2005-02-02T12:55:01.233-08:00I just found this blog, and boy does it remind me why I'm glad I just live with a bitchy cat...
2005-02-02T06:44:15.410-08:00So Kazaa is on trial in Aussieland, however, slashdot has a review of some of the documents released to the public. While it by no means proves that aliens exist or that the moon landing was faked, it does not that employees of Kazaa's parent company hated the product. Oops. Along with a lot of other things that you probably shouldn't mention in a business plan.
2005-01-28T13:05:21.170-08:00And boy is she pissed!
2005-01-28T09:57:12.213-08:00This article finally explains for me one and for all why the cat drinks out of the toilet, wakes me up at 6 am, doesn't listen, whines to go outside AND steals my pens. If that weren't enough....evidently she's working for Satan.
2005-01-28T09:31:47.480-08:00i just peed myself.
2005-01-28T08:08:10.693-08:00Um, Britney wants to be called "Mona Lisa." Swear to god.
2005-01-27T07:20:43.276-08:00Here's my question, sure, this guy spent $17000 to get a full page ad in a newspapers asking his wife of 17 years to come back, but if you were said wife, wouldn't you be pissed he spent $17,000 of the household budget on an AD?
2005-01-25T07:17:36.576-08:00The Razzie Noms
WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Halle Berry & EITHER Benjamin Bratt OR Sharon Stone / CATWOMAN - Benjamin Bratt scares the crap out of me.
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / NEW YORK MINUTE - See above
Oliver Stone / ALEXANDER - So I took a class with him in college and he gave me a B+. I still hate most of his movies.
Special “Worst of Our First 25 Years” Awards
WORST ‘DRAMA’ of Our First 25 YEARS
BATTLEFIELD EARTH (2000) - Um, gang, this is the worst MOVIE in 25 years. Worse that Gigli. I saw it because I thought the reviews were so bad it would be funny. It wasn't.
WORST ‘COMEDY’ of Our First 25 YEARS
GIGLI (2003) - see above
WORST ‘MUSICAL’ of Our First 25 YEARS
SPICE WORLD (1998) - I saw it, I watched it. I owned a Spice Girls book, several outfits and dyed my hair like Ginger Spice. So sue me.
XANADU (1980) - Xandu may suck, but it sucks with Oliva Newton John. That's a special kind of suck.
2005-01-25T06:59:44.870-08:00...or something like that. Since I saw exactly 0% of the films this year (yes, yes yes. TV on DVD strikes a blow for the film community yet again). I'm just going to post a link to Nick's comments from CHUD (in which he color code the nominations) and giggle like a schoolgirl.
2005-01-24T13:09:26.306-08:00The longest URL killed my blog. Beh.
2005-01-24T07:27:13.226-08:00So Mr. Potatoehead is now Darth Potatohead. He is the only thing I want from the soon to be glut of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith movie merchandising. He's so cute I could almost pee a little.
2005-01-21T09:43:22.406-08:00Seriously, I went to the Focus on the Family website to do a little research, and I found this disturbing article. I realize that the guy probably wanted to say "You shouldn't do something you don't feel comfortable with, nor should anyone make you." (Which is a fine rule of thumb, whatever you're belief) but...seriously:
2005-01-21T08:04:51.500-08:00Not content to let the "Top Games of '04" rest, Gamespy just finished its week of "Most Wanted of '05." Among the contenders are games I look forward to like, Pyschonauts, KOTOR II for PC , Black and White 2, The Movies, and Jade Empire. However, it makes me kind of sad to see that more than half the PC games listed are ports from consoles. The PC saw some excellent games released this year (including Sid Meier's Pirates!, Unreal Tournament 2004 and Half Life 2) but it still makes me a little glum that there isn't more interesting things going on in the PC world. If there is, shoot me an email and let me know that I'm wrong, wrong wrong.
2005-01-21T07:55:08.986-08:00So evidently, a lab in Manchester has created a technology that lets printers (a type of printer based on ink-jets) compile human skin, to be used for healing wounds, etc.
2005-01-19T13:30:10.196-08:00Somewhat crazy "What If?" Linear Life timeline by Craig Robinson. Kind of cool, but sadly, it doesn't do the what if for you, just for him.
2005-01-19T07:52:45.306-08:00If anyone calls any of my friends a "twixter" a la time magazine, I swear I'll scream. Or sing. Either way, it won't be pretty.
2005-01-19T07:49:09.133-08:00Airbus just annouced the shiney, new plane that can hold 555 people, has several bars, gyms, shops, etc. I don't know about you, but I don't want to go anywhere with 500 people - much less up in the air. I'll stay on the ground or happily take a plane the size of a car (not because their safer, but because there's less people to push aside to get to the door in the event of an ermergency.)