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Reading In The Dark
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Last Build Date: Fri, 20 Jan 2017 04:00:13 PST
January 20, 2017. The end of life as we know it.
Fri, 20 Jan 2017 04:00:13 PST
It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I ( don't) Feel Fine), from REM That's great! It starts with an earthquake,Birds and snakes, an aeroplane.Lenny Bruce is not afraid.Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn.World serves its own needs, dummy, serve your own needs.Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no strength.The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight, down, height.Wire in a fire, representing seven gamesIn a government for hire and a combat site.Left of west and coming in a hurryWith the furies breathing down your neckTeam by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped.Look at that low playing! Fine, then.Uh oh, overflow, population, common groupBut it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself.World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed,Dummy, with the rapture and the rev-'rent and the right, right.You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright lightFeeling pretty psyched.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it, and I (don't) feel fine.Six o'clock - TV hour.Don't get caught in foreign towers.Slash and burn, return.Listen to yourself churn.Locking in uniforming, book burning, bloodletting.Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate.Light a candle, light a motive.Step down, step down.Watch your heel crush, crushed.Uh oh, this means no fear, cavalier.Renegade steer clear!A tournament, a tournament,A tournament of lies.Offer me solutions, offer me alternativesAnd I decline.It's the end of the world as we know itIt's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)I feel fineIt's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)The other night I dreamt of knives.Continental drift divide.Mountains sit in a line.Leonard Bernstein, Leonid Brezhnev,Lenny Bruce, and Lester BangsBirthday party, cheesecake, jelly beans, boom!You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know itIt's the end of the world as we know itIt's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone) Or if you are from a different generation, from Bob DylanCome gather around peopleWherever you roamAnd admit that the watersAround you have grownAnd accept it that soonYou'll be drenched to the boneAnd if your breath to you is worth savingThen you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stoneFor the times they are a-changingCome writers and criticsWho prophesize with your penAnd keep your eyes wideThe chance won't come againAnd don't speak too soonFor the wheel's still in spinAnd there's no telling who that it's namingFor the loser now will be later to winCause the times they are a-changingCome senators, congressmenPlease heed the callDon't stand in the doorwayDon't block up the hallFor he that gets hurtWill be he who has stalledThere's the battle outside ragingIt'll soon…[...]
Thu, 19 Jan 2017 04:00:04 PST
I solved the problem of the uneven episodes of M*A*S*H
, two different networks running reruns! It would be one thing if the episodes were separated by multiple seasons, but they are only a season or so separating the episodes. M*A*S*H
ran for eleven years
, they could do a lot better than than that. So it's not a single network running episodes out of order, it is two networks running reruns concurrently. It's like they are singing a round. I feel better now.
I've also discovered that even though two networks are running reruns, they are not running episodes every day. Thursdays for example, are episode-less - which would be tragic, except I have other actual first-run shows from this century to watch instead, so I'll survive.
On a totally different topic. I just cleaned my bath tub. It looks exactly
the same. This is not the look I was going for, it may look gross but it was just literally soaked with a bleach bathroom cleaner and the room reeks of bleach. The tub doesn't look very nice but its probably cleaner than yours is.
On to a different topic : When is the new Match Game
going to get good? It is just so bad! The celebrities are okayish, they try hard and for the most part they seem to at least want to be there, or not, one or two seem to have woken up on the set and behave like caged animals ( looking at you Chris D'elia).
The real issue are the players. Real morons! Idiots! Where do they get these people! Back in the day the players were at the very least clever. The writing isn't great, it needs help, but still. My Gawd. The network is burning episodes ( Now on Twice a Week!), so clearly they aren't happy with it, but they could fix it. It was a funny game show. Now its a ... show.
