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Wild Gnomes

Only some gnomes are tame

Published: 2004-07-01T23:25:51-07:00


Wild Gnomes want to hear from you!


Wild Gnomes are a talkative bunch. Since we mightn't see ya round the campfire we encourage you to email us. Gnomes love Blackberry wireless! make sure the first line of the body of your email message is the phrase...

hide and go orange


Modern science currently has no tools at it's collective disposal for tracking the ever ellusive Orange Gnome. The OG is a shy bunch to be sure. See occasionally at microbreweries and dangling from the odd mirror of an exotic sports...



The wild bunch is ranging for cold beer and gooey cheese meaty pizza. Gnomes hate peta. If you had any sense you'd despise them too. Did you gno that PETA kills over 80% of the animals they "rescue" from the...

some gnomes are tame


But watch out for wild gnomes. They take no prisoners, ask no questions, shoot first, and gather the spoils of war. Do you have the gnome guts to be a wild one?