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Updated: 2018-04-06T00:22:00.419+08:00




Merry Christmas everyone
Peace on Earth 
Goodwill to All Men

The Chosen One is among us.


Phwaaar!!! I never knew that the Chosen One is among us until I read it in the news portal today.  Baarger! Damn good la these Umno flers! Unlike we kafir flers who still have to wait for the 2nd Coming. Somemore donch know when.


Najib the dictator


I never imagined that I would live in a dictatorship. But it has happened. It's called re National Security Council Act.
Najib step down as PM? Naa he just stepped up into being a dictator.
It's a very sad day in Malaysia.


Stupid grows where some Malaysians go


Eh? I thought only our YB's and BN flers said stupid things? Doctors also la.

To stop vaping, doctor tells Putrajaya to reward healthy Malaysians with cash, bonuses

The reason why this doctor (an eye specialist who is myopic I think) suggests such a cockeyed solution to the current impasse impasse on the vaping issue is because he believes "........vapes and's a bad habit. How can we remove bad habits? We replace bad habits with good habits......."

This doctor obviously belongs to a group of people who think that asking for and taking handouts is actually a good habit. And so here we go again......give me, give me, give me......


Sinful indeed.


This headline from today's edition of The Malaysian Insider......

Sinful to give zakat (a form of obligatory alms-giving and religious tax in Islam) directly to the poor, says FT zakat centre chairman.

And according to the wise chairman this is also because Malaysian Muslims were more generous to "cute widows" ......

or "eloquent speakers"......rather than those truly in need.

But it is this last bit of his statement that is quite hard to believe. No?
......the government would ensure that all those in need would receive equal help......

Would anyone else want to know how this chairman fler determines "cuteness" and "eloquence"?


You got to be kidding me!!!


The sedition charge against Mohd Ali Baharom was dropped as police could not come up wih evidence of the alleged inflammatory remarks - Attorney-General

"The actual recording was not enough. It is only a few seconds. We missed the "seditious part" - Attorney-General

The AG also revealed that he had instructed the police to gather more evidence and the men in blue allegedly said they could not find more.

Malaysia On Top Of The World Thanks To Umno's Íntelligent Leadership' - Hishammuddin Hussein, Minister of Defence

.....the country's accomplishments since last year were feats few other countries could have succeeded with "flying colours"  

Hishammuddin challenged leaders from the opposing Pakatan Rakyat (PR) bloc to prove they had the strengths to accomplish as much.

Really? Vacate Putrajaya for a couple of months and let PR sit in. And I am sure they will prove that they can fuck up just as monumentally as you can. Wanna try?

We overpaid for plants to keep power tariffs low for rakyat, 1 MDB chief says

Okay......I am sure that there is some great logic of economics there in that statement. But with my astromical and soaring cost of living it just sounds like a great example of typical Malaysian-fuck-the-people commerce. You decide.



Sad day


The world woke up to the news of the horrific terrorist attacks in Paris. More than 100 innocent people are dead. May their souls rest in peace and their killers be brought to justice and receive the punishment they deserve.

God keep us safe

Okay let's go spin


This headline makes one mutter tsk...tsk...tsk and shake ones head slowly in disbelief......and say "About blaardy time" ......

Najib agrees to cooperate with MACC

The Sun today reported that

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak said today he will provide his statement to the Malaysian Anti-corruption Commission (MACC) in the near future about the controversial RM2.6 billion which had been deposited into his personal account in 2013

This can only mean that all the "information" has been put in place and it is now time to do the spin. Oh wait.......the PM did also say that he would speak "in the near future". In Malaysia that could mean a lot of things. Near future could mean decades. Or never. And Malaysians are famous for having short memories.


I Dinch Know Ma!


It is not the shrinking Ringgit or the inflated cost of living or the growing divide among the races that really worry me. It's the kind of people that we are allowing to run our country that is the real worry.  This idiot expects us to swallow his excuse. "Aiyah naer mine la. Gua tak tahu. I dinch know turtle eggs got danger. Sharksfin only kan? Keep quiet je la. People invite ma so not nice to say anything lor."  Oh by the way, this idiot is our minister of Rural & Regional Development. His brain isn't too well developed I think.


A Crying Shame


After 58 years of MERDEKA this news headline yesterday made me want to cry......

This one is a ......

NIAMAH!!! and a half la.

A Good Poke on A Holy Day.


This is today's HAHAHAHAHAHA headline (from The Malaysian Insider)......