On to a different topic - Puppy Days
, a good show, brutally honest about living with a puppy and how not fun it is. I thought it was just going to follow these folks on Day 1 with their new puppies and that was going to be cute but in reality, its going to follow these people and their puppies through the unfun challenges of potty training, teething, obedience, learning to live with this new creature. Its fascinating. Six families, in six different locations with six different kinds of puppies. Its very good and the puppies are adorb. All puppies are cute if they aren't yours and you are cleaning up their pee or scooping their poop. This show pulls no punches. Puppies are hard. And squishy.
Wed, 18 Jan 2017 04:00:02 PST
I got a happy surprise over the weekend, M*A*S*H
reuns! and lots of them! A good hour and half a day of soothing, televised mac and cheese. Just when I needed it the most.
It was absolutely comforting to see an episode again. I as like Oh, Hawkeye! BJ! Father Mulcahey! Col. Potter! Margaret!, Radar!, Klinger! OMG I've missed you!
Sadly, they are being aired out of order. The episode I watched today was Col. Potters first show, and early in the BJ years, tomorrow the episodes feature Henry (alive!) and Trapper. The first episode I ran across over the weekend was Henry's son being born. It was happy and sad because Henry doesn't live to get to meet the baby. It doesn't matter that Henry wasn't real, he didn't live to meet his son!, his plane spun into the Sea of Japan and there were no survivors.
I would not
watch that episode again.
I aced a M*A*S*H
quiz on Buzzfeed and I hadn't watched an episode in years. Of course for years I watched the show every day, years? Did I say years? I meant decades. I also aced a quiz on great works of art just to make sure my brain wasn't completely full of TV trivia. I aced the art quiz because I was able to place the location of the scene to Spain by the gowns the women were wearing, because
I took costume history and I remembered that only ladies in Spain wore that horrible silhouette and that allowed me to guess the name of the work, i.e it was by a Spanish artist vs. Italian or French.Will and Grace
is reruns and totally available and now my DVR is so busy and that makes me so happy because living in the past is going to be my happy place for the next while I'm thinking.
This morning I woke up with the dogs head on my shoulder, it was the nicest thing ever.
Fri, 13 Jan 2017 04:00:12 PST
On Monday I crept out of the house to carefully
walk the dog ( wearing a furry hat and a full winter coat) through the ice and snow in inadequate gloves ( fingers took hours to stop tingling) a heavy wool coat, flannel lined jeans, leggings, snow boots ( toes did not regain feeling for hours), a heavy wool sweater and two layers under that and I was still
cold and I think I ended up with touch of frost bite on my face.
On Thursday, I swept out of the house in a thin sweater sweater and a pair of slacks, the dog was without a coat or hat and we had a lovely time. I even put the wool coat away in the closet, practically in Siberia.
Today I bought tee shirts for my mother and I to wear to the March in Raleigh on the 21st. #Resist. You can see if there is near you
The TV Guide
Thu, 12 Jan 2017 04:00:19 PST
Welcome to the Chaos. The movies and TV and other entertainment made over the next whatever are going to be very easily identifiable in the future. There will be stark differences in what we are seeing in today's Pre-Trump presidency productions and what will be rolled out in the fall, the tone, the themes, even the colors of the sets and the wardrobes.
At first they are going to try to make friends with poor white trash, make more Khristian centered family sitcoms and Khristan Dramas, a whole lot of bad shows along the lines of Touched by an Angel or That other Bad Show but when these fail because no one really watches these, the industry will attack and instead of stories featuring bad foreign terrorists we will go after the real enemy, domestic terrorists. The ones who really destroyed our country. But Trump and his ilk won't like these stories at all.
Eventually, some of it will no doubt be straight up Trumpian propaganda, because he or the people around him do know TV, - bad TV, Reality TV, but you would think he would understand the importance of story telling, although that complete mess today does make you question how much of his TV experience he brought to the party because applause at a press conference? really!? He will get better and he will eventually find people who will be willing to produce pro-Trump TV programming on the main networks. It won't be pretty. But first they have to cut off his coke and start feeding him downers, lots and lots of downers and hide his damn phone.
