Urban Dictionary

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:49:29 +0000

Yo Playaz- This nigga recommendz tha Urban Dictionary: Fularious Street Slang Defined! This book iz complied by Aaron Peckham, the creator of UrbanDictionary.com. Featuring over 2000 wordz, tha Urban Dictionary helps un-streetwise niggaz and crackers understand meanings of slang, pop-culture and every mutha fuckin day urban life – that is, if yo ass can read!  Makez a great gift for [...]

Happy Fathaz Day – Looking Back

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 08:30:24 +0000

Yo! Jamal’s Dad got out of jail this week so they are spending Father’s Day together! Buy yo dad a tie, take his ass to breakfast, just do something to show you love him. Jamal will be back next week with a new episode! To honor all of our Dad’s, we are reposting Jamal theories [...]

Question 38: Niggaz N Swimmin

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:30:05 +0000

This week Jamal reveals the truth behind why Black people don't swim.

Please Re-Follow with Twitter

Fri, 29 May 2009 11:58:16 +0000

Somebody hacked our Twitter account and did some bad things with it.

Bonus: Blooperz No. 4

Sun, 24 May 2009 08:30:23 +0000

It's been a while, but here are another group of outtakes and deleted scenes from the Ask Blackie Show.

Barack Obama Action Figure

Fri, 15 May 2009 08:30:32 +0000

Yo Playaz- Whether you love him or hate him, Barack Obama is the current President of the United States of America! In honor of this grand event in history, Jailbreak Toys released their own Barack Obama action figure – and while the campain wuz goin on, these niggaz were donatin money to Obama’s campain for [...]

Question 37: Sum Persunnal Advice

Sun, 10 May 2009 08:30:37 +0000

This week Jamal shares some personal advice with a troubled high school student on the subject coping with of ignorant adolescents.

The Underground Railroad Game

Fri, 01 May 2009 08:30:54 +0000

What once took black folk weeks, months and years under harsh-ass conditions to accomplish, you can take it for granted in the warmth of your own home.

Question 36: 420 Originz

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:30:18 +0000

This week Jamal reveals how the date April 20th became an international holiday amongst those in Cannabis Culture.

Black Panther Action Figure

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 08:30:41 +0000

This awesome representation of T'Challa features numerous little points of articulation and a long ass spear which is great for stabbing the hell out of yo other geek toyz

An Angry Black Woman

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:30:20 +0000

Apparently our episode “Angrie Sistaz” made a lot of Sisters angry! Who would have thought an angry black woman could ever take a joke. We laughed our asses off reading this one – as always all I do is copy & paste: As an African American woman , not a “sista” or “black woman”, there’s [...]

An Appreciative Fan

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:43:19 +0000

Every now and then I get some really nice emails… although they are few and far between! We are always sending out free stuff and it is sometimes nice to know when people get it: Jamal I wanted to let you know that I got your package and while there was not any herb enclosed in [...]

Question 35: Niggaz N Watermelonz

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:30:32 +0000

This week Jamal reveals why Black people enjoy eating Watermelon, as well as some interesting facts about this nutritious fruit.

Question 34: Chuck Norris Jokez

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:30:51 +0000

This week Jamal discusses the origin of all the Chuck Norris jokes on the Internet.

Blackie Mart Now Open

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:30:21 +0000

Yo Playaz – We finally gotz an online store for all of our die-hard fans to buy shirts and stuff! We’ll let people know in Twitter when we getz new designs, so be sure to follow us! -Peace Out- Jamal

Question 33: Supa Niggaz

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 08:30:45 +0000

This week Jamal discusses Black characters portrayed in comic books as superheroes.

Bonus: 1st Anniversary Spektakular

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:30:16 +0000

On March 9, 2008 Ask Blackie hit the web bound and determined to shatter racism with sarcasm and drop knowledge like Atom Bombs. Join Jamal and Krakaz as they celebrate the 1st Anniversary of the Ask Blackie Show.

Funny Ass Hate Mail

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:30:20 +0000

This was the first piece of Hame Mail sent to us from a loser – er, um – user on YouTube: I would love for you to come to my home and play with my 5 pitt bulls ! You nasty nigger puppet hope you get lost in the wash ..WHITE POWER

YouTube = Censorship

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:41:56 +0000

Just in time for our one-year anniversary, we also just learned that YouTube deleted a file of ours because they claim it violated their rules!

Fuck MySpace

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:31:46 +0000

Just in time for our one-year anniversary, MySpace has deleted our profile for apparently no reason...

Looking Back: Big White Bootiez

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:30:22 +0000

As Jamal gets ready to celebrate the one year anniversary of Ask Blackie (March 9th), he would like to share a few of his favorite episodes with his fans. Let's look back on the time when Jamal invited special guest Caroline Pierce to help him unravel the mysteries surrounding white girls with big butts.

Looking Back: Big Burd

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:30:56 +0000

As Jamal gets ready to celebrate the one year anniversary of Ask Blackie (March 9th), he would like to share a few of his favorite episodes with his fans. Let's look back on the time when Jamal tackled a question about Big Bird, a Sesame Street icon.

Looking Back: Multiracialism

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:30:12 +0000

As Jamal gets ready to celebrate the one year anniversary of Ask Blackie (March 9th), he would like to share a few of his favorite episodes with his fans. There's no better place to start other than the premiere episode of Ask Blackie, when Jamal handled the uncomfortable issue of multiracialism.

