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Poorly written, far-from-family-friendly rants about Rangerdom and Major League Baseball brought to you by a Foat Wuth Texas Rangers fan.

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2011 BAPL Crystal Balljonesteincrystal2.jpeg

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 13:43:45 +0000

Here's your highly anticipated BAPL predictions for the 2011 season:AL EastRed Sox, Rays, Blue Jays, Yankers, Orioles- Unless the Baseball Gods cast another injury spell upon Boston, the Red Sox should easily conquer the mighty AL East.  The Rays won't...(image)

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Weapons Failjonesteinfeliz_nolan.gif

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:31:10 +0000

Nod to Booyakasha at Lone Star Ball for this awesome gif: XD--Jonestein...(image)

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Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:44:12 +0000

Folks at work often stop by and comment on all of the Texas Rangers/Dallas Stars junk cluttering up my cubicle.  They see my Houston Astros season schedule and probably think "Oh, that's understandable, they're a Texas team." (I actually...(image)

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18 Days, D@mmitjonestein

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 20:19:43 +0000

Pictorial countdown to Opening Day 2011, starring various Dallas/Foat Wuth sports stars past and present.Unfortunately, something has screwed up my ability to upload pictures to this blog, hence, my lack of continuing this series.However, I'll go all primitive on ya...(image)

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(40, 39, 38, 37) Days Until Opening Dayjonestein40_madbum.jpg39_feldman.jpg38_wash.jpg37_rogers.jpg

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:22:23 +0000

40Madison Bumgarner.  Ok, definitely NOT a DFW sports figure, but this Rangers' World Series nemesis most deservedly gets a nod for what he did to us in Game 4 of the World Series.39Scott FeldmanYeah, yeah, 2010 was a bust for...(image)

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Foaty Onejonestein41_dirk2.JPG41_waters.jpg

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 13:42:05 +0000

Pictorial Countdown to Opening Day 2011, Starring Various Dallas/Foat Wuth Sports Stars Past and Present.41No brainer here with Dirk Nowitzki, who will no doubt go down as the greatest Dallas Maverick in the history of the franchise.The top pic to...(image)

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Countdown to Opening Day: 42jonestein42_robinson.jpg42_tarpley.jpg

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:51:58 +0000

Pictorial countdown to Opening Day 2011, starring various Dallas/Foat Wuth sports stars past and present.42Not a DFW star, but THE #42 in the world of baseball, Jackie Robinson....and a former local #42, the could-have-been-great Roy Tarpley of the Dallas Mavericks. ...(image)

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(45, 44, 43) Days Until Opening Dayjonestein45_holland.jpg44_Newhouse.jpg43_harris.jpg

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 18:54:19 +0000

Pictorial countdown to Opening Day 2011, starring various Dallas/Foat Wuth sports stars past and present.(I meant to start this on Monday, but got distracted by a shiny object)45 Days (Monday)Derek Holland, he of the eleven straight balls and three straight...(image)

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About Facejonesteinyoung-michael_01.jpg

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:57:02 +0000

As many of you know, Michael Young, or as he's affectionately called in certain Rangers fan circles "Face", i.e. "Face of the Franchise"  has been making news in the baseballphere lately.  Bottom line: he wants out of Texas because...(image)

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Mon, 14 Feb 2011 22:59:34 +0000

For the first time in my baseball life, The Baseball Gods have bestowed upon yours truly a mercifully short off-season.  Don't get me wrong,  hockey has done a very admirable job of sustaining me through The Bad Time the last...(image)

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