Last Build Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:49:53 -05:00
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:49:53 -05:00
"You put your right hand in...you put your right hand out...you put your right hand in and you shake it all about..."
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:03:35 -05:00
Now this is what I call "Protected Sex!"
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:04:26 -05:00
"Here's a good one... pull my finger!"
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:30:00 -05:00
Jack:You've something on youre shirt...
(Jack hits Juliets nose)
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:45:42 -05:00
You SO owe me another cheeseburger for this
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:36:06 -05:00
"Did that feather come with the hat or did you screw the bird for it."
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:36:48 -05:00
Jack: "... and I want *American* cheese next time, *not Cheddar*!"
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:37:29 -05:00
Life is full of choices. Sometimes you make the good ones, and sometimes you have to kill all the witnesses.
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:39:37 -05:00
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:41:55 -05:00
Jack uses his keen powers of telekinesis through the "finger of power" to freeze the unsuspecting Juliet.
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:10:14 -05:00
Jack: Oh yeah... well, you're just jealous because of my mad Ben-negotiating skills.
Juliette: You're in here doing surgery on him. That's not negotiating, that's ignoring all of my warnings about killing Ben and how dangerous he is! He LEFT ME!!!
Ben: NOT EVEN WHEN I'M UNCONCSIOUS, JULIETTE!!!!
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:42:36 -05:00
JACK: "Age before beauty, Juliette. You go first."
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:46:14 -05:00
"Ben's is only THIS big!!"
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:47:10 -05:00
Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!
(Casting my vote for Trent's "Pull my finger...")
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:20:12 -05:00
You make one more Dr. McDreamy joke and i am so outta here...
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:15:45 -05:00
"Keep It Up ...and I'll put a pacemaker in you!"
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:20:44 -05:00
"Got Your Nose"
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:34:38 -05:00
"Run.. Go find Mac! Tell him that he is needed here STAT... Hurry!"
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:40:56 -05:00
Juliet: You were supposed to remove his TUMOR, not his !@%#$ (insert name of favorite organ)!
Jack: I told you, I'm NOT a surgeon, I'm a Repo Man! You know, when people don't pay their insurance premiums I go in and collect their vital organs. I'm a people person so I really love it.
Juliet: Well, I'm not a surgeon either... I'm a proctologist.
Jack: hmmmm.. With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:33:22 -05:00
Hey! I'm serious. I totally coulda kicked Scott Wolf's ass!
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:15:56 -05:00
Where are the Junior Mints?
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:15:00 -05:00
ONE ... singular sensation. Every little step you take ...
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:16:14 -05:00
I told you when I agreed to do the surgery-
I'm shirts, YOU'RE skins!
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:25:54 -05:00
Juliette: Oooh. Lookie ...
Jack: Hey! No peeking!
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:31:52 -05:00
I told you..I wake up everyday, and it's the same day, but different things happen. what don't you get?!
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:47:56 -05:00
Need I remind you that YOU picked the color for these walls...
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:48:20 -05:00
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:41:53 -05:00
I don't have anything worth adding, but I do want to cast a couple of votes...
Sillygirl - AWESOME!!
Greg - Loved the Seinfeld reference!!
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:07:43 -05:00
JACK: You got a bit of red on you.
- or -
JACK: You got a piece of..um..Arzt...on you...
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:32:39 -05:00
Jack: "Every minute you don't tell us why we're here, I cut off a finger!"
Juliet: "His or your?"
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:50:16 -05:00
"Seeeeee....I told you these masks would cover up the smell of my farts."
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:13:55 -05:00
My vote goes for mediaboy; best cap evar. ^.^
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:19:51 -05:00
"Look I said wait three months (Jack then puts his finger down and turns around saying), then you will know nothing about everything"
Obvious joke towards lost writers about how they never tell the viewers anything anymore. Even after we wait until the premier.
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:23:04 -05:00
I'm cruuuushing youre head!
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:28:21 -05:00
snap yo fingas!
then a rock with it!
for people who dont listen to rap, its a song...
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:34:50 -05:00
Dont make me snap my fingers in a z formation!
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:35:25 -05:00
"Hey!" snap "Hey!" snap.... "The surgery is over here. F'n blondes."
Mike D you know if you have to explain the joke its probably not that funny right?
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:38:39 -05:00
JAC, you know that I could care less and that im tired of hearing everyone complain about the show, right?
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:14:19 -05:00
And Juliet, you can tell the producers and the directors that I could care less and that im tired of hearing everyone complain about the show, right?
