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Last Build Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2017 15:01:04 -0400

Not a Disaster Movie pitch: Cruise ship traveling with another ship through the Northwest Passage in case Cruise ship gets into trouble. There are virtually no Emergency Response assets up there. Wish Ernest Borgnine was still alive [Asinine]Not a Disaster Movie pitch: Cruise ship traveling with another ship through the Northwest Passage in case Cruise ship gets into trouble. There are virtually no Emergency Response assets up there. Wish Ernest Borgnine was still alive [Asinine]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 14:46:44 -0400

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Pacific Fleet commander announces that the US could absolutely nuke China if the president ordered it. Hang on, a Vault Tech rep is at the door asking how many points I want to put into strength [Repeat]Pacific Fleet commander announces that the US could absolutely nuke China if the president ordered it. Hang on, a Vault Tech rep is at the door asking how many points I want to put into strength [Repeat]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 14:20:07 -0400

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City councilman learns body cams mean you can't bargain with officers after being arrested for DUI [Dumbass]City councilman learns body cams mean you can't bargain with officers after being arrested for DUI [Dumbass]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 14:16:44 -0400

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Tragedy averted as Canadian Supreme Court backs Inuit hamlet. Inuit Claudius and Inuit Gertrude await sentencing [Hero]Tragedy averted as Canadian Supreme Court backs Inuit hamlet. Inuit Claudius and Inuit Gertrude await sentencing [Hero]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 13:50:04 -0400

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In Poland, it's legal to steal beer if you're naked [Unlikely]In Poland, it's legal to steal beer if you're naked [Unlikely]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 13:20:05 -0400

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Bad: your house is infested with bedbugs. Worse: infested with hobos [Scary]Bad: your house is infested with bedbugs. Worse: infested with hobos [Scary]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:50:04 -0400

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Man arrested after putting dead prostitute in plastic bin and burying her in yard, apparently forgetting that you're supposed to compost them instead [Sick]Man arrested after putting dead prostitute in plastic bin and burying her in yard, apparently forgetting that you're supposed to compost them instead [Sick]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:20:05 -0400

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Fancy a gin and tonic sausage? Me neither, but Northern Ireland's butchers are making them anyway [Weeners]Fancy a gin and tonic sausage? Me neither, but Northern Ireland's butchers are making them anyway [Weeners]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:50:05 -0400

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No, you're not allowed to cover the big yellow sign that says your restaurant has a roach problem [Florida]No, you're not allowed to cover the big yellow sign that says your restaurant has a roach problem [Florida]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:20:06 -0400

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Planning to do any chores today you've been meaning to get to? You might want to put them off one more day. Just sayin' [Unlikely]Planning to do any chores today you've been meaning to get to? You might want to put them off one more day. Just sayin' [Unlikely]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:07:50 -0400

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Oregon scientists carry out first human gene embryo editing in US, raising the terrifying specter of a genetically enhanced Portland hipster [Interesting]Oregon scientists carry out first human gene embryo editing in US, raising the terrifying specter of a genetically enhanced Portland hipster [Interesting]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:05:08 -0400

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Beijing detains 18 members from a banned religious cult group that believes Jesus is a Chinese woman. Then things get weird [Weird]Beijing detains 18 members from a banned religious cult group that believes Jesus is a Chinese woman. Then things get weird [Weird]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 10:50:05 -0400

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Surf's up for these rabbits, who ride sheep to escape the floods of New Zealand [Amusing]Surf's up for these rabbits, who ride sheep to escape the floods of New Zealand [Amusing]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 10:20:05 -0400

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Wisconsin winning Powerball ticket holder has yet to come forward to claim $155 million prize [Strange]Wisconsin winning Powerball ticket holder has yet to come forward to claim $155 million prize [Strange]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:50:05 -0400

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I'm a shark. I'm a shark. Stop dragging me behind your boat at a high rate of speed. I'm a shark [Florida]I'm a shark. I'm a shark. Stop dragging me behind your boat at a high rate of speed. I'm a shark [Florida]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:32:05 -0400

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Transgender Army captain: 'This is who I am. I am a soldier. It's all I want to do' [Hero]Transgender Army captain: 'This is who I am. I am a soldier. It's all I want to do' [Hero]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:20:05 -0400

