Sat, 29 Apr 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-04-29T00:00:00-07:00
Slang for America/United States. Interchangeable with Merica.
I sat from the comfort of my car and watched a guy ahead of me get jacked up by four officers and thrown on the ground. #'Murica #pewpewpew
Fri, 28 Apr 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-04-28T00:00:00-07:00
That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.
Thu, 27 Apr 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-04-27T00:00:00-07:00
Sexy ass pic you send in a text message.
Girrrrrl you look too fresh you need to send your man a hot dog pic.
Wed, 26 Apr 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-04-26T00:00:00-07:00
The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.
11 year old mother: What's a condom?
FLuffee: It's what you could have used to unfuckyourself. Yes, Unfuckyourself is indeed a word."
Tue, 25 Apr 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-04-25T00:00:00-07:00
Someone who seriously overdoes it with the memes, and they're not even trying to troll. They're just annoying.
Fred: u mad? u mad? u mad?
Sally: shut up.
Fred: ahahaha so you are mad!
Fred: fake and gay
Sally: you're such a memewhore.
Fred: u mad?
Mon, 24 Apr 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-04-24T00:00:00-07:00
When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.
I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.
Sun, 23 Apr 2017 00:00:00 -07002017-04-23T00:00:00-07:00
Nick has been Down in the Trumps ever since he watched that documentary about Donald Trump on TV.