Question 32: Black History Month

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:30:27 +0000

This week Jamal discusses the origins of Black History Month and reveals why it is observed during the month of February.

Damn Flu – Show Delayed

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:30:11 +0000

Sorry Playaz - We'ze all junked up with tha ful and shit. Tha show iz delayed until next week.

Question 31: New Yearz Rezolooshunz

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:30:26 +0000

This week Jamal shares his New Year's Resolutions for 2009 with us.

Bonus: Holiday Special Edition 2008

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:30:34 +0000

Jamal and Krakaz wish all of their family, friends and fans a very Happy Holiday Season.

Sum Mo Hate Mail

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:30:03 +0000

Yet another funny piece of hate mail sent to us: U are a stupid coon. I think your show is dumb. Ask a Ninja is way better than your stupid show. Give it up, nobody it watching you.

Question 30: Niggaz N Kool-Aid

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:30:10 +0000

This week Jamal unravels the mystery behind why Black people enjoy drinking Kool-Aid so much.

Happy Thanxgivin

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 22:00:16 +0000

Yo Playaz – I juz wanted 2 give all my fanz a huge shoutout dis hollyday! Thank U all 4 yo commentz, emailz and photoz! I know there hazn’t been a new episode in a while… sorry bout dat. Weze be workin hard on new shit now that tha tech crap iz fixed! We [...]

Rock On – Sweet Fan Mail

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:07:04 +0000

My boo Victoria sent dis in a while back, but itz so good Ize gotz 2 share it wit U: hey jamal: just writing to tell you that you kick ass…seriously. i subscribed from itunes and you’re now one of my favorites. whenever i really like something, i end up quoting it in some way. [...]

Question 29: More Short Answerz

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:00:18 +0000

This week Jamal tackles a number of crazy questions that require just a few short answers.

We Are Back on the Air

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:30:44 +0000

Thanx 4 hanging in there fanz! Your wordz of encouragement have kept us plugging along while we were about 2 just throw in tha towel! After weekz of tinkering, reinstalling and just plain praying, we finally figured out what iz wrong with our corrupted episode file. We R currently putting tha finishing touches on it and it should B online very soon.

Happy Halloween – sort of…

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 07:00:28 +0000

Sorry Playaz - It painz me 2 say this, but we are unable 2 post our Halloween episode. The same problemz that plagued us last week R continuing this week az well.

Episode Delayed – Technical Difficulties

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:00:55 +0000

We've been tryin to render the latest episode of the show, but our computer keeps crashing. We've been trying for the last two days, but nothing is working. We are currently reinstalling all of our software and then we will try again.

Another Piece of Hate Mail

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:00:06 +0000

Thiz piece of hate mail wuz sent 2 us thru YouTube: You are a stupid smelly nigger and I hope god strikes you dead for speading aids by fucking monekys. You father was a gorilla and you mom was too. Go back to Africa you smelly piece of monkey shit.

Bonus: Blooperz No. 3

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:30:47 +0000

Enjoy another hilarious dose of outtakes and deleted scenes from the Ask Blackie Show.

My First Piece of Hate Mail

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:00:22 +0000

Finally, my lazy ass iz publishin my fan mail online 4 all U 2 read… Thiz wuz sent in on March 22, 2008. It wuz my 1st piece of Hate Mail ever: I found this to be stupid., and who ever came up with this is a morrun with know scense. I will send out [...]

Question 28: Black Jewz

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:30:18 +0000

This week Jamal has a revealing conversation about Blacks who worship Judaism.

Question 27: Angrie Sistaz

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:30:16 +0000

This week Jamal reveals why the majority of Black women appear upset most of the time.

Question 26: Smellie Niggaz

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:30:10 +0000

This week Jamal discusses the facts behind why some black people happen to smell worse than others.

No New Show This Week – Sorry

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:01:14 +0000

Sorry Playaz – Ther will B no new epizode thiz week az my boy Krakaz had 2 take hiz wife 2 tha hozpittal 2 hav ther babiez!!! I kant run tha show alone, sew weze all gotz 2 wait 4 next week. B sure 2 send yo well wishez 2 him at hiz emale: krakaz@askblackie.com I’ll [...]

Question 25: Prezidential Candidatez

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:30:16 +0000

This week Jamal reveals which presidential candidate he is voting for and elaborates on their political platform.

Question 24: Brothaz on Stampz

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:30:37 +0000

This week Jamal talks about the first Black person to be honored on a US Postage Stamp.

Question 23: Big White Bootiez

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:30:32 +0000

This week Jamal invites a special guest to help him unravel the mysteries surrounding white girls with big butts.

Question 22: Short Answerz

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:30:23 +0000

This week Jamal tackles a number of simple questions that only require short answers.

Video Files Fixed

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:33:13 +0000

Sum peepz told us they wuz havin problimz watchin tha last couple showz on iPhonez. We think we fixed. If U have any problimz at all, just let us know!

Question 21: Marathonz

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:30:43 +0000

This week Jamal reveals the origins of the long distance running event known as a Marathon.

Bonus: Blooperz No. 2

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:30:10 +0000

Enjoy another set of outtakes and deleted scenes as Jamal struggles to keep a straight face.

Question 20: Niggaz N Chikken

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:30:50 +0000

This week Jamal elaborates on Black peoples' fondness for fried chicken.