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University professor charged with keying peoples' cars. She is cooperating as the police have a key witness [Dumbass]University professor charged with keying peoples' cars. She is cooperating as the police have a key witness [Dumbass]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:05:05 -0400

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Photoshop this driftwood woodman [Photoshop]Photoshop this driftwood woodman [Photoshop]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:00:01 -0400

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Three things that you may not have known about trans soldiers, which will put you six things ahead of the President, because Smitty assumes that you already knew that trans folks aren't reverse vampires who feast on pills and drink only Cosmos [Interesting]Three things that you may not have known about trans soldiers, which will put you six things ahead of the President, because Smitty assumes that you already knew that trans folks aren't reverse vampires who feast on pills and drink only Cosmos [Interesting]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 08:35:05 -0400

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U.S. military spends 10 times more on erectile dysfunction than transgender care [Stupid]U.S. military spends 10 times more on erectile dysfunction than transgender care [Stupid]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 08:20:05 -0400

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Authorities trying to find owner of prosthetic leg. No solid leads yet but the game's afoot [Weird]Authorities trying to find owner of prosthetic leg. No solid leads yet but the game's afoot [Weird]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 07:50:04 -0400

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Can't I even eat a goddamned taco without being told that I'm doing it wrong? [Stupid]Can't I even eat a goddamned taco without being told that I'm doing it wrong? [Stupid]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 07:18:11 -0400

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The Maori were right all along. Giant mega-swan once walked the earth with us [Weird]The Maori were right all along. Giant mega-swan once walked the earth with us [Weird]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 06:08:16 -0400

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Dealer "22 Jump Street" substitutes broccoli for weed, will shoot you for refusing to finishing your vegetables [Amusing]Dealer "22 Jump Street" substitutes broccoli for weed, will shoot you for refusing to finishing your vegetables [Amusing]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 03:59:40 -0400

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The hits just keep coming, folks [Murica]The hits just keep coming, folks [Murica]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 01:28:23 -0400

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Game. On [Scary]Game. On [Scary]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 01:06:36 -0400

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Teacher that cartwheeled without underwear given probation for her cunning stunt [Followup]Teacher that cartwheeled without underwear given probation for her cunning stunt [Followup]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 00:40:35 -0400

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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 638: "Statuary 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]Theme of Farktography Contest No. 638: "Statuary 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 00:01:00 -0400

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Antivaxxers in Australia find a pricipal caught sayof and use this one weird trick to get their movie screened as an organic food documentary [Asinine]Antivaxxers in Australia find a pricipal caught sayof and use this one weird trick to get their movie screened as an organic food documentary [Asinine]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 23:30:49 -0400

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To prevent another Snowmageddon worsened by dumbass drivers, Vancouver considers fining motorists who aren't using snow tires in wintry conditions. The presumed alternative is to revoke their Canadian card [Strange]To prevent another Snowmageddon worsened by dumbass drivers, Vancouver considers fining motorists who aren't using snow tires in wintry conditions. The presumed alternative is to revoke their Canadian card [Strange]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 23:01:16 -0400

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Some French teenagers spend their summer vacations on the Côte d'Azur or the Alps. Others come to New Jersey and break into cars [Fail]Some French teenagers spend their summer vacations on the Côte d'Azur or the Alps. Others come to New Jersey and break into cars [Fail]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 22:50:33 -0400

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"Yes, I said a lot of crazy things. I'm ashamed of them actually. Looking back at them, it's like, wow, obviously I shouldn't drink." It's not a poster in a TFD thread, it's a defendant from the 2015 Bundy standoff in Nevada [Followup]"Yes, I said a lot of crazy things. I'm ashamed of them actually. Looking back at them, it's like, wow, obviously I shouldn't drink." It's not a poster in a TFD thread, it's a defendant from the 2015 Bundy standoff in Nevada [Followup]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 22:50:05 -0400

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Pick a famous person from history and give them a Fark username. Difficulty: "Godwin" is taken [Amusing]Pick a famous person from history and give them a Fark username. Difficulty: "Godwin" is taken [Amusing]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 22:42:03 -0400

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What do the people in your state hate the most? Here's a handy map to find out. Oh, and Utah, you're not fooling anyone [Amusing]What do the people in your state hate the most? Here's a handy map to find out. Oh, and Utah, you're not fooling anyone [Amusing]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 22:22:54 -0400