The Indian community in Malaysia has been ready and screaming for help for 50 years and are now told by the Prime Minister that the government is READY to help them


How to rub salt in the wound and add some dhal at the same time.


Faith. The real sense of the word.


This man has FAITH

Malaysia has more religious freedom than US, Singapore, Christian group says - President of a new non-governmental organisation Christians for Peace and Harmony Malaysia (CPHM), Reverend Wong Kim Kong
I want whatever this Reverend Wong is smoking or shooting up or snorting. Really. I mean read what else he says....
“In Malaysia, even if you talk bad about a different religion, not that we want to, they won’t disturb you,”
He claimed Malaysians are also allowed to freely practice their
religions at any location while Americans face difficulty even when wanting to pray.
“For the Christians, the Buddhist, the Hindus, you can build a shrine anywhere, you can open a church in any shop lot.
“You can even form a church without registration because the constitution allows you to practice your religion.
I like the way this happy fairy is convinced that "........even if you talk bad about a different religion, not that we want to, they won’t disturb you...." Well, I guess it is true. They won't disturb you. They just throw you into a cell and leave you alone. They won't disturb you.


What the fuck headline of the day


This headline from TheMalayMailOnline today....Minister: Jakim’s entertainment rules not law, but should be followedPolitical cock talk at its best. Not law. But you should follow it. Why? Here's the cruncher....Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department in charge of religious affairs Datuk Seri Jamil Khir Baharom said that the aim of the guideline is to create a healthy Islam-compliant entertainment culture in line with the maqasid shariah (intentions of shariah), a principle that Putrajaya has adopted in its administration.“Therefore, all those who are involved in the entertainment industry should rightfully adhere to this guideline, although it is not a law or a rule that can be enforced."WTF! And it's a Friday la brudder. You sure know how to screw up some people's weekend la.Niamah!!![...]

RUN!!! The gates of the asylum are open!!!


I read this while surfing the Internet...
KUALA LUMPUR, May 5, 2015:
Majlis Amanah Rakyat (Mara) has come to the aid of the Malaysian student in London who was convicted for possession of child pornography.
Mara council member Nazir Hussin Akhtar Hussin was reported to have said that 23-year-old student Nur Fitri Azmeer Nordin should be given a “second chance” to rebuild his career, offering him a chance to resume his studies once Nur Fitri returned to Malaysia.
Nazir told The Star the boy was a “smart student” and saw it as a “pity to waste someone who can be an asset to the country”.
Has someone really forgotten to lock the door to the asylum? Or have we lost the key?




This from The Malay Mail online today....

Dr M’s warning: Malays doomed if Umno loses......

Dr. M also said....The Malay community will lose all its protections if Umno falls in the next general election

So my question is this. The Malays have had Umno's protections for the past 50+ years. So what good has it done for the community? My Malay brethren will indeed be doomed if they don't wake up and ask this question too.




What happens when you leave without a will.

The World's Bravest Prime Minister


Look at this photo. I will slap anyone who says the Malaysian prime minister is not a courageous man. He is fearless. You dare or not?


Good morning and welcome to WTF Land.


This from The Malaysian Insider today....
"The protesters REPORTEDLY said the presence of a cross in a Muslim-majority area posed a challenge to the religion and could sway the faith of the youth."
WTF! I wake up every morning to the sound of the Azan call to prayer from at least THREE different mosques! And that's been happening for 5 years or more. If we follow these morons' reasoning I should be Muslim now.

Umno fuck up


This from The Rakyat Post April 13, 2015...

"If Umno is talking about improving the people’s standard of living and on how to manage the economy, I think that has always been Umno’s responsibility.”.....

Okay...then in that case UMNO fucked up big time. Right?


The Najib Delusion?


This from The Malaysian Insider (11 April, 2015)......".....Najib said what he needed to do was to carry on and continue his policies. He also said he still had the support of the people and the party....."Carry on and continue with his policies? Man! Are we fucked or what?!!!Still had the support of the people....? Okay silent majority you better speak up now.You see....macam tolong da pakai da ayat tu?"No administration is perfect. Not Tun's, not mine....."Ya, but some administrations are more imperfect than others, no?" But we have inherited a nation that has a bright future and Malaysia is regarded as a model country around the world..."Model? I guess we are a model country around the teach other countries how NOT to fuck up! Thanks.NIAMAH!!![...]

Hello! Horse chao already, LA!!!


Aiyoh!!! WTF la. Want to make excuses for closing the barn doors after the horses have bolted issit? I despair for our country la. BN, Pakatan. I have always maintained that any change is better than no change when it comes to choosing one of those. But now I am beginning to feel that there won't be any change la. FUCK! Sorry...




