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Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page



Published: 24 Feb 2017 00:25:01 -0000

Last Build Date: 24 Feb 2017 00:25:01 -0000

 



Peter Ustinov

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."



Erma Bombeck

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead."



Mae West

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."



James Magary

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up."



Yogi Berra

Thu, 23 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"I didn't really say everything I said."



Robert Benchley

Thu, 23 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."



Laurence J. Peter

Thu, 23 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."



Robert Heinlein

Thu, 23 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."



William Feather

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest."



Sir Francis Bacon

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea."



Frank Zappa

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."



Fred Hoyle

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for."