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Updated: 2017-09-20T11:15:24.555+08:00

 



Hot Sexy Girl

2010-05-06T12:16:07.773+08:00

Off and on we need to look at the hot and sexy girls when we are bored. Don't know if this girl is a Korean or a Japanese but she sure is sexy and hot. Don't you agree?


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Come "cuci mata" with this big tits.

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Free eyes examination

2009-12-03T11:13:53.977+08:00

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Hello! Nice day to all of you guys. When is the last time you have your eyes check? It is recommended that you have to get your eyes check every year. However, if you passed this eyes check, you do not need glasses. Now, Look carefully at the picture below.


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Now, Did you see the ass of the girl behind? If you did, then have your eyes check as soon as possible. This test showed that it is the shoulder of the girl in front.


Please make your appointment right away.(image)



Cute. sexy and beautiful race girls

2009-10-16T11:55:03.652+08:00

As I always says GP and race girls are my all time favorite girls. Not only they have the perfect body shape, they also have the cute and beautiful face. Don't you agree with me? Now tell me which one do you like.



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Beautiful Sano Natsune

2009-10-02T23:17:39.059+08:00

Voohoo! Here is another set of cuci mata girls for you. As I always said Japanese models are the most beautiful asian girls. While you are seeing this, you hands off under the table, okay!

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More camel toes!

2009-04-19T00:05:45.645+08:00

Woah! Long time didn't come to my blog. Luckily it is still here and I remember my password. You see I die-die also come back to share nice things with you guys! I have found another set of camel toes in my mails. Don't say I never "kwan chiu" you , ok [...]



Cute camel toes

2008-12-29T00:50:03.568+08:00

Today is Monday and it is a public holiday in Malaysia. For those who are lonesome and got no where to go, you have come to the right place. You are lucky that today I'm posting some camel toe pictures. These clams are really nice to admire! Hahahaha. Yesterday someone asked me about camel toe during "yumcha" session at the oldtown kopitiam. It wasn't the right appropriate time to explain to him at that point of time and I asked him to check out this blog. Kakakaka. [...]



The New Daughter-In-Law

2008-12-10T01:30:36.525+08:00

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters-in-law are very well trained and well mannered. They don't come to change the family, they are there to............(image)


The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech: 'My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family', she said 'Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years'.

'What do you mean my child?' asked the father-in-law.

'What I mean dad is (looking at her father-in-law) ......... those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and those who used to clean should continue cleaning'.

'Then what are you here for?' asked the mother-in-law.

'As for me, my job is to entertain your son!'

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NIGHT OUT

2008-11-19T13:00:47.356+08:00

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, So they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her undies and use them. Her friend however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of undies that she did not want to ruin, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a big ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use the ribbon. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These damn girls' night outs have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no undies!'

'You think that's bad' said the other husband, 'Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her ass that says: 'From all of us at the Fire Station - We'll never forget you.


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Do you know what is this?

2008-10-22T16:37:28.016+08:00

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In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). Do you know that this HDD is weighed over a ton and stored only 5MB of data. Let us start appreciating our 4 GB finger-size flash drives we have in hand. Muahahahaha..

Errrrr.... of course in 1956 I couldn't even spell computer, let alone know what a hard disk was.(image)



Women's Rights

2008-09-18T00:01:00.900+08:00

There are a lot of "bogus' policemen nowadays! Woman beware!!


A young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer. He asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver`s license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. They took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed.

Infact, the law clearly states that between 6 pm and 6am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her . It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest.

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Happy Merdeka Day

2008-08-31T00:00:02.963+08:00

Malaysian will celebrating the 51st Merdeka (Independence Day) on the 31st of August 2008. Time pass by real fast and in a couple of months time we will be celebrating New Year 2009. I wish you and all my readers a Happy holidays and Happy Merdeka!

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If you are going back to your home town, do drive carefully and don't drink and drive! In the mean time have you raise the Jalur Gemilang (National Flag) a not?

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Chicago McDonald's Billboard

2008-08-17T17:00:18.936+08:00

The giant egg billboard starts cracking and opening up in the wee hours of morning. By breakfast time, the egg has already hatched, and you can see "Fresh Eggs Daily" written on the egg's yolk.

The egg stays open from 6:00AM till 10:30AM , to indicate the availability of fresh eggs during that time. Once the breakfast time is finished, the egg billboard shuts and stays closed as a whole egg till the next morning. So fresh eggs, anyone?


