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Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page



Published: 26 Jun 2017 00:25:02 -0000

Last Build Date: 26 Jun 2017 00:25:02 -0000

 



Susan Ertz

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"He talked with more claret than clarity."



Johnny Carson

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."



Mark Twain

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."



Adrian Mitchell

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Most people ignore most poetry / because / most poetry ignores most people."



Elvis Costello

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."



Ellen DeGeneres

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'"



Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists."



Dan Quayle

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."



David M. Ogilvy

Sat, 24 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."



Alfred North Whitehead

Sat, 24 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."



Alexander Pope

Sat, 24 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon."



Gertrude Stein

Sat, 24 Jun 2017 00:00:00 GMT

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense."