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Resting Murder Face

Tue, 23 May 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-05-23T00:00:00-07:00

When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.

Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?

Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.




face jerking

Mon, 22 May 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-05-22T00:00:00-07:00

the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.

my boyfriend spends all of his time looking a posts on facebook, he is just face jerking.




Accidental Anal

Sun, 21 May 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-05-21T00:00:00-07:00

When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.

"Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal."

"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."

"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."




Sadsturbation

Sat, 20 May 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-05-20T00:00:00-07:00

masturbating while sad.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."




trumpaggedon

Fri, 19 May 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-05-19T00:00:00-07:00

A global arena of havoc, hysteria and fear created by a single individual and his or her cohorts who have the wealth, position and power to instill agendas based in greed through endless, unexpected atrocities and horrors upon the innocence of an unknowing and unprepared world.

“Within months of the regime’s rise to power and influence, world populations began to realize each day forward was leading all peoples and nations closer and closer to trumpaggedon.”




Galories

Thu, 18 May 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-05-18T00:00:00-07:00

Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Men: see Palories

Girl, I've gained so much weight even though I'm using Herbalife.

Uh, it's all them galories you've been eating in addition to your diet.




Trumped up

Wed, 17 May 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A severe fuck up. Yuuge even.

Guy 1: Last night I got shitfaced, and when I woke up this morning, I was sleeping with my sister.
Guy 2: That's trumped up. Your brother's going to be so pissed.