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Cannabusiness

Fri, 21 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-07-21T00:00:00-07:00

The fine art of selling weed.

"hey Aaron"

"ey"

"soo i uhh... heard you were in the business."

"what?"

"the cannabusiness?"




talking brown

Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-07-20T00:00:00-07:00

talking shit, bullshitting, lying

Will you ever stop talking brown Martina




Sleep Mode

Wed, 19 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-07-19T00:00:00-07:00

To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.

Husband: ".........." (Eats dinner while running sleep mode)

Wife: "Whatcha thinking about?"

Husband: "..........Nothing." (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)




magic stairs

Tue, 18 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-07-18T00:00:00-07:00

Another term for escalator.

The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.




shelf friend

Mon, 17 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-07-17T00:00:00-07:00

When you become an option. You are not first pick of friends. When your friend starts dating someone and you are put up on a shelf until they have no other people to hang with.

I don't need you anymore, I'm dating somebody. So I'll put you up on the shelf until I have a need for you. You are my shelf friend.




Verbal Handcuffs

Sun, 16 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-07-16T00:00:00-07:00

When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.

Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)




Gladimir Putin

Sat, 15 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-07-15T00:00:00-07:00

1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin

Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.