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Burglar disguises himself as ghost to make it past security camera, still gets caught. Claims he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling cops [Amusing]Burglar disguises himself as ghost to make it past security camera, still gets caught. Claims he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling cops [Amusing]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 22:10:05 -0400

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It wasn't me, it was the one-armed, machete-wielding clown [Creepy]It wasn't me, it was the one-armed, machete-wielding clown [Creepy]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 21:30:05 -0400

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Relax, Monctonians, that thing in the woods you've been obsessing over for the past 50+ years was merely a CIA spy camera. "Dad would have been going around saying, 'I told you so, I told you so.' He would have been pretty excited" [Amusing]Relax, Monctonians, that thing in the woods you've been obsessing over for the past 50+ years was merely a CIA spy camera. "Dad would have been going around saying, 'I told you so, I told you so.' He would have been pretty excited" [Amusing]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 21:28:12 -0400

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Trump: Military or Trans, you can't be both. Canadian Forces: Join us [Hero]Trump: Military or Trans, you can't be both. Canadian Forces: Join us [Hero]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 21:15:42 -0400

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69 years ago today, Harry Truman ordered the racial desegregation of the U.S. military [Spiffy]69 years ago today, Harry Truman ordered the racial desegregation of the U.S. military [Spiffy]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 21:01:36 -0400

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Toddler who was delivered on the side of Texas highway celebrates first birthday by having tea party with sheriff's deputy who delivered her (with 'Daaawwww' pics) [Sappy]Toddler who was delivered on the side of Texas highway celebrates first birthday by having tea party with sheriff's deputy who delivered her (with 'Daaawwww' pics) [Sappy]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:50:05 -0400

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Go figure. Most climate change believers haven't changed their lifestyles, just want you minions to change yours [Interesting]Go figure. Most climate change believers haven't changed their lifestyles, just want you minions to change yours [Interesting]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:33:41 -0400

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Please note: no matter how much you love your pets, you're still not allowed to bury them in a public park [Florida]Please note: no matter how much you love your pets, you're still not allowed to bury them in a public park [Florida]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:10:05 -0400

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Then: Three percent. Second Amendment solutions. Patriotism. Now: I was manipulated into seeking fame [Followup]Then: Three percent. Second Amendment solutions. Patriotism. Now: I was manipulated into seeking fame [Followup]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:05:50 -0400

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Photoshop this avid swimmer [Photoshop]Photoshop this avid swimmer [Photoshop]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:00:01 -0400

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Tank driver runs over suspected car bomb vehicle. It still blows up. With video [Scary]Tank driver runs over suspected car bomb vehicle. It still blows up. With video [Scary]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 19:30:05 -0400

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As the solar eclipse approaches, NASA puts out safety tips to avoid injuries to your eyes. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions [PSA]As the solar eclipse approaches, NASA puts out safety tips to avoid injuries to your eyes. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions [PSA]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 18:50:05 -0400

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What's some minor thing that people commonly get wrong that you can't help but correct them even though you know you should let it slide? [Unlikely]What's some minor thing that people commonly get wrong that you can't help but correct them even though you know you should let it slide? [Unlikely]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 18:20:05 -0400

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Apple supplier Foxconn announces plans to build new plant in Wisconsin, creating 13,000 jobs... just as soon as it builds that plant in Pennsylvania it announced in 2013 [News]Apple supplier Foxconn announces plans to build new plant in Wisconsin, creating 13,000 jobs... just as soon as it builds that plant in Pennsylvania it announced in 2013 [News]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 17:52:16 -0400

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It looks like the CIA might be heading into twilight, spreading out their wings, jumping off the track, shoving into overdrive, and heading straight into the danger zone. Riding, if you will, into the danger zone [Scary]It looks like the CIA might be heading into twilight, spreading out their wings, jumping off the track, shoving into overdrive, and heading straight into the danger zone. Riding, if you will, into the danger zone [Scary]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 17:50:05 -0400

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Cemetery's plan to hold outdoor screening of 'Ghostbusters' leaves many cold [Awkward]Cemetery's plan to hold outdoor screening of 'Ghostbusters' leaves many cold [Awkward]

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 17:20:05 -0400

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