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Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page



Published: 16 Dec 2017 23:25:02 -0000

Last Build Date: 16 Dec 2017 23:25:02 -0000

 



Doug Larson

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."



Mark Twain

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."



Garry Shandling

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."



Lily Tomlin

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"We're all in this alone."



Peter Ustinov

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."



Robert Frost

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length."



John Cleese

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."



Carlos A. Urbizo

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at."



Gian Vincenzo Gravina

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company."



Paul Valery

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us."



Gertrude Stein

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense."



Professor Irwin Corey

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going."