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Updated: 2018-01-06T23:43:45.054-08:00

 



KATIE: Noyce post! I loathe everything about WHOLE...

2008-11-03T13:19:00.000-08:00

KATIE: Noyce post! I loathe everything about WHOLE PAYCHECK. Good for you.


ZIP:

Once again, we disagree. The CEO of Whole Foods would LOVE such boorishness. ALTRIA sells cigarettes. McDONALD's franchises fast food restaurants of questionable nutrional value around the world. COCA-COLA franchises bottlers worldwide and sells them the syrup mixture needed to make the none-too-healthy soft drink. BOAR'S HEAD PROVISIONS sells cured meats, high in salt, fat and nitrates.

All of those companies are pretty model corporate citizens in all respects when compared with WHOLE FOODS: labor practices, minority hiring and/or franchising, granting of benefits to same gender partners of employees, etc.

But it is in the area of labor practices where the HOME OF THE $6 RADISH really shines. Please don't believe me. Do your own research. Start with what happened in Madison, WI, to some WF employees who wanted to organize and join the Teamsters. Find out what has happened in each of their profitable years when the RESOLUTELY NON UNION WholePaycheck refused to live up to their agreement to make all employees "partners".

ALTRIA, McDONALD'S, COCA-COLA, and BOAR'S HEAD will survive the recession. WHOLE FOODS is not likely to. OK, it's organic food and headquatered in Austin. ALTRIA's head-quartered in some redneckville in VA. McDONALD's is head-quarted in Oakbrook, IL. COCA-COLA is headquarted in Atlanta. And Boar's Head is headquarted in Brooklyn, NY. All that means is that WHOLE FOODS is in a college town and the others aren't.

If I could guarantee that WHOLE FOODS would go under, I'd start smoking Marlboros, I think. Luckily, I won't have to smoke. WHOLE FOODS will be bankrupt before the first of the OBAMA-BIDEN 2012 signs are printed up.



Weird.The Texas Whole Foods stores have nice clerk...

2008-11-03T05:50:00.000-08:00

Weird.
The Texas Whole Foods stores have nice clerks who don't editorialize on my groceries.
You should write to the CEO in Austin. He'd frown on such boorishness.



Ok, I'm totally hooked on your blog. You have anot...

2008-11-02T21:52:00.000-08:00

Ok, I'm totally hooked on your blog. You have another fan to add to your collection. Your commet-eers are just so funny.

So here's the thing: it makes total sense that this Holy Foods is in Beverly Hills-the land of image and snootiness. I'd say you handled yourself pretty well.



I dunno if it's an LA thing. I've never had a WF c...

2008-11-02T20:53:00.000-08:00

I dunno if it's an LA thing. I've never had a WF checker say anything besides thanking me for bringing a bag and did I want to donate my 5 cents I get for bringing a bag and have a nice day.

Funny, I have been to that WF on 3rd and Fairfax when visiting your fair city. It was on my way back from Canter's Deli. Damn I wish you weren't out of town that week. I blame Guth.



HW, I wish Frannygirl lived her, too. When she was...

2008-11-02T20:14:00.000-08:00

HW, I wish Frannygirl lived her, too. When she was in LA, we hooked up at Coffee Bean. How much fun would it be if the three of us could challs and dish at CB?! Perfect, I tell ya.



Frannygirl, the WF in BH and the one on 3rd and Fa...

2008-11-02T20:13:00.000-08:00

Frannygirl, the WF in BH and the one on 3rd and Fairfax suck ASS. Filled with such pricks.

What is this Nature Mart and why don't I know about it.



Border Explorer, what are you suspicious of about ...

2008-11-02T20:12:00.000-08:00

Border Explorer, what are you suspicious of about Whole Foods? Spill. I love a good theory.

Thanks, doll.



Sylvia, WAIT, HE WAS CHUVVY. really chuvvy. How do...

2008-11-02T20:11:00.001-08:00

Sylvia, WAIT, HE WAS CHUVVY. really chuvvy. How do you like the nerve?!??!?!



DivaD, love what you said about Palin. Sooo funny....

2008-11-02T20:11:00.000-08:00

DivaD, love what you said about Palin. Sooo funny.



Molly the Dog, thank you for stopping by and sayin...

2008-11-02T20:10:00.000-08:00

Molly the Dog, thank you for stopping by and saying such awfully nice things about my bloggy blog. Mwah.

You get it with tellers? What an ass pain. Sorry, doll.



Cormac, I am so sorry. That is fucked up. Oy, peop...

