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Preview: Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

Published: Tue, 07 Nov 2017 17:00:00 +0000

Last Build Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2017 11:26:11 +0000


147 British Men Running

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 147

Hello, in this show we hear stories about my recent trip to Uganda, Laos sex, Mary Poppins, Air Marshals, Brass Knuckles, sleeping sickness, front bums, capes, snafus and sending British men running.




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146 Gorilla Glow

Sat, 07 Oct 2017 13:00:00 +0000

Episode 146

I just go back from an outstanding trip to Uganda so we have lots of stories about gorillas, hippos, snake bites, hanky panky (on the airplane) poop, sticks and an update on a fan favorite.



The music for the show is all local Ugandan music, primarily a group of kids congratulating me on seeing gorillas in the wild at Bwindi Impenetrable Forest

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145 BItsy

Thu, 07 Sep 2017 16:00:00 +0000

If all goes well, and i don't hit any glitches I will be tracking gorillas in Uganda when this podcast comes out.  I'm super excited!  This show has stories about urine, crew juice, lubrication, ghosts, devils and bombs.



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144 Hey, Cut That Out

Mon, 07 Aug 2017 16:00:00 +0000

Hi, this show has stories about night caps, jail birds, drunk priests and a few buck naked clips.

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Work and Travel with Purpose check out Venture with Impact.

Music: "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

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143 Special Powers

Fri, 07 Jul 2017 16:00:00 +0000

This show features stories about airplane farts, peanuts, customs, tar and butts.  It also includes a great story from a wonderful flight attendant that I have wanted to meet for ages.

Check out my new book Tar (The Tar Collection Book 1)


The music for this show I recorded on the street in Munich Germany



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142 The Eye of the Polar Bear

Wed, 07 Jun 2017 14:00:00 +0000

This show features stories about overdosed doctors, pilot kings, blonde bombshells and polar bears.  Hows that for diversity?


Music "Fly" by the Good Sirs

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)

This guy is very funny


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141 Cheddar Boy

Sun, 07 May 2017 18:00:00 +0000

Episode 141

Hi there, this month we have stories about overhead bins, oxygen masks, buses, parties, balls, nuts and wipers.

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)


Check out these links

Sean Morey

Flying High with Charlie


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140 Kangaroo Pilot

Fri, 07 Apr 2017 15:41:17 +0000

I recently flew with a flight attendant who had the best stories I've heard in a long time.  We hear about kangaroos, over head bins, uniforms, naps, princes and toothbrushes.

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)



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139 The Vomiteer

Tue, 07 Mar 2017 22:53:58 +0000

This show has stories about gators, big balls, hairy people, food cars, red wine showers and a vomit queen.

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)


Music... "Flying" by The Catch


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138 Ship High In Transit

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:50:08 +0000

This show has stories from my recent trip to Grenada, along with tales about spiders, humpbacks, head injuries and butlers.

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)


Music: "Froken" by Fridrik Dor and from Wizard Steel Band in Grenada

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137 She's All Soapy

Sat, 07 Jan 2017 17:20:04 +0000

Happy New Year everyone!  This show features stories about a hot pepper, an airplane crash, a fairy god mother and a great love.


Music for the show is "Airplane" by the Side Street Blues

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136 Ice Ice Baby!

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 136

This is a longer than normal show because I had so many stories to tell you about my recent trip to Iceland.  We also have stories about old flight attendants, blue juice, kosher meals and the family jewels.  Ice Ice Baby!


For great deals on hotels, cars and cruises if your an airline employee check out ID90travel

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135 The Tubes of Terror

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 16:43:20 +0000

Show 135

Hello everyone!  In this show we have stories about pee, poop and plums.  A crazy guy and an impressive man.  Quacks and geese.  Dicks and ducks, and at the end of the show we hear about the Tubes of Terror.


Music for the show:  Everything Good by Twintwelve

Interesting travel story by Amanda jones

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134 A Tale of Three Betty"s

Fri, 07 Oct 2016 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 134

In this show we have stories about three different Betty's along with butts, babies, bras and avocados.


Great article: Pan Am Baby Lift

Music "Betty" by the Lascivious Biddies

Good story:  Gifts From Our Parents

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133 Travel Sick Pills

Thu, 08 Sep 2016 15:56:43 +0000

Episode 133

This show has stories about falling bubbles, beef sauce, a giant misunderstanding, balls, assholes and rain hats.  Maybe I should have called the episode assholes and rain hats.


