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Disney Reimagines ‘Beauty and the Beast’ as Gay Propaganda

Wed, 01 Mar 2017 17:29:22 +0000

There is no room for innocent childhood fairytales in Progressive jihad. All things must serve the agenda. According to The Telegraph, Disney’s new live action Beauty and the Beast “will star a manservant exploring his sexuality.” Super. Apparently, Emma Watson’s Beauty has gotten a feminist makeover, and the character of Le Fou has the hots […]

The Almost Club

Wed, 01 Mar 2017 14:56:27 +0000

Do the Democrats Have Anything Left But Vapid Gestures and Derangement?

Wed, 01 Mar 2017 13:47:52 +0000

Yesterday’s derangement was a storm of fury because Kellyanne Conway sat on a couch with her feet tucked under her. (That was a major news story, I am not making this up.) Last night’s vapid gesture was wearing white to protest how women’s rights are being turned back or something. Where’s ‘Serial Mom’ when you  […]

Racist Horrified After DNA Test Reveals 68% Black Ancestry

Tue, 28 Feb 2017 17:16:31 +0000

Or as they would say on Buzzfeed: “Huffington Post writer takes DNA Test. You won’t believe what happens next.” You know what, you’ve already guessed the twist, so I’m not even going to pretend. “I found out I was White. Not just 13% White, my husband’s percentage when he too completed the ancestry composition report. […]

Rising Democrat Star Warns of Fiendish Plot to Take Over the Moon

Tue, 28 Feb 2017 13:39:39 +0000

This Brianna Wu person seems to be crazy. She’s going to go far in the Democrat Party. [SpaceEx expedition to the moon] is being covered as a fun hijink for rich people, but the idea of a private corporation having access to moon should give you pause The Moon is probably the most tactically valuable […]

Leftists Are Terrible People

Tue, 28 Feb 2017 12:54:14 +0000

Dakota pipeline rent-a-thugs left behind a bunch of pet dogs to starve to death in the cold.

The Fauxcahontas Party

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 23:00:34 +0000

Chuck Schumer reportedly is upset that Republicans are trying to make Liz Warren the face of the Democrat Party. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told Republicans Thursday that it wasn’t fair to lump all Democrats in with Sen. Elizabeth Warren, and claimed that the Massachusetts Senator wasn’t in the running for leadership. Here’s the problem; […]

Oh, Good Lord

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 19:49:15 +0000

Democrat Feminist: On Trump Presidency: ‘You Can’t Help But Think’ Slavery Is Coming Back

Almost Perfect

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 17:50:04 +0000

I think the actual standing O would have gone on far longer. Large Mirror Brought Out Onto Oscars Stage Gets Resounding 6-Minute Standing Ovation — The Onion (@TheOnion) February 27, 2017

The Left Will Eat Itself IV

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 17:24:25 +0000

Some well-meaning lefty types tried to bring some high culture to a Hispanic Neighborhood in LaLa Land. They were quickly told that their kind wasn’t welcome. And so the neighborhood organ­ized, forming groups such as the Boyle Heights Alliance Against Artwashing and Displacement. They picketed the galleries; they confronted patrons arriving for show openings with shouts […]

Oscar Gold

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 15:22:57 +0000

Did anybody watch the Annual Film Promotional Event and Social Justice Lecture last night? Personally, I was playing video games and watching hockey.

They Make It Too Easy

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 13:40:06 +0000

The last Bitter Feminist Event was led by a Jew-Hating Islamic Supremacist, the next one will be led by a Jew-Murdering Islamic Supremacist who lied (Taqqiyah) on her citizenship application to get into the USA.  (She’s apparently a huge hero to the Bill Ayers Chicago left that gifted us with Barack Obama.) It might be worth […]

Democrats Appalled That Policy Achieved Desired Results

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 00:13:43 +0000

The Democrat-Run city of Philadelphia passed a massive tax on beverages last year, to the cheers and applause of the Democrat Media Complex and left-wingers everywhere. However, increasing the cost of these beverages by 100% has had economic consequences. Two months into the city’s sweetened-beverage tax, supermarkets and distributors are reporting a 30 percent to […]

Japanese Pop Music Is Problematic

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 00:09:27 +0000

This has been in my workout shuffle. I was listening to it during my run and it occurred to me, this is a very problematic song from the perspective of a Social Justice Wanker. Cultural Appropriation.  I am committing the crime of Cultural Appropriation just by listening to it. As I understand the modern social […]

PDT Addresses Congress

Sun, 26 Feb 2017 19:15:36 +0000

I recognize Nancy Pelosi, lower left (still wearing her hijab from her meeting with President Assad). I don’t know how Evan McMullin snuck in, but there he is on the lower right. Next row, beginning from left, I’m pretty sure that’s Senator Cory Booker wearing the horns he borrowed from T-Bone, and then the grinning […]

Sic Semper Socialism

Sun, 26 Feb 2017 17:21:54 +0000

The socialist revolution in Venezuela has… as all socialist revolutions always do… devolved into violent Government repression and endemic poverty. Venezuela is so short on food that tens of thousands are going hungry or even starving. Its murder rate is among the highest in the world. Its economy is so crippled that the average shopper […]

It Has Come to This

Sat, 25 Feb 2017 17:51:26 +0000

In the state legislature of California, a Vietnamese refugee was dragged off the floor by armed security guards for reading a statement against Communism.

#Clovergender and #Agefluid

Sat, 25 Feb 2017 00:35:30 +0000

Some wags on the Twitters created the hashtags #Clovergender and #Agefluid. #Clovergender means “a child trapped in a man’s body who is attracted to other children.” #Agefluid means your “real” age is the age you believe you are; on the inside, in your heart. They did this as a deliberate troll against the Social Justice […]

Even More Stupider Than the Gay Dance Thing Protest

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 21:49:18 +0000

The left is the party of reason and science, so I am told. They have long since cast off Judeo-Christian superstition and morality and replaced with a governing and social philosophy founded on reason and supported by the most sciency science there is. I have even heard it said that leftists “f**king love science.” So, […]

Indoctrinating Youth in Condescension, Stereotypes, and Identity Politics.

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 16:52:41 +0000

This picture was taken in a classroom in Massachusetts. It’s like a bingo card of stereotypes. Consider your virtue signaled, unionized educrat. I don’t see a sign reading, “Normal, heterosexual boys — Your masculinity is not toxic.” I guess that would be “Off-message.” BTW, ain’t it good to know that if you’re LGBT “fake social […]