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mypetjawa v. 2.0 (beta) "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." -- Thomas Mann

Published: 2018-03-21T07:11:37-05:00


Austin Bomber(Mark Anthony Conditt) Bombs Himself


He's dead Jim!The 24-year-old man who terrified residents of Austin, Texas, with a three-week bombing campaign that killed two people blew himself up on the side of a highway north of the city as police closed in on him early...

Sandcrawler PSA: Rusty's Monkey Missing


Rusty emailed, he only emails when he really really needs something. Anyway have any of you seen his damned monkey? Cops searching for monkey near Miami strip club...— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) March 20, 2018 SMH.......

Allah Hates The Taliban 100% Proof


I just love a story with a happy ending.The Taliban’s first mistake was kidnapping 36-year-old Awal Khan last week in Paktika, Afghanistan. They had no idea what they were in for. Khan — despite being handcuffed at the time, Masood...

Caption This: Hillary Spreads Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued!)


Yeah I know the title is bad. Just hearing about this now.— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) March 13, 2018 Fatwas will be issued. Update: Fatwas Issued! The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Paladin forAND SHE PICKS UP...

Russia Just Following DNCs Lead


So as it turns out Russia wasn't the only one meddling with the 2016 election. The #UK is investigating the handling of @facebook data by Cambridge Analytica.— AP Business News (@APBusiness) March 20, 2018 But Facebook didn't know, they...

War Porn: God Damn The Taliban Edition


Featuring the A-10!...

This Isn't The Radical Muslim Slasher We're Looking For


NewsBusters:News broke on March 13 that a Florida teen had been arrested, after stabbing to death his friend and attempting to kill his friend’s mother and another peer at a sleepover. The suspect confessed afterwards that he had recently converted...

Mega Space Force!


Trump is going to create a MegaForce in space!President Trump wants the US to have its own “Space Force” — which would be like the Army and the Navy, “but for space,” he says. F*ck yeah!...

Sandcrawler PSA: Entropy Still Acting on Stephen Hawking


Stephen Hawking has passed away. But don't be sad, it will take an almost infinite amount of time before entropy returns Stephen Hawking to his lowest possible energy state. At which point he will still be forever embedded in the...

Tie Fighters! 100% Proof!


Pentagon declassifies encounter with an Imperial Tie Fighter. Was this an actual Tie Fighter? Some internet analysts say, "Yes!"...

Trump To Meet Kim Jong Un


Oh boy! TOKYO — North Korea’s belligerent leader, Kim Jong Un, has asked President Trump for talks and Trump has agreed to meet him “by May,” South Korea’s national security adviser said at the White House Thursday after delivering the...

Everyone Wave Buh Bye To Ali Muhammad Brown


He's going to be taking a very long leave of absence.A man who said he was pursuing "jihad" pleaded guilty to murder and terrorism in New Jersey on Tuesday and surprised prosecutors by admitting in court that he also killed...

Meanwhile at Pine View High School


A teenager has been arrested for placing a bomb and the ISIS flag at his school.ST. GEORGE, Utah — UPDATE: Police said a homemade explosive device was the item discovered in a backpack at Pine View High School Monday, that...

Powder Terrorist Daniel Frisiello Arrested


Lets go with the NBC story because its more fun. A Massachusetts man was charged Thursday with sending the threatening letter filled with white powder to Donald Trump Jr. that sent his wife to the hospital — along with four...

Message A Terrorist: Keyes Edition


So it looks like Bernard is in trouble. An American citizen from California who was radicalized by online propaganda traveled overseas to try to join a branch of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) in Libya, U.S. prosecutors...