Baby Boomer Going Like Sixty

25% Return on Investment Courtesy of Coinstar

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:40:43 +0000

From the people who charge you 8.9% to count your loose change comes the best deal you will see this year. Take your coins to Coinstar, select that you want to redeem your coins for a certificate from a participating retailer, and Coinstar will send you a $10 rebate. There is a $40 minimum to get the [...]

How Many Pounds in a Gallon of Fat? JFGI!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:43:08 +0000

Remember this? What do you want for your birthday? A Henway. What’s a Henway? About three pounds. So far, I’ve lost about 11 hens. If I could somehow export my loss to Peru, I would be able to buy one of those cars I lusted after. Three suspects have confessed to killing five people for their fat, said Col. Jorge Mejia, [...]

Unfriend or Defriend? Luke Russert Weighs in for NBC as Congressional Correspondent

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:42:22 +0000

“Unfriend” is the word of the year, as declared by the New Oxford American Dictionary. Congressional correspondent Luke Russert (and son of St. Timothy of Buffalo)  corrected the “Unfriend” report saying, “the kids say ‘Defriend.’ Oxford Dictionary should find that out.” “the kids”, yeah, Luke Russert called Facebookers “the kids.” Unfriend Luke Russert! Defriend Luke Russert! Deface Luke Russert! Unbook Luke [...]

Go Behind The Scenes for a Sneak Peek at Multiple Sarcasms

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:00:46 +0000

Huh!?! Should I be flattered or insulted that a PR flack sent me a pre-release sneak peek of a movie coming out this spring called Multiple Sarcasms? Yeah, flattered. Multiple irreverences/Multiple Sarcasms, it fits here. It’s a movie about a play about a life that is falling apart. Huh!?! I may have just moved over to the insulted side [...]

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