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Last Build Date: Tue, 19 Sep 2017 15:15:51 -0400

If you're a nurse, do not post pictures and videos of yourself giving newborns the finger, calling them mini-Satans and propping them up to make them dance to hip-hop [Florida]If you're a nurse, do not post pictures and videos of yourself giving newborns the finger, calling them mini-Satans and propping them up to make them dance to hip-hop [Florida]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 14:50:03 -0400

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The latest thing killed by Millennials: Articles about things killed by Millennials [Obvious]The latest thing killed by Millennials: Articles about things killed by Millennials [Obvious]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 14:20:05 -0400

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4-year-old boy not seriously hurt after being ejected from a car. He was soon heard saying "do it again" [Scary]4-year-old boy not seriously hurt after being ejected from a car. He was soon heard saying "do it again" [Scary]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 13:50:04 -0400

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"I'd rather have solidarity with DPRK than the USA." - Well, you're entitled to your opinion, but being the chairman of a Labour youth movement, that one probably should have been kept to yourself [Dumbass]"I'd rather have solidarity with DPRK than the USA." - Well, you're entitled to your opinion, but being the chairman of a Labour youth movement, that one probably should have been kept to yourself [Dumbass]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 13:20:05 -0400

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Enough fentanyl to kill 32 million people seized in Queens, meaning Florida residents will need to find a new way to get through this hurricane season [Sick]Enough fentanyl to kill 32 million people seized in Queens, meaning Florida residents will need to find a new way to get through this hurricane season [Sick]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 12:50:04 -0400

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°）╯.................🐟 \o/ \o/ \o/ [Misc]°）╯.................🐟 \o/ \o/ \o/ [Misc]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 12:20:05 -0400

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Guy smuggling balloons full of meth into prison by swallowing them doesn't succeed, tries again [Sick]Guy smuggling balloons full of meth into prison by swallowing them doesn't succeed, tries again [Sick]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:50:04 -0400

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Puerto Rico's Public Safety Commissioner issue a blunt warning to residents of wooden houses on the island ahead of Maria's landfall :"You have to evacuate. Otherwise you're going to die, I don't know how to make this any clearer" [Scary]Puerto Rico's Public Safety Commissioner issue a blunt warning to residents of wooden houses on the island ahead of Maria's landfall :"You have to evacuate. Otherwise you're going to die, I don't know how to make this any clearer" [Scary]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:20:05 -0400

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Some people think Monopoly takes a long time to complete. Others think D&D takes a while to finish. Then there's this monstrosity [Interesting]Some people think Monopoly takes a long time to complete. Others think D&D takes a while to finish. Then there's this monstrosity [Interesting]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:16:45 -0400

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A helicopter in Russia's totally not-a-cover-for-an-invasion war games just accidentally fired a live rocket at several parked civilian vehicles [Scary]A helicopter in Russia's totally not-a-cover-for-an-invasion war games just accidentally fired a live rocket at several parked civilian vehicles [Scary]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 10:46:45 -0400

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Transgender Kindergarten Lesson is the name of my prog rock band [Strange]Transgender Kindergarten Lesson is the name of my prog rock band [Strange]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 10:20:05 -0400

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Welcome to New York, Mr Prime Minister, you disgustingly handsome person. Here's your award [Silly]Welcome to New York, Mr Prime Minister, you disgustingly handsome person. Here's your award [Silly]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 09:50:04 -0400

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Large circle of mysterious and unidentifiable purple powder found on school property has baffled authorities, as security footage shows no one visiting the area [Strange]Large circle of mysterious and unidentifiable purple powder found on school property has baffled authorities, as security footage shows no one visiting the area [Strange]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 09:20:05 -0400

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Robert E. Lee High School in San Antonio is requesting the Internet's help in picking a new name.You know what to do [Murica]Robert E. Lee High School in San Antonio is requesting the Internet's help in picking a new name.You know what to do [Murica]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 09:12:03 -0400

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Photoshop these two blondes [Photoshop]Photoshop these two blondes [Photoshop]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 09:00:01 -0400

