Thu, 29 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-09-29T00:00:00-07:00
Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.
"Aye bruh what's up with Tina homegirl..."PUT ME IN THE CAR"
Wed, 28 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-09-28T00:00:00-07:00
Manterrupting: a sexist display of male "dominance". A trait that has not yet been lost despite decades of evolution. When men interrupt women because they "believe" that what they have to say is somehow more important.
Boy: why aren't you joining in on the conversation any more? Talk wth us!
Girl: I would love to, but anytime I try to say to chime in, but your buddies keep manterrupting me.
Tue, 27 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-09-27T00:00:00-07:00
When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.
The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class
Mon, 26 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-09-26T00:00:00-07:00
1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.
3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Jess: Ew, no!
Sun, 25 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-09-25T00:00:00-07:00
Toking up right after you wake up.
Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?
Sat, 24 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-09-24T00:00:00-07:00
when someone disrespects your manhood.
chick: you can't even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what's wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!
Fri, 23 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -07002016-09-23T00:00:00-07:00
No Fucking Idea
The manager has NFI of the work that goes on around here...