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Published: 2004-01-26T15:17:15-05:00

 



Google Social Networking: Orkut

2004-01-26T15:17:15-05:00

Google has quitely launched a social networking service called Orkut. There is very little information on the site, and membership is by invitation only. Is this a stepping stone towards social search?




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2004-02-06T04:37:51-05:00

I think it makes the idea easier to spread by giving the illusion of exclusivity. I like a bunch of your sites Mark. I am sure you are already in, but if not shoot me an email and I will invite you.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2004-02-06T04:38:21-05:00

I think it makes the idea easier to spread by giving the illusion of exclusivity. I like a bunch of your sites Mark. I am sure you are already in, but if not shoot me an email and I will invite you.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2004-02-06T04:39:00-05:00

I think it makes the idea easier to spread by giving the illusion of exclusivity. I like a bunch of your sites Mark. I am sure you are already in, but if not shoot me an email and I will invite you.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2004-02-26T10:22:23-05:00

HI. I know i look realy desesperate, but could you invite me too.

I'am ary an spanish girl from barcelona.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2004-02-26T10:23:11-05:00

HI. I know i look realy desesperate, but could you invite me too.

I'am ary an spanish girl from barcelona.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2004-05-14T11:05:38-05:00

Just found this post. This is the first I've heard of it. I would like an invitation if possible. Thanks!




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2004-11-05T07:39:10-05:00

plz invite me to orkut
hamidf61@yahoo.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2005-04-13T20:57:51-05:00

Can someone be so kind to invite me to orkut please?

My name is: Romina P. Granado
My e-mail is: romimino2002@hotmail.com

THANK YOU VERY MUCHHHHHHHH




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2005-05-26T23:50:03-05:00

i am an orkut member. Just leave your e-mail address with a Joke.. and i will send you the invitation.
But remember.. NO JOKE...NO INVITATION.

dhruval_79@yahoo.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2005-09-17T14:59:36-05:00

Computers are female

The top six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as

"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

eduardo.21.iol@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-03-29T13:16:42-05:00

Hi, i would really appreciate it if you could invite me.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

devil_corp@hotmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-04-30T07:11:34-05:00

Dhruval, I will very much appreciate it if u send me an invitation to join orkut. i was on the site but there is little information there. I understand why. well my joke is under this message. thanks in anticipation.

BELOW WAS AN ENCOUNTER WITH A RICH FRIEND DURING A VISIT TO HIS HOUSE SOMETIME.

Question: "What would you like to have , Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please."

Question :"Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea
or green tea?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea."


Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?"

Answer: "White."

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

Answer: "With milk."

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer:"Um,I'll take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar."

Question:"White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer: "Mineral water."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer: "Leave it, I'm OK".




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-05-02T16:43:26-05:00

what did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?....Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnttt! Would like an invite to Orkut, please....




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-05-05T14:54:13-05:00

Mum

DEAR FRIEND,
HI I AM A GOOGLE USER AND WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOU TO SEND ME AN INVITATION TO ORKUT.PLEASE SEND IT I HAVE BEEN WATIN FOR IT FOR A ONG TIME.
MY EMAIL ID IS- ABHYSINGLA@GMAIL.COM
"IF U CALL UR MOTHER AS MUM,

WHT WILL U CALL UR MOTHERS YOUNGER SIS AND ELDER SIS"..??

its MINIMUM AND MAXIMUM




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-05-11T06:02:11-05:00

What's got 6 legs and 1 eye?

2 milking stools and half a pigs head!




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-05-15T05:56:15-05:00

Hi!

Please send me an invitation to Orkut :
pluralityobottls@hotmail.com

Thanks!

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?

"I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.''




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-05-28T17:47:48-05:00

Hi!

Please send me an invitation to Orkut
shakaal@gmail.com

Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.

8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

7. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".

6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.

5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.

4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"

3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"

2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.

1. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-07-17T06:04:47-05:00

Two drunken rowdies were passing on the road, suddenly a spark triggered between them as what they are seeing over their head is it SUN or MOON.

They caught hold of a person standing near by and asked him to clear. He thought for a while and said Iam from a different place !!!!!!!!!

Thank u
waiting for ur invitation....




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-07-21T10:07:48-05:00

Please kindly send me an invitation...Thanks a bunch


Do you know the similarity between the Lebanese air force and the Lebanese TV station?