Check out Air New Zealand's fun safety video

Love this RadioLab show about Candid Camera

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132 Really Bad Day

Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:26:52 +0000

Episode 132

I hope everyone is enjoying the summer season.  In this show we hear stories about bad behavior, some smelly passengers, kids on planes, zombies and chainsaws.


The music for this show is a talented street artist in Venice Italy

Little CNN clip about Betty Nash

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131 Bioluminescence and Hot Sauce

Thu, 07 Jul 2016 14:15:39 +0000

Episode 131

Hello, this show features stories from my recent trip to Puerto Rico, my run in with the cops, flirtatious passengers, bioluminescence and hot sauce.


The music for the show was recorded in a restaurant in Old San Juan

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130 Miss London Airport

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 17:06:38 +0000

In this show we have stories about relish, panties, beach boys, seeing eye dogs and a very touching military story.


Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Cute Miss London Airport video

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129 Kennywoods Open

Sun, 08 May 2016 17:24:27 +0000

Episode 129

This show has a few stories about getting caught with your pants down, an Air Marshal story and a pilot talking about landing on an aircraft carrier.


Music "Flying" by The Catch

Check out the cute cartoon by


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128 Yellow Horses

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 17:55:11 +0000

Episode 128

This show has stories about yellow horses, an airplane fire, stinky dogs, a man hole and the Pips! 


Check out this video from the musical Kinky Boots

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127 Driver in a Ditch

Mon, 07 Mar 2016 19:17:04 +0000

Episode 127 has some really funny stories about medical emergencies, some bad driving, crew pranks, wildlife on the airplane and some funky farts.


The music for this episode is from a group of street performers in Paris France.

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126 Ding Dong

Sat, 06 Feb 2016 23:00:00 +0000

Hi there, this show has stories about two cats, a couple of ding dongs, a disguise, Easter Island, Rarotonga and a bag-o-puke!

The music for this show is from a group of street performers in Rome and the picture for the episode is of them.


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125 Plane People

Thu, 07 Jan 2016 16:05:33 +0000

This episode is sort of rough around the edges.  I had my digital recorder stolen in Madrid and didn't want to be late getting the episode posted, so about five minutes is recorded on my Cell phone which is not the best quality... but it will have to due.

We have stories about some flight attendants and passengers behaving badly, an airline x-file and a heart warming tale about the Plane People.  You can read the printed story here.


Music is "Airplane" by the Side Street Blues

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124 The Eye of the Coconut

Sun, 06 Dec 2015 00:28:40 +0000

Kia Orana!

This show is full of stories from my recent trip to Rarotonga and Aitutaki along with lots of tales from the airplane.  We hear about two in flight emergencies, guard roosters, lots of crabs and some skinny dumpster diving flight attendants.


The music is a sound seeing tour of the Cook Islands.  I recorded the music from two local bands, an island night (which is like a Luau) and three churches.

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123 I'm Late Because I Had To...

Thu, 05 Nov 2015 17:18:23 +0000

Episode 123

This show features stories abut strange peeing habits on the airplane, parents behaving badly, a famous passenger and bruised private parts!


Music is "Airplane" by The Sid Street Blues

Illustration by Louise Norman, check out her website.

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122 Deflateface

Thu, 08 Oct 2015 00:27:29 +0000

This show features a personal story from my recent trip, a pesky lougie, naked flight attendants in crew rest, some body odor and some fox talk.



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121 High Talkers

Wed, 09 Sep 2015 16:50:59 +0000

This show has stories about a six year old busines man, high talkers, ghosts, pesky overhead bins, a hero and some sezy farm animals.


Music is "Flying" by The Catch

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120 Singing to a Frog

Thu, 06 Aug 2015 16:43:11 +0000

This show has funny stories about bunnies, frogs, Jersey Shore guys on the airplane, some hotel ghosts and more importantly... what to do when you have to fart while working on the beverage cart!


Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Oh and by the way Nadia in South Korea reminded me that it's my 10th year of podcasting Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase..... time really flys by!

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119 Thieves Don't Read

Tue, 07 Jul 2015 16:08:34 +0000

This show features stories about naked people on the plane, three thieve stories along with some buns, boobs and hooks!


Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

Check out these excellent podcasts...

You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes

The Duncan Trussell Family Hour


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118 Click, Click, Click

Sun, 07 Jun 2015 17:36:59 +0000

In this 118th show we have stories about what to do when passengers annoy you, private body parts on show on the airplane, a story from my recent trip to Panama, lightening in the cabin... and a naughty pilot.


