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Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page



Published: 01 Oct 2016 00:25:01 -0000

Last Build Date: 01 Oct 2016 00:25:01 -0000

 



James Carr

Sat, 01 Oct 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly."



Randy K. Milholland

Sat, 01 Oct 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman."



Maurice Maeterlinck

Sat, 01 Oct 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us."



Gore Vidal

Sat, 01 Oct 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail."



Henny Youngman

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."



Bruce Barton

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"When you're through changing, you're through."



Frank Leahy

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."



Malaclypse the Younger

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds."



Mike Myers

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."



Cyril Connolly

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising."



Walt Disney

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."



Mark Twain

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."