Thus far he has not found his own Leni Riefenstahl but let's be real, he doesn't have the vision for that kind of vision. He's more of a late infomercial kinda guy. He can talk big about vast Reifenstahlian productions but he but he can't pull off a really big show because he can't get really pull that kind of show off, not any more, Before he was just an asshole, now he's a known predator and a hated figure. He insulted Meryl Streep.
The best way to reach "his" people - the poor, the drunk, the drug addicted, the mentally ill. the isolated, the ignorant, the angry, the unemployable is the cheapest, fastest, easiest thing to produce: The lowly Infomercial Run them all night, every night. He would reach millions of his foot soldiers and never have to lift a finger or leave his tower.
Chachi could be in all of them.
Tue, 10 Jan 2017 19:35:14 PST
Buzzfeed dropped the report a couple of hours ago, here it is
. Read it, don't live it because you were raised better than that, learn it. Call you representatives both local and federal and demand action.
Tue, 10 Jan 2017 04:00:20 PST
I was finally able to get the last bag of dog cookies distributed to the intended party! I had almost given up on getting it to them and was just
about to give it to Rocket.
The neighbor came to the door because she had noticed that one of our other neighbors dogs was tied up on their porch and its water bowl had frozen and the dog was very cold and barking and her pit hates being cold and she figured that I must know them. I do know them, I do not know the dog. The dog, I suspect, belongs to a new boyfriend.
I knew the last dog that lived there but she, the current homeowner, daughter of the original home owner who I was friends with, who has since died, a lovely old man who was a Tuskegee Airman. The daughter inherited the house after he died and she is a nice woman with a really sweet little girl.
They got rid of their dog, at some point. His name as Tiger and he was a pitbull. She then got some kind of small yappy dog. There is a new male living there, the suspected boyfriend, and he brought a pit with him, he seems to take care of it more or less, he does make sure its safely tied down outside and it is usually on the porch where it has water and a bed but its too cold for that right now, there is a real threat that could freeze to death .
I checked before, no small task, and he seemed to be inside. That was the dog that startled Rocket and got him all barky other morning, I think we scared him too. I'm not sure what I think about him being out there at five whatever ayam - know ing that he may have spent the night out there. I didn't see him the next morning but he could have been on the porch - but he also seems pretty alert so I think he wouldn't have let us pass. I just hope he was inside.
Mon, 09 Jan 2017 04:00:21 PST
Well, the snow fell, it rained first though and for longer and that did not add to the over all mood . It did eventually
snow but not as deeply as advertised and not as long as they had told us it was going to. They were spot on about the temps though. Cold as a witches tit all weekend.
The streets are icy. Can't leave the house unless its on foot and the cold is bad on feet. I can't feel mine right now, its an off an on condition. I do miss summer.
Dog and I left the house to walk downtown on Saturday and that was fun! I discovered that those nifty little one-size-fits-all knit gloves are absolutely no help at all in 19 degree weather. None. Might as well not be wearing gloves at all. It got better as time went on but I wasn't happy.
Rocket seems to like the cold better than he likes the heat. He plays in the snow and ice and seems to get genuine joy from it. I think it hurts his feet though. I should have made him wear his shoes with the ice and snow and attendant salting but I didn't think of it - he hates them anyway. The best thing about spending time in the bitter cold outside is it makes the cold inside seem absolutely balmy by comparison, at least briefly when we come home.
To warm up the house and myself I made myself a lovely chicken pot pie with a home made white sauce to boot. It turned out very well.
Sunday wewalked downtown again, gluttons for punishment are we. This time with awkward ski gloves protecting my hands. My hands were fine, my feet, however, haha! on our way back. the sole of one of my boots fell clean off. Without a sole, a snow boot is like a really heavy ballet shoe. A clearly not waterproof ballet shoe. For a good half mile on a mostly shady, icy street. So much joy.
Saturday I stripped the tree, Sunday I took down the tree and boxed up indoor Christmas. After out walk I made a very good spaghetti squash with venison and red sauce, warmed up the kitchen and me very well.