The music for the show is a street preformer in Brussels, Belgium

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117 Car Sick Rooster

Fri, 08 May 2015 17:11:00 +0000

This episode features stories from my fantastic trip to Panama.  We hear about crabs, frogs, roosters, pearls and puffer fish... along with the some airplane stories.




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116 No Cooking For You!

Tue, 07 Apr 2015 18:39:45 +0000

Lots of good stories in this show about running from the cops on a layover, holy water, maxi pads, fainting, life vests and an ambien fueled anxiety dream sleep walker on the airplane!


Music from the fabulous Lascivious Biddies, here is their website

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115 Schlong Story Short

Fri, 06 Mar 2015 21:47:47 +0000

This show has three stories about a certain body part along with two Doogie stories, some lost pantyhose and some crazy things people have done to get themselves fired.


The music for this show was recorded in Mainz Germany during Fasching which a huge party with lots of costumes and music and booze.  It's a German Carnival (fun!)

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114 Ebola Betty

Sun, 08 Feb 2015 18:53:02 +0000

This show has stories about ebola, nut jobs, a game of duck duck goose, emotional support animals, pilots taking charge and a naked passenger.


I recorded the music for this episode on the street in Munich Germany plus a classic song that is mentioned in one of the stories.

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113 You Say Albeano I Say Albino

Sun, 04 Jan 2015 23:11:16 +0000

In this show we have stories about bras in strange places, things in the toilet that... don't belong in the toilet, famous flight attendants, a baby tree, bad taxi drivers and an albino!


Music "Airplane" by the Side Street Blues

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112 Ghosts at my Doorstep

Fri, 05 Dec 2014 19:51:05 +0000

I'm just back from a big trip to Sulawesi Indonesia so this show is chalk full of stories from Sulawesi.  We have stories about swallows, a poopy pen, a tarsier high, mohawk macques, ghosts, Tau Tau and smoke at the airport!


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111 Butt to Butt or Crotch to Crotch?

Fri, 07 Nov 2014 18:27:16 +0000

This show features stories about a screaming pilot, air marshals, two passengers taking matters into their own hands and the burning question of ...butt to butt or crotch to crotch?

The photo is of a Tarsier that I hope to see on safari in Sulawesi this month.

The music was sent to me from Sheila from sunny Velencia Spain.  Check out the video Cabin Crew Worldwide appreciation Song


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110 Slippery Little Suckers

Wed, 08 Oct 2014 15:04:26 +0000

It's time for a new show and this month we have stories about airline hoarders, some slop in the aisle, a smart ass and some sick soup!


There's a quick clip from my new favorite podcast You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes

Music "Vegas Turnaround" by Hall and Oates

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109 Old Lady Parts

Sat, 06 Sep 2014 18:39:05 +0000

Episode 109

This show features four old lady stories, a love is in the air story and two crazy Russians!


The music for this episode is "Fly Betty Fly" by Jay Dover.  You can find more about him at

Funny video Penny is Forced to Work Economy

Funny video Air Afrikaans

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108 Sit On It!

Wed, 06 Aug 2014 17:23:53 +0000

This show has lots of farting on the airplane stories!  We also have a fast healing passenger, mood blankets, a creative use for airplane coffee... and a love story!


Link to the Sit On It - Nick at Nite Happy Days Commercial

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107 Where are the Air Marshals?

Sun, 06 Jul 2014 18:08:58 +0000

In this show we have stories about air marshal nurses, surfing, Fokkers, loons and butterscotch!


Music by Simple Plane Jet Lag Natasha Bedingfield

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106 Betty the Stewardess Doll

Fri, 06 Jun 2014 18:00:26 +0000

Episode 106

This podcast has a story about a snake on the plane, something crazy falling down the toilet and an Italy story along with so much more!


Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

If you would like to hear the whole BBC documentary on the First Ten Years of Podcasting here is the link.

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105 The Path of the Gods

Thu, 08 May 2014 18:44:09 +0000

This show has stories about turtles, screamers, cow planes and a a story about hiking the Path of the Gods in Positano Italy.


The music for this show was recorded in a resturant in Positano called Mediterraneo in Positano.  The singer's name is Pietro Rainone.  If you want more information on him or to buy CD's check out his website

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104 Slinging Snot

Tue, 08 Apr 2014 14:47:05 +0000


In This show has an ambian zombie story, a deported diva, a food fight on the airplane and at the end of the episode we hear my favorite story I've heard in a long time.


Music "Flying" by The Catch

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103 Above the Gargoyles

Fri, 07 Mar 2014 16:53:51 +0000

In this show we hear stories about breast feeding, stray wee wees, wagon trains, ghosts and gargoyles.