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Budget Airlines

2008-06-28T13:49:48.044+08:00

Got this forwarded email from a friend and would like to share it with you.Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket? Passenger: Sure. Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please! Passenger: What for? Attendant: For telling you where to sit. Passenger: But I already knew where to sit. Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locator fee of $5. It's the airline's new policy. Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it. Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not? Passenger: Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear about this. Attendant: Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you? Passenger: That would be swell, thanks. Attendant: No problem. Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please. Passenger: What? Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee. Passenger: This is extortion. I won't stand for it. Attendant: Actually, you're right, you can't stand. You need to sit, and fasten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But, first I need that $10. Passenger: No way! Attendant: Sir, if you don't comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal. And you really don't want me to do that. Passenger: Why not? Is he going to shoot me? Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee. Passenger: Oh, all right, here, take the $10. I can't believe this. Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you? Passenger: Yes. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to work. Can you fix it? Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes. Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air? Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents. Passenger: I don't have any quarters. Can you make change for a dollar? Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go! Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar. Attendant: Yes, there's a change making fee of 25 cents. Passenger: For cryin' out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter? What the heck can I do with this? Attendant: Hang onto it. You'll need it later for the lavatory. [...]



Daddy's car

2008-06-06T02:02:50.646+08:00

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.'
Mommy fainted!


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The Koala and the Little Lizard

2008-05-28T01:31:10.916+08:00

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A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says...Halo Koala!!! what ya doing there?


The koala says: Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swim over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks.....

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Little lizard: What's the matter with you?

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

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The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:


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Marriage life before and after

2008-05-19T02:28:53.082+08:00

Before marriage.Darling here.. darling there...After marriage.Baling here... baling there..Before marriage.I die for you. . .After marriage.'You die, up to you. 'Lagi lama married.You die I help you!Before marriage.You go anywhere. . I follow you.After marriage. .You go anywhere. . up to you .Lagi lama married.You go anywhere better get lost!Before weddingyou are my heart, you are my love'After wedding'you get on my nerves.Before wedding'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'After wedding'you are worse than godzila'Before weddingRoses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with youAfter weddingRoses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue youBefore weddingEvery makan he brings you to Shangri-LaAfter weddingYou want to go, he says you wait-laBefore weddingShe looks like Anita SarawakAfter weddingDon't know whether katak or biawakMuahahahahaha!!! [...]



Beijing Olympics 2008

2008-05-13T01:25:51.831+08:00

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Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 is less than 100 days to go. I love to be there to watch the opening ceremony and the sports there. To be at the Olympics is one of the greatest dream for me. It is a great experience. Beside sports, it is nice to be greeted by all these girls there! Anyone want to sponsor me? Make my dream come true-lah.


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Air India

2008-05-03T01:02:24.169+08:00

Surinder Singh's uncle was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an air plane, he made a few preparation that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, 'I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!'

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher and was curious about the food. 'Excuse me, what is that drink?' he asked.

The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, 'Milk of India ! Then the uncle took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasting.


And what is that dish?' asked the curious American. 'Wheat of India! replied the uncle proudly. Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the
American. What is it?' asked the American. 'Sweets of India! replied the old man.


After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud .....'pooooooooot!' sound from the uncle.

What was that?' asked the American, holding his nose in disgust.

The old man replied coolly, 'That's Air India ..'



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Listen to your doctor advise

2008-04-21T00:09:53.994+08:00

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Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options to survive. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker and the other was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."


The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey.

No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.

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IQ question for you.

2008-04-14T03:38:08.632+08:00

Today, I'm a little bit free at the office. The phones isn't ringing today I wonder why. If you're in the same boat with me, I got a simple IQ question to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day. Okay set?

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A person who can't speak wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man walks in to the shop and wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should this blind man express himself to the shopkeeper?



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Slowly think about it first my friends before scrolling down for the answer.

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The blind man certainly opens his mouth and says...I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses! If you got this wrong, please turn off your computer and call it a day. I have got mine shutting down right after this.(image)






Dog vs Men

2008-04-04T00:52:27.275+08:00

Got something to shave with you today! If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers.then buy a dog!If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour for as long and where ever you want....then buy a dog!If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...then buy a dog!If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores....then buy a dog!If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ....then buy a dog!BUT , on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ...---------------------Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry someone, didn't you? [...]



If I Wasn't Rich

2008-03-27T01:37:35.238+08:00

A Rich old man, who inherited all his money from his father, one day asks his young wife: "Honey, would you still have married me if my father didn't leave me with all this money?".

His wife smiles gently and answers: "Sure honey, you know I would marry you no matter who gave you the money".



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The old boat

2008-03-22T14:50:41.077+08:00

They say the two happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it. Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly.When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store. A kind old neighbour woman,MariBeth, mistook Joe for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"MariBeth fainted. [...]



A helping hand

2008-03-18T01:20:58.215+08:00

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest sitting beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.

Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?""I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you; I will not lie.""With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.

"When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.

"The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."Next."(image)