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Published: Thu, 19 Apr 2018 12:39 GMT

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Nun Has Orgasm During Beaver TSA Pat-Down

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 12:39 GMT

The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire]

Obscene College Football Halftime Show Shocks Nation

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 12:39 GMT

The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire]

Mobsters Behind 2010 Dallas Cowboys Embarrassment?

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 12:39 GMT

Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is suspected to be intimately involved throughout. [Satire]

Christine O'Donnell Bloodies Delaware Democrat On Election Eve

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 12:39 GMT

A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. [Satire]

New Workplace Scream Room® A Huge Stress-Busting Success

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 12:39 GMT

Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been launched. [Satire]

Masturbator Meets God on Chat Roulette?

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 12:39 GMT

A man dressed in a push-up bra and crotchless panties claims he logged onto Chat Roulette last night and met God as his random stranger. God apparently then ranted about Earthlings screwing up the planet and wasting perfectly good souls by killing in the name of religion. [Satire]