The music was recorded in an old church in Tubingen Germany


There is a clip of Louis CK on Conan that is really funny.

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102 On A Lark

Fri, 07 Feb 2014 21:18:19 +0000

Episode 102

In this show I tell you all about my Mud Larking experience in London.  We hear about my quick trip to Belize along with stories about airplane slides, chicken poop, kitty litter, big old drunks, hell & hot sauce. 


Music is from a wonderful restaurant in San Pedro Belize called Elvies Kitchen

If you want to check out Lance from the crazydaytripper site here is is facebook page

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101 Pot Stocks

Tue, 07 Jan 2014 16:14:18 +0000

Episode 101

We start off the new year with some funny stories from Pan Am.  We've got stories about turkieys, pot stocks and some racy airline stories.

The music for the show is from a publicity stunt a few years back where a flash mob sang and danced and welcomed people home in London put on by TMobile.

Heart warming West Jet video where they bought passengers christmas presents that arrived at baggage claim. 

Both of these videos were sent to me by a nice listener named Andrew, I enjoyed them both.


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100th Show!

Sat, 07 Dec 2013 23:16:43 +0000

Episode 100

This is a 100th show extravaganza.  We have some highlights from the past 100 shows mashed up with all new stories making it an extra long show.  I tell you all about my recent trip to Greece.  I sit down with a wonderful guy named Mikey who owns the fantastic resturant called Taverna Paramithi in Meteora where he told me about some of the memerable people who have wandered in to his establishment.  We hear about monasteries perched on gaint rocks and my encounters with a couple cute guys.  Not to mention some of the funniest stories from the airplane over the past 100 shows.


The music for this show was all recorded in Greece.  There were two young street performers in Athens and music from resurants and bus rides all over Greece giving you the sounds of Greece as it were.

If your interested... I posted photos from my trip on instagram Bettyinthesky.

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99 High In The Sky

Thu, 07 Nov 2013 23:30:39 +0000

Episode 99

In this show we have quite a few stories involving drugged up passengers.  We used to have to deal with angry and crazy passengers now you add sedatives and booze to the mix and these folks are out of conrol!  In addition to the  ambian zombies are some crabs, a possum and a very touching story from a listener named Nina.


Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs

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98 Whats in Your Baggie?

Mon, 07 Oct 2013 18:25:00 +0000

98th Episode

I'm exciited about this show becuase I flew with some really interesting and funny people this month.  We have stories about pilots in makeup, a fighter pilot story, a tomato juice soaked crotch and a slinky.

There is a great story by Darren Elliott whose blog can be found at


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97 "Once" Upon a Time in London

Sun, 08 Sep 2013 16:50:16 +0000

Episode 97

This show is full of stories about life vests, items left on the airplane, wet rag captains and soap on your feet!


Music "Flying" by The Catch

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96 Bender

Wed, 07 Aug 2013 19:30:00 +0000

Episode 96

This show has stories showcasing wet rags, customs trash, funny pilots. snakes, a bender, belching, and nine old ladies straight out of old lady central casting.

Music is from a London Tube street performer.


Clip from Utube 10 funniest airline parodies.

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95 Does Stevie Cook?

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 19:37:06 +0000

Episode 95 features some stories from my recent trip to Hawaii along with hemoroids, strange overhead bins, an up(chuck) do, London Foxes, airplane elevators and hotel hijinks.


Music is from a Hawaiian  u-tube video called Hawaiian Sunrise with Hawaiian Music

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94 That Was Easy

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 15:39:37 +0000

94th Show

On this show we have stories about dog bowls, penquins, twister, broken carts and an interview with a pilot who is building his own..... fun is that?!


Music...  "Airplane" by Sidestreet Blues

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93 There Will Be Blood

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:12:24 +0000

Episode 93

This show has fun stories about penguins, shorts, drunken monkeys, honking, snakes and tug boats.  The lively music is from a local band at a beach bar called Shiggidy Shack on St Kitts. 


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92 Two Puffs

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:23:00 +0000

Episode 92

I know it sounds like a joke... "a fighter pilot an astronaut and a dwarf walk into a bar..."  but this show actually features stories about a fighter pilot an astronaut and a dwarf!  The mushic is from three street preformers in Brussels Belgium.  The show is out a little early because I'm going to be traveling.


For more information on the flying eye hospital

Brad Williams website

The Dr Drew Podcast

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91 We Move Our Tail For You

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:49:00 +0000

91st Show

In this show we have two dramatic emergency landings along with a bunch of light hearted stories.