Ans: They are both off air.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-07-27T12:11:49-05:00

Why did tigger look in the toilet?
He was trying to find pooh

I want to be an orkut member




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-07-31T22:35:57-05:00

Hey
I realy need a orkut invite
so the joke

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

and now my mail

amuiguinhu@hotmail.com

thanks




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-06T08:44:52-05:00

how can i become a member of arcot




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-07T01:39:06-05:00

Hi. this is Hameed please invite me to become orkut member. please do me this favor.

joke,,,, An elephant has less weight than ant because the ant is the aunt of the elephant.
byeee.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-11T07:52:47-05:00

Hi, I am Mangesh please invite me to become orkut member.

Here is my joke,

Smith: Boss wer are doing some heavy house-cleaning tomorrow, and my wife needs my help with the attic and garage.

Boss: We are short-handed, Smith. I can't give you the day off.

Smith: Thanks boss, I knew I could count on you.

Thanks in advance.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-11T14:32:06-05:00

Please kindly send me an invitation...
Thanks in advance

Jokes
There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.

He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

"Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."

"How???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

Admission for the course was thus secured.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-12T11:05:26-05:00

Hi,

Can you invite me to join orkut? I dunno whom to ask for it , yeah provided you have time to do it.

Thank you.

Regards,
Joyita . :-)




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-25T05:29:50-05:00

Please send invitation for Orkut Membership.

Joke


Read it. Now laugh




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-25T05:31:15-05:00

Please send my Orkut member invitation
Email: vijayvatyani@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-25T19:55:42-05:00

Joke:
Very dangerous mix
This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water.

Her professor observed what she was about to do, out of the corner of his eye and hurried towards her, and after confirming this was what she was intending to do, asked her first to stir the water in the bucket for five minutes before adding the potassium.

She was puzzled and ran after him to ask the purpose of this action.

'It will give me time to get away' said the professor.


_________________________
Please send invitation for Orkut Membership.

crassandraj@yahoo.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-26T01:40:03-05:00

Hey
I realy need a orkut invite
so the joke

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

and now my mail dubai121m2@yahoo.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-08-26T01:41:05-05:00


so the joke

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

and now my mail dubai121m2@yahoo.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-02T15:18:24-05:00

What did the gay horse say to the other?? "HAY"

Brandon Tober

brandontober@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-02T20:04:17-05:00

Hi, are you an orkut member? If you are lucky to be plz invite me too.
My email: dkarimian2@yahoo.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-04T05:13:37-05:00

can i be added as hotmail member?
if so
user: zurya
email: slcscorpion@hotmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-06T18:03:29-05:00

Hi friends,
I am Bosco from Bombay and I request you guys to invite me to be an Orkut member.

My adx is oneleomale@yahoo.com

Thanks,
Bosco.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-08T23:57:15-05:00

Please can U invite me to be a member of ORKUT family?
Thank U Very Much....
msuwarna@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-10T14:09:21-05:00

traumaticus@gmail.com is my email address, and i want to be an orkut member, pleasseeee
bye JD




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-16T02:20:09-05:00

Hi, please to meet you ! I'm Thanh from Saigon, Vietnam. I'm would like to be a member of Orkut. Anyone inviting me to become a member of Orkut shall be highly appreciated. Please send me an invitation to mintanng@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-20T23:38:56-05:00

Please invite me! Here's my joke:

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-25T03:41:04-05:00

i want to join orkut id is aartisaini85@yahoo.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-25T17:14:08-05:00

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

grandcannon@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-09-28T16:53:12-05:00


Pls. Pls. Is anybody noble hearted there who can give me pleasure by sending an invitation of ORKUT. Thanks.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-01T03:31:57-05:00

Can anybody send me an invitation of ORKUT. Thanks




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-01T03:37:07-05:00

Can anybody send me an invitation of ORKUT. My mail address is asokeg@gmail.com

Thanks




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-01T23:06:35-05:00

Please send me an invitation to Orkut

My e-mail ID is devendrans@gmail.com

Here is the Joke

A man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.

He told the beggar, “I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you.” “I would have bought a cup of tea”, replied the beggar. The man said, “Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea”. He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, “I don’t smoke as it is injurious to health.”

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, “Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good”. The beggar refused by saying, “Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver”. The man smiled again.

He told the beggar, “I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone”. As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, “Sorry sir, I can’t come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit.”

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar’s face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, “Why do you want me to go to your house with you”. The man replied, “My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like.”

Awaiting the invite to orkut




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-01T23:08:12-05:00

Please send me an invitation to Orkut

My e-mail ID is devendrans@gmail.com

Here is the Joke

A man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.