(a tip o the hat to Mike D)
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:23:25 -05:00
... from now on, you'll call me DOCTOR Jack!!!
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:57:01 -05:00
Jack uses the Jedi Mind Trick. . .
"You will bring me a t-bone steak and DVDs of CSI."
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:28:56 -05:00
My votes for you!
I don't know why I think thats funny, but I do.
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 21:19:32 -05:00
Hey! I remember you! Didnt I marry you once?
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 23:41:17 -05:00
Jack: Does this smock make me look fat? That burger made me feel so bloated...
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 00:21:29 -05:00
Yo, answer this question:
Are you a virgin?
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:21:27 -05:00
I'm a doctor not a miracle worker!
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:23:39 -05:00
I need one of those, what do you call it? Oh, yeah, scalpel! What? Did I stay at a Holiday Inn last night?
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:49:08 -05:00
::in Arnold accent::
"It's not a tumor!!"
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:21:13 -05:00
who's complaining about the show? I think its great and I can't wait for it to come back. The only people who are complaining are the ones who are so impatient they can't let a story unfold at its own natural rate. Some people expected the show to come back and explain every mystery in the first 6 episodes. When you read a good mystery novel or watch a great mystery movie the big twist and climax usually comes at the end. I think alot of people are forgetting that because its TV. They have alot more time to develop the story. I for one can wait. I was just giving you a hard time. Nothing personal. My joke wasn't really any better.
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:13:49 -05:00
My vote goes to
Both made me laugh!
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:46:06 -05:00
you! push ben off the table and get up there, we are gonna take care of some unfinished business!!
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:53:29 -05:00
I want YOU to operate on this bastard!
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 15:29:40 -05:00
My rewrite of the Romeo & Juliet love sonnet :
Jack: If I profane with unworthy finger
This evil spine, the gentle sin is this,
My scalpel, gauze and forceps will linger
To suture up Ben's kidney with a stitch.
Juliet: Good surgeon, my home video you watched
Whilst mannerly deceptive words were shown.
It helps all if this surgery gets botched,
And won't cost Mike his job - he'll play Ben's Clone.
Jack: Have not ye heard of hippoctaric oath?
Juliet: Ay, pilgrim, thou hast vowed to do no harm.
Jack: Then I must remove this tumerous growth,
Though I would rejoice if Benry buys the farm.
Juliet: If thou art sued, I'll find thee a good lawyer.
Jack: And do to me what Kate hast done to Sawyer?
Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:43:37 -05:00
wayyyyy too much time on your hands man.
Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:45:31 -05:00
These were so great this week, I can't even come up with anything even halfway comparable! You all are awesome!
@Trent - funny!
Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:49:03 -05:00
I donâ€™t care how expensive your health plans are on this islandâ€¦It doesnâ€™t give you people the right to threaten my friends lives just because Ben canâ€™t afford his deductible!!!
Fri, 17 Nov 2006 15:59:30 -05:00
MD phone home
Whoa! My vote's for vacc...awesome!!!
Fri, 17 Nov 2006 16:45:14 -05:00
i think we should have a weekly caption,with actual voting . just until February
Whose with me?!?
Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:56:53 -05:00
I'm with you Kasygirl, but I think mac is on vacation for the break...
Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:48:25 -05:00
I'm not really a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:49:07 -05:00
Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:21:47 -05:00
Count me in...I'm with you. I've been twitching in the corner, fetal position, rocking and sucking my thumb...going through LOST withdrawl is like detox! AGONY!
Are you there, Mac? It's me, Sillygirl!
Sat, 18 Nov 2006 19:26:09 -05:00
i agree. i think someone should win these posts, even if its mac that decides
come back from vaca!
Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:03:45 -05:00
That was GREAT! Best one of all in my opinion.
Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:23:29 -05:00
I swear it is normal to do the prostate check for all surgery!
Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:24:02 -05:00
I swear it is normal to do the prostate check for all surgery!
Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:05:25 -05:00
Jack: Do you guys have any of those Dharma chocolated kisses? You know, the ones with almonds. I really love those...
Sat, 14 Apr 2007 00:40:22 -05:00
1.)Jack: â€œQuit stonewalling me, you freakin psycho.â€
2.) (Out loud so everyone can hear) â€œKill Ben... Kill Ben! No I will not kill Ben.â€
3.) (Breaks out into song) â€œR-E-S-P-E-C-Tâ€¦ find out what it means to me.â€
4.) â€œAre you gonna eat that sandwich.â€