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Comments for the entry "Lost Caption: Jack Gets Bossy"



Last Build Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:49:53 -05:00

 



Comment from Sillygirl0630

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:49:53 -05:00

"You put your right hand in...you put your right hand out...you put your right hand in and you shake it all about..."




Comment from ransomjackson

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:03:35 -05:00

Now this is what I call "Protected Sex!"




Comment from Trent

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:04:26 -05:00

"Here's a good one... pull my finger!"




Comment from Kaseygirl

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:30:00 -05:00

Jack:You've something on youre shirt...

Juliet:Where?

Jack:Right there!
(Jack hits Juliets nose)




Comment from BunnyLover

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:45:42 -05:00

You SO owe me another cheeseburger for this




Comment from ButchM

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:36:06 -05:00

"Did that feather come with the hat or did you screw the bird for it."




Comment from Jonathan Rascher

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:36:48 -05:00

Jack: "... and I want *American* cheese next time, *not Cheddar*!"




Comment from ButchM

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:37:29 -05:00


Life is full of choices. Sometimes you make the good ones, and sometimes you have to kill all the witnesses.




Comment from ButchM

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:39:37 -05:00

Silly girl!!!!!




Comment from Jason

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:41:55 -05:00

Jack uses his keen powers of telekinesis through the "finger of power" to freeze the unsuspecting Juliet.




Comment from forever_lost

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:10:14 -05:00

Jack: Oh yeah... well, you're just jealous because of my mad Ben-negotiating skills.

Juliette: You're in here doing surgery on him. That's not negotiating, that's ignoring all of my warnings about killing Ben and how dangerous he is! He LEFT ME!!!

Ben: NOT EVEN WHEN I'M UNCONCSIOUS, JULIETTE!!!!




Comment from Gatorgal

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:42:36 -05:00

JACK: "Age before beauty, Juliette. You go first."




Comment from LostMom911

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:46:14 -05:00

"Ben's is only THIS big!!"




Comment from ransomjackson

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:47:10 -05:00

Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!

(Casting my vote for Trent's "Pull my finger...")




Comment from mediaboy

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:20:12 -05:00

You make one more Dr. McDreamy joke and i am so outta here...




Comment from Green

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:15:45 -05:00

"Keep It Up ...and I'll put a pacemaker in you!"




Comment from Green

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:20:44 -05:00

"Got Your Nose"




Comment from Green

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:34:38 -05:00

"Run.. Go find Mac! Tell him that he is needed here STAT... Hurry!"




Comment from vacc

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:40:56 -05:00

Juliet: You were supposed to remove his TUMOR, not his !@%#$ (insert name of favorite organ)!

Jack: I told you, I'm NOT a surgeon, I'm a Repo Man! You know, when people don't pay their insurance premiums I go in and collect their vital organs. I'm a people person so I really love it.

Juliet: Well, I'm not a surgeon either... I'm a proctologist.

Jack: hmmmm.. With friends like that, who needs enemas?




Comment from mediaboy

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:33:22 -05:00

Hey! I'm serious. I totally coulda kicked Scott Wolf's ass!




Comment from Greg

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:15:56 -05:00

Where are the Junior Mints?




Comment from shannon

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:15:00 -05:00

ONE ... singular sensation. Every little step you take ...




Comment from JoePike

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:16:14 -05:00

I told you when I agreed to do the surgery-

I'm shirts, YOU'RE skins!




Comment from 4ever_Lost

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:25:54 -05:00

Juliette: Oooh. Lookie ...

Jack: Hey! No peeking!




Comment from mediaboy

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:31:52 -05:00

I told you..I wake up everyday, and it's the same day, but different things happen. what don't you get?!




Comment from SonnyESQ

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:47:56 -05:00

Need I remind you that YOU picked the color for these walls...




Comment from Deep Cover

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:48:20 -05:00

"Get-R-Done!!"




Comment from hookedonlost

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:41:53 -05:00

I don't have anything worth adding, but I do want to cast a couple of votes...

Sillygirl - AWESOME!!

Greg - Loved the Seinfeld reference!!




Comment from tropichunt.com guy

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:07:43 -05:00

JACK: You got a bit of red on you.

- or -

JACK: You got a piece of..um..Arzt...on you...




Comment from diggler

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:32:39 -05:00

Jack: "Every minute you don't tell us why we're here, I cut off a finger!"

Juliet: "His or your?"

Jack: "His!"

Juliet "Damn"




Comment from Mhausen11

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:50:16 -05:00

"Seeeeee....I told you these masks would cover up the smell of my farts."




Comment from cJw

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:13:55 -05:00

My vote goes for mediaboy; best cap evar. ^.^




Comment from Mike D

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:19:51 -05:00

"Look I said wait three months (Jack then puts his finger down and turns around saying), then you will know nothing about everything"

Obvious joke towards lost writers about how they never tell the viewers anything anymore. Even after we wait until the premier.




Comment from Kaseygirl

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:23:04 -05:00

I'm cruuuushing youre head!




Comment from Kaseygirl

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:28:21 -05:00

snap yo fingas!
then a rock with it!

for people who dont listen to rap, its a song...




Comment from kaseygirl

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:34:50 -05:00

Dont make me snap my fingers in a z formation!




Comment from JAC

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:35:25 -05:00

"Hey!" snap "Hey!" snap.... "The surgery is over here. F'n blondes."

Mike D you know if you have to explain the joke its probably not that funny right?