He told the beggar, “I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you.” “I would have bought a cup of tea”, replied the beggar. The man said, “Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea”. He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, “I don’t smoke as it is injurious to health.”

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, “Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good”. The beggar refused by saying, “Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver”. The man smiled again.

He told the beggar, “I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone”. As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, “Sorry sir, I can’t come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit.”

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar’s face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, “Why do you want me to go to your house with you”. The man replied, “My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like.”

Awaiting the invite to orkut




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-03T05:15:45-05:00

Please send me an invitation to Orkut




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-04T05:11:24-05:00

I would really appreciate if somebody could invite me to Orkut. I am from Bombay.

Thanks shantaram83@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-04T06:36:56-05:00

Please send an invite

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-06T05:35:21-05:00

I would really appreciate if somebody could invite me to Orkut. I am from Bangalore.

Thanks sounakb@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-08T06:10:20-05:00

Please give me an orkut invitation.
email- deepanjan91@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-11T07:09:46-05:00

joke for dhruval

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

so will u invite me?

rajeev.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-14T01:58:05-05:00

Dear all,

i m vinod gupta from delhi, i want to become a member of orkut, plz send me an invitation.

joke -

life is joking game and we are just player.

its not a joke its a real life.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-14T02:07:39-05:00

PLEASE ADD ME IN ORKUT
sriniva.naineni@gmail.com

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, “Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good”. The beggar refused by saying, “Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver”. The man smiled again.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-15T02:11:32-05:00

Hii Everybody..!!
Its me Chokreng from India and I want someone to please invite me to google's social networking service 'ORKUT'..I hope someone's is listening to my request..So waiting for the invitation then.Thanks..
JOKE Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain.

Passenger: How far is land, from here?

Captain: Two miles...

Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I have the experience of swimming even more.

Captain: .....????

Passenger: Just tell me in which direction, land is two miles from here?

Captain: Downward...


Hope u liked the joke.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-17T08:51:34-05:00

Hi! i m Sahil from India.Will someone please send me an Orkut invitation..!!!
JOKE
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-18T23:07:13-05:00

Please send me an Orkut invite. My email is russell.tripp@gmail.com

Here's my joke:


A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-23T04:23:12-05:00

please anybody invite me on orkut .........my joke Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-23T04:27:35-05:00

please anybody invite me on orkut .....my email adderess is love_of_my_sweetdream@yahoo.co.in




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-27T07:35:27-05:00

hey google
freaks please send ME AN ORKUT MEMBERSHIP ON FOLLOWING ID geam33550@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-10-27T07:36:13-05:00

freaks please send ME AN ORKUT MEMBERSHIP ON FOLLOWING ID geam33550@gmail.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-11-03T18:30:09-05:00

Please send me an invite for joining Orkut.

Joke:
What would a Sardhar do - if he's running out of paper in his printer, but just has 1?

He will xerox that single sheet?

Pals.

email id : pals007@yahoo.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-11-13T03:17:19-05:00


JOKE ::

Q : HOW much fun did the Pope have on his b'day ??

ANS :: NUN !!!!

Q. HOw to make 2 lbs of fat look good ??
ANS :: Put a nipple on it !!!

p.s..> plz need that orkut INVITE .




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-11-13T03:19:30-05:00

JOKE ::

Q : HOW much fun did the Pope have on his b'day ??

ANS :: NUN !!!!

Q. HOw to make 2 lbs of fat look good ??
ANS :: Put a nipple on it !!!

p.s..> plz need that orkut INVITE .

e-ID : oomph_666@yahoo.com




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-11-15T03:44:32-05:00

Hi

My network admin blocks the gmail and orkut sites..whichever ways u try to get it..tried meebo with all prefixes and postfixes..also tried
http://www37.verticalimits.uni.cc
https://w8.coopsdomain.com/dmirror/http/www17.meebo.com/
http://htmlhelp.csstyle.be/

all blockd now..can anybody help..i badly need to access yahoo messenger and Orkut both of which are blocked..any work around guys..MARKKkkkkkkk please help....please...




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2006-12-18T16:55:40-05:00

Could send me an invitation to join orkut....




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2011-06-29T20:30:32-05:00

can anyone send me invittion please?
i really need this invitation to google+




Google Social Networking: Orkut

2012-03-20T08:04:13-05:00


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Google Social Networking: Orkut

2012-03-20T08:07:07-05:00

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