Fri, 06 Jan 2017 04:00:11 PST
We have been assured that it is going to snow this weekend so I dutifully went to the store and panic bought staples so that while the snow was on the ground I would not starve to death.
Snow is the white death you know. It falls to the ground and so do you. Its all very sad. You can survive but you must go to the store and buy all the milk and bread you can get your hands on because they are White also and even if you are lactose intolerant and a lifetime Atkins member you must drink only milk and eat only bread during a snow moment because you must have power over the White. Tomorrow at lunch I am going to panic buy toilet paper.
In real life I am going to make a chicken pot pie, useing a homemade white sauce
, utilizing white meat
because I will have power over the White, during the snow moment.
Thu, 05 Jan 2017 04:00:20 PST
I had to work very hard at work today. So hard. All day. I don't get compensated enough to work all day, I didn't even get lunch. I sat at my desk and worked through - I was able to do so because we had pizza today to reward us for working harder than we should have. In reality, some of us
worked hard, some of us let our work pile up until rescue missions had to be staged. Those
people also ate pizza. And also probably took lunch.
But. I got business taken care of. I did two days of work in one and did it with a sore back. WHich is feeling better, thank you for asking.
As for my new alarm clock, I am happy to report that my new alarm clock does work and did successfully alarm this morning, I know because I was awake and waiting for it to not
go off. It did go off and it did so in a fancy starting off softly and gradually getting more peircing way. It is hard to properly turn off and then reset. And its hard to tell if the alarm is on, it could be clearer.. I guess some people like to really study the faces of their alarm clocks. I would prefer to glance and go.
My old clock was very clear on that. I liked that, you could tell at a glance if it was set or not. This new one and I are going to have to learn each other. I mean, its not going to have to learn about me, i could care less about me, about my hopes and dreams... On the upside, this new machine has a radio
! I haven't had a radio in the house in ages. I'm pretty sure its just FM, but I haven't listened to AM in , ever
, but hey alarm OPTIONS!
But to be honest, if I'm going to have options, I would prefer multiple buzzer options if options are being handed out. Mood buzzers.
Back to Work.
Wed, 04 Jan 2017 04:00:12 PST
My lower back seized up, my Rudolph nose flew off my car, and my basement has water in it again.
So here are so pictures of New Years Eve in Oriental, NC
Tue, 03 Jan 2017 04:00:08 PST
Well, Happy New Year! Last year was awful and 2017 isn't going to be better, it will not
be worse. This year we have knowledge our our side, and we are done being surprised. No more mourning, it is time to resist.
Boots on the ground boys and girls! You know where you are supposed to be, go there. I suggest we put away our widows weeds and take up really good helmets and shoulder pads because we're all going to spend a lot of time running head first into a solid walls of shit over and over again until we break through to the other side, wear protective gear and don't be stupid.
But if we all work together, we will get through those first walls of shit and we can start on the next
walls of shit and they are going to to be harder and taller than the first ones and they are probably going to be full of razor blades... Mazel Tov! But we have to get through those too, we have no choice. The only way through it is to do it. Go Fight Win.
Do not stop being angry, no not give up. We did not lose. We will come out the other side and we will be victorious. One fight after another. We survived before, we will survive again.
We will be called to make a statement with our numbers, over and over ladies and gentleman, and you must answer these calls if you do nothing else, answer these calls and attend these rallies!
Get comfortable shoes because we're going to be doing a lot of marching. I suggest leaving the big signs at home, they make you look clever and you will get your picture taken, but they are a bitch to carry and become burdensome quickly. Bring water and food instead, still, go to rallies, be seen, be heard!
, there will be one near you, sooner or later. Join a resistance group. Go Fight Win.
Fri, 30 Dec 2016 04:00:03 PST
In honor of the passing of both Carrie Fisher and
Debbie Reynolds, I actually paid
to watch Postcards from the Edge
, Netflix didn't have it and Amazon Prime made me pay to watch it! How exploitive! Of their loss and my emotions, I feel violated. I was having flashbacks of having to rent
physical videos, it was like going to Blockbuster. Ewww. It didn't help matter that I pretty much had to watch it right now
, I was going to watch it right now
anyway, but still!
