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Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page



Published: 26 Apr 2017 00:25:02 -0000

Last Build Date: 26 Apr 2017 00:25:02 -0000

 



Nancy Astor

Wed, 26 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing. "



Jim Horning

Wed, 26 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be."



Isaac Asimov

Wed, 26 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'"



Sir Winston Churchill

Wed, 26 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."



Marvin Minsky

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but most of the time, we aren't either."



Douglas Adams

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."



Ernest Benn

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."



Alexander Hamilton

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing."



Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist."



Oscar Wilde

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality."



Walt Disney

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."



Dorothy Parker

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,/ A medley of extemporanea; /And love is a thing that can never go wrong; /And I am Marie of Romania."