The music for the show is from vintage airline commercials from this Huffington Post piece...

Vintage AIrline Commercials

On a serious note podcasters are being targeted by a Patent Troll, you can help fight Patent Trolls at...

You Can Help

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90 Get Out of my Drawers

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:27:00 +0000

90th Show

In this show we have three airline X file stories, a few f bomb stories and all kinds of funny airline stuff.  Wow I can't believe i"ve recorded 90 shows!


Music "Flying" by the Catch

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89 Kacki Galore

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 18:40:05 +0000

Episode 89

This show features stories about bleach, horneymen, call signs, ferrets, graveyards and a 1,000 bill! 


Music is a blast from the past Everything Good by Twintwelve

Clip from Mark from Liverpool (he's great at finding funny airline stuff) Kenn Kington

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88 Maki Maki Maki

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 20:16:56 +0000

Episode 88

I just got back from Madagascar so we have lots of funny stories from there along with the usuual airline story suspects.


The music is a local band from Madagascar called Tsiverilaza, the song is called Mampite Hen Hen (What ANOTHER song called Mampite Hen Hen)

As a special Holiday Bonus this is a longer episode!

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87 I Seen it All

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 16:13:56 +0000

Episode 87

This show has a lot of fun stories including castles, motown, naked folks on the airplane and Madagascar!

The music for the show was sent to me by a listener named Lenore.  It's vintage airline commercials that are posted on Huffington Post ...

Remember When


Snipit from one of my favorite podcasts.. Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

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86 Airport Shepherd

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:56:07 +0000

Episode 86

This show has all kinds of stories involving sick pilots, hatches, Bette Davis, mice and of course airport shepherds.


Music was recorded on the street and in the metro in Paris.

Listener Mark from Liverpool sent me a clip from a comedian who is hilarious... you should check him out at  Tim Hawkins

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85 You People

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:36:00 +0000

Episode 85

I just got back from Tortuguero Costa Rica where I got to see turtles laying their eggs on the beach and a baby turtle being born... nature is in all it's glory!  So we have some turtle stories along with the normal airline stories and some howler monkey stories to boot!  Kind of a "wild" show.


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84 Bug Paraphernalia

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:37:17 +0000

Episode 84

In this show we have stories from Africa, Paris, exploding engines, lightbulbs and stranger's underwear!

I'm excited about my new theme song that Rich Banks recorded for me!


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83rd Show Sympathy Barfer

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 14:58:00 +0000

Episode 83

In this show we hear about dogs on the airplane, bras, puke, India, Venice and alligators!


Music by a pretty young girl with a horn on Grafton Street in Ireland.

Ellen video about flight attendants

The photo is of me attempting to take a photo of a sunken WW2 airplane and my logo in Palau... although I doubt anyone can tell it's an airplane?!

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82nd Show Rockstar Jellyfish

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 14:28:00 +0000

Episode 82

On a recent trip to Palau I got to see the amazing Rockstar Jellyfish.  There is this lake full of millions of non stinging golden glowing pulsating see them is like looking at another should be one of the natural wonders of the world! 

This show has stories about sunken airplanes, exploding soda cans, lots of pilot stories and a moving tribute to Mama Bird Johnson.


Books to consider... Click Millionaires by Scott Fox     The Taker by Alma Katsu   Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Lanni Taylor

Music for the show is by a German street performer Patrica Nae

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81st Show Lovelocks

Tue, 08 May 2012 16:39:00 +0000

81st Episode

I just got back from Palau in the South Pacific, so we have a few stories there, along with an emotional military flying story and we hear about the worldwide lovelock phenomenon.  Also pantyhose, fried Lat, Bangledesh and license plates?!


Click on the link to my book if your going to buy something on Amazon ----->

Music for the show is from a Paris street performer

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80th Show

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 20:27:00 +0000

Who would have ever thought I would record 80 shows?  In this episode we have two stories from Jackson Mississippi, a few from Paris and a dramatic emergency landing story!   Throw in some puke, condoms and a bomb and what have you got...a really good show!

Don't forget if you going to buy something on Amazon click through my book...thanks! ----->


The music was sent to me from listener Andreas... it's "The Poor Copilot" by Oscar Brand  Click here for the video

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79th Show What the Pup?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 19:18:00 +0000

Episode 79

In this episode we hear a great story about animals along with some wayward passengers and some nutjobs on the airplae!


Music is from utube The Beach Boys "Airplane Song" 1969

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78th Show Kootyville and Germberg

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:37:00 +0000

Episode 78

This show has some racy stories on the airplane, some wierdos, a dirty diaper and a drunk?!


