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Jenis-Jenis Perkahwinan

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:30:26 +0000

* Poligami adalah perkahwinan lelaki dengan ramai wanita. Ia diamalkan oleh hampir kesemua bangsa di dunia ini. Mereka mengamalkan poligami tanpa had dan batas. Contohnya ada agama di negara China yang membolehkan perkahwinan sehingga 130 orang isteri. Pada syariat Yahudi, poligami dibenarkan tanpa batas dan menurut Islam, poligami hanya dibenarkan sehingga empat orang isteri dengan [...]

Suck Menu

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:18:08 +0000

Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg. Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu

Ladies First

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:17:21 +0000

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.

Your Father

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:16:38 +0000

Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Thief

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:15:39 +0000

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Love Me

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:14:49 +0000

Girl : Do you love me? Boy : Yes Dear. Girl : Would you die for me? Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Absent-Minded

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:14:15 +0000

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. ‘My trouble is,’ he said, ‘that I keep forgetting things.’ ‘How long has this been going on?’ asked the psychiatrist. ‘How long has what been going on?’ said the man.

Penang

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:11:03 +0000

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time? Post Master : Well it might do. Customer : I bet you, it won’t. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It’s addressed to Johor.

Drunkard

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:08:09 +0000

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order, order.” The drunkard immediately responded, “Thank you, your honour, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

Dinner

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:05:25 +0000

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

Football

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:03:06 +0000

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Train

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:53:39 +0000

Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur. Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

Egypt

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:38:25 +0000

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

Funny Soup

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:36:25 +0000

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter : Funny? But why aren’t you laughing?

Tea Cup

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:35:38 +0000

Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup? Waiter : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter,not a fortune teller

Lifeguard

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:34:34 +0000

Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Fly In My Soup

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:33:51 +0000

Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter : That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.

My Soup

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:32:05 +0000

Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Lamb Chop

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:31:23 +0000

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can’t. Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Serve Crabs

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:24:42 +0000

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.

Sehari-Hari Puasa Si Miskin

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:22:48 +0000

Sekadar renungan…. …….buat peringatan buat diriku yang sering terlepas pandang. Aku telah menemui sebuah rumah yang usang. Rumah itu hanya berdindingkan buluh bertanggakan batang kelapa. Di serambi rumah itu ada beberapa anak kecil yang kelihatan lesu dan letih. Aku hampiri mereka lalu bertanya kepada yang paling tua antara mereka, seorang kakak yang berumur baru kira-kira [...]

Logo dan Lagu Tema Kemerdekaan Ke-52 2009

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:22:07 +0000

Lagu “1 Malaysia” dipilih sebagai lagu tema Sambutan Hari Kemerdekaan Malaysia ke 52 Tahun 2009. 1 Malaysia Berdiri teguh di bumi Nyata pupuk semangat satu Malaysia Sepakat rakyat didahulukan Pencapaian diutamakan Perpaduan mendapat rahmat Toleransi kaum amalan bersama Kejayaan kita bangunkan Satu Malaysia Dalam capai satu tujuan Tanggungjawab kita semua Jadi teras bangsa mulia Kita bina Satu Malaysia Korus: Satu Malaysia jadi pegangan Rukun negara teras panduan Satu Malaysia benteng negara Rakyat Malaysia [...]

Apple 3G iPhone has arrived in MALAYSIA finally! (Maxis 3G iphone Package)

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:44:23 +0000

I know most of you probably would have purchased the trendy Apple iPhone from somewhere, either from Digital Mall in PJ, Low Yat, Singapore or from the U.S. and most of you would have taken the trouble to ask the taukeh selling the iphone to unlock the phone before you can use it here. Today [...]

(Gambar) Kereta Polis Peronda Mitsubishi Evolution 10 - Pemilik Wira Turbo Harus Berfikir Panjang

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:49:02 +0000

Dengan kemunculan kereta peronda polis versi Mitsubishi Evolution 10, pemilik kereta Wira & Kancil modified mungkin boleh melupakan niat mereka untuk bermain cucuk-mencucuk di’lebuh raya. Bukan apa, dengan mudah sahaja anda akan di’ayam-ayamkan oleh pemandu kereta polis ini. Mempunyai 5 kelajuan gear, namun boleh di’maksimumkan kepada 6 kelajuan jikalau di’lengkapi twin-clutch, boleh membuatkan pemilik wira turbo [...]

(BOIKOT!) Agnes Monica dan lagunya, Allah Peduli

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:37:43 +0000

Sekarang ni dah kecoh pasal lagu Agnes Monica bertajuk Allah Peduli yang pada tajuk menggunakan nama Allah, tapi pada hakikat liriknya ditujukan pada Yesus iaitu Jesus tuhan bagi mereka yang beragama Kristian. Oh! Artis juga difahamkan, Agnes Monica adalah wanita Indonesia beragama Kristian dan dengan kemunculan lagu biadap ini, terbukti kemunculan Agnes Monica mungkin ada [...]

Strong Operational Growth by Celcom

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:52:02 +0000

Celcom continued its stellar performance, delivering its best quarterly performance of the year, despite intensifying competition, weakened macro-economic conditions and uncertainties of MNP. Recording an unprecedented 11th consecutive quarter of growth, Celcom saw solid revenue of RM5.6 billion, a rise of 10% YoY and 4% QoQ. Concerted efforts and focus on segmented marketing yielded encouraging results. [...]

The 1920s Television

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:47:21 +0000

The first commercially available TV sets went on sale in the United States in 1928. Pictures were viewed on tiny?screens, just a couple of inches in size. The set pictured above was constructed from a plan published in the December 1928 and January 1929 issues of Popular Mechanics. Daven Corporation, which made the first TVs to be [...]

80 years of television

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:46:15 +0000

It’s 80 years since televisions first went on sale in the shops.?On July 3, 1928 you could have popped into your local electronics emporium and picked up a TV made by the?Daven Corporation?for the princely sum?of $75. The telly has come a long way since then, with high-definition LCD and plasma screens now taking the place [...]

World’s most complicated railway line

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:49:47 +0000

Inspite of being such a complicated Railway network, we never hear about any accidents in Frankfurt Germany

Fara Fauzana (fafau) Bertudung

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:05:51 +0000

Kalau dahulu ERA rentak muzik terkini? TETAPI kini anda boleh mendengar suara Farah Fauzana di HOTFM (97.6Mhz ?KL) LEBIH HANGAT DARI BIASA?bermula dengan siaran percubaan pada 15hb Januari 2006 dan secara rasmi beroperasi pada 6hb Februari 2006 (sehari sebelum hari jadi FF).. Mungkin ini satu hadiah & satu permulaan cara hidup FF di Radio No [...]

Biodata Datuk kepada Pak lah : Abdullah Fahim

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:14:03 +0000

Kepulangan Sheikh Abdullah Fahim, seorang ulamak dan guru di Masjidil Haram ke Tanah Melayu pada 1922 telah mencetuskan pemikiran baru tentang perjuangan kemerdekaan di kalangan rakyat negara ini. Sheikh Abdullah Fahim atau nama sebenarnya Abdullah bin Ibrahim adalah ulamak berdarah campuran Arab-Pattani yang berasal dari Makkah. Beliau dilahirkan di Kota Suci pada 1869 di mana ayahnya, [...]

Banana Art

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:14:27 +0000

Sexy Cars for sexy men only

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:02:33 +0000

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