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Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page



Published: 25 Jul 2017 00:25:01 -0000

Last Build Date: 25 Jul 2017 00:25:01 -0000

 



G. K. Chesterton

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."



Oscar Levant

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away."



Alan Kay

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it."



Woody Allen

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies."



George Santayana

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated."



Abraham Maslow

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."



Albert Einstein

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."



Stan Dunn

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle."



Mark Twain

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean."



Rodney Dangerfield

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Life is just a bowl of pits."



Franklin P. Jones

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger."



Elayne Boosler

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."