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Guy who climbed mountain only in his underwear develops hypothermia - which is French for "don't climb a farkin' mountain only in your underwear" [Dumbass]Guy who climbed mountain only in his underwear develops hypothermia - which is French for "don't climb a farkin' mountain only in your underwear" [Dumbass]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 08:12:03 -0400

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Suicide by cop leads to three post suicide protest arrests [Followup]Suicide by cop leads to three post suicide protest arrests [Followup]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 07:58:08 -0400

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Must be a day ending in "Y" as Fox News is sued, again, for sexual harassment [Interesting]Must be a day ending in "Y" as Fox News is sued, again, for sexual harassment [Interesting]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 07:46:07 -0400

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People of Alaska, we hope you are enjoying this year's Permanent Fund Dividend check worth $1,100. If the people you keep electing into office would just stop meddling, that check could have been worth $2,350 [Sad]People of Alaska, we hope you are enjoying this year's Permanent Fund Dividend check worth $1,100. If the people you keep electing into office would just stop meddling, that check could have been worth $2,350 [Sad]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 06:35:07 -0400

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Toys "Я" Bankrupt [Followup]Toys "Я" Bankrupt [Followup]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 05:56:06 -0400

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Mars research crew emerges after eight months in isolation; reads news, asks to be returned to isolation [Interesting]Mars research crew emerges after eight months in isolation; reads news, asks to be returned to isolation [Interesting]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 04:13:16 -0400

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Police officers are not a disenfranchised minority [Obvious]Police officers are not a disenfranchised minority [Obvious]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 03:28:45 -0400

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People in Switzerland want to know who is clogging their toilets with wads of cash [Strange]People in Switzerland want to know who is clogging their toilets with wads of cash [Strange]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 01:47:17 -0400

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Come for an update on the now 27-year-old Hensel twins, stay for the completely unfounded speculation about their sex life. And by that we mean, abdicating facts to assume they skip guys for mutual incestuous conjoined lesbian masturbation (SFW) [Unlikely]Come for an update on the now 27-year-old Hensel twins, stay for the completely unfounded speculation about their sex life. And by that we mean, abdicating facts to assume they skip guys for mutual incestuous conjoined lesbian masturbation (SFW) [Unlikely]

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:06:35 -0400

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Come here, Maria. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty [News]Come here, Maria. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty [News]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 23:34:58 -0400

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Considering Florida's dismal power grid, being able to use solar power during outages could be very helpful. Naturally, Florida Power and Light lobbyists made exactly that illegal [Florida]Considering Florida's dismal power grid, being able to use solar power during outages could be very helpful. Naturally, Florida Power and Light lobbyists made exactly that illegal [Florida]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 23:06:10 -0400

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Not News: Man commits suicide. News: While sitting in his vehicle in parking structure of international airport. Fark: His body wasn't discovered until 8 months later [Sick]Not News: Man commits suicide. News: While sitting in his vehicle in parking structure of international airport. Fark: His body wasn't discovered until 8 months later [Sick]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 22:50:04 -0400

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Couple driving through northern Maine forced to stop in middle of road. (Lynx go nowhere) [Strange]Couple driving through northern Maine forced to stop in middle of road. (Lynx go nowhere) [Strange]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 22:10:18 -0400

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Few things qualify as more hoonigan than doing a burnout in a car being towed on a trailer [Facepalm]Few things qualify as more hoonigan than doing a burnout in a car being towed on a trailer [Facepalm]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 21:42:11 -0400

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Fark NotNewsletter: Changes afoot for online advertising [FarkBlog]Fark NotNewsletter: Changes afoot for online advertising [FarkBlog]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 20:39:02 -0400

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I'd tap that [News]I'd tap that [News]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 20:30:29 -0400

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Trump planning on copying Best Korea with a parade [Facepalm]Trump planning on copying Best Korea with a parade [Facepalm]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 20:05:18 -0400

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Photoshop what should be in this pot [Photoshop]Photoshop what should be in this pot [Photoshop]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 20:00:01 -0400

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Dylann Roof wishes he had a white supremacist lawyer and not one of these horrible Jewish lawyers. How can I be declared innocent of killing a church full of black people with a Jewish lawyer? I need a creepy racist lawyer with a bowl cut [Stupid]Dylann Roof wishes he had a white supremacist lawyer and not one of these horrible Jewish lawyers. How can I be declared innocent of killing a church full of black people with a Jewish lawyer? I need a creepy racist lawyer with a bowl cut [Stupid]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 19:57:25 -0400