You would think they would have a little more sensitivity at this moment and not try to profit of this loss, people are hurting
here and they are still trying to make a buck of it. Poor form Amazon. They and Netflix should be pushing whatever catalog films they have that feature either of them or their work - Fisher did script work on many, many films, how about featuring them? Put some of those older titles up to the front and let them get some attention.
They have no problem featuring old Star Wars titles and I know that those are not there because of her passing, if they can manage to push old titles up for a movie release. I think they can feature their old movies now that they have passed. Good Gawd, Debbie Reynolds made many, many films! Pick a handful, I'm tired of When Harry met Sally
too, but for old times sake...
The next time we meet its going to be 2017. Let us genuinely pray that it is better than 2016. And that Trump gets impeached very soon into it.
Thu, 29 Dec 2016 04:00:11 PST
I think the most important part of going to work, next to the whole paying my mortgage and bills part of work, but the next most important part of work is the structure it provides. Because when I don't go to work, I don't have any structure and I do not stick to my schedule and don't get shite done. I walk less, which makes my fitbit grumpy. If I go to work, I come home from work which is my cue to walk the dog right now, I don't feel the same urgency to do this when I'm at home all day with the dog watching TV under a blanket. There is no urgency to walk the dog when I know he would really rather just continue his nap.When I go to work I get up at A time, I get dressed, I take the dog for his morning walk, daily - speaking of this walk, its the same walk every day - however, if you look at my fitbit, its all over the place, sometimes I walk .50, sometimes I walk .19 - I always walk the exact same same route! I don't change, yet the fitbit gets all creative with my route and seems to have the idea that I am very devil may care with my morning walk. I am not. The dog gets walked, he gets fed, I read my email and check my sites and take the dog out again and then I go to work. I don't change things. Much. I stopped getting the paper and so I stopped reading it. Now I get the paper again but I haven't started reading it again. I use that time to sit on the couch with the dog and cuddle, I think its time better spent.Back to my fitbit. I think the fitbit is getting dementia and needs to be replaced. It also won't hold a charge and needs to be plugged in every couple of days - which is so wrong! A fitbit is like the Energizer bunny! It just keeps going and going and going. At least its supposed to.I need to plug it in every couple of days! It used to be every couple of months! And now its all forgetful! Today when I came home from work it said I took only 17 steps! and climbed only one set of stairs. Even when I sit on the couch all day watching Law and Order I do better than that.Clearly something is wrong. It eventually sinqed up, but that's not okay, I walked 2.6 miles just with the dog after work and I'm still not over 10,000 steps. I also went to Wally at lunch and spent the day at work walking to and fro, I didn't walk too fro but there was still some walking so I know I should have at least hit my 10K by now.Speaking of the dog, he was good today, he didn't try to destroy the futon again. He was weird on our walk this morning though. One of our neighbors parked their dog in their front yard - properly restrained, he wasn't going anywhere, but they have never done that before, ever - and Rocket got all barky and male dog. He was just not having any of this Surprise Dog business. The other dog didn't bark or behave badly or anything but Rocket showed his ass and was very embarrassing and loud - he never does this! The other dog maybe was putting out some weird dog vibes I'm not privy to and Rocket wasn't having any of it and wanted him to know it or Rocket was just very startled by the dog, who had never been there before and maybe had just been put out and his scent hadn't had a chance to spread the word.I do know that Rocket doesn't like being startled by anything in the mornings in the dark and would have very likely behaved in a somewhat modified manner if there had been a man standing in that yard instead. He really doesn't like to be surprised in the dark, he has been known to take an aggressive stance at plastic bags that have blown by out of turn. Long story short, don't surprise him, he doesn't like it and he doesn't rea[...]
