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mypetjawa v. 2.0 (beta) "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." -- Thomas Mann

Published: 2017-12-16T08:08:27-05:00


Sandcrawler PSA: Jewish Snowmen Are Takfir


Muslims believe we all worship the same God, right? Another screwed up Islamic cleric gets his knickers in a twist over Muslims making Snowmen. What if Sbowman converts to Christianity, he asks. What if it's a Snowwoman who turns on...

A Jawa Intermission


Disco, it ain't dead.... Also If you're at the airport... And you see a girl in a LOL shirt, run like hell....

Party Time!


Sandcrawler PSA: Alfredo Sauce is Bad Mkay


Can't stop laughing...Maruna IV, 22, is charged with attempted unlawful sexual contact with a minor, disseminating matter harmful to juveniles, possessing criminal tools, and importuning. At the time of his arrest, police say Maruna was carrying an iPhone, a MAC...

Caption Contest: Krispy Crotch Episode II Edition (Fatwas Issued!)


Caption this image of Akayed Ullah. Because making fun of terrorists is permitted. Fatwas will be issued. Update: Fatwas Issued! I'm so excited! Anyway the I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Kalifornia Kafir forFrom hell's heart I stab...



Fitna Strikes Amaq


Trolling for good...Indeed a look at some of the popular channels frequented by ISIS suggests they are right: In one chat several ISIS members are seen bickering following Amaq’s hacking. “This channel is not official,” says one. Another replies, “How...

Explosion Near Port Authority in NYC (Update: Splodeydope Expired)


Not sure what is going on, reports of an explosion, lots of police and fire. Current Scene Outside Port Authority In— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) December 11, 2017 This is the scene outside #PortAuthority right now; 8th Ave shut down in...

Fatwas Fatwas Everywhere!


And so it begins.In the wake of President Trump’s announcement to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, anti-Semitic tweets calling for the extermination of America’s strongest allies in the Middle East have been posted to the social media platform...

Sheikh Abdullah Ibrahim al-Faisal aka Trevor William Forrest Added to Specially Designated Terrorist List


Trevor William Forrest is awaiting extradition from Jamaica.The US Treasury Department has sanctioned Abdullah Ibrahim al-Faisal (a.k.a. Trevor William Forrest), a well-known jihadist ideologue and Islamic State recruiter based in Jamaica. He has been added to the US government’s list...

Caption Contest: Signs Edition


Interpret the interpreter. Fatwas will be issued. Update: The Why U Insult Holly Koran Fatwa issued against Orlando for Kinda' tough to understand her accent...

Zionists R Zionist


I was reading this crap on CNN, you know, about how bad it could be if Trump recognizes that Jerusalem, or the city of Zion where Mt. Zion is located, is recognized as the Capital of Israel.Why declaring Jerusalem as...

Abundance of Caution Abundant


I just wanted to let you know that battle doodles are out.obert Paul Alexander Edwards, 33, of Mexico Beach, was arrested Friday on charges of writing threats to kill or do bodily injury after a staffer at Port St. Joe...

Sandcralwer PSA: Play Stupid Games


Win stupid prizes.The FBI said Monday it arrested a man in Jacksonville, Florida who was allegedly planning a mass shooting at a mosque. Bernandino Bolatete has been charged with illegally receiving and possessing an unregistered silencer. Law enforcement said they...

Sandcrawler PSA: STFU


No really.... Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.we bunch of broken hooting apes — are prone to break them. Everybody lies. Humans lie more under pressure. FBI agents are trained in two dozen ways...