Mon, 27 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-03-27T00:00:00-07:00
When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.
This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.
Sun, 26 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-03-26T00:00:00-07:00
When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the "Jizzneyland" zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.
Sat, 25 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-03-25T00:00:00-07:00
A toilet bowl.
-I drank way too much last night and ended up spending my night at the trump basket.
-The trump basket is clogged; whoever used it last needs to plunge it.
Fri, 24 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-03-24T00:00:00-07:00
Excellent health care reserved exclusively for the wealthy.
America has a wealth care system.
Thu, 23 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-03-23T00:00:00-07:00
A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.
Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."
Wed, 22 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-03-22T00:00:00-07:00
The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who ratfucked his way into the Whitehouse with Russian hacking, slanderous lies from FBI director James Comey, and the archaic, undemocratic, and fucked Electoral College. Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling american society, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. You’ve been ratfucked.
Ratfucker stays up long into the night composing insane and nonsensical tweets for the braindead lemmings who support him to read and praise.
Tue, 21 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-03-21T00:00:00-07:00
From the beginning.
You should have told me you don't like men from the giddy up and I wouldn't have wasted my time taking you out.