Music is from a funny airline commercial for Pacific Blue

Here is a link to the Dean Martin clip

My favorite podcast that you should check out... The Adam Corolla Show

The photo is from a listener named Paige

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77th Show The Jet Set (Fixed Version)

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:05:00 +0000

Episode 77

I love hearing all the glamourous stories from the Pan Am Days.   So in this episode we have lots of them along with some passengers behaving badly and some crew rest situations.  What ever happened to the "jetset" or "jetsetters" anyway?


Don't forget if your going to buy something on Amazon Please click through the picture of my book...thanks!  ----->

If you want to see a really great BBC Documentary on Pan Am Click Here  It's called Come Fly With Me - The Story of Pan Am


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76th Show

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:53:00 +0000

Episode 76

In this show we hear stories about pilots, puke and pigs?!


Please support the show by clicking on my book link if you are going to buy something on Amazon ------>

Music for this episode is on utube "Jet Lag" by Simple Plan Natasha Bedingfield

Click Here for the Video

For more information on Bru na Boinne in Ireland Click Here

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75th Show I Love it!

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 15:22:00 +0000

In this show I interview a new flight attendant who actually loves the smell of the airplane, a touching air traffic controler story and a fantastic inflight concert.





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74th Show An Embarrassment of Riches

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:10:00 +0000

Episode 74

In this show we have a lot of embarrassing stories, humiliating stories along with some really possitive ones.  We have puke, dolphins and batshit, good press and really really bad press.


Amazon link ----------------->

Music from wandering around Prague! (Even the manhole covers are beautiful in Prague!)

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73rd Show, Another Day Another Tray

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:49:00 +0000

Episode 73

This epispde had stories from Dubai, Lagos Nigeria, the crazy things that flight attendant's carry in their suitcases and movie stars behaving badly on the plane!


Link to Amazon  ----------------------------------------------->

Click for Bat video

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72nd Show (London's Calling)

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 19:31:00 +0000

In this show we have funny stories about crabs, kabobs, butt lifts, kayaks, dumpsters and of course some airline humor!  The music for the show was recorded on a 48 hour London layover.


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71st Show

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:19:00 +0000

This show features the Cell phone police, airplane bathroom humor, uniform mishaps and a wayward crab?!



Music is from a funny video called "Airport Slowdown" at...

NOTE:  If you downloaded this episode the day it came out there was a problem with the audio and it cut out at 8 minutes in.  I corrected the problem and it's fixed now...Sorry to all those that got the short version!  Then it was fixed on my site and not in I deleted it and now it should be fixed everywhere?!

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Episode 70

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 18:44:00 +0000

Reporting from 34,000 feet we hear stories about tourettes, announcements gone wrong and some bowel and wheelchair mishaps!



Music by The Catch  "Flying"

Check out a podcast I like ... The Adam Carolla Show at ...

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69 I'm Back!

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 22:59:00 +0000

Episode 69

I've been busy moving from one coast to another, and I was so swamped that I have missed a few months in the podcast world...but I'm back!

One good thing about taking a break is that I have wealth of stories to work with!  In this "come back" episode we have naked flight attendants, a story with a very creative use for the metal bread basket tongs, and a whole lot of bathroom humor on the airplane.

The photo is of me in Thailand in a Santa was for my Christmas Card ...the saying was going to be...Santa's a Real came out really clear huh?!  And just in case you want to try this...fur is really HOT in Thailand!


Music... "Betty" by the Lavcivious Bitties... You can now get their music on itunes!

Hey and don't forget you can still buy my book, or visit my "Betty Store"

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68 Survival

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 21:03:00 +0000

Episode 68

Sometimes you have to do what you have to do to survive.  We have some crazy things that have happened on the airplane like a captain falling off a catering truck and a get this...a drive by crapping!  And at the end of the episode we have two survival stories.


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Music by thestratbrat "Ballad of Steven Slater" on utube

A special thanks to the fabulous Scott Simon of NPR News

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67 Buh-Bye!

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 01:10:00 +0000

Episode 67

I know it's old news now but I had to do a few Steven Slater stories beacuse it's just so funny!  We have a crashing story and some airplane lavatory mishaps plus a really funny medical emergency.  I don't say "funny medical emergency" very often!

If you want to check out the Itailan Villa website for Roman Countryside Escapes check out


Music from the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon "Took two beers and jumped"  (I hope he doesn't mind... boy was he great on the Emmy's!)

