like a legitimate opportunity for someone with my skill set.Friday, July 27, 2007Confidential Jobseeker,In response to your posted resume, we would like for you to seriously consider sitting down and evaluating a career opportunity with The Empire.Our industry growth has allowed us to now offer select Sales positions for quality personnel. We provide industry leading support and development with rapid advancement into Management positions.We offer:+ $60-$80K 1st year potential (No Experience)+ $75-$150K 1st year potential (Management Experience)+ Sales and Management bonuses+ Stock ownership+ Lifetime residual income with vesting after 2 yearsPositions are available in Portland and your local area.Interviews will be conducted by Sales Director Curt Denny.Tuesday July 31st @ 1pmComfort Inn8225 NE WascoPortland, OR 97220503-408-8000 - for Directions ONLYTo reserve your interview, e-mail back the that above time and date works for you. Include a phone number in case a manager needs to contact you. We look forward to hearing from you.Please bring a resume, be prompt and dress appropriately. We are looking for individuals who possess high integrity, strong work ethic and appreciate professional training.To learn more about the products sold by The Empire, a local agency of Family Heritage, please review their website at http://www.FamilyHeritageLife.com.Director of RecruitingSitting down and considering a job with the Empire? You're damn tootin' I'm thinking about it! The mind swims with reckless anticipation.I mean, I'm sure there are a number of openings, among them:Stormtrooper, first classTie-fighter pilotStar Destroyer staring-at-blinking-lights warm-prop guyChoking victim cleaner upperDeath Star clean up crewLight-saber severed hand picker upperBut I wonder about dressing appropriately? Do I wear a cape? Should I cackle a lot? Do I say things like:I find your lack of faith in my abilities disturbing.I was going to buy some power converters at Toschi station, but I came here instead.Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?No disintegrations! Well, without sufficient reimbursement, at least.The Emperor does not share your optimism... but I do!For so long, I've worked for the dark side. Now, my true calling has finally come! Thank you, Monster, and all of your spammy goodness! I won't forget this. [...]
Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:13:02 PDTToday, 365 Main fell victim to both a San Francisco power outage and unfortunate public relations timing. [Update: Wha? Where did it go? See below]
Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:04:25 PDTWant to send terse, typo-ridden emails to your colleagues, just like us schmucks who shelled out cash for the iPhone? This simple, but effective, iPhone emulator will have folks thinking you waited in line all day on June 29, 2007.
Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:36:54 PDTNow, don't get me wrong. I'm extremely happy that I fell for all of the iHype about the Apple iPhone. And it is, without a doubt, more impressive than the first color Mac LCIII I owned, or my first iPod, or my MacBook Pro.I mean, really, would you expect any less of me? Falling for all the hype and running out to buy one on the first day? I thought not. After all, I'm the guy who wants Apple everywhere, remember?After all, I'm not the only one. Word around the campfire is that there were more iPhones sold in three days, than HD radios sold in last three years. Which reminds me... Oh wait. That's not this post. That's a story for another time.Where were we? Oh yes.After a few days of using it, there are a couple of foibles I've noticed. A few things that seem not-quite-there yet with this little technological marvel.So, for those of you who took the plunge or for those of you who may, I thought I would list a couple of should-be, could-be requests. (Caveat: It's quite possible that these are things that I have been too stupid or uncool to find as of yet):Using the rest of the iPhone while on a call?Let's say you're chatting with someone and they say, "Are you available for lunch, next Thursday?" You're talking on an iPhone, so you give the requester a rather smug, "Let me check my schedule on my iPhone, on which I am speaking to you currently, forthwith." You go to check your schedule. What the...? No dice. You can navigate to contacts, start some conference calls, hang up. But no other functions while the call is active. Seems like I should be able to check my schedule while on a call, doesn't it? Watch a movie while I'm on a really boring call? Something?[Update July 17, 2007: Um, duh. Push the "home" button. Problem solved. Check that one off the list.]IM client?I know SMS is all the rage with the hip kids. But me? I kick it old school with IM. Why isn't iChat on this thing? Or at least something else? I could IM all day on my old Samsung, but not on my iPhone? Sniff sniff. And the iPhone has a better keyboard, so my IM messages would actually be intelligible. Unlike my previous phone, where I would send things like "wamt tm mddt md fmp a bddr?"iTunes?I would really, really, really like some iTunes on this bad boy. I mean, sure, it's an iPod. But why can't I run iTunes on this mother? If I had iTunes, I could listen to the music I'm sharing over my home wireless network. Just like a Walkman before they had tape players. Talk about old school. I mean, why download all the music when I just want to listen within wireless range? Better yet? When I'm wandering around my neighborhood, why not let other people browse the music sitting on my iPhone. I mean, in addition to me getting to obsess about "what kind of music I need to carry to seem uberhip," they would get to listen to my tunes, or vice versa. How cool would that be? You can't tell me this isn't on the road map. If it's not, it should be. Because if it's got iTunes, I could buy that music, right then and there, too. Hmmm. Interesting.[Update July 20, 2007: Hallelujah!]Short list. I know. That's it. Those are the only complaints that come to mind, so far. I'm sure I'll come up with more, but the relationship is still young.I mean, sure, a few iCal issues and whatnot, but that's not huge. And some other weirdness, here and there. But that's to be expected with new technology.I'm still smitten. [...]
Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:26:08 PDTOkay.
Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:56:30 PDTInterested in working with us? Glutton for punishment?
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Apparently, not clicking on the "I feel lucky" button means more than I thought.
Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:27:13 PDTOne of my dreams was to be an author. It still kinda is. And I kinda am. What with hypocritical and More than a living and whatnot.So, I began my professional career in the publishing industry. And I learned enough to make me sick. So, I shelved that dream. It's easy to prattle on about the bad things about the publishing industry. It's an easy target.What's not easy is finding true gems--people who respect creativity and authors and the art of the written word. That's why the news of trouble at McSweeney's hit me especially hard. Because those McSweeney's folks? They're gems. Truly. Through and through.Here's the deal (re-published in toto):As you may know, it's been tough going for many independent publishers, McSweeney's included, since our distributor filed for bankruptcy last December 29. We lost about $130,000—actual earnings that were simply erased. Due to the intricacies of the settlement, the real hurt didn't hit right away, but it's hitting now. Like most small publishers, our business is basically a break-even proposition in the best of times, so there's really no way to absorb a loss that big.We are committed to getting through and past this difficult time, and we're hoping you, the readers, who have from the start made McSweeney's possible, will help us.Over the next week or so, we'll be holding an inventory sell-off and rare-item auction, which we hope will make a dent in the losses we sustained. A few years ago, the indispensable comics publisher Fantagraphics, in similarly dire straits, held a similar sale, and it helped them greatly. We're hoping to do the same.So if you've had your eye on anything we've produced, now would be a great time to take the plunge. For the next week or so, subscriptions are $5 off, new books are 30 percent off, and the entire backlist is 50 percent off. Please check out the store and enjoy the astounding savings, while knowing every purchase will help dig us out of a big hole.Many of our contributors have stepped up and given us original artwork and limited editions to auction off. We've got original artwork from Chris Ware, Marcel Dzama, David Byrne, and Tony Millionaire; a limited-edition music mix from Nick Hornby; rare early issues of the quarterly, direct from Sean Wilsey's closet; and more. We're even auctioning off Dave Eggers's painting of George W. Bush as a double-amputee, from the cover of Issue 14. More special items will be appearing as we go, so check back often.This is the bulk of our groundbreaking business-saving plan: to continue to sell the things we've made, albeit at a greatly accelerated pace for a brief period of time. We are not business masterminds, but we are optimistic that this will work. If you've liked what we've done up to now, this is the time to ensure we'll be able to keep on doing more.Plenty of excellent presses are in similar straits these days; two top-notch peers of ours, Soft Skull and Counterpoint, were just acquired by Winton, Shoemaker & Co. in the last few weeks. It's an unsteady time for everybody, and we know we don't have any special claim to your book-buying budget. We owe all of you a lot for everything you've allowed us to do over the last nine years, for all the time and freedom we've been given.Once this calamity is averted, we'll get back to our bread and butter—the Believer Music Issue is already creeping into mailboxes everywhere; Issue 24 of our quarterly is in the midst of a really pretty silkscreening process; and in July the fourth issue of Wholphin, our DVD magazine, will slip [...]
Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:08:17 PDTUPDATE (June 1, 2007): FeedBurner and Google make it all official and stuff. More on the FeedBurner blog.
Fri, 04 May 2007 07:51:22 PDTI know posting has been a little light, lately. But I couldn't resist chiming in on this one...
Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:16:13 PDTThere are very few authors whom I hold in high esteem. Who manage to keep me rapt with their ideas, their wit, and their masterful use of language.
Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:36:39 PDTNo one belongs here more than you.