Tune in to The Royal Rumble on That Effing Show. Now!

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Laugh Out Loud Stories


Apparently, this is an essential item in Malaysian homes. The TV la!Developed nations status? We're there already. How do I know this? Flood victims in Malaysia, as anywhere else, need "essential" items to survive and get on with things. According to this news story, Malaysians' 'essentials' include LED TV's. Phwaaar! Terror or not?  Full story HERE---o0o---Apparently looking at pictures of our civil servants can now instill patriotism. Damn funny right?---o0o---Okay, sit down. Read this...A television, a fridge, a mattress, pillows and a stove. That’s what around 32,000 families of victims affected by the flood last December will get each.The aforementioned aid is a joint effort by Putera 1Malaysia Club, Umno and Malaysian Communi­cations and Multimedia Commission (MCMC).The 32-inch LED televisions and two-door fridges are contributed by MCMC and Umno respectively, while the mattresses, pillows and stoves are from the Putera 1Malaysia Club.Putera 1Malaysia Club chairman Datuk Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim expects more than 150,000 victims to benefit from this aid. (The Star online)First, can somebody do the math and tell me how much a 32-inch LED TV costs? Multiply that by 32,000 please.Second, I don't understand what the Putera 1Malaysia Club chairman Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim was saying about 150,000 victims benefiting from this.Oh wait a minute. TV can share and watch. Ok good. Stove? Ok can share for cooking. Ok good. Mattresses and pillows? You mean share and sleep together ah?Here you read the news story for yourself. I don't faham la what the fler is tokking. STORYNIAMAH!!![...]



To all my friends and fellow-Malaysians, 2013 is finally drawing to a close. Being the pessimistic cynic I am, moving forward even I am thinking that 2014 is going to be the start of a great period of our history. Let's continue to speak up and speak out. Let's build the country we want our children and grandchildren to have. 
Happy New Year, Malaysians!!! 

And a Happy New Year. Hopefully.


There is no free lunch. Oh this lunch? You're paying ma. So I eat lor.No free lunch, it is either increase toll rates or taxes, says NajibI will buy you dinner if you can tell me with a straight face that you understand Najib's logic for increasing highway toll charges. Nobody said anybody wants a highway to use free, Najib. We are asking if highways are such a great profit making business why did the government privatise them? Get it? Oh. I forget. You're a politician.---o0o---When Barisan Nasional won by a simple majority to form the government, the opposition backtracked on their word and disputed the result of the polls - Najib RazakSure they did. But talk about backtracking I think you and BN are champs in that area since GE13. No? Toll rates increase. Electricity tariff increase. Subsidies for petrol and commodities reduced. Huh? What? Oh you didn't promise issit? I thought you did. Maybe I misunderstand la. Backtracking is only for Opposition. I see. Thank you, sir.Is there Viagra for improving your memory?---o0o---Federal Territories Minister, Tengku Adnan says that he was misinterpreted when he compared the value of women to property rates. He explained, "I did not mean that women are property. What I meant was, if we build a house and want it to appear nice, it needs to have make-up, like (how) women (put on make-up)." is that better, minister?And according to this chauvinistic goon's logic, "I respect women... I've got six daughters". Errr.... I don't think it works that way, Adnan. That's like saying you're not corrupt because you already have 2 billion in your bank account.Aiyoh!!! And we thought our standard of English was still salvageable? ---o0o---Aiyoh! This Zaitun woman must get her logic reset la. She said "Leave Malaysia if you dislike BN govt" wor. Since when has a BN, or any other, government meant a country? A government is a group of managers employed by the country's owners, the people.And she is a Wanita Umno big-shot. Tsk tsk tsk...shame, shame.I just read something my friend I just read something my friend, Pang suggested. Why don't politicians leave Malaysia if they don't like the rakyat who say that they don't like how Malaysia is being managed. Ya. Balik la. Where? Java? Kerala? I'm sure some of them remember where they were from.---o0o---Can we all send an email to the Puteri?Wanita Umno chief to tell her that we are ALL Malaysians who love our country. And that those of us who speak out are merely wanting things to be done better so that ALL Malaysians benefit. We don't want to go anywhere because Malaysia is our country. I have posted this message there......"Dear fellow-Malaysian and Kuantan Wanita Umno division chief, Zaiton Mat , we, who speak out are merely wanting things to be done better so that ALL Malaysians benefit. We don't want to go anywhere else because Malaysia is our country and we love our country."You can write something on their FB timeline HERENIAMAH!!![...]