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66 Jesus and the Bandits

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 00:46:00 +0000

Episode 66

Did you guys hear about the flight attendant that was recently arrested for stealing from sleeping business class passengers?  They are calling her the mile high bandit!  We hear about some other misbehaving crew members like crashing parties, pilots in jail and of course the barefoot bandit.

Along with the bandit stories we hear 2 dramatic flying experiences.  A mid air collision and scarey flight where Jesus makes an appearance!


If you have ever thought about traveling alone you should check out...The new e-book...The Art of Solo Travel!


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65 Profiling

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 21:44:00 +0000

Episode 65

Now, I know the subject of racial profiling is controversial.  Some people think we should never do it, others think we are crazy not to profile.  At the end of the episode we have a whole segment on the subject.  And since profiling deals with racial differences the rest of the episode is full of funny racial misunderstandings and mistakes people make on the PA about certain groups of people.


If you have ever thought about traveling alone you should check out...The new e-book...The Art of Solo Travel!

Music... "Colors" by Bryan Thompson on

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64 Celebrities, Donkeys and an Italian

Sun, 16 May 2010 01:43:00 +0000

Episode 64

I just got back from Bonaire so we have a misbehaving donkey story, lots of celebrities on the airplane and one fast moving Italian.  Since we are talking about famous folks, Arthur Frommer actually does the lead fun is that?

The music from this episode is all local music from Bonaire, I recorded music at the annual Rincon Festival (those islanders really know how to party!) and also from a local restaurant called Donna and Giorgios.


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63 When Pigs Fly

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 22:34:00 +0000

Episode 63

I actually have two stories about pigs flying!  Along with the pigs we have bats and People Express stories.  Plus two stories that relate to the current news item where the ladies tried to board an airplane with a dead guy wearing sunglasses?!


Music this episode is a gift from listener Bas Winckels...thanks Bas!

This episode features a short segment from Peter Anthony Holder from

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61 Firsts

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 01:18:00 +0000

Episode 61

After a certain age your "firsts" start to dwindle.  This episode is chalk full of firsts, a instructor and student pilot first, my first tsunami delay, a passenger grabbing a flight attendant around the neck and a pilot's creative use of the crash axe for a dirty job! (you'll just have to listen)


If you want to hear the whole episode of Amateur Traveler just click on the pink player  to the right or you can click here to go to the web site!

Music by "Betty" by the Lavcivious Biddies


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60 Express Yourself

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:08:00 +0000

Episode 60 This episode features crazy stories for airline like People Express and Pacific East Airlines.  These airlines are no longer in business and we hear why.  Along with the wacky old airline stories we hear about people expressing themselves in ways they probably shouldn't! Special guests on the show include Brian Peters from and Brian Cox from Hey, Get Off of My Lawn Contact... Music by EXPRESS YOURSELF BY RASKAL ENTERTAINMENT  I  did a LIVE Video show on Feb 21st at 4pm Eastern and 1pm Pacific with Joe d'Eon    Click here to watch the show     [...]

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59 It's Just Wrong

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:38:00 +0000

Episode 59

The stories in this episode involve the KKK, people peeing in the aisles, crew members almost landing in jail  and a kid stealing an airplane.  Now these things are just wrong...but sometimes wrong can be entertaining?!



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This is REALLY exciting for me... you can preorder the book at Amazon... it seems so legit now that I'm on Amazon!


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Music by  "fly" by the HORNBUCKLE BROTHERS BAND


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58 The Classy Passenger Awards

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:20:00 +0000

Episode 58

Happy Holidays podcast world!  This show has a lot of stories of passengers exhibiting classy behavior along with some Flight Attendants behaving badly.  There is even a story of how you could behave badly with the contents of the survival kit in the ejection seat of a fighter airplane!

I am finally on twitter, I will tweet when a new episode is coming out or if something exciting is happening.  You can follow me at !!!

The song in this episode is "Tweetin on a Jet Plane" from utube.  You can see the video at


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57 Pets & Peeves

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:34:00 +0000

Episode 57

I'm Back!  Sorry but I got distracted with my fella who lives in another country!

This episode has alot of short stories about animals like an alligator and a whale along with stories about things that bother Flight Attendants and Pilots on the airplane.


Check out my online store which now features Airline Christmas Cards!!


Music by "Waiting" by the Auroras




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56 McGyverAir

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:32:00 +0000

Episode 56

Do you guys remember the TV Show from the 80's called McGyver?  It was about a guy that could make anything out of the most obscure items.  Well on the airplane sometimes we have to solve a problem with the limited items we have onboard.  We have to pull a McGyver!

