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LuAnne Bawl, 6, Rescinds Commitment to Play Basketball for UCLA

Sun, 10 Dec 2017 20:23:02 GMT

Chico Mills, CA. LuAnne, the youngest member of the infamous Bawl basketball family, has rescinded her letter of commitment to enter UCLA in 2028 and play on the Bruins' women's basketball team. Her father, LaBore Bawl, announced the rescission ear...



Youth Sumo in America

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:36:12 GMT

Sumo is a sport from Japan that spectators love to watch and also kids. A few weeks ago there was a youth Sumo league in L.A. that started from a man named Kim Jong Un. The kids are loving it and they love fighting with their foes and hopefully, t...



NCAA Protests LaVar Ball's Proposed Basketball League

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 07:50:07 GMT

The NCAA today lodge a formal protest against an effort by LaVar Ball to create a new professional basketball league for high school graduates who have no interest in attending college. The plan, as outlined by Ball to SPOOF, would offer outstanding...



Blake Bortles takes bus to New England, Jaguars don't trust him through the air

Sat, 20 Jan 2018 05:51:40 GMT

There is breaking news in the world of professional sports transportation. According to NFL analyst Adam Schefter, Jacksonville Jaguars Quarterback Blake Bortles will be not be traveling with the team on their flight to New England. Instead he will b...



Kyrie Irving's new found wisdom helps change Celtics culture

Tue, 02 Jan 2018 18:40:08 GMT

Mr. Irving, a devout Flat-Earther, has at the ripe age of 25, taken upon himself the momentous task of changing the culture of the Celtics organization. "No longer are the Celtic's going to be associated with combating racism like under Bill Russ...



Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 18:52:29 GMT

Watching the Australian tennis final at 3:00 AM is easy if Roger Federer is playing. Only, he doesn't play. This is a fast speed chess game, using a tennis racket and a ball. He seldom fist pumps, never cry's to his coaching box for help, certainly d...



Patriots blame lack of effort by refs on their team for Super Bowl loss

Wed, 07 Feb 2018 19:51:15 GMT

After narrowly losing to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LLI the Patriots immediately took to the airwaves to decry their perceived culprit for the greatest upset in Super Bowl history. "Where is Alberto Riveron when you need him," Eric Rowe...



Chicago Blackhawks to Change Logo

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 16:55:40 GMT

According to reliable sources within the Blackhawks staff, they are thinking about getting a new logo - not because of the Blackhawk's use of the Native American Head but because of how they are playing this season and how many sponsors are pulling o...



South Korea Makes Agreement with Kim Jong-Un For Him to Not Compete or Appear at Winter Olympics

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 01:14:56 GMT

Seoul, South Korea Recalling what a great athlete his father was, the South Koreans have promised the North Koreans to let them join with the South Koreans in their parades, pageants, and other ceremonies, if Kim Jong-Un promises not to compete. In h...



Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Sat, 17 Feb 2018 01:48:33 GMT

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump ripped into the Winter Olympics at a recent impromptu interview on the 16th hole of the Mar-A-Lago golf course. "This is as bad as the NFL players disrespecting their country and not standing for the national anthem...



England Head Coach Shocker

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 19:10:59 GMT

For the last few years women's football has been on an upward trajectory with record attendances at world cups, the Dutch side winning the European championships playing some excellent football and the standard of goal keeping improving to the point...



Arsene Wenger signs new 25-year contract and plans 'Le Canard Mort' on retirement

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 05:36:40 GMT

The Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, yesterday renewed his contract with the club for a further 25 years, taking him through to 2043 when he will be 94. Sipping Beaujolais Nouveau through a straw, his red and white Zimmer frame tucked away in the corn...



Winter Olympics roundup

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 16:55:51 GMT

It's been non-stop excitement in South Korea as the Winter Olympics have gotten underway. Andorra have topped the medal table - as always - thanks to their entire population of snow-loving mountain inhabitants. The Winter Olympics was invented by an...



South African lesbians form rugby team!

Fri, 27 Oct 2017 07:21:31 GMT

Cauliflower ears, broken noses and limbs all belong to one of the most robust sports known to man, and now to lesbians! A group of South African lesbians felt it would be quite 'butch' to have a rough, tumble and scrum and prove to the world how manl...



Carricks Conundrum

Wed, 20 Sep 2017 14:22:48 GMT

Jose Mourinho has sensationally revealed to Back and to the Left news why "past it" midfielder Michael Carrick hasn't had much playing time. The Portuguese with the Napoleon complex waved his hands around a lot before fixing us with those piggy littl...



Taking The Wicket

Fri, 08 Sep 2017 18:15:21 GMT

In the latest of many cricket related thefts Jimmy Anderson has taken his 500th test wicket. A cackling Anderson addressed waiting reporters from top of the stands at Lords. Like some sort of cricket phantom of the opera. "You'll never catch me"...