JAC




Comment from Mike D

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:38:39 -05:00

JAC, you know that I could care less and that im tired of hearing everyone complain about the show, right?




Comment from ButchM

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:14:19 -05:00

And Juliet, you can tell the producers and the directors that I could care less and that im tired of hearing everyone complain about the show, right?

(a tip o the hat to Mike D)




Comment from argonauta

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:23:25 -05:00

... from now on, you'll call me DOCTOR Jack!!!




Comment from Sean

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:57:01 -05:00

Jack uses the Jedi Mind Trick. . .

"You will bring me a t-bone steak and DVDs of CSI."




Comment from Tailie

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:28:56 -05:00

@ Kaseygirl

My votes for you!

I don't know why I think thats funny, but I do.




Comment from Naz

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 21:19:32 -05:00

Hey! I remember you! Didnt I marry you once?




Comment from nina

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 23:41:17 -05:00

Jack: Does this smock make me look fat? That burger made me feel so bloated...




Comment from E Double

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 00:21:29 -05:00

Hold up.
Yo, answer this question:

Are you a virgin?




Comment from Pieces of Arzt

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:21:27 -05:00

I'm a doctor not a miracle worker!




Comment from PiecesofArzt

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:23:39 -05:00

I need one of those, what do you call it? Oh, yeah, scalpel! What? Did I stay at a Holiday Inn last night?




Comment from Wrathbringer

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:49:08 -05:00

::in Arnold accent::

"It's not a tumor!!"




Comment from JAC

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:21:13 -05:00

@Mike D
who's complaining about the show? I think its great and I can't wait for it to come back. The only people who are complaining are the ones who are so impatient they can't let a story unfold at its own natural rate. Some people expected the show to come back and explain every mystery in the first 6 episodes. When you read a good mystery novel or watch a great mystery movie the big twist and climax usually comes at the end. I think alot of people are forgetting that because its TV. They have alot more time to develop the story. I for one can wait. I was just giving you a hard time. Nothing personal. My joke wasn't really any better.
JAC




Comment from JO

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:13:49 -05:00

My vote goes to
LostMom911
or
Sillygirl0630
Both made me laugh!




Comment from mdc

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:46:06 -05:00

you! push ben off the table and get up there, we are gonna take care of some unfinished business!!




Comment from Mr. Cube

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:53:29 -05:00

I want YOU to operate on this bastard!




Comment from vacc

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 15:29:40 -05:00

My rewrite of the Romeo & Juliet love sonnet :

Jack: If I profane with unworthy finger

This evil spine, the gentle sin is this,

My scalpel, gauze and forceps will linger

To suture up Ben's kidney with a stitch.

Juliet: Good surgeon, my home video you watched

Whilst mannerly deceptive words were shown.

It helps all if this surgery gets botched,

And won't cost Mike his job - he'll play Ben's Clone.

Jack: Have not ye heard of hippoctaric oath?

Juliet: Ay, pilgrim, thou hast vowed to do no harm.

Jack: Then I must remove this tumerous growth,

Though I would rejoice if Benry buys the farm.

Juliet: If thou art sued, I'll find thee a good lawyer.

Jack: And do to me what Kate hast done to Sawyer?




Comment from nina

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:43:37 -05:00

wayyyyy too much time on your hands man.

good though




Comment from meg

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:45:31 -05:00

These were so great this week, I can't even come up with anything even halfway comparable! You all are awesome!

@Trent - funny!




Comment from Aaron Young

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:49:03 -05:00

I don’t care how expensive your health plans are on this island…It doesn’t give you people the right to threaten my friends lives just because Ben can’t afford his deductible!!!




Comment from Mj

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 15:59:30 -05:00

MD phone home


Whoa! My vote's for vacc...awesome!!!




Comment from Kaseygirl

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 16:45:14 -05:00

i think we should have a weekly caption,with actual voting . just until February
Whose with me?!?




Comment from meg

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:56:53 -05:00

I'm with you Kasygirl, but I think mac is on vacation for the break...




Comment from cmw

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:48:25 -05:00

I'm not really a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.




Comment from moxie

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:49:07 -05:00

...EEELLLIIOT




Comment from Sillygirl0630

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:21:47 -05:00

@Kaseygirl

Count me in...I'm with you. I've been twitching in the corner, fetal position, rocking and sucking my thumb...going through LOST withdrawl is like detox! AGONY!

@MAC-
Are you there, Mac? It's me, Sillygirl!




Comment from nina

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 19:26:09 -05:00

@ kaseygirl

i agree. i think someone should win these posts, even if its mac that decides

come back from vaca!




Comment from ButchM

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:03:45 -05:00

@ vacc

That was GREAT! Best one of all in my opinion.




Comment from frenchie

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:23:29 -05:00

I swear it is normal to do the prostate check for all surgery!




Comment from frenchie

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:24:02 -05:00

I swear it is normal to do the prostate check for all surgery!




Comment from BELost

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:05:25 -05:00

Jack: Do you guys have any of those Dharma chocolated kisses? You know, the ones with almonds. I really love those...




Comment from lostonlost

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 00:40:22 -05:00

1.)Jack: “Quit stonewalling me, you freakin psycho.”

2.) (Out loud so everyone can hear) “Kill Ben... Kill Ben! No I will not kill Ben.”

3.) (Breaks out into song) “R-E-S-P-E-C-T… find out what it means to me.”

4.) “Are you gonna eat that sandwich.”