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Tonight at 8PM EDT, a special Paul's Memory Bank as I pay tribute to our beloved soosh by sampling some playlists from early in the year [Live]Tonight at 8PM EDT, a special Paul's Memory Bank as I pay tribute to our beloved soosh by sampling some playlists from early in the year [Live]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 19:30:22 -0400

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OK, this is the Whole World. And this is us. No sir, we're not the whole world. These other thingies are other countries. No sir, we can't make them go away [Facepalm]OK, this is the Whole World. And this is us. No sir, we're not the whole world. These other thingies are other countries. No sir, we can't make them go away [Facepalm]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 19:27:18 -0400

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After getting buzzed by North Korean missiles Japan's prime minister is looking to quickly rewrite their pacifist Constitution [Interesting]After getting buzzed by North Korean missiles Japan's prime minister is looking to quickly rewrite their pacifist Constitution [Interesting]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 18:35:09 -0400

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Intoxicated wedding guests try to mingle with a bison herd. Darwin heard muttering "too easy" [Facepalm]Intoxicated wedding guests try to mingle with a bison herd. Darwin heard muttering "too easy" [Facepalm]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 18:20:05 -0400

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Mystery woman has been crashing every funeral at local church for 14 years just so she can stuff her face at the free buffet [Awkward]Mystery woman has been crashing every funeral at local church for 14 years just so she can stuff her face at the free buffet [Awkward]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 17:50:04 -0400

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WA father claims that he accidentally shot his son repeatedly with flaming balls from a "fireworks gun" in a "safety lesson" that went accidentally awry. His 6-year-old son tells a different, more believable, and frankly better-constructed story [Fail]WA father claims that he accidentally shot his son repeatedly with flaming balls from a "fireworks gun" in a "safety lesson" that went accidentally awry. His 6-year-old son tells a different, more believable, and frankly better-constructed story [Fail]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 17:18:38 -0400

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This story of a slam poet and a stolen house gets weirder the further down you go [Amusing]This story of a slam poet and a stolen house gets weirder the further down you go [Amusing]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 16:20:05 -0400

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Photoshop this flying man [Photoshop]Photoshop this flying man [Photoshop]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 16:00:01 -0400

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Burglar jerks off after breaking in. In burglar circles this is known as a whack job [Dumbass]Burglar jerks off after breaking in. In burglar circles this is known as a whack job [Dumbass]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 15:50:04 -0400

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There's a time and place to take selfies and check your backpack, and it's not while A) Riding a motorcycle on a motorway; B) Practicing wheelies; C) Doing 117 mph; D) Being followed by the police; or E) Any or all of these [Dumbass]There's a time and place to take selfies and check your backpack, and it's not while A) Riding a motorcycle on a motorway; B) Practicing wheelies; C) Doing 117 mph; D) Being followed by the police; or E) Any or all of these [Dumbass]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 15:20:05 -0400

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Bill Gates thinks an outbreak of disease could kill 30 million people within the next 10 years. No word if he thinks it could come from a virus [Interesting]Bill Gates thinks an outbreak of disease could kill 30 million people within the next 10 years. No word if he thinks it could come from a virus [Interesting]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 14:20:06 -0400

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Donation info for Farker timujin's final expenses, link goes to fundraiser [Sad]Donation info for Farker timujin's final expenses, link goes to fundraiser [Sad]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 14:06:18 -0400

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Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that [Florida]Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that [Florida]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 13:50:04 -0400

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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-09-10 to Sat 2017-09-16 [FarkBlog]Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-09-10 to Sat 2017-09-16 [FarkBlog]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 12:42:33 -0400

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Man helps himself to bacon from woman's plate. Surprisingly, she objects. Late-night hilarity at the Waffle House ensues [Florida]Man helps himself to bacon from woman's plate. Surprisingly, she objects. Late-night hilarity at the Waffle House ensues [Florida]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 12:20:05 -0400

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Caption these construction workers [Caption]Caption these construction workers [Caption]

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 12:00:00 -0400

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