Latest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying

Tue, 05 Sep 2017 11:12:36 GMT

Now the Aussie Bogans (Rednecks) have been doing mindless burnouts for years they are bored and have moved on for the next cheap thrill. So someone came up with the idea of putting a small fuel leak over the back tires so that they light up. This...



Barry Battles On

Sun, 17 Sep 2017 16:51:41 GMT

After Gareth Barry (the player so boring they gave him two first names) made his record breaking 602nd Premier League appearance his manager Tony Pulis ominously said: He can play for another three years Before strangely adding Even if he do...



'I Was Robbed', Says Conor McGregor

Sun, 27 Aug 2017 16:31:20 GMT

MMA Superstar Conor McGregor claims he was robbed during the mega-fight with now 50-0 World champion Floyd Mayweather. 'When I left my dressing room, I had a Rolex watch in my man bag but after the fight, it was gone.' When asked what made him th...



PFA say FU to FA rule changes!

Tue, 08 Aug 2017 11:16:02 GMT

Since UEFA and FIFA announced their new ABBA penalty tiebreaker shootout system, the FA have decided that now's a good time to unveil some rule changes of their own. The first notable change will be the introduction of a select panel of judges who...



Buffalo Bills stand on one leg in solidarity

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 20:35:36 GMT

Various teams in the NFL decided to protest President Trump's statements about standing during the national anthem by taking various stances during yesterday's games. The Buffalo Bills decided to stand on one leg during the national anthem, tho...



Penn State Banned from Post-Season Bowl Games

Sun, 22 Oct 2017 06:30:12 GMT

With the Nittany Lions headed for a championship bowl game with top-ranked Alabama following Penn State's trouncing of rival Michigan, the decision announced today banning the university's marching band from any post-season bowl performances was a re...



Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 07:37:21 GMT

This can only happen in the UK, a "Gravy Wrestling Contest" held annually in Burnley Lancashire! No other nation would even contemplate wrestling in fatty gravy; however mad Brits are what they are, nutters! Sadly, the participants at this years a...



Jose's Mindset

Fri, 08 Sep 2017 17:03:07 GMT

Who would have thought throwing £300million at a team would change them from a terrible one to a decent one? Well everyone except Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho who firmly believes the sun revolves around his giant ego. The only surprise now...



Major League Baseball Denies Their Broadcasts Are Oversaturated With In-Game Advertising

Thu, 05 Oct 2017 18:01:31 GMT

Major League Baseball took a swing yesterday at baseball fans who felt too much in-game advertising was plaguing the sport. "Fans are inflating the issue", said Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred while selling T-Mobile ad space on the hip of an obe...



Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

Tue, 15 Aug 2017 07:14:45 GMT

COLTS NECK, N.J. - Ghost Town County Political Boss and Gawdzillionaire Fat Cat Fringo had an unbelievable and ultra-spectacular score at Trump National on Monday. Yes, believe it or not, Fringo knocked down a hole in one on all 18 holes of the well...



Arsenals Date Change

Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:35:49 GMT

Arsenal football club are a team, nay a city, in crisis! The club which has only won three FA cups in four years is on the verge of collapsing because of its lack of recent success. The big question is how will Arsenal players cope with playing on a...



Scotland's Qualifying Surge

Tue, 05 Sep 2017 20:22:06 GMT

Unrealistic expectations soared in throughout Scottish football as the national team (ranked below the Egyptian blind team) beat the mighty Malta 2-0. Despite having no chance to realistically qualify for this (or any other) international tournament...



After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 23:16:38 GMT

After the threat by Nascar Owners to send protesting drivers who support NFL anthem protests home on a Greybus, the bus company has responded with a special Ride to Oblivion Package. This includes a luxury bus ride by their more than friendly staf...



PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 19:27:17 GMT

The football world is rocking at the shocking events pertaining to a Brazilian footy superstar being transferred from one club to another for the horrendous sum of over 200 million Euros. However, this is just the beginning of the end for all comm...



Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

Wed, 11 Oct 2017 16:08:09 GMT

The Whitehouse generals are so worried about an accidental nuclear war that Trump.com™ might start in a fit of blind rage and spite they have hired Kaepernick to tackle the president if he lunges for the nuke football. They said he seemed a...



Man reported shouting at a Sports Game on his TV. Suspecting possible self-harming, Police taser and kill him to protect him.

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 12:31:16 GMT

In Canberra Australia and man who was a bit drunk and was shouting in his lounge room was deemed to be a huge public risk and was tasered to death. Police say he was shouting nasty things at them, like get out of my house you pack of storm trooper...