Mon, 24 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-10-24T00:00:00-07:00
1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder
1. "note to self: Jarod is an idiot"
2. "note to self: don't put wooden objects in the dishwasher"
3. "note to self: pay rent"
Sun, 23 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-10-23T00:00:00-07:00
When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright. It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.
The security guard was fired for four-wheeling at his post.
Sat, 22 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-10-22T00:00:00-07:00
A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.
"It's well known that the business is having major problems paying its bills, so I guess it won't be long before the vulture capitalists start circling."
Fri, 21 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-10-21T00:00:00-07:00
Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"
Shirley went to the theater with her PTA friends to see Adam Sandlers new mom-com.
Thu, 20 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-10-20T00:00:00-07:00
What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.
I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.
Wed, 19 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-10-19T00:00:00-07:00
A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.
Dude, Kyle is totally my accountabilabuddy. Good lookin out Kyle.
Tue, 18 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-10-18T00:00:00-07:00
A big ol pupper.
What the fuck is doggo?
A big ol pupper.