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Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page



Published: 23 Jan 2018 23:25:02 -0000

Last Build Date: 23 Jan 2018 23:25:02 -0000

 



Thomas Carlyle

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books."



H. L. Mencken

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations."



Kin Hubbard

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."



Elbert Hubbard

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."



Blaise Pascal

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction."



Douglas Adams

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."



Italian Proverb

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box."



John Ciardi

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself."



Anatole France

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."



William Goldman

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."



E. W. Dijkstra

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."



Miss Piggy

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT

"Never eat more than you can lift."