Wed, 28 Dec 2016 04:00:04 PST
Okay, so Christmas Day was great, dog-wise, Rocket had a great time with Esme, who is finally getting a little bit larger and easier to play with and he is taking advantage of it. He and I both needed him to have a friend that I don't have to pay for.But, let's talk about Christmas Eve. I went shopping for most of the day and left Rocket at home, he was fine with this. The problem came when I also left him when I went out for dinner, and again, left him at home - he was not fine with this. I came home after dinner and found this sceneThat tear goes through three layers of futon bags before it rips into actual futon. He also managed to take off his own collar and hide it so well it took me a good forty-five minutes to finally find it in the carnage. I was afraid he had accidentally eaten it and I was going to have to take him to he emergency vet at nine at night on Christmas Eve to to have it surgically removed . Merry Frickin Christmas.Fortunately, for Christmas, it had just shaken it loose in his frenzy and it had slide under the curtain and was hidden. I couldn't do anything about all this at the time because I had to get changed for Mass, I did this and took him with me to hang out in the car and maybe get some vibes from the various churches along the street.This is what it looked like by the time I went to bed Christmas Eve.I (with Rocket in the car) spent the day after Christmas going from one Walmart to another and then from Target to Target searching for a budget futon cover to replace my ruined one and struck out. Wally does indeed carry the product in the stores but was universally out, Target doesn't carry the product in the stores officially ( the web site says they do) but does officially online. I could order it but I don't want to wait for delivery, I need it NOW.I can't trust the dog with a ripped up futon, once he knows its weakness he will continue to attack because he is predator - its what he does. Find the weakness and hit it, over and over and over again until you kill it. He already wounded it , he will want to kill it .I need to get the smell of blood out of the water before he goes back into the pool.After it became clear that a replacement futon cover wasn't going to fall from the sky, I added several layers of bandage to zipper section he attacked, its covered up now and harder for him to access. Hopefully.And, yes, he has done this before, prior to being medicated. This time he was medicated, but he may have been over medicated by me and that may have caused the frenzy. Ta Da.)[...]
Thu, 22 Dec 2016 04:00:21 PST
Okay. I was totally going to do an entry this evening but then I went to Broskey and Alphagals for Broskeys Birthday and then I came home and put on my PJs and watched TV with the dog and then I went to bed... so that's where my evening went. Thursday evening I plan on going and looking at Christmas lights.
Wed, 21 Dec 2016 04:00:09 PST
Sunday I accidentally flooded the bathroom floor while I was taking a shower. You could look at this as an easily avoidable mishap or you could see this a Life Hack to score a very clean bathroom floor.
I can't remember if I posted these are not, Santa Pictures 2016
Mon, 19 Dec 2016 15:35:07 PST
I was hoping for a miracle I didn't get. We cling to the electoral college because why? Its time to retire the concept as they failed at their mission.
Mon, 19 Dec 2016 04:00:27 PST
And what did I do this weekend? Nothing? Not a damn thing. I had no to-do list. I slept sinnfully, shamefully late both days, but I felt no shame at all! Sleep is healing
I watched a lot of TV, I took a break from my TV watching and made a shopping run to stock up for the week and get gas for the car, when I finished up at the grocery, I bought myself two new purses - on deep clearance from Hamricks so they both are probably made from Asbestos or the pelts of diseased baby seals but they were very cheap and are sooo cute so as long as I don't use them as plates or try to drink out of them I'll be fine.
The one I'm useing now is perfect for the rest winter and is just adorable and the other is going to be so cute for the spring and into the summer!
I didn't wrap gifts or do any cleaning. I had a great weekend.
What I did
do. I visited with my family, I did the laundry, I went to a really fun party Friday night, I took the dog to Dix to run around off leash and take advantage of the momentary lull in the frigid temperatures, I made cheese sauce and enjoyed dinners of steak and riced cauliflower and cheese sauce Saturday and
This coming week I'll wrap gifts and get the house cleaned up and be useful, But I really needed the rest this weekend and I took advantage of it.