So this show features some McGyver stories along with two ejection stories.  Because sometimes a McGyver story is impressive but there is nothing as amazing as ejecting out of an airplane and surviving!



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Music is the theme from the old TV show (I hope they don't mind)

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55 Love and War

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:08:00 +0000

Episode 55

I am very late in posting this podcast.  Many people have e-mailed me to see if I am okay.  Well I am more than okay.  I met a man on my trip to Belize and I have been traveling back and forth to Belize to see him?!

So it seems fitting to have this episode feature stories about Love.  Love in the Air to be exact, along with some war stories, mainly stories of soldiers home on leave from the war.



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Music by "Love is in the Air" by Jubeus 


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People Say the Darndest Things?!

Sat, 02 May 2009 00:29:00 +0000

Episode 54

I've been flying a long time and I always think I've heard all the crazy things people could say...but they still surprise me!

So in this episode we hear about people saying and doing some wacky things.

At the end of the episode a Pilot talks about something a person did on his flight that landed the guy in jail for 9-25 years!



I have an internet store with some fun airline products

Music by  "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:08:00 +0000

Episode 53

Nobody likes a poser!  This show is all about posing.  We hear about posers and placedroppers.  And there is a few stories of Flight Crew "posing" as passengers as they commute to and from work.

And at the end of the episode I tell a story about the silly yoga pose I try to get people to try when I'm traveling?!


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Music by "yogababe" by Diva Eve & the Forbidden Fruit

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Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:31:00 +0000

Episode 52

This episode highlights some airline phenomenon like the "plane knocking" or "plane kissing"  people do as they enter the aircraft. 

Along with some other strange phenomenon like why actors are so afraid to fly or why most people are soooooo interested in the mile high club?

But mostly this episode is dedicated to the phenomenal story of the amazing USAir ditching in the Hudson river!


Check out my internet store for some fun airline items at   Hopefully  by next month I will have a "Best of Betty" CD for sale in the store!


Music by  "Fly" by The Good Sirs

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51 Conga (air)Line

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:14:00 +0000

Episode 51

At the end of this episode we hear a story about a Somali Conga Line.  Now those are just words you never put together...Somali Conga Line?!

You have to be really silly or have a few drinks to join a Conga Line so the rest of the show is full of silly, gullible or slightly off kilter stories.  We have stories about crabs, a shady pilot and not one but two... Doogie Howser stories?!

Come on and join the Conga airLine!


Hey guess what... I have a new store with items with the Betty logo.  And I am working on other graphics to add new products...check it out at  !!




Music by Conga Fever by Edens East


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50 Traveling Fool

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:31:00 +0000

Episode 50

In September I went to Egypt and in November I traveled to Ecuador!  I have literally been a traveling fool!

This episode is about pilots, flight attendants and tourists being foolish!

A guide from the Galapagos talks about the silly questions tourists ask him, and at the end of the episode there is a great story about a foolish passenger that involves a rope, an indian and a blanket!



Music by  "Flying" by The Catch

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49 Back from Egypt

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:19:00 +0000

Episode 49

I've been getting some emails asking why it's taken me so long to post a new podcast....well it's because I was busy wandering around Egypt. 

This show has some tales from Egypt along with some really funny airline stories from fellow Flight Attendants and Pilots.

Education is the key to success...check out at...°ree=certificate





Music by  Back from Egypt by Jerky Medicine and Egyptian Theme by .Elegy.

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48 Blood Sweat Puke and Tears!

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:09:00 +0000

Episode 48

There is a price for everything in life, what you don't pay for in money you can pay for in blood, sweat,  puke and tears!

I recently had a young man faint and land head first on the galley floor...there was blood everywhere.  I started asking other flight attendants and pilots about their blood, sweat, puke and tears stories and found out there are loads of them. 

Lucky for me the stories involve blood, sweat and tears but also alot of laughs!






Music by  "Blood &Tears" by Jenn London


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47 Traveling Without a Pen

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:27:00 +0000

Episode 47

One of the things that bugs the Flight Attendants most about passengers is that they travel without a pen.  It's basically just being unprepared.

I was unprepared this month because my digital recorder broke!  So I wasn't traveling without a pen I was traveling without a recorder...which is just as bad if you happen to have a podcast!

So I wasn't sure I could manage to put together a new episode this month but I used backlog audio to revisit some old topics with new stories.

In this  episode we have dingbat stories, lost in translation stories, some drama in the air stories and at the end of the episode there is one stew-pendous story!


Music by "So Unprepared For" by Cazuality

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