2008-11-02T20:09:00.001-08:00

Cormac, I am so sorry. That is fucked up. Oy, people. They don't think before they speak. If you (the generic you) are going to apologize, just say "I'm sorry" full stop. No need to judge and elaborate.



Helen Wheels where is Nature Mart? I love Trader J...

2008-11-02T20:09:00.000-08:00

Helen Wheels where is Nature Mart? I love Trader Joes. I think the closest one to me is in WeHo.

I went to the Whole Foods in Beverly Hills. I broke up with the WF on 3rd and Fairfax.



You're right, DM. I should've taken the damn groce...

2008-11-02T20:08:00.000-08:00

You're right, DM. I should've taken the damn groceries and littered them all over their parking lot. However, they would've turned them into composte in a make-it-about-us-because-we're-so-fucking-fabulous kind of way. I couldn't have that.

The smart move would've been to accept the groceries and give them to a homeless person.

Damn it, Schwartz. Think it through next time.



Coming from you, Bubbsie, I regard that as a great...

2008-11-02T20:06:00.000-08:00

Coming from you, Bubbsie, I regard that as a great compliment. You post about the coolest non-sequituriest dish evah.



Ahhh, Randal, thank you for your honesty. Excellen...

2008-11-02T20:05:00.000-08:00

Ahhh, Randal, thank you for your honesty. Excellent points.



FranIAm!! I doooo! I live 2 blocks away from Natur...

2008-11-02T18:39:00.000-08:00

FranIAm!! I doooo! I live 2 blocks away from Nature Mart on Hillhurst! Why oh why did you move away? Oh the collaborations we could have at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf (est. 1968).

LOL!!!



What kind of Whole Food fuckery is that?????????? ...

2008-11-02T18:22:00.000-08:00

What kind of Whole Food fuckery is that?

?????????

I am speechless now.

And Helenwheels shops at Nature Mart? On Hillhurst? My old hood????



Whole-y Cow! Worse. Ever. Customer. Service. This ...

2008-11-02T16:14:00.000-08:00

Whole-y Cow! Worse. Ever. Customer. Service. This magnifies my suspicion of Whole Foods.

With space crap hurtling towards our heads and crappy verbage coming at us at a 7AM grocery stop, it's no small feat how you keep us laughing, Katie. Lovin' you hard!



"If she wants to make bad food choices, that's her...

2008-11-02T15:27:00.000-08:00

"If she wants to make bad food choices, that's her responsibility, not ours."

Oh my god, he said that? Un-fucking-believable.



Remind me to never piss you off. All the arachnid...

2008-11-02T15:16:00.000-08:00

Remind me to never piss you off. All the arachnid sex in nostrils is off-putting.

Imagine, if the things falls through the atmosphere and lands near Palin's traveling road show, she'll think it's a sign from god that she will be president.

Will she run out and touch it?



I LOVE your blog! I LOVE your writing! I even love...

2008-11-02T13:28:00.000-08:00

I LOVE your blog! I LOVE your writing! I even love reading all the comments. So funny. When I read this it reminded me of going to the bank and how all the tellers are so God Damned nosey. Some perky little thing says, "So how's YOUR day going?" I know they really don't give a shit so I quickly answer, "Fine." Then they follow it up with, "So what do YOU have planned the rest of the day?" I want to say, "None of your fucking business." but of course I don't. So I just say something like,"Oh not a lot". By that time the transaction is over and I can get the hell out of there.



That's not just an LA-thing, I had a clerk say som...

2008-11-02T12:20:00.000-08:00

That's not just an LA-thing, I had a clerk say something about The Kid and I had another after a particularly hard week where I got no sleep, say "you look like you're getting old."

Uh, like you said with the salty stuff.



Katie, I am in shock!! Which WF was that so I may ...

2008-11-02T11:45:00.000-08:00

Katie, I am in shock!! Which WF was that so I may too avoid it (not that I go to WF much anyway, I'm more of a Traders Joe and Nature Mart girl myself).

Geez that's just un-fucking-believable and very insulting and very unacceptable.

I agree with Dr. Monkey, they deserved to wear those free groceries.

JERKS.



'from' god damn it, 'from.' I curse my sausage li...

2008-11-02T10:38:00.001-08:00

'from' god damn it, 'from.' I curse my sausage like fingers.



Those cunts form Whole Foods should be beaten for ...

2008-11-02T10:38:00.000-08:00

Those cunts form Whole Foods should be beaten for treating you so shitty. I would have taken their "free" groceries and then dumped them in the floor and ground them in as I shouted epithets at them. But then again, I'm a bit over the top at times.