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Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page



Published: 09 Dec 2016 00:25:01 -0000

Last Build Date: 09 Dec 2016 00:25:01 -0000

 



Fran Lebowitz

Fri, 09 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."



Victor Borge

Fri, 09 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."



Dick Werthimer

Fri, 09 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"The purpose of life is to fight maturity."



Wolfgang Pauli

Fri, 09 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong."



Evan Esar

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings."



George Carlin

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"It's never just a game when you're winning."



Philip Guedalla

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people."



Chester Bowles

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians."



Mae West

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."



Leslie Nielsen

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'"



Robert Benchley

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